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187795  Micro Jackson: This is fine

187759  Micro Jackson: The Feeders of Vaal gettin younger all the time

187760  Micro Jackson: This is what happens when you spend $120 on a kitty bed

187768  Micro Jackson: Do you got any Jack Daniels?

187791  Amy Housewine: Yaaaa mon me affa da most unconvincing accent in film since Dick Van Dyke

187769  Micro Jackson: Peel me

187770  Micro Jackson: No, the floor is lava! LAVA!!!!

187793  Amy Housewine: I don't want to feel the tip when I hug someone.

187774  Micro Jackson: What? Where does it say "No parking"?

187775  Micro Jackson: You gotta work on your delivery

187773  ignatz: In UK they're known as 'Hooligan Tools'

187776  Micro Jackson: Uplifting

187779  Micro Jackson: Impressive. The only thing I can knit is my brow

187662  Hokie333: Much like its aquatic cousins, the Canon LaserSquid Pro sprays pigment at its enemies when threatened.

187780  Micro Jackson: Is that 26 dog years?

187782  WaffleIron: @ignatz : flagellar motors? I'd post the wiki link but alas I feel rather blue.

187784  Micro Jackson: Knot bad

187782  ignatz: Also: Awesome, alows them to do a perfect high-power saute..

187789  Micro Jackson: I'll take one of each

187790  Micro Jackson: Yeah, so, I kind of died.....

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187572 Horatio: I tought this said pant horse, and that's what I'm calling centaurs from now on.

187720 Quackzy: No tecknoLEGy

187642 Air Biscuit: Fun is hard to beat.

187709 Air Biscuit: Same.

187596 JohnCarcinogen: @JohnCarcinogen Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts.

187605 jazzjunkie: I imagine these as pincers, clacking open and closed like mantis mandibles

187706 mrwiffler: @SomeCanadian And following them...

187662 Hokie333: Much like its aquatic cousins, the Canon LaserSquid Pro sprays pigment at its enemies when threatened.

187696 Air Biscuit: Wheres the usb port?

187687 Peter Pantsless: @Dr Awkward hahaha goddammit, people



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Score:
619
 
 sabredenton: Catception
 dangerous dave: @Robespierre "We have no children, but we do have a large *gato* at home." "Gateau means 'cake', honey. You just told them we have a large cake at home."
 DarkTeddy: Is that a real kitty
 Robespierre: El Gato Duplicado.
 Ulillillia: Yo dawg...um, cat
 duckfarts: @zupobaloop if there was a sheep in there, maybe
 Catcat: Dad joke about kids playing forklift simulator but not finding a job.
 zupobaloop: @duckfarts YOU MISSPELLED BAAAAAAAAAAAAD
 duckfarts: This is RAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
Image 186177   06-19-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
614
 
 Micro Jackson: @zupobaloop Then, he shugged. Later, he frugged. Nobody bugged
 dangerous dave: Um ... ew, or something?
 Ulillillia: tinyurl.com/…
 fanny: I NEED THOSE PANTS for obvious reasons
 zupobaloop: Atlas Shrugged
 ChubbyBuddy: Asstlas
 duckfarts: kanchooooooooooooooo
 Knice: Teamwork makes the dream work.
Image 186176   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
89
 
 Jabberwikket: [Krull slayer scream intensifies]
 VoR: Rad for anti facial recognition equipment. Stay off grid.
Image 186175   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Weather
Score:
367
 
 Mr Bleak: For the Glory of Rainbows!
 Ulillillia: Eminem conjures up some slick lyrics
 Catcat: Gay satanism, the threat of tomorrow.
 duckfarts: hail satan
 Nopetology: Rainbow satanists eat children. And broccoli. Everybody panic!
 tib gubb: makes me nostalgic for d&d tbqh
 Scoo: "Honey, when you're done summoning Ukobach, will you come take the trash out?"
 redmonkey3: Don't worry, they will be down for snacks after a while
Image 186174   06-19-17   Uploaded by    superfudge
Score:
167
 
 raditzu: 150 shades of blue
 dangerous dave: "And this is me, and you, and everyone we know."
 Robespierre: Pantone people.
 duckfarts: seems kinda shadey
 Bill Rye: dividuals
Image 186173   06-19-17   Uploaded by    virtualman
Score:
458
 
 wolfpk: I'll just go online
 Felicity: The Sacramento Bee
 RiderFan: Good I wont use the machine filled with bees.
 Supermansbrother: Welcome to Wisconsin.
 dangerous dave: "Why can't I use the machine filled with bees? And which machines filled with bees am I not supposed to use? And what does any of that have to do with buying this newsp-- oh, god *DAMN* it!!!"
 KrazyKat: But my sex life is boring.
 jochenau: beeeeeeeeeeeeees
 ch: $1.50 BEE SWARM
 duckfarts: The Beeporter
 Nopetology: Another phobic nightmare, brought to you by the publisher of creepy critter classics like "This Book Is Full Of Spiders" and "Honey, I Got Stung By A Blue-Ringed Octopus".
 Off Topic: BuzzFeed
 Mr. Butt: Keeping an eye out for thos bees
 SomeCanadian: See, THIS is why newsprint is dying.
 Robespierre: Sounds like a DARE to me.
Image 186172   06-19-17   Uploaded by    meh
Score:
393
 
 Hosebag: I had to put a cone-of-shame on a Russian Doberman. That lasted about 9 seconds. And the destruction to our living room took days to clean up.
 Catcat: So it's a cat?
 Zampano: Borkf-Nado
Image 186171   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Messed Up Dog
Score:
472
 
 Shay: *ACK!*
 Micro Jackson: Learn pedantry in your own home in your spare time
 Otterman: Today on some nationally syndicated TV news show: "CEO's to meet with Trump". 6:40AM is too early for me to start drinking, so I went with the glue sniffing.
 Dan Tagonistic: That school is just round the corner from where I grew up
 Dr. Bathroom: Here's one now!
 Catcat: Arby's, Wendy's, Opportunity's
 Catcat: @Teechur's mom, I presume.
 zupobaloop: Def not going there. Buncha morons fo sho
 duckfarts: @WTF I'm getting triggered over here [grips whiteout furiously]
 Derp Herpigan: Now if they have "just around the corner" or something like that where "opportunity's" is a valid option, that makes it even more hysterical.
 tib gubb: this is sad
 WTF: Don't blame them! They are "Educating for Life" You know things, like dressing and feeding one's self.
Image 186170   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Soviette
Score:
354
 
 Hosebag: "A Sale of Two Titties"
 VoR: Like TNT but not
 Felicity: @a robot Amazon shipping department
 a robot: Just the one, then?
 dangerkeith3000: always rad for tit
 Robespierre: For tat.
 Knice: Hauling tit: It's like hauling ass, but bouncier.
Image 186169   06-19-17   Uploaded by    grandma
Score:
672
 
 Ulillillia: One eye's looking at me, the other's looking at the soda machine.
 duckfarts: @Robespierre NEVER
 Robespierre: STAHP SKWEEZING ME!!!
Image 186168   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Soviette
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