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248806  Dr Awkward: "Don't be irrational, Mom!"

248792  iatemyhomework: The password is "VAGINA"

248753  KnowLifer: *being secretly a super-villain in spanish*

248651  PenguinBartender: @Teechur OH! I thought they were using the word "ignorant" (and variants thereof) as a pronoun. TY

248774  a robot: Thanks, Google

248802  Whatever: I shall call you Dinner since I already had Lunch

248791  a robot: Her head seems way too large for her body

248803  Whatever: Seems like a realistic weight loss plan

248793  a robot: This isn't really that helpful without a modern animal to compare them all to....

248803  a robot: If you're a skeleton, aren't you already dead?

248812  lolnotrly: Murder is a little much. Try with a fine for jay walking

248812  Mumbles: That's so raven.

248796  Christina: Edit and send.

248635  isosceleswaffle: Joke's on you clickbait, I remember all the embarrassing things I did in the past couple decades or so.

248799  Scoo: They're all good names, Brenthovan

248762  Scoo: @E. HONDA Kreacher was definitely a House Orc

248693  Science: @dangerkeith3000: How about something that you'll actually want to watch? (I kid - Amazon Prime has much worse content)

248802  Yurishiro: Those claws tell a different less cute story.

248807  Yurishiro: SO MUCH KNOB

248788  Science: @jochenau: That too.

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248597 DrNinjaman: Cambridge Analytics is sneaky as fuck

248680 bug: pornhub

248670 Mr. Shine: @charlemagne genius comment, I loved it!

248691 Air Biscuit: What medusa calls "collateral damage"

248533 GoGo Robotto: Hilarious derping!

248542 Science: @WannaBee: Ok - haven't bought any in many years.

248684 Springbok: Seems familiar

248734 glenalec: Get rid of post-baby belly with this one weird trick.

248685 Felicity: Wasn*t that what Wreck-Gar said?

248701 Sadbot: @Otterman That sounds like a good time. I had the fried sauerkraut, fried fried chicken and waffles, and fried chocolate chip pancake over a few years. The most underwhelming and overhyped was fried beer. "What if there were PBR Hot Pockets?" was not a question worth answering. Also I hope you went to the petting zoo, I like the wallabys



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 XLY: huh? what dog?
 Shay: "DERRRRR LOOK AT ME, I'M TAKING A SELFIE OF MYSELF, DERRRRRR"
 kate2point0: I count 3 big pupper
 Teechur: Photoborkf!
 bug: If you're hot, they're hot. Let them inside.
 Air Biscuit: Night of the living dog
 Catcat: Big puppies!
 WTF: Clean your damn floor once in a while.
 Urn BooUrn: @Scoo Are you Norwegian?
 Scoo: Big pupper!
Image 186187   06-19-17   Uploaded by    ani625
Score:
380
 
 antipatterns: just think how bad the fall of communism was for sculptors
 Micro Jackson: Is model. For Mount Rushmorikov. Is real thing.
 iamthewalrus: In Soviet Russia, statue look at you.
 Butcherboy: But then kids would be Trotsky-ing all over your yard@funny in the wall
 funny in the wall: I would love to have a giant Lenin head for my back yard
 Catcat: Leninushka
Image 186186   06-19-17   Uploaded by    WetWilly
Score:
209
 
 copunter: whoa my mouse just moved
 petepuma: my eye just twitched
 Micro Jackson: You still have some desktop showing. Cover that shit up!
 Aaron Spacemuseum: Your desktop background sucks.
 Ihminen: Oh you should see mine... i have so much crap that it can't all fit on the screen and I can only access them with going to my desktop's folder
 Mad Collager: I can't wait to see the desktop with a scroll bar on it. A short one, even.
 Aemuli: Ctrl + A. Ctrl+left click on recycle bin. Ctrl + X. Make new folder, called Old Desktop. Enter it. Ctrl + V. You now have clean desktop. Now smash the computer before someone sullies it up again.
 Joseph: My wife had way more.If you put one icon in the trash,another one was beneath it. Sometimes up to ten deep.
 Scoo: I have a whole series of folders "Old Desktop Crap", "Old Desktop Crap 2", "Old Desktop Crap 3", etc.
 Catcat: You don't have two monitors to clutter? You pleb.
 DarkTeddy: I have no icons on my desktop.
 tib gubb: then when it's full, you just dump everything into a drive and reformat
 Nopetology: You lose- I have far more crap on my desktop than you do. What's with all the empty space on the right side? It's like you aren't even trying...
Image 186185   06-19-17   Uploaded by    cannabis
Score:
595
 
 petepuma: @El hefe MOCK... YEAH... KING... YEAH... BIRD... YEAH
 Micro Jackson: Where can I get me one of those fancy car-covers?
 El hefe: Hey, wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?
 Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward Aw crap, what I mean was "Rin Tin Tinception"
 Dr Awkward: Dogception.
 WTF: @Mr. Butt It's a shagin' wagon
 Ulillillia: Mutt Cutts
 Catcat: Guess what's up his butt?
 Dan Tagonistic: Yo dawg..
 Amy Housewine: Rover drives a Rover.
 Mr. Butt: shagadelic
Image 186184   06-19-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
439
 
 petepuma: This is when we knew little Bobby was blind
 Lemon Rage: Glamour Shots!
 Felicity: Good hair
 Knice: @a robot Awe, hell, I WISH I had game like that. :-D
 WTF: Take your passion, and make it happen...
 Mr. Butt: On my way to steal yo girl
 tib gubb: mommy's big deal
 Ulillillia: I believe I can fly
 a robot: @Knice's early skating years?
Image 186183   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
749
 
 Nopetology: It's actually been quite awhile since I had a severe cat malfunction. Not sure whether I've outgrown the worst of it, or if I've just gotten a lot better about taking the pills..
 Nopetology: @Air Biscuit Not really. I just glue the cats to the floor with humongous wads of snot and then walk away. But only if I haven't taken pre-emptive allergy drugs before showing up. It's not the kind of thing that I forget to do very often because the results of failure are so dramatic.
 Air Biscuit: @Nopetology you prey on cats!?!
 Nopetology: Velvet worms are super-rad! They shoot out a huge web of snot to entrap their prey. Kind of like me when I forget to take my pills before I visit friends who have cats...
 WaffleIron: So cuddly!
Image 186182   06-19-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
356
 
 Mr Shifty: @dangerous dave Late spring too, judging by the cherry blossom on the ground. Either this global warming malarky IS real or this is evidence of the existence of a parallel universe.
 dangerous dave: The most arresting aspect of this picture is that the sun is shining, despite the fact that it was very obviously taken somewhere in England.
 Catcat: One man's Elliott is another man's pool.
 Mr. Shine: Looks like Elliott has life figured out.
 ChubbyBuddy: @ThatGuy lay off, it's a glandular thing
 ThatGuy: More like SmElliot amirite!?
Image 186181   06-19-17   Uploaded by    cakefizzle
Score:
610
 
 Ulillillia: Worlwide
 SomeCanadian: I would pet that pupper.
 Amy Housewine: Dogs: they actually can look up.
 Mr. Butt: Ugh, typical Mac user
Image 186180   06-19-17   Uploaded by    The Man
Score:
370
 
 antipatterns: technically not broken just disassembled
 Micro Jackson: Not broken at all. This is the Long John Silver model, for pirates. Eyepatch not included.
 Teechur: Unbreakable! They alive, dammit! It's a miracle!
 kornisjon: It blows my mind that they seemingly didn't expect someone to try.
 Hokie333: Can't kill a dead man.
 Ulillillia: They call me Mr. Sunglass!
 tib gubb: nothing a couple hundred grams of C4 couldn't fix
 Off Topic: Just because it's unbreakable doesn't mean you can't dismantle it.
 zupobaloop: HIDE THE SUSPECT
 Scoo: Long as you love me, it's all right
Image 186179   06-19-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
218
 
 dangerous dave: Somewhere just off-camera, Gwenyth Paltrow is cowering in a pencil skirt while she waits to be picked up by Jude Law's amphibious Spitfire.
Image 186178   06-19-17   Uploaded by    uncannie
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