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268801  VeeKay: Gardening in a pyroclastic fall area? Always a struggle.

268802  Mr. Butt: Stupid sexy Masons.

268805  VeeKay: Yawn

268806  Not A Bot: Hey there, fella!

268747  wolfpk: That is necessary for my mother!

268770  wolfpk: "Who is the better captain; Kirk or Picard?" She will running to save her sanity in less than a minute!

268798  Yam: Also hes an avocado

268753  SunWukong: This is shiterogen.

268771  wolfpk: Careful pug pupper, old age is sneaking up on you.

268767  Springbok: dog: *smoulders*

268767  Springbok: me: *is smould*

268777  wolfpk: Even engineers like dick jokes.

268795  hajjpodge: When I was little, our cats would do this all the time with my plastic armymen setups. One in particular, a tuxedo cat named Ms. Kitty would stealthily reach up with her white paw and snatch a soldier, put them in her mouth and run away. When I would catch up with her she would have already tossed him down the long flight of stairs from our second floor apartment down to the landing by the front door. She also played fetch with those soldiers and even her own toys. If I threw something down the steps in front of her, she would run down to get it, bring it back, then she would drop it at my feet. Same cat would also answer the phone when no one was home and meow into it for a couple minutes before walking away.

268793  wolfpk: Someone has gas!

267946  Mr Bleak: @Felicity Well, you have my full permission - but I'll have to stop talking to you if you do to avoid the feds getting interested.

268797  VoR: Bullying is an old sport

268798  bug: ...which is not much of a transformation, really.

267952  Mr Bleak: Cock! I thought that was a plant ...

268798  Felicity: A young Mickey Jones

268748  Felicity: Batdog

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268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268610 Felicity: @WannaBee hug

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments



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Score:
596
 
 grizzly: Do you know what your fuckin' problem is?!
 Bob: @Prostata got that right
 Cami: Really? I JUST cleared the table.
 Shay: Tomorrow's Monday...
 tib gubb: what is this vegetarian crap?
 VoR: Do I look like I want a straw?
 Prostata: "Been a hell of a day, Bob"
Image 186016   06-18-17   Uploaded by    fakeplastic
Score:
158
 
 Teechur: Who ordered the cat tongue pizza with parmesan?
 Hyphae: Is this actually some sort of cookie? I'm reminded of that delicious "cake" posted a few days ago with the fried chicken on top... or was it a mashed potato covered cornbread concoction with fondont that just looked like fried chicken?
Image 186015   06-18-17   Uploaded by    The Turks
Score:
178
 
 a robot: I hope people point and laugh at this guy wherever he goes.
 Teechur: Do they light up or spin when he exhales through his nose?
 fanny: steampunk confuses me
 VoR: Nice mo. The lamps? Look crazy btw
Image 186014   06-18-17   Uploaded by    apoxia
Score:
265
 
 Science: On the day Morgan Freeman was born, he narrated his own birth.
 a robot: Purple eyeshadow? Tacky.
 funny in the wall: she looks distinguished
 Shay: THE HORROR!
 VoR: Morgan freewoman
 karmakat: COULD IT BE...Marine le Pen's REAL FACE? HEHE
Image 186013   06-18-17   Uploaded by    Peach
Score:
254
 
 VoR: I see how he got that shiner now
 Urn BooUrn: You're killing me, Smalls.
 karmakat: I am...WAITING!!!
Image 186012   06-18-17   Uploaded by    Pickle Dick
Score:
486
 
 Jabberwikket: Day 37.....
 NoRagrets: This pikmin is lost
 Hyphae: @Nopetology seeing the contraceptive-covered cone to the right makes me wonder if that bottle on the ground is lube... or at least if he/she is, er, stacked on top of a cone, xim's self...
 karmakat: I am...CONE MAN!!!
 Nopetology: I should probably be happy that I don't know why this is someone's fetish
Image 186011   06-18-17   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
255
 
 bromide: Half-assed half-tone process in action.
 jochenau: All hail the storm goddess, My Butt!
 DarkTeddy: Ffff
 Mr Shifty: Sniffing so hard the cocaine goes straight to her sinuses.
 Hyphae: She is sniff-fffing so hard, the red on her dress/coat is coming off
 VoR: Sniff the triple F. Flowers. Food. Friends?
 Ulillillia: *fart*
 Nopetology: Smells like low tide
Image 186010   06-18-17   Uploaded by    fullofwind
Score:
300
 
 El hefe: I was hoping for more from Star Trek Discovery
 jochenau: @Prostata You have to use the three shells.
 Hosebag: @Prostata You want the TP? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TP!
 Mr Shifty: De-fucking-lux.
 Nopetology: @Prostata There probably isn't any. Something this ridiculously over the top would surely have a remote control that adjusts the temperature of the bidet water and the heated seat. Plus settings for the mood lighting, the MP3 player, the coffeemaker, the security system...
 Prostata: where's the tp?
 karmakat: some people LIKE to be comfortable?
 AlexDeLarge: I'll never get to have anything nice, like a bag of flour or a toilet.
Image 186009   06-18-17   Uploaded by    Pizza
Score:
637
 
 karmakat: @Shay oh FUCK...! LOL
 hajjpodge: I'M READY!!
 Hokie333: @Robespierre *clunk* ihmokay *thud*
 Hokie333: @Robespierre FIRE ME, BOY! *blam*
 Nopetology: @Robespierre I think the thing on the right is Michael Chiklis
 ratwa: There was that toy ... late '60s/early '70s ... Bullethead the Human Bullet. Was this thing on the right him? But one thing's for certain - a Rock'Em Sock'Em Robot could knock the block right off of that thing on the left.
 Shay: @karmakat Too late, Michael Bay is on the phone.
 karmakat: PLEASE...NEVER LIVE ACTION OF THOSE...THINGS!
 DarkTeddy: Thats just... not right... but accurate.
Image 186008   06-18-17   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
257
 
 VoR: Sky crease. Sounds sweaty.
 Air Biscuit: Nice skybox.
Image 186007   06-18-17   Uploaded by    NotHuman
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