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268390  Knice: Grim Reapperoni

268393  Knice: @WetWilly God-damn, dude.

268394  Knice: Divergent soft-spot development. I hope.

268396  Knice: We need more Fuck Cops.

268397  Knice: So, a couple's walking in the park and the dude says "Impress me." She's like "Okay, I can talk to animals;" and he says "Really? Prove it!" So she goes over to a duck and says "Hello, you fuckin' duck." That's how we told these back in my day.

268386  Not A Bot: oh shit this is going to get crazy [FX: jumps off bridge]

268398  Knice: Here are some things.

268388  Knice: Sparkwomb is my signature bedroom move.

268385  a robot: .....no it doesn't

268371  Kaviri: Don't even at me dawg

268383  LurkedMoar: Th-axolotl

268378  Kaviri: You won't catch me slippin' up, that's for sure.

268369  Eleftheros: @Nope I legitimately thought it was ice cream.

268387  Kaviri: Anthony Fantano

268380  Korrok: Korrok approves.

268386  lecj07: @wordjones A naked dude fighting off a bunch of toddlers. Or, a naked baby juggler realizing he wasn't ready to try the under the leg toss.

268393  WetWilly: Mmmmmbloooom

268386  TurkeyVultureTed: @wordjones it's the statue at the U.S. I.C.E. headquarters.

268384  Side Boob: Everyone knows. Its not a secret.

268345  Side Boob: Good thing zombies dont exist.

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268224 Mexico: @Eleftheros Perfect Blue by Satoshi Kon. It's very good.

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268265 BavidDowie: Benereal Diseases

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268282 Rocky XLVII: @AlexDeLarge me also

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268156 Science: I call it... Derelicte!

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!



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 duckfarts: AMERRRRICA!! aww fuck
 FabricMan: I just realized that "yeah" turned upside-down looks like "yeah"
 DarkTeddy: This reminds me of the shit i used to do in ms paint in grade 3.
 tib gubb: i'm willing to bet this picture was taken in canada
 Hyphae: @Ulillillia haey kcnf
 FabricMan: And one morning, this once-proud national symbol couldn't recognize the republic staring back in the mirror
 Ulillillia: This lake is so polluted you can stand on it
Image 186037   06-18-17   Uploaded by    Bumbo Lungys
Score:
148
 
 Zampano: Username/upload combo
Image 186036   06-18-17   Uploaded by    Salvador Molly
Score:
320
 
 Teechur: vvv Sorry, I was just possessed by a capitalist ghost. I'm better now.
 Teechur: Imma put a McDonald's right over there. With a WalMart across the street. Yeah...
Image 186035   06-18-17   Uploaded by    fatman
Score:
348
 
 Ulillillia: I understood that reference.
 Nopetology: @Zampano Heisenberg is not a hipster- he just sold blue meth on Breaking Bad. "Other Income" is where you're supposed to keep track of all the money you make by dealing drugs..
 Zampano: "other income" is somehow hipster related?
Image 186034   06-18-17   Uploaded by    rustedpeace
Score:
240
 
 piranharama: That's a well-hung heli.
 VoR: Helijoust wasnt a success
 Nopetology: This helicopter delivers nachos
Image 186033   06-18-17   Uploaded by    Cheesecake
Score:
150
 
 a robot: @Scoo LOL IRL. Glad I'm not the only one who loves that stupid ass joke
 Scoo: Dammit, @a robot
 Scoo: Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana
 a robot: Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
 dangerous dave: You have died of malaria.
 Shay: HEY! LISTEN!
Image 186032   06-18-17   Uploaded by    aeroaero
Score:
256
 
 Science: Fun fact: Farquad was made to look like Disney's Michael Eisner and sounds suspiciously like "Fuckwad."
 necronomicon: Travel farquad fits almost* anywhere!
Image 186031   06-18-17   Uploaded by    flowers
Score:
716
 
 Scoo: @Robespierre They are - they indicate severe downdrafts
 Gazden: Milky mammatus look threatening.
 Cami: *goes back inside*
 Nopetology: Well that's utterly terrifying..
Image 186030   06-18-17   Uploaded by    drhilljack
Score:
432
 
 Wooden Spoon: @apoxia: who wants a cake that tastes like cut-up doll legs?
 kornisjon: At least you tried.
 apoxia: You have to cut the legs of the doll to make these cakes. My mum refused to ever make one.
 Himesama: This is what my daughter's cake looked like when I first started baking. Everyone starts somewhere.
Image 186029   06-18-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
693
 
 Wooden Spoon: Did he just change his name to "Snoop-Bat"?
 Mr Shifty: What's all this ear?
 aristocat: Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na...
 Butcherboy: youtu.be/…
 Hokie333: "Feels good, man..."
 Scoo: Don't feed it after midnight!
Image 186028   06-18-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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