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253285  satoshi: Straining through muslin works better if you blend the baby first

253272  Dr Awkward: I have bonerphobia, so this kind of makes sense

253276  Dr Awkward: Pupper-splosion

253277  Dr Awkward: Mlem

253278  Dr Awkward: If you ain't got buns, I don't want none, Hon.

253287  Prumbo: He's right.

253287  epitasis: celsius, farenheit or kelvin?

253287  Punt Numbles: Literally Dad humor.

253274  charlemagne: see diagram 2c titled 'motivation'

253285  Toasted Taco Brunchito: Funny, thats the same way I feel about baby photo shoots too.

253253  addend: Catch the World Cup fever!

253261  addend: This. This is the right person.

253266  addend: 5 minutes ago: "Wanna hump".

253270  addend: Directed by Wes Anderson.

253157  Sprinkles: agreed @Robespierre

253274  addend: Run, Anselmo! Run!

253275  addend: Mmm... can haz pumpkin spice.

253234  Bohab: I love it when restaurants branch out into selling racist memorabilia

253283  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

253282  FunkyDrunk: Wow, I feel a bit too close to that cat.

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253170 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.

253159 Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: maybe he sued Big Porkchop. They have the deepest pockets.

253037 FireBreathingMarmot: They spend their money on people - what a bunch of morons.

252985 Dr Awkward: I have this same license plate on my horse

252990 xylophone: lolz @Jabberwikket

253111 Wooden Spoon: Wheres my TAB?

253188 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.

253189 Shay: @Wooden Spoon @wolfpk I thought it was a grown up Wil Wheaton.

253186 Coolguy: 13. Every Friday is Pizza day.



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Score:
155
 
 fishing: When the movie theatre becomes entirely made of used chewing gum
 Wooden Spoon: "The koala has a smooth brain, which means that it hasn't evolved the thinky-thinky parts."
 Mumbles: Lol @Nope
 Pizza: @Nope @Mr. Shine Something something LSD tabs
 Nope: @Mr. Shine Yes, Why?
 Mr. Shine: This is your brain on paper. Any questions?!
Image 185995   06-18-17   Uploaded by    Peach Toddler
Score:
208
 
 Borb Prembus: Is it a tiki?
Image 185994   06-18-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
370
 
 piranharama: *theme from The Great Escape*
 DerMantis: MORE street creeps.
 Mr Shifty: Feckin Canadians
 karmakat: bee...ER DUCK line!
 tib gubb: @mwoody please, there are goose children involved... that one sitting down though is totally being a dick
 mwoody: Geese are such assholes. WE KNOW YOU CAN FLY, FUCKWITS. You're just doing this to be jerks.
 tib gubb: whole lotta honkin' goin' on
Image 185993   06-18-17   Uploaded by    rockkstar
Score:
283
 
 a robot: Username/upload combo, as long as that dude's name is Keith
 jochenau: @Nopetology @fanny To be fair, he might still be dead because this is a bloody stupid thing to do.
 toby kief: @Nopetology or the dude behind him is holding a canister ...
 Mr. Shine: @fanny I think you've hit the nail on the head.
 Nopetology: @fanny I hope so. That makes more sense anyhow. Probably an aerosol can- paint, bug spray, etc.
 FabricMan: @Nopetology It could be orange, depending on his diet
 fanny: @Nopetology maybe the guy behind him is spraying something and he just has his ass out to make it look like it's coming from him?
 Peter Pantsless: @Nopetology Username/comment combo :(
 Nopetology: He's probably dead. Methane and alcohol both burn with a blue flame. This yellow flame means that he must have injected something like kerosene or gasoline into his butt, and he would have absorbed highly toxic levels into his bloodstream almost instantly.
 Zampano: This, folks, is how you singe off your booty hairs...
Image 185992   06-18-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
253
 
 a robot: *OPP
 Ulillillia: I feel old, the first thing I think of when I see that acronym is "Ocean Pacific."
 Sandor: That person is famous on the internet!!
Image 185991   06-18-17   Uploaded by    ITS TAPE
Score:
267
 
 adeadcrab: My regards to Clunk.
 wolfpk: ...But it might leave you stuck on the elevator for several hours.
 mwoody: It's worth the $25 to have a custom t-shirt that reads "Clunk" made up.
 Ulillillia: I read this in the voice of Stevie from Malcolm in the Middle
 Mr. Shine: Stop calling my son a "Clunk!!!"
 El Barto: ...the imminent crash.m
 El Barto: Do not be afraid of the "clunk". Be afraid of the crash.
 Derp Herpigan: I am... Christopher Walken... here to talk... about elevators...
 sparename: Though Dastardly and Muttley might try to sabotage it
Image 185990   06-18-17   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
579
 
 marxist: Mr Jowls gettin' funky.
 jochenau: I AM THE JOWLS THAT FLAP IN THE NIGHT
 Mad Collager: It looks like someone swiped right a little too hard.
 Mr. Shine: Frame left: "Hmmmm" Frame right: "AWHRGBLBGRFFFF"
 El Barto: *burp*
Image 185989   06-18-17   Uploaded by    White Rice
Score:
439
 
 Extreme Locorito: @Ulillillia Je deteste Garfield.
 Hosebag: "A Clockwork Orange", completely reworked into Garfield.
 Ulillillia: Je deteste le lundi.
Image 185988   06-18-17   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
501
 
 jackthesmack: Santa doing his part to reduce children
 wolfpk: Remember kids, be good or Santa Claus is coming!
 Mad Collager: Yes, I am a father.
 Mad Collager: @Nope Everybody wins!
 Nope: Your sacrifice is accepted, Christmas will continue
 Nopetology: Nothing shows the spirit of Christmas quite like photos of screaming, terrified children.
Image 185987   06-18-17   Uploaded by    petunias
Score:
18
 
 Zampano: An uncensored multi-colored popcorn ball with Frankenstein hands and feet?
Image 185986   06-18-17   Uploaded by    petunias
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