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272445  potato: exactly @Knice

272604  addend: "I'm not racist - I'm colorblind."

272607  addend: "Giddyup!"

272455  Mr Bleak: Swicherino of movie posters.

272462  Mr Bleak: Fail: Not in Large Friendly Letters.

272536  a robot: Finding out you are a robot can be traumatizing, but you'll get used to it

272617  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

272565  a robot: @Annoying Vegan Yes!

272616  james: Good luck with the rabies.

272581  a robot: stop getting naked in front of your pets

272591  a robot: Just got up from the couch in #272593

272595  a robot: Cat at bottom left just isn't a team player

272600  a robot: @Peter Pantsless The eternal struggle

272603  Peter Pantsless: I'll bet it smells great on Titan. Also, obligatory space rad

272589  Amy Housewine: For an extra premium, you can have the complicated wank package.

272603  wolfpk: Light a match on Titan!

272596  Psymon: Most expensive ping pong table ever

272488  Mr Bleak: @Shay Ah! I see now. Thank you!

272578  Spazstatic: Holy shit. I feel so selfish now.

272597  square44: flying cars but women are considered too emotional to operate them

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272475 Uncle Phil: I guess a steak is a salad too. Cows are made of plants.

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272425 Nope: @lecj07 thank you for your service

272245 Side Boob: Time to go to the ER, I guess.

272504 Shay: John Lee Hooker always sweat bullets wherever he was.

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272448 Eleftheros: As voiced by Ron Perlman

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Score:
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 Science: @Zampano: THEY're suppressing the information, man! If it WASN'T true, it would be all over the news! You gotta think outside the box the MAN wants to keep you in!
 betamax: They should have given me a math coprocessor
 Chest Rockwell: @Felicity The MOnSter 6502 would be pretty sweet as well. And you'd know exactly where it was implanted.
 shwoarty: I hope its a Motorola 68000
 Noremak: It's true. Stick a USB in your anus to collect data.
 Nothing: Dos this mean I'm technically a cyborg?
 karmakat: way too easy to pick on that...
 Prostata: inforwars = the war on actual facts and real information
 RiderFan: Infowars: Where bulls*** is news.
 Niels Bohr: 80s microchip was about the size of a postcard and ran on 6 D cell batteries. So check yourself for any small lumps.
 Ihminen: @jochenau It's the secret technology reverse engineered from crashed ufos by the lizard people
 Zampano: I'm quick to jump into believing conspiracy theories, however after some thought... I mean, wouldn't we have heard about this? After 37yrs of micro-chip implants, wouldn't one of the millions of nurses that specialize in new borns have come forward with this scandal, or at least mentioned something in passing?
 bug: @jochenau Beware of government agents attempting to access your secret data by shoving floppy disks into you.
 scribbs: @jochenau OHMYGOD!!!!!!!!!
 jochenau: @scribbs ...wait, what if me not thinking hard enough is caused by the microchip? OH MY GOD
 scribbs: @jochenau Logic and fact are the hallmarks of conspiracy theories. Clearly, you are at fault for not thinking gosh-darn hard enough. I'm sorry to have to bear this bad news.
 jochenau: I'm unclear on what a 1980's-era microchip could possibly accomplish even if I did have one implanted.
 Teechur: Of course, as soon as you hit enter listen for the black helicopters.
 Nopetology: If you were born in 1978 or 1979, they put the microchip transmitter directly into your cock. Use a sharp knife- it's gonna hurt...
Image 185769   06-17-17   Uploaded by    greenbean
Score:
117
 
 courtney: It looks like the Four Hoursemen of Apocalypse are now merged with their horses
Image 185768   06-17-17   Uploaded by    eumoria
Score:
295
 
 Mr Bleak: Taco Bell: the motherload.
 Bubo: Sorry about the chickpeas...
 TurkeyVulture: Oh we'll meet again, oh
 Teechur: Welp. There goes THAT spider.
 Ulillillia: *fart*
 Nopetology: Facit Sejam. Humans are overrated. Global cataclysm will be fantastic for all the species that survive it.
Image 185767   06-17-17   Uploaded by    togboat
Image 185766 is unbelievably bad (score -45) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by electrode. Your image was bad, electrode.
Score:
395
 
 Nopetology: This man has priorities. Impressive.
Image 185765   06-17-17   Uploaded by    Jennysaurus
Score:
241
 
 Ihminen: Instructions unclear... NES controller stuck in my arse
 AstoriaBum: Yes, but why is it sitting on a pig?
 Red: I'm sure mom and dad are grateful for the tips
 Extreme Locorito: Not using Japan region settings? baka...
 Nopetology: Use this to leave a comment. Even a short one.
Image 185764   06-17-17   Uploaded by    Pegged Lamb
Score:
246
 
 Mr. Whiskers: Pudding on the Ritz
Image 185763   06-17-17   Uploaded by    Horp Lello
Image 185762 is unbelievably bad (score -11) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by kristy. Boo, kristy.
Score:
403
 
 kornisjon: Whenever I read this, I hear it in Coolio's voice.
Image 185761   06-17-17   Uploaded by    badger
Score:
681
 
 Nopetology: I eat birbs and birb accessories.
Image 185760   06-17-17   Uploaded by    rustedpeace
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