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258476  ThoughtlessGentleman: someone play a snappy tune on a piccolo.

258428  Beeble: ....and it truly was the only cat picture I would ever Rad.

258473  Prostata: i don't think those recycle

258479  Prostata: bad vote for crop failure

258458  Not A Bot: *third sign* Oh, I didn't know that! I'll check with the police. I hope I don't have to pay a fine or anything. Guess if I do it probably won't be too much, I hope anyway. *4th sign*...

258485  sparename: Disarming in the footwell

258473  Warrax: Wow, I must have been wasted last night.

258483  sparename: "Three bottles of whisky constitutes ONE item, two loaves of bread constitutes ONE item .. and THREE steak and kidney bastard pies also constitutes one bloody item!!"

258248  Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Looking forward to it. Cheers!

258481  sparename: JustEinsTeenAngstThings

258481  Nope: Just thinkin bout relativity

258479  Sandor: That's a new switcharooni for me!

258479  Sandor: Optional: learn how to whack off an image

258478  ignatz: Ohhh Snap, Pull-Ups!

258477  AlexDeLarge: Wish I could find earbuds that stay in even half that well

258440  Mr. Butt: Myth busted!

258480  Side Boob: Hes helping!

258248  Side Boob: @Mr. Shine My dance card is full this trip, but Ill hit you up here if I come out next weekend.

258480  a robot: username/uploaod combo :D

258404  SuedeOxford: What SCP is this

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258270 berlin: me too

258297 isosceleswaffle: Gradually becomes a disaster.

258329 wolfpk: Once we had a contest at work to see who could raise the most money for charity. My department had a barbecue. We placed the barbecue grill right under the exterior air intake vent. We had the whole building smelling of barbecue. We won, but were accused of cheating!

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258337 charlemagne: but I have no sister

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Looking forward to it. Cheers!

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?



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Score:
276
 
 Side Boob: Wrong neighborhood
 bug: I SAID NO MAYO *empties clip*
 Hyphae: Drive-by drive-through?
Image 185840   06-17-17   Uploaded by    Alpha Trion
Score:
532
 
 Annoying Vegan : @Urn BooUrn It's actually a slice of ham on her face
 Urn BooUrn: Fw:Fw:Fw: thIs young Girl was Born with a hroriffying skin conditin and needs yo5r prayerrs
 A duck: Young Leatherface
Image 185839   06-17-17   Uploaded by    nclaw
Score:
358
 
 Science: @Felicity: Almost anything would.
 kristy: That actually looks better
 a robot: God damn it no.
 Butcherboy: Sure can
Image 185838   06-17-17   Uploaded by    toaster
Score:
589
 
 a robot: I mean if they are fake bugs that might be rad to wear to a Halloween party or something. Until you get really drunk and forget you're wearing it and look down and freak the fuck out.
 Sandor: Can't unsee
Image 185837   06-17-17   Uploaded by    tea
Score:
393
 
 Himesama: As a DBZ fan I say this is awesome! As a nail enthusiasts I say Yaaassss girl.
 White Rice: Well done, but some interesting choices on characters to have on there (I mean, outside of original Dragonball I can't recall Puar doing much beyond being there to react to Yamcha getting killed repeatedly). Krillin being next to one of his murderers is a touch off too.
 Derp Herpigan: [How to come up with a Piccolo-Nail joke...]
Image 185836   06-17-17   Uploaded by    CompletelyJoking
Score:
287
 
 welpbabychild: I honestly thought this was that stupid fake coral
 Jeannie C: Explosion, explosion, explosion, avocado, explosion, explosion...
 Warrax: SHit's on fire, yo
 XLY: we get it, you vape!
 Prostata: whole lotta awesome going on
 Dr. Bathroom: asplodes
Image 185835   06-17-17   Uploaded by    bubbles
Score:
556
 
 Ulillillia: @Borkf arsetrumpet is how I get around the Cathy filter
 Hyphae: @a robot " dared to grab the class snail and escape to the boys' room for his own magic experiment." I can't get over this phrase
 sparename: @Warrax @Borkf yup, thought that one was only for p.ussy, anyway 'c.untbubble'
 sparename: @Warrax @Borkf I find 'beautiful personbubble' to be rather pleasing (will I be switched???)
 Warrax: @Borkf Those are all winners. I think it's the double "k" sound that's throwing me off.
 Borkf: @Warrax Compound seats are the best though. The more complicated the better: shitweasel, arsetrumpet, cockwomble... I could go on all day.
 Warrax: "Wankfink" is a bit too much of a mouthfull to be an effective insult.
 a robot: Ok, so I googled this and holy shit: The real book is called "The Adventures of Ali Baba Bernstein" from 1995. Check out this description: "Eight-year-old David Bernstein discovers life is much more exciting when he calls himself Ali Baba Bernstein. Only Ali Baba would have dared to grab the class snail and escape to the boys' room for his own magic experiment. David would never have invited every David Bernstein in the phone book to his birthday party -- or find himself hailed as a great detective -- or discover adventures and misadventures everywhere he went. But Ali Baba Bernstein does!" So yes, he is a giant wankfink.
 a robot: I don't know why I can't stop laughing at this but I know I radvoted immediately. I think it's because I read shitty ass children's books like this in the 90s too
 SomeCanadian: What, me worry?
 Scoo: Sweet lute
Image 185834   06-17-17   Uploaded by    doindabs
Score:
304
 
 MamboNumber6: Theyre all the same person at different ages. And IAW @Scoo, rad LC
 Nopetology: They've been copying those floppies. All of the floppies..
 Supermansbrother: Never speak again.
 Prostata: the south park kids move to iowa
 Scoo: Also, nice Macintosh LC II
 Scoo: Guy in the top left could be a stand-in for @Scoo, aged 14
 Mr Shifty: Trump supporters, the early years.
 sparename: The Forever-Alone Gunmen
Image 185833   06-17-17   Uploaded by    Wolfy21
Score:
118
 
 Zampano: schrodinger
 Peter Pantsless: Password is "This is SAD"
 Scoo: "swingswingswing"?
Image 185832   06-17-17   Uploaded by    flommmm
Score:
395
 
 Science: Look out for that loose seal!
 Himesama: I knew a Britney that I would be quite happy if I learned she gained that much weight.
 Nopetology: Britney likes to work in the aquarium department. Her boss hasn't figured out why all the fish keep disappearing yet.
 Scoo: Leave Britney alone!
Image 185831   06-17-17   Uploaded by    Crim Tender
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