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228395  Robespierre: @Not A Bot No worries - it's at 303 now, which is code for ... something.

228474  Otterman: Whenever I fart, I shout out "I'm Putin!"

228475  Otterman: 'Murica

228482  Otterman: Request more information, please.

228489  Otterman: Superglue makes posing cats SO much easier.

228490  barfolomew: Yeah, hipsters like to pretend they invented being pissy, but really, we've been assholes forever.

228493  Prostata: Spike Jones and his City Slickers!

228494  barfolomew: Technology has officially gone too far.

228485  Yurishiro: I'm glad none of your ancestors made the choice to not procreate.

228492  Ulillillia: Nice cropping, 'A' Hole.

228487  Yurishiro: y u no pet mee?

228492  Yurishiro: heh, clever

228488  Ulillillia: Next door to Waffle House

228493  Yurishiro: Ahoy, fair maiden!

228474  Coach Teacher: I'll play you for 40 billion dollars, man.

228477  Coach Teacher: Technically still liquid.

228480  Coach Teacher: As a chef, i see nothing wrong with this.

228490  Prostata: @tokyopig that's Pat's Steaks in Philly. It's been there since 1930 and they're famously grumpy.

228480  FabricMan: It's okay. Those are Free & Gentle Tide Pods(tm)! They're perfectly safe to eat

228485  FabricMan: You're looking very healthy

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228339 kornisjon: Would it be fine if I read a magazine instead?

228374 apoxia: White meat only.

228373 Zukero: Walked on a paper shredder?

228348 Darmstadtium: @Hyphae ... and yet we keep coming back... over and over and over and over again...

228321 androbot: me too @Yurishiro

228347 dangerkeith3000: This is a cute picture but the next one is the money shot.

228312 piranharama: Yeah, Im down. Kill me, Pete

228301 charlemagne: I made the radiohead logo on my mario kart ds

228351 Yurishiro: That toad costume is very mice.

228446 Coach Teacher: Mafucka, you ain't even seen that real shit yet.



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 Science: @Zampano: THEY're suppressing the information, man! If it WASN'T true, it would be all over the news! You gotta think outside the box the MAN wants to keep you in!
 Felicity: They should have given me a math coprocessor
 Chest Rockwell: @Felicity The MOnSter 6502 would be pretty sweet as well. And you'd know exactly where it was implanted.
 Felicity: I hope its a Motorola 68000
 Noremak: It's true. Stick a USB in your anus to collect data.
 Nothing: Dos this mean I'm technically a cyborg?
 karmakat: way too easy to pick on that...
 Prostata: inforwars = the war on actual facts and real information
 RiderFan: Infowars: Where bulls*** is news.
 Niels Bohr: 80s microchip was about the size of a postcard and ran on 6 D cell batteries. So check yourself for any small lumps.
 Ihminen: @jochenau It's the secret technology reverse engineered from crashed ufos by the lizard people
 Zampano: I'm quick to jump into believing conspiracy theories, however after some thought... I mean, wouldn't we have heard about this? After 37yrs of micro-chip implants, wouldn't one of the millions of nurses that specialize in new borns have come forward with this scandal, or at least mentioned something in passing?
 bug: @jochenau Beware of government agents attempting to access your secret data by shoving floppy disks into you.
 scribbs: @jochenau OHMYGOD!!!!!!!!!
 jochenau: @scribbs ...wait, what if me not thinking hard enough is caused by the microchip? OH MY GOD
 scribbs: @jochenau Logic and fact are the hallmarks of conspiracy theories. Clearly, you are at fault for not thinking gosh-darn hard enough. I'm sorry to have to bear this bad news.
 jochenau: I'm unclear on what a 1980's-era microchip could possibly accomplish even if I did have one implanted.
 Teechur: Of course, as soon as you hit enter listen for the black helicopters.
 Nopetology: If you were born in 1978 or 1979, they put the microchip transmitter directly into your cock. Use a sharp knife- it's gonna hurt...
Image 185769   06-17-17   Uploaded by    greenbean
Score:
117
 
 Felicity: It looks like the Four Hoursemen of Apocalypse are now merged with their horses
Image 185768   06-17-17   Uploaded by    eumoria
Score:
295
 
 Mr Bleak: Taco Bell: the motherload.
 Bubo: Sorry about the chickpeas...
 TurkeyVulture: Oh we'll meet again, oh
 Teechur: Welp. There goes THAT spider.
 Ulillillia: *fart*
 Nopetology: Facit Sejam. Humans are overrated. Global cataclysm will be fantastic for all the species that survive it.
Image 185767   06-17-17   Uploaded by    togboat
Image 185766 is unbelievably bad (score -45) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by electrode. We'll pray for you, electrode.
Score:
395
 
 Nopetology: This man has priorities. Impressive.
Image 185765   06-17-17   Uploaded by    Jennysaurus
Score:
241
 
 Ihminen: Instructions unclear... NES controller stuck in my arse
 AstoriaBum: Yes, but why is it sitting on a pig?
 Red: I'm sure mom and dad are grateful for the tips
 antipatterns: Not using Japan region settings? baka...
 Nopetology: Use this to leave a comment. Even a short one.
Image 185764   06-17-17   Uploaded by    Pegged Lamb
Score:
246
 
 Mr. Whiskers: Pudding on the Ritz
Image 185763   06-17-17   Uploaded by    Horp Lello
Image 185762 is unbelievably bad (score -11) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by kristy. Boo, kristy.
Score:
403
 
 kornisjon: Whenever I read this, I hear it in Coolio's voice.
Image 185761   06-17-17   Uploaded by    badger
Score:
681
 
 Nopetology: I eat birbs and birb accessories.
Image 185760   06-17-17   Uploaded by    rustedpeace
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