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238462  Teechur: @Hyphae 42

238439  well duh: "Today's the day we take the stairs."

238452  Korrok: No! You can't make me.

238452  Mr. Whiskers: Something something if youre brave enough

238447  well duh: Amen?

238458  Mr. Whiskers: But wheres he ingrown hair?

238462  Hyphae: And if i is the square root of all -1, then what is the value of cos(x+i*y), given a restricted modulatuon of Euler's formula where the subset of Cartesian matrix vector-sets in a log-restricted Monte Caro transform satisfies the...

238462  Ulillillia: To save you by taking that sinful money off your hands

238461  itskando: Hairlmet. Thanks, Don.

238435  Not A Bot: Candy is built from half-candy reactions

238460  Ulillillia: Hey they updated that old guy meme

238273  wooden boy: @Shay Lolllll

238454  tib gubb: stupid sexy tomatoes

238453  tib gubb: @a robot don't you judge me!

238457  Hyphae:, or you also like... U-user name/upload combos?

238457  Hyphae: ..also you both like model rockets?

238393  UltraBeverly: Mr Wang bought my friends house for 1m over asking in a 30 second negotiation. Ah the good old days.

238455  Nothing: American Ninja Warrior, Kids Edition

238438  UnknownSample: Damn.. if we only knew who this was.

238452  sparename: This spurs me on

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238382 ping: @antipatterns "Also I suspect you've read Chomsky?" Ashamed to say that I haven't but I've always found him interesting and erudite when interviewed. The random firings of my brain lead me to John Clees speaking Italian and Russian in A Fish Called Wanda.…

238363 Mad Collager: @Side Boob Yeah, they're right near the front boobs.

238260 Science: The Black Moon - The Cabal: Volume Two

238328 Yam: @Felicity I feel like theyre all kind of Ethan Suplee looking.

238354 glenalec: Actually, I assume it is so you can 'feel the softness' and then reseal them and return them to the shelf contaminated with whatever was on your unwashed-for-days fingers.

238352 glenalec: That's what e.coli said

238395 mrdiron: The Ethernets is growing!

238410 Prostata: lol dongs

238370 Greifer: battlecat on the floor

238373 glenalec: That's just bats!

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 JacksThirdEye: Blerp.
 Dan Tagonistic: [shlupp]
 petepuma: licking the remainder of your blood off it's paw
 dangerkeith3000: "Look sexy for the camera"
 Robespierre: The ultimate cat tongue - a lick'll probably take your skin off.
 Ulillillia: Catiligo
Image 186193   06-19-17   Uploaded by    windows96
 Nopetology: So rad! Never thought I'd see a plush blobfish. Let alone a whole herd of them in a takeout carton..
 responsibleadult: Who had the szechuan Ted Cruz?
Image 186192   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
 Mr Bleak: Klu Klux Klubbing?
 Chest Rockwell: Should have worn gloves and sunglasses.
 FireBreathingMarmot: finally metal is actually scary again
 Science: Ladies and gentlemen - The Torquemadas!
 Micro Jackson: I went down to the burning crossroads....
 dangerkeith3000: Anyway, here's BuildAWall...
 Mr. Shine: Not gonna get much bass out of that air conditioner.
 DrinkMixMan: "The us us us took your baby awaaaay..."
 WTF: The Klan is trying to reach a younger, more hip audience.
 Scoo: Anyway, here's Trumperwall
Image 186191   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 wordjones: @Otterman im dead
 Noremak: And that's why he's grilling inatead of fornicating.
 Beef Supreme: And if you can't be with the one you love, honey, pork the one you're with.
 Mentos Pormer: @Nopetology say it again
 dangerkeith3000: Ironically, you use a hot beef injection to pork.
 kazzy94: If you insist!
 Mr. Butt: While you were having premarital sex, I masted the Char-Broil
 Otterman: Done and done.
 Robespierre: Whaddaya know. I didn't realize that Canadians were responsive to such suggestive advertising.
 Scoo: Whatever you say, Mr. Billboard!
 bug: The other white meat.
 Nopetology: Wasn't expecting to get such solid relationship advice from a billboard- thanks!
Image 186190   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Image 186189 is unbelievably bad (score -14) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Grandmaster Fat. We'll pray for you, Grandmaster Fat.
 Jabberwikket: Not visible in picture: buttered toast attached to back of cat, butter side up
 a robot: @Catcat I recently got a harness and leash for my cat. It turns out she LOVES being outside, so much that I think I've created a monster. She's always been a pretty quiet kitty, but now she'll sit at the door and yowl cause she wants to go out. I live next to a busy road so I'm never going to let her out alone. Hopefully she'll learn that going out is on MY schedule, not hers. Oh, who am I kidding, I'm talking about a cat here.
 Teechur: When I was a kid, I'd take our pudgy kitty out into the yard, put her on the ground, and race her back to the house. She hated to be outside, but it was the only exercise she ever got. Oh, she always won.
 dangerous dave: @funny in the wall Mine flipped out and bit me so badly that I had to have stitches and antibiotics.
 funny in the wall: @Catcat that's familiar. our cat actually likes being outside but that's what he does when we put a leas on him
 Nopetology: @dangerous dave I totally believe it. Never underestimate the vast unexplored expanses of human stupidity.
 Catcat: @tib gubb My cat doesn't even like being outside. I tried to get a cat leash on her and she protests by just falling on the side and just not doing anything for the whole day.
 tib gubb: @dangerous dave it sure is. just make sure it's the kind of cat that likes being up high, or you're gonna have a real bad time
 dangerous dave: This ... *can't* be real, can it?
 Nopetology: Your cat will make you pay for this foolishness. You will pay dearly..
Image 186188   06-19-17   Uploaded by    piranharama
 XLY: huh? what dog?
 dangerkeith3000: I count 3 big pupper
 Teechur: Photoborkf!
 bug: If you're hot, they're hot. Let them inside.
 Air Biscuit: Night of the living dog
 Catcat: Big puppies!
 WTF: Clean your damn floor once in a while.
 Urn BooUrn: @Scoo Are you Norwegian?
 Scoo: Big pupper!
Image 186187   06-19-17   Uploaded by    ani625
 antipatterns: just think how bad the fall of communism was for sculptors
 Micro Jackson: Is model. For Mount Rushmorikov. Is real thing.
 dangerkeith3000: In Soviet Russia, statue look at you.
 Butcherboy: But then kids would be Trotsky-ing all over your yard@funny in the wall
 funny in the wall: I would love to have a giant Lenin head for my back yard
 Catcat: Leninushka
Image 186186   06-19-17   Uploaded by    WetWilly
 copunter: whoa my mouse just moved
 petepuma: my eye just twitched
 Micro Jackson: You still have some desktop showing. Cover that shit up!
 dangerkeith3000: Your desktop background sucks.
 Ihminen: Oh you should see mine... i have so much crap that it can't all fit on the screen and I can only access them with going to my desktop's folder
 Mad Collager: I can't wait to see the desktop with a scroll bar on it. A short one, even.
 Aemuli: Ctrl + A. Ctrl+left click on recycle bin. Ctrl + X. Make new folder, called Old Desktop. Enter it. Ctrl + V. You now have clean desktop. Now smash the computer before someone sullies it up again.
 Joseph: My wife had way more.If you put one icon in the trash,another one was beneath it. Sometimes up to ten deep.
 Scoo: I have a whole series of folders "Old Desktop Crap", "Old Desktop Crap 2", "Old Desktop Crap 3", etc.
 Catcat: You don't have two monitors to clutter? You pleb.
 DarkTeddy: I have no icons on my desktop.
 tib gubb: then when it's full, you just dump everything into a drive and reformat
 Nopetology: You lose- I have far more crap on my desktop than you do. What's with all the empty space on the right side? It's like you aren't even trying...
Image 186185   06-19-17   Uploaded by    cannabis
 petepuma: @El hefe MOCK... YEAH... KING... YEAH... BIRD... YEAH
 Micro Jackson: Where can I get me one of those fancy car-covers?
 El hefe: Hey, wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?
 Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward Aw crap, what I mean was "Rin Tin Tinception"
 Dr Awkward: Dogception.
 WTF: @Mr. Butt It's a shagin' wagon
 Ulillillia: Mutt Cutts
 Catcat: Guess what's up his butt?
 Dan Tagonistic: Yo dawg..
 Amy Housewine: Rover drives a Rover.
 Mr. Butt: shagadelic
Image 186184   06-19-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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