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210230  square44: if only there was some way to wash away the evidence

210205  Dr Awkward: @Teechur We're in AZ. I'll have to check my local options!

210205  Dr Awkward: @Knice @Yam Yep, I have 8 goats. My wife's hand and arms are sore from workouts and work tasks, so I've milked for the last 5 days. I got 3/4 of a gallon from our one current milk goat today!

210258  bigASShobo: For two years it's not in your skanky, dirty ole fridge :-

210235  Coolguy: Coolguy approves

210248  a robot: Nature is BRUTAL

210236  Korrok: Convenient.

210225  Felicity: Sort of works with #210226

210242  PenguinBartender: Bobby Singer spotted.

210246  pusha p: The man is drowning in bacon, it's hilarious.

210248  PenguinBartender: Live action Lion King reboot looking -- *hurk!*

210230  Felicity: My theory is that either (a) someone is not flushing or (b) someone is doing huge toilet-killing poos that clog the toilet. Either way they should stop

210228  SharkysMachine: Ce n'est pas ma belle femme!

210239  Felicity: Robot activated

210240  Felicity: Now I want a hamburger. And I still want pizza, from before!

210231  a robot: Wake me up when you're serving steamed hams.

210248  SharkysMachine: Got my spine, got my orange crush

210172  Felicity: Time to catch the Shuttlebus Tyderium

210240  bug: Also, great username/upload.

210240  bug: same.

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210026 Science: @Greek Fire: Yes, but stone does tend to be more resilient than composite materials, and especially tarmac. Roman roads also didn't have the tremendous weights and traffic flows that roads today do. Plus slavery makes it super cheap and easy to produce wonders that last throughout the ages.

210031 LogicKitty: So then I thought, "if I'm paying that much for a coffin it ain't going in the ground"

210015 Yurishiro: Eat pizza in Italy, after that you'll find anywhere else's pizza is gross or not even pizza at all.

210150 Ulillillia: The Cathy Gourmet

210107 Felicity: @brown tony I have to pee pretty soon. One time I applied for a data entry job with this teacher who had a Macintosh LC and I really wanted to use that Macintosh LC but my friend got the job instead. In 1986-1987 there was a fashion trend of Asian men dying just one lock of hair blond, and I miss that, it was sexy.

210162 a robot: Why is someone testing out the world's most obnoxiously bright camera flash in this random office?

210039 kristaleibel: For sale: baby shoes, never worn.

210095 Christina: None of those will happen.

210121 Teechur: @Christina @dangerkeith3000 He may only be an amateur baiter. He needs to take his baiting to the master level.

210045 Yurishiro: Dickeyboard? No I do NOT want to hear the sounds it makes.



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Score:
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 JacksThirdEye: Blerp.
 Dan Tagonistic: [shlupp]
 petepuma: licking the remainder of your blood off it's paw
 dangerkeith3000: "Look sexy for the camera"
 Robespierre: The ultimate cat tongue - a lick'll probably take your skin off.
 Ulillillia: Catiligo
Image 186193   06-19-17   Uploaded by    windows96
Score:
500
 
 Nopetology: So rad! Never thought I'd see a plush blobfish. Let alone a whole herd of them in a takeout carton..
 responsibleadult: Who had the szechuan Ted Cruz?
Image 186192   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
195
 
 Mr Bleak: Klu Klux Klubbing?
 Chest Rockwell: Should have worn gloves and sunglasses.
 FireBreathingMarmot: finally metal is actually scary again
 Science: Ladies and gentlemen - The Torquemadas!
 Micro Jackson: I went down to the burning crossroads....
 dangerkeith3000: Anyway, here's BuildAWall...
 Mr. Shine: Not gonna get much bass out of that air conditioner.
 DrinkMixMan: "The us us us took your baby awaaaay..."
 WTF: The Klan is trying to reach a younger, more hip audience.
 Scoo: Anyway, here's Trumperwall
Image 186191   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
475
 
 wordjones: @Otterman im dead
 Noremak: And that's why he's grilling inatead of fornicating.
 Beef Supreme: And if you can't be with the one you love, honey, pork the one you're with.
 Mentos Pormer: @Nopetology say it again
 dangerkeith3000: Ironically, you use a hot beef injection to pork.
 kazzy94: If you insist!
 Mr. Butt: While you were having premarital sex, I masted the Char-Broil
 Otterman: Done and done.
 Robespierre: Whaddaya know. I didn't realize that Canadians were responsive to such suggestive advertising.
 Scoo: Whatever you say, Mr. Billboard!
 bug: The other white meat.
 Nopetology: Wasn't expecting to get such solid relationship advice from a billboard- thanks!
Image 186190   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Image 186189 is unbelievably bad (score -14) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Grandmaster Fat. You have brought shame on us, Grandmaster Fat.
Score:
666
 
 Jabberwikket: Not visible in picture: buttered toast attached to back of cat, butter side up
 a robot: @Catcat I recently got a harness and leash for my cat. It turns out she LOVES being outside, so much that I think I've created a monster. She's always been a pretty quiet kitty, but now she'll sit at the door and yowl cause she wants to go out. I live next to a busy road so I'm never going to let her out alone. Hopefully she'll learn that going out is on MY schedule, not hers. Oh, who am I kidding, I'm talking about a cat here.
 Teechur: When I was a kid, I'd take our pudgy kitty out into the yard, put her on the ground, and race her back to the house. She hated to be outside, but it was the only exercise she ever got. Oh, she always won.
 dangerous dave: @funny in the wall Mine flipped out and bit me so badly that I had to have stitches and antibiotics.
 funny in the wall: @Catcat that's familiar. our cat actually likes being outside but that's what he does when we put a leas on him
 Nopetology: @dangerous dave I totally believe it. Never underestimate the vast unexplored expanses of human stupidity.
 Catcat: @tib gubb My cat doesn't even like being outside. I tried to get a cat leash on her and she protests by just falling on the side and just not doing anything for the whole day.
 tib gubb: @dangerous dave it sure is. just make sure it's the kind of cat that likes being up high, or you're gonna have a real bad time
 dangerous dave: This ... *can't* be real, can it?
 Nopetology: Your cat will make you pay for this foolishness. You will pay dearly..
Image 186188   06-19-17   Uploaded by    piranharama
Score:
848
 
 XLY: huh? what dog?
 Shay: "DERRRRR LOOK AT ME, I'M TAKING A SELFIE OF MYSELF, DERRRRRR"
 dangerkeith3000: I count 3 big pupper
 Teechur: Photoborkf!
 bug: If you're hot, they're hot. Let them inside.
 Air Biscuit: Night of the living dog
 Catcat: Big puppies!
 WTF: Clean your damn floor once in a while.
 Urn BooUrn: @Scoo Are you Norwegian?
 Scoo: Big pupper!
Image 186187   06-19-17   Uploaded by    ani625
Score:
380
 
 antipatterns: just think how bad the fall of communism was for sculptors
 Micro Jackson: Is model. For Mount Rushmorikov. Is real thing.
 dangerkeith3000: In Soviet Russia, statue look at you.
 Butcherboy: But then kids would be Trotsky-ing all over your yard@funny in the wall
 funny in the wall: I would love to have a giant Lenin head for my back yard
 Catcat: Leninushka
Image 186186   06-19-17   Uploaded by    WetWilly
Score:
209
 
 copunter: whoa my mouse just moved
 petepuma: my eye just twitched
 Micro Jackson: You still have some desktop showing. Cover that shit up!
 dangerkeith3000: Your desktop background sucks.
 Ihminen: Oh you should see mine... i have so much crap that it can't all fit on the screen and I can only access them with going to my desktop's folder
 Mad Collager: I can't wait to see the desktop with a scroll bar on it. A short one, even.
 Aemuli: Ctrl + A. Ctrl+left click on recycle bin. Ctrl + X. Make new folder, called Old Desktop. Enter it. Ctrl + V. You now have clean desktop. Now smash the computer before someone sullies it up again.
 Joseph: My wife had way more.If you put one icon in the trash,another one was beneath it. Sometimes up to ten deep.
 Scoo: I have a whole series of folders "Old Desktop Crap", "Old Desktop Crap 2", "Old Desktop Crap 3", etc.
 Catcat: You don't have two monitors to clutter? You pleb.
 DarkTeddy: I have no icons on my desktop.
 tib gubb: then when it's full, you just dump everything into a drive and reformat
 Nopetology: You lose- I have far more crap on my desktop than you do. What's with all the empty space on the right side? It's like you aren't even trying...
Image 186185   06-19-17   Uploaded by    cannabis
Score:
595
 
 petepuma: @El hefe MOCK... YEAH... KING... YEAH... BIRD... YEAH
 Micro Jackson: Where can I get me one of those fancy car-covers?
 El hefe: Hey, wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?
 Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward Aw crap, what I mean was "Rin Tin Tinception"
 Dr Awkward: Dogception.
 WTF: @Mr. Butt It's a shagin' wagon
 Ulillillia: Mutt Cutts
 Catcat: Guess what's up his butt?
 Dan Tagonistic: Yo dawg..
 Amy Housewine: Rover drives a Rover.
 Mr. Butt: shagadelic
Image 186184   06-19-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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