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228253  Yurishiro: I like how he enjoys admiring his own sign.

228255  Yurishiro: That's exactly the face I make when I see some guy approaching my girl in the disco.

228257  Yurishiro: that's not how you huff and puff

228263  Fiveninety: purple toupee will show the way when summer brings you down.. purple toupee and gold lame will turn your brain around

228272  Yurishiro: As per usual, critics only focus on the bad parts.

228273  Yurishiro: this is life

228230  raditzu: IS it a pizza there in place of bed and sofa?

228145  MyPasswordAintPassword: Dying @VeeKay

228274  raditzu: McGoth's Unhappy Meal

226603  Jabberwikket: Return flight #228265

228265  Jabberwikket: @Jabberwikket Oops. I meant #226603

228265  Jabberwikket: Fire danger moderate #206630

228229  tib gubb: "i already told you. you can't eat only cheese."

228246  tib gubb: classic duffman

228190  Aufziehvogel: I really want to know the story behind this

228193  Aufziehvogel: Is this from one of these "star wars" movies?

228195  Aufziehvogel: Ah, there it is, my collection of spider eggs

228244  addend: It's a pelican, not a pelican't.

228205  Aufziehvogel: Take the highway to hell

228208  Aufziehvogel: Cute

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228145 MyPasswordAintPassword: Dying @VeeKay

227992 Robespierre: @glenalec From Blue Highways by William Least Heat Moon: "Who on Earth would eat wolf fish?" "Ask Mrs. Paul."

228067 glenalec: Contact .... has been made!

228072 Drump Porbs: uh huh @a robot!!!

228047 SuedeOxford: When two people kiss, they form a long tube with an anus at both ends. This is not worse than that.

228024 VeeKay: O beautiful for spacious skies, For amber waves of grain, For purple mountain majesties, Above the fruited plain! America! America! God shed His grace on thee, And crown thy good with brotherhood, From sea to shining sea!

228003 Austin: If you haven't see wizard people Dear reader go do it right now

228190 Aufziehvogel: I really want to know the story behind this

227970 DrNinjaman: Louis CK's going ahead with that self help book after all.

228183 glenalec: Please explain?



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Score:
349
 
 Wooden Spoon: @Jaktai: See "Figure 3"
 Wooden Spoon: @Shay: that's only in the Richard Gere Signature Model.
 Jaktai: I would have expected some kind of docking point in lower rear area.
 Mr Shifty: In real life the tubes are packed with ammonium nitrate tri-iodide with a small detonator in box 14.
 Peter Pantsless: @Shay Especially Lemmiwinks and his friend there
 Shay: We should all be thankful the diagram shows that the tube isn't going up his rear end.
Image 185603   06-16-17   Uploaded by    Rev80
Score:
334
 
 lumporungus: How cute
 carpwoman: @VoR - I don't think Wetas eat fingers.
 VoR: Easy way to lose a finger
 Micro Jackson: Locust v. carrot. Who will triumph?
 ASTER: Enjoy a carrot.
 ArchStanton: Oh hell no.
Image 185602   06-16-17   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
577
 
 VoR: Usain tried grease but it only weighed him down.
 a robot: The wee turtles! They were too quick for me!
 Shay: AUCK!
 Side Boob: Yer no match fer a greased Scotsman!
Image 185601   06-16-17   Uploaded by    Ihminen
Score:
384
 
 Mr Shifty: Would buy if on ebay
 Micro Jackson: Those are hydro towers that carry all of our electricity to America
 Teechur: @Yam vvv I know I'm mixing ethnicity....
 Teechur: @Yam Sounds like Colonial Haggis to me!
 Yam: @Teechur If I know Montreal, they're stuffed inside some pigs feet, shredded over some poutine or turned into some kind of pastrami
 Teechur: Where are the 8 birbs that have no feet?
Image 185600   06-16-17   Uploaded by    ani625
Score:
405
 
 Robespierre: It's amazing that all of these products come from a pig's face.
 Hokie333: Enough nitrates on that table to require a government permit to possess.
 Hosebag: Well, it's time to meet the meat.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Gilded swine needs a sacrifice
 rinaldi1337: "We love to pork"
 Shay: They sure like chicken.
 bug: Well that's terrifying.
 Aemuli: That's right, have the graven image of swine look down upon its own flesh, that it may weep with lamentations of its own undoing. Amen
 sparename: Pig must've been going some speed to get through that wall
 a robot: A wonderful, magical animal.
Image 185599   06-16-17   Uploaded by    KrazyKat
Score:
148
 
 Ulillillia: @Nopetology Voted Invincible
 Nopetology: One of his album titles tells you which button to push
Image 185598   06-16-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Pepper
Score:
538
 
 Robespierre: That's one crazy confab, I'll yell yuh h'wut.
 Micro Jackson: Some animals handle drug testing better than others
 wolfpk: It likes breakfast in bed
 Yam: Love me some guineaguys
Image 185597   06-16-17   Uploaded by    Cami
Score:
123
 
 Noremak: @bug If you're with two women, pretend you're a master DJ and you're scratching two records at the same time.
 Mr. Shine: @bug As many other participants as you can, obviously.
 bug: Orgies are confusing. I never know what to do with my hands.
Image 185596   06-16-17   Uploaded by    Dominus Umbrae
Score:
477
 
 Warrax: @Peter Pantsless He's an overcooked steak with ketchup, which is way nastier.
 lumporungus: That's what you think. I have an inside anon source.
 SpaceCow: "I say, no way Jose, no way." - Trump on either the affects of CFCs on the ozone layer or his stance on butt consumption.
 DrinkMixMan: y'all cowards don't even eat ass
 ASTER: To be fair, can you imagine someone who would let him?
 Yam: Yeah, but something something pee something
 Aemuli: 5 years ago if you asked me if ass-eating would become a cultural reference, I'd have said, "who the hell are you?"
 Peter Pantsless: But what about the whole "you are what you eat" thing? Now I'm confused
 funny in the wall: he would if it came with ketchup
 Ihminen: What a monster
Image 185595   06-16-17   Uploaded by    Knice
Score:
247
 
 Dan Tagonistic: Mmmm nope
 Shay: Who would get a tattoo of Ali G, Rachel Ray, and a young Charles Bronson on their back?
 Sadbot: @bug From left to right I'd modify them into Kit Harrington, a black obelisk, and James Franco.
 DarkTeddy: Good excuse to never take your shirt off
 Ihminen: Never really understood the idea of realistic looking tattoos of people
 WTF: Umm, derp. Boppie bop bop um, derp...
 bug: If you hire a good artist, you might be able to modify this into a Charlie Manson tattoo. ...which would be preferable to this crime against humanity.
Image 185594   06-16-17   Uploaded by    apoxia
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