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273423  DrNinjaman: Killer Combo!

273428  DrNinjaman: I bet it smells great over there.

273373  DrNinjaman: Real meridians have curves

273423  Theimposter: Show part of most great novels to a grammar teacher, and that red pen will destroy them.

273430  Prombom: Prison selfie! :DDD

273433  a robot: I hate this stupid meme and I can't believe it gets posted three times a week :(

273430  a robot: humans identified

273410  a robot: Don't go blaming this on no stinkin frog

273395  FabricMan: I blame Wendy's for starting this

273435  Knice: Good fucking god why

272996  Mr Bleak: Tonite, on "When Cat Chess Goes Wrong!!!" we have ...

272996  Mr Bleak: Nip: not even once.

273436  drhenry: I wish you had video of the dog tucking herself in.

273417  Science: I would like to believe that this guy's luggage was lost and he had to make do with what he was wearing when he flew in.

273421  Science: Oh, Kramer...

273025  Mr Bleak: @Joseph Yes, but "hope my fuck* can drown" changes the whole meaning really.

273026  Mr Bleak: Well, she won't do *that* again!

273427  gulpeg: Freudian office chair.

273399  Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273399  mwoody: Bad news, miss: one of your gay friends is lying.

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273224 FormerLurker: @BumScag something about the stars calling in sick made me audibly chuckle.

273017 grizzly: @drtofu E=mc2

273043 Mr Bleak: When my wife's sister died, I got her flowers. When they showed signs of being past their best, I got her replacements. over two years now, and I still get new ones when the old are tired ...

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273265 Terrh: I hope it's good. Please don't have me executed by canon...

273408 whiplash: I wonder how much E. coli is on people's phones...



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Score:
155
 
 fishing: When the movie theatre becomes entirely made of used chewing gum
 Wooden Spoon: "The koala has a smooth brain, which means that it hasn't evolved the thinky-thinky parts."
 Mumbles: Lol @Nope
 Pizza: @Nope @Mr. Shine Something something LSD tabs
 Nope: @Mr. Shine Yes, Why?
 Mr. Shine: This is your brain on paper. Any questions?!
Image 185995   06-18-17   Uploaded by    Peach Toddler
Score:
208
 
 Borb Prembus: Is it a tiki?
Image 185994   06-18-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
370
 
 piranharama: *theme from The Great Escape*
 DerMantis: MORE street creeps.
 Mr Shifty: Feckin Canadians
 karmakat: bee...ER DUCK line!
 tib gubb: @mwoody please, there are goose children involved... that one sitting down though is totally being a dick
 mwoody: Geese are such assholes. WE KNOW YOU CAN FLY, FUCKWITS. You're just doing this to be jerks.
 tib gubb: whole lotta honkin' goin' on
Image 185993   06-18-17   Uploaded by    rockkstar
Score:
283
 
 a robot: Username/upload combo, as long as that dude's name is Keith
 jochenau: @Nopetology @fanny To be fair, he might still be dead because this is a bloody stupid thing to do.
 toby kief: @Nopetology or the dude behind him is holding a canister ...
 Mr. Shine: @fanny I think you've hit the nail on the head.
 Nopetology: @fanny I hope so. That makes more sense anyhow. Probably an aerosol can- paint, bug spray, etc.
 FabricMan: @Nopetology It could be orange, depending on his diet
 fanny: @Nopetology maybe the guy behind him is spraying something and he just has his ass out to make it look like it's coming from him?
 Peter Pantsless: @Nopetology Username/comment combo :(
 Nopetology: He's probably dead. Methane and alcohol both burn with a blue flame. This yellow flame means that he must have injected something like kerosene or gasoline into his butt, and he would have absorbed highly toxic levels into his bloodstream almost instantly.
 Zampano: This, folks, is how you singe off your booty hairs...
Image 185992   06-18-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
253
 
 a robot: *OPP
 Ulillillia: I feel old, the first thing I think of when I see that acronym is "Ocean Pacific."
 Sandor: That person is famous on the internet!!
Image 185991   06-18-17   Uploaded by    ITS TAPE
Score:
267
 
 adeadcrab: My regards to Clunk.
 wolfpk: ...But it might leave you stuck on the elevator for several hours.
 mwoody: It's worth the $25 to have a custom t-shirt that reads "Clunk" made up.
 Ulillillia: I read this in the voice of Stevie from Malcolm in the Middle
 Mr. Shine: Stop calling my son a "Clunk!!!"
 El Barto: ...the imminent crash.m
 El Barto: Do not be afraid of the "clunk". Be afraid of the crash.
 Derp Herpigan: I am... Christopher Walken... here to talk... about elevators...
 sparename: Though Dastardly and Muttley might try to sabotage it
Image 185990   06-18-17   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
579
 
 marxist: Mr Jowls gettin' funky.
 jochenau: I AM THE JOWLS THAT FLAP IN THE NIGHT
 Mad Collager: It looks like someone swiped right a little too hard.
 Mr. Shine: Frame left: "Hmmmm" Frame right: "AWHRGBLBGRFFFF"
 El Barto: *burp*
Image 185989   06-18-17   Uploaded by    White Rice
Score:
439
 
 Extreme Locorito: @Ulillillia Je deteste Garfield.
 Hosebag: "A Clockwork Orange", completely reworked into Garfield.
 Ulillillia: Je deteste le lundi.
Image 185988   06-18-17   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
501
 
 jackthesmack: Santa doing his part to reduce children
 wolfpk: Remember kids, be good or Santa Claus is coming!
 Mad Collager: Yes, I am a father.
 Mad Collager: @Nope Everybody wins!
 Nope: Your sacrifice is accepted, Christmas will continue
 Nopetology: Nothing shows the spirit of Christmas quite like photos of screaming, terrified children.
Image 185987   06-18-17   Uploaded by    petunias
Score:
18
 
 Zampano: An uncensored multi-colored popcorn ball with Frankenstein hands and feet?
Image 185986   06-18-17   Uploaded by    petunias
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