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268947  ignatz: 7 years of bad luck, assuming you survive the first 7 seconds..

268948  ignatz: I've heard of concrete boots but this is a ridiculous murder method..

268945  Not A Bot: His beak can hold more than his bellycan

268935  Yam: It's my birthday... you know what that means... I'm putting on my Best Tux

268954  ignatz: Yeah that's your story..

268940  MrBoffo: Quadrophenia

268942  MrBoffo: Hm. Maybe I shoulda taken that left turn at Tierra del Fuego

268925  MrBoffo: @VoR ...for a bleedin' PSYCHOPATH

268943  ignatz: Eh? Shirly nerds straight-line max all life long..

268941  sparename: Tinting Tit

268855  ignatz: At least bread and circuses were for the people.. (although pssibly fairly elite..)

268885  Mr Bleak: Mistakes were made; lessons have been learned.

268897  Mr Bleak: @kimjongun Ooh! Art of Turkey bean.

268917  Mr Bleak: I hadn't realised that catching turds was the idea. You live and learn.

268941  charlemagne: sure, if you dip in acrylic paint and thrust your torso at the canvas. takes practice to keep in between the lines though

268905  VoR: @dangerkeith3000 4 points confirms it's not

268911  VoR: In water. More. More. More.

268914  VoR: Best offer takes it is the best offer I've had.

268938  WTF: Babby bin

268917  VoR: It's a rod . Not a club.

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268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad



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11. wolfskin: 1555 points
12. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
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Score:
276
 
 Side Boob: Wrong neighborhood
 bug: I SAID NO MAYO *empties clip*
 Hyphae: Drive-by drive-through?
Image 185840   06-17-17   Uploaded by    Alpha Trion
Score:
532
 
 Annoying Vegan : @Urn BooUrn It's actually a slice of ham on her face
 Urn BooUrn: Fw:Fw:Fw: thIs young Girl was Born with a hroriffying skin conditin and needs yo5r prayerrs
 A duck: Young Leatherface
Image 185839   06-17-17   Uploaded by    nclaw
Score:
358
 
 Science: @Felicity: Almost anything would.
 kristy: That actually looks better
 a robot: God damn it no.
 Butcherboy: Sure can
Image 185838   06-17-17   Uploaded by    toaster
Score:
589
 
 a robot: I mean if they are fake bugs that might be rad to wear to a Halloween party or something. Until you get really drunk and forget you're wearing it and look down and freak the fuck out.
 Sandor: Can't unsee
Image 185837   06-17-17   Uploaded by    tea
Score:
393
 
 Himesama: As a DBZ fan I say this is awesome! As a nail enthusiasts I say Yaaassss girl.
 White Rice: Well done, but some interesting choices on characters to have on there (I mean, outside of original Dragonball I can't recall Puar doing much beyond being there to react to Yamcha getting killed repeatedly). Krillin being next to one of his murderers is a touch off too.
 Derp Herpigan: [How to come up with a Piccolo-Nail joke...]
Image 185836   06-17-17   Uploaded by    CompletelyJoking
Score:
287
 
 welpbabychild: I honestly thought this was that stupid fake coral
 Jeannie C: Explosion, explosion, explosion, avocado, explosion, explosion...
 Warrax: SHit's on fire, yo
 XLY: we get it, you vape!
 Prostata: whole lotta awesome going on
 Dr. Bathroom: asplodes
Image 185835   06-17-17   Uploaded by    bubbles
Score:
556
 
 Ulillillia: @Borkf arsetrumpet is how I get around the Cathy filter
 Hyphae: @a robot " dared to grab the class snail and escape to the boys' room for his own magic experiment." I can't get over this phrase
 sparename: @Warrax @Borkf yup, thought that one was only for p.ussy, anyway 'c.untbubble'
 sparename: @Warrax @Borkf I find 'beautiful personbubble' to be rather pleasing (will I be switched???)
 Warrax: @Borkf Those are all winners. I think it's the double "k" sound that's throwing me off.
 Borkf: @Warrax Compound seats are the best though. The more complicated the better: shitweasel, arsetrumpet, cockwomble... I could go on all day.
 Warrax: "Wankfink" is a bit too much of a mouthfull to be an effective insult.
 a robot: Ok, so I googled this and holy shit: The real book is called "The Adventures of Ali Baba Bernstein" from 1995. Check out this description: "Eight-year-old David Bernstein discovers life is much more exciting when he calls himself Ali Baba Bernstein. Only Ali Baba would have dared to grab the class snail and escape to the boys' room for his own magic experiment. David would never have invited every David Bernstein in the phone book to his birthday party -- or find himself hailed as a great detective -- or discover adventures and misadventures everywhere he went. But Ali Baba Bernstein does!" So yes, he is a giant wankfink.
 a robot: I don't know why I can't stop laughing at this but I know I radvoted immediately. I think it's because I read shitty ass children's books like this in the 90s too
 SomeCanadian: What, me worry?
 Scoo: Sweet lute
Image 185834   06-17-17   Uploaded by    doindabs
Score:
304
 
 MamboNumber6: Theyre all the same person at different ages. And IAW @Scoo, rad LC
 Nopetology: They've been copying those floppies. All of the floppies..
 Supermansbrother: Never speak again.
 Prostata: the south park kids move to iowa
 Scoo: Also, nice Macintosh LC II
 Scoo: Guy in the top left could be a stand-in for @Scoo, aged 14
 Mr Shifty: Trump supporters, the early years.
 sparename: The Forever-Alone Gunmen
Image 185833   06-17-17   Uploaded by    Wolfy21
Score:
118
 
 Zampano: schrodinger
 Peter Pantsless: Password is "This is SAD"
 Scoo: "swingswingswing"?
Image 185832   06-17-17   Uploaded by    flommmm
Score:
395
 
 Science: Look out for that loose seal!
 Himesama: I knew a Britney that I would be quite happy if I learned she gained that much weight.
 Nopetology: Britney likes to work in the aquarium department. Her boss hasn't figured out why all the fish keep disappearing yet.
 Scoo: Leave Britney alone!
Image 185831   06-17-17   Uploaded by    Crim Tender
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