Aggro-Gator is a socially-progressive site. We do not accept comments or images which are racist, sexist, or politically hostile. We're here to have fun, not to argue or antagonize. Read our mission statement if you're new here!



210485  Bagels: I can hardly read this

210488  Bagels: Techno bread

210459  Yurishiro: Let's go find your fucking parents Jess.

210468  saluted: I dont get it, someone please help me

210468  Murm Gungus: Jumps aboard the hype train. Pre-orders. Eagerly waits. Picks it up. Definitely not the golden Ferrari the reviews made it out to be. Hates car.

210497  Amiga 1000: Imagine that Nigeria is playing against Germany :

210487  Yurishiro: The ceiling is astonished!

210460  Teechur: Whoops. Looks like our home security camera started posting pics without our knowledge again.

210497  Fuzzpot: OP, pls. Like you haven't already seen the other posts.

210461  Teechur: Strabismus means never being able to do a Magic Eye. Speaking of Magic Eyes, I took a long look at Uranus last night.

210464  Teechur: You also need indefinite article.

210473  Teechur: After the parasite is separated from the host, it will continue to sap resources from the host for an additional 18-26 years. Perhaps more.

210474  Teechur: Gross. I hate dooty dishes.

210475  Teechur: Well, at least he stuck the landing.

210478  Teechur: @wootman Your comment reads like the opening lines to "Birdhouse in your Soul" by They Might Be Giants.

210497  Mumbo Dingus: Unused letters: den mark

210482  Teechur: Hold the keyboard up to the monitor and shout at it. At least that's what my kids do. Then my wife goes over and fixes it.

210478  someguynameded: Those are biiiig feets!

210470  ASTER: If you're willing to spend $20 on one meal you can get a burger with wagyu beef and a solid pound of bacon cheese fries. This isn't a joke, there's one by my house and I'm hungry now.

210478  wootman: Man that's a cute duck, but whenever I see ducks or bird I think, what would life be like if I had no arms? I mean they do fine but they'd to better with arms, but then again with arms they wouldnt be as cute. It's just so weird looking how they waddle from side to side, but also cute. I mean, I guess their wings are their arms, but still.

Search comments:



These users have commented the most in the past 24 hours:

1. Felicity
2. zrj235
3. Dr Awkward
4. Yurishiro
5. Christina
6. dangerkeith3000
7. Ulillillia
8. Knice
9. Shay
10. Mr. Shine



The top ten most commented-on images today:

210334 Hosebag: @Side Boob Don't run! We are your friends!

210304 kazzy94: They saw the opportunity and took it. THIS is journalism.

210337 apoxia: @UltraBeverly I had a general anesthetic recently here in New Zealand and the price was just over $300. I thought that was pretty cheap.

210258 Nope: @when so heat up crock pot, put butter in, wait till it melts, put lots of sliced onions in, cook for 6 hours. Stir every 2

210316 zrj235: The lion was dead when i got there. i was just about to return his large-calibre rifle that i borrowed a week ago.

210313 zrj235: Reboot of Demolition Man is looking really weird

210288 zrj235: CHAPTER 3: Robot gets a cup of coffee. *MASSIVE EXPLOSION IN BACKGROUND* Robot puts fuckin sunglasses on, and slowly walks away. *FIN*

210451 a robot: I prefer #194205

210323 Ulillillia: @dangerkeith3000 Only the good die young

210320 Spazstatic: @funny in the wall I was given a book, forget what or was called exactly, something like the father's handbook. One of the important skills it mentioned was being able to fix a VCR. I got the book, new, about this time last year.



The highest-scored images of the past 48 hours:

hat thrab uploaded 210324 (959 points)
withak uploaded 210031 (774 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 210247 (751 points)
No Penguins Allowed uploaded 210348 (750 points)
Warrax uploaded 210219 (731 points)
Brain uploaded 210036 (689 points)
rockkstar uploaded 210382 (677 points)
NO JOKES uploaded 210205 (672 points)
Tiny Butt uploaded 210034 (671 points)
fakeplastic uploaded 210099 (664 points)
cybeq uploaded 209985 (664 points)
flying sheep uploaded 210420 (661 points)
carlin uploaded 210291 (658 points)
namaste uploaded 209983 (632 points)
Side Boob uploaded 210220 (632 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. hat thrab: 6662 points
 2. Not A Bot: 3785 points
 3. Warrax: 3337 points
 4. Annoying Vegan : 2505 points
 5. Side Boob: 1989 points
 6. gggina: 1652 points
 7. jimbiscuit: 1552 points
 8. grace: 1228 points
 9. carlin: 1198 points
10. Religion X: 1084 points
11. FarmerWalk: 1073 points
12. cybeq: 1053 points
13. twisty: 1044 points
14. tehghost: 1036 points
15. time is wastin: 1025 points
Only 79 out of 4800+ users have pledged $1 or more to Aggro-Gator. We need your tiny donation to cover our costs.

The site is being funded out of our own pockets, and we're one of the only sites explicitly dedicated to anti-racist, anti-sexist, safe-for-work content. Here's how you can help us stay open.


These features are only available for users ranked purple.

View all comments of the past 24 hours

Edit your own comments

Top 50 images of all time

(NEW!) 1000+ point images of the past 7 days

Purple users can also display more information on user profile pages, and flag problem users for disagreeable comments/images.



Users ranked blue or green have a customized page showing their uploads, as well as other images they have marked as favorites.You aren't logged in. You can get your own user page by logging in!

Here's a random example of a user page: burritos.aggro-gator.com

Today's weirdo item:

Updates once an hour.

Current queue length: 266
Registered users online in past hour: 709

Average image score (last 24 hours): 267

Total number of comments: 1141557
Total number of images: 210468



To link to another image in a comment, type # before the image name, like this: #36995

To notify another user that you've responded to them, type @ before their name, like this: @Freddie Mercury

Uploads are queued. Your image(s) will not be posted immediately, but will usually show up in the feed within 12 hours (max 24h.)



The higher your ranking, the more features you can access. Purple-ranked users are able to moderate comments and images.

Avoid being flagged as a racist, creep, or whiner. If other users flag you as one or more of these, your ranking will suffer.

Reposts are part of life. If you visit often you may see the same image twice. No one needs to be notified that you've seen something already.

Moonmoon's FAQ: #1

Moonmoon's FAQ: #2

RANKINGS:

Best Worst

Improve your ranking by receiving (+) on your comment, uploading new images, and inviting new users. The XP needed for each rank goes up daily, so keep up, or you'll fall behind!

The elusive purple rank is available to the most prodigious commenters and uploaders. If you lack the time or effort to comment and upload, you can become purple by supporting our fund-raiser.

XP algorithm last updated 1/23/17 -- Moonmoon

XP needed for blue ranking: 95531
XP needed for green ranking: 41320
XP needed for yellow ranking: 12271

You need to register an account and log in to see your rank.


Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.



 



 

 



 
Score:
1261
 
 tib gubb: just noticed he's wearing an friendly spaceship tee
 Teechur: @a robot @Scoo @White Rice @fanny @Warrax There's also superpoop.com and drewtoothpaste.com The first one I think is pretty much over (funding problems?). The second is the @drewtoothpaste Twitter feed and is only updated every so often. Oh! And don't forget theworstthingsforsale.com
 Warrax: @bug When he posts, he posts under his own name. It's usually just when someone reposts one of his comics with the watermark chopped off.
 bug: @White Rice I always figured he was *someone* on this site, but I could never figure out who. It's kind of like a murder mystery dinner, where everyone is a suspect.
 fanny: @a robot oh and don't feel dumb... remember i thought it was buttonhorn for years :)
 fanny: @a robot I knew, but I've been into his and Natalie Dee's stuff for years. If you haven't read Drew's book Veins you should check it out, it's awesome! @White Rice i've never imagined him as moonmoon... hmmm that's something to think about!
 DarkTeddy: Holy shit. Did not expect this. @a robot
 Knice: This is missing a certain image...
 Jeannie C: Meta AF.
 White Rice: @a robot I thought he WAS moonmoon. Also, don't forget Married to the Sea.
 Warrax: @a robot I knew, but I'm not sure what his connection to the spaceship is. He might know the people that run it?
 WTF: Looks like there's a new ass kicker in town!
 Scoo: @a robot I'll give you the benefit of it being "semi-common knowledge"
 a robot: Hey everyone....was it common knowledge that the Toothpaste For Dinner guy is also the ass-kicking guy and is also affiliated with The Worst Things For Sale AND ALSO the Spaceship? Am I dumb for just figuring this out recently?!
Image 185874   06-17-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
732
 
 Bob: I would not ride this into battle
 piranharama: Am I the only one that gets super freaked out by goat eyes?
 Jeannie C: Somebody is due an ass-kicking right about ... Now.
 A duck: Radvote for rad goat
 a robot: Goats are hilarious most of the time
 Prostata: HOLY CRAP! I'M A GOAT!
Image 185873   06-17-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
364
 
 Felicity: Conan OBrien looks good in drag
 deeeeeeeez: Guess it makes sense since every patron dresses exactly like that..
 WaffleIron: Endless apps is the bomb diggity, also TGIF is a life saver when you're working nights in jersey and there's fucking NOTHING open past 11pm. Same with Phoenix now that I think about it.
 a robot: One time my brother-in-law was in town for a work thing and I was temporarily living with my parents but had only just recently moved back to my hometown so I didn't know where many local bars were, but there was a TGI Friday's that was walking distance from my parents' house so we went there and ate fried green beans and spent way too much money on shitty drinks...but he was paying so I didn't care, and so we got really drunk on shitty chain restaurant beverages. Good times.
 WTF: Isn't "Endless Appetizers" a sex thing I heard him describe on Law & Order SVU?
 Scoo: Gotta knot in my pocket weighin' at least a grand, gold on my neck my appetizers close at hand
 Prostata: he's sunk to doing ads for Fridays now? wow thats sad
Image 185872   06-17-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
240
 
 WotGives: ...and THAT's how you finish hypercoquet in a single stroke
 WaffleIron: ART DECO IN SPACE!
Image 185871   06-17-17   Uploaded by    BaconCake
Score:
1109
 
 fanny: @Nopetology ah. i thought they looked like rabbit but the long legs threw me off!
 Nopetology: @fanny Arctic Hare
 fanny: what is that? it's cute whatever it is
 Cami: Those suckers get pretty big but it's hard to show because there isn't a apple nearby.
 Nopetology: I can't look at this without expecting them to start bouncing up and down like Cyriak's cows. I think he broke my brain.
 WTF: "These snowballs keep running away from me!"
 Prostata: so warm and floofy
Image 185870   06-17-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
238
 
 rip odb: Hahaha @Fishy
 WotGives: I have every text message i've ever sent or received from the half-dozen of my best and closest. With every generation, i need more memory just to keep up with this stupid sentimental hoarding
 Fishy: Don't call me Frankly.
Image 185869   06-17-17   Uploaded by    Borb Prembus
Score:
331
 
 scribbs: From Liverpool, still not reconstructed from WWII.
Image 185868   06-17-17   Uploaded by    scribbs
Score:
523
 
 VoR: @Ulillillia @Annoying Vegan My wife knows a custom pony creator. This my only one, btw.
 Felicity: I like the Pac-Man blanket
 Ulillillia: vvv asking the important questions
 Annoying Vegan : @VoR Is this a custom repaint, and so, did you paint it?
 mrd0t: You misspelled SAD
 Ulillillia: It's Opposite Day.
 Borkf: There's... a lot going on here @VoR
 scribbs: How cans something so creepy be so RAD?
Image 185867   06-17-17   Uploaded by    VoR
Score:
623
 
 jochenau: *sets fire to house*
 Derp Herpigan: BLEUGHUGHGHGHUGHGH
 Prostata: might want to get that rotten black mold infested wood fixed
 scribbs: This porn is REALLY weird.
Image 185866   06-17-17   Uploaded by    HenryVIII
Score:
756
 
 Teechur: @WTF She certainly does #117865
 Cami: Build-a-bridge kit.
 Fishy: Hang in there baby!
 wolfpk: If you are not living on the edge, you are taking up to much room!
 djublonskopf: "Found the perfect spot to set up the tire swing, kids!"
 WTF: Nature always finds a way.
 scribbs: "From Hell's heart, Gravity, I stab at thee!"
Image 185865   06-17-17   Uploaded by    toad
Page 1 ... 2457 2458 2459 2460 2461 2462 2463 ... 21046 pages total

<< Prev Page   Next Page >>







Comments left on Aggro-Gator are written by guests. We take no responsibility for the content of comments, images, or other user-created content. To report an inappropriate image or comment, email info@aggro-gator.com.


Aggro-Gator is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to amazon.com.

Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.