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272935  Greifer: N. Burke, expert

272927  SS Keith: That time when the blueprints were accidentally swapped with an MC Escher drawing...

272931  wolfpk: Must have had some of the pot before making the brownies.

272944  funy speling: Wait? Who's a good boy?!? I NEED TO KNOW!

272944  trees: I have the same look when I relalize it's my birthday

272944  togboat: Is this a trick? This is a trick. What's the trick? Why are you tricking me!?

272943  Remp Wulgus: The a-paw-colypse is coming!

272617  Mr Bleak: Switcherino of stupidity.

272618  Mr Bleak: All those in favour of Tuna for breakfast, raise a paw.

272905  Fiveninety: ok but i would like to note that warning labels don't exist to protect stupid people from themselves. they're to protect companies and property owners from stupid people, their lawyers and their frivolous lawsuits

272931  Commodore 64: Bad pun fly, eat shit.

272933  Passive: "Early cloning techniques were crude, but we got results"

272933  Passive: "Early cloning techniques were crude, but we got results"

272930  Passive: "So, uhhhh you gonna finish that vomit?"

272929  Passive: "Ask me how much I saved with State Farm"

272915  addend: What?

272920  addend: Meanwhile, in a higher income bracket, "Command+C, Command+V".

272678  Passive: "Looks like mew need a catalytic converter, also I know you just closed the hood but I need to get back in there."

272925  addend: zzZ.

272926  addend: Zzz (but much taller).

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272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272892 UltraBeverly: @grizzly its $2.09/hr for waiters in Ohio, but $10.50 (min wage) in Los Angeles. Very confusing.

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272681 Passive: "So, how would you describe the intersex experience?"

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.



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Score:
349
 
 Wooden Spoon: @Jaktai: See "Figure 3"
 Wooden Spoon: @Shay: that's only in the Richard Gere Signature Model.
 Jaktai: I would have expected some kind of docking point in lower rear area.
 Mr Shifty: In real life the tubes are packed with ammonium nitrate tri-iodide with a small detonator in box 14.
 Peter Pantsless: @Shay Especially Lemmiwinks and his friend there
 Shay: We should all be thankful the diagram shows that the tube isn't going up his rear end.
Image 185603   06-16-17   Uploaded by    Rev80
Score:
334
 
 lumporungus: How cute
 carpwoman: @VoR - I don't think Wetas eat fingers.
 nathan: Easy way to lose a finger
 Micro Jackson: Locust v. carrot. Who will triumph?
 ASTER: Enjoy a carrot.
 ArchStanton: Oh hell no.
Image 185602   06-16-17   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
577
 
 waffles: Usain tried grease but it only weighed him down.
 a robot: The wee turtles! They were too quick for me!
 Shay: AUCK!
 Side Boob: Yer no match fer a greased Scotsman!
Image 185601   06-16-17   Uploaded by    Ihminen
Score:
384
 
 Mr Shifty: Would buy if on ebay
 Micro Jackson: Those are hydro towers that carry all of our electricity to America
 Teechur: @Yam vvv I know I'm mixing ethnicity....
 Teechur: @Yam Sounds like Colonial Haggis to me!
 Yam: @Teechur If I know Montreal, they're stuffed inside some pigs feet, shredded over some poutine or turned into some kind of pastrami
 Teechur: Where are the 8 birbs that have no feet?
Image 185600   06-16-17   Uploaded by    ani625
Score:
405
 
 Vanna: It's amazing that all of these products come from a pig's face.
 Hokie333: Enough nitrates on that table to require a government permit to possess.
 Hosebag: Well, it's time to meet the meat.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Gilded swine needs a sacrifice
 rinaldi1337: "We love to pork"
 Shay: They sure like chicken.
 bug: Well that's terrifying.
 Aemuli: That's right, have the graven image of swine look down upon its own flesh, that it may weep with lamentations of its own undoing. Amen
 sparename: Pig must've been going some speed to get through that wall
 a robot: A wonderful, magical animal.
Image 185599   06-16-17   Uploaded by    KrazyKat
Score:
148
 
 Ulillillia: @Nopetology Voted Invincible
 Nopetology: One of his album titles tells you which button to push
Image 185598   06-16-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Pepper
Score:
538
 
 buds420: That's one crazy confab, I'll yell yuh h'wut.
 Micro Jackson: Some animals handle drug testing better than others
 wolfpk: It likes breakfast in bed
 Yam: Love me some guineaguys
Image 185597   06-16-17   Uploaded by    Cami
Score:
123
 
 Noremak: @bug If you're with two women, pretend you're a master DJ and you're scratching two records at the same time.
 Mr. Shine: @bug As many other participants as you can, obviously.
 bug: Orgies are confusing. I never know what to do with my hands.
Image 185596   06-16-17   Uploaded by    Dominus Umbrae
Score:
477
 
 Warrax: @Peter Pantsless He's an overcooked steak with ketchup, which is way nastier.
 lumporungus: That's what you think. I have an inside anon source.
 SpaceCow: "I say, no way Jose, no way." - Trump on either the affects of CFCs on the ozone layer or his stance on butt consumption.
 DrinkMixMan: y'all cowards don't even eat ass
 ASTER: To be fair, can you imagine someone who would let him?
 Yam: Yeah, but something something pee something
 Aemuli: 5 years ago if you asked me if ass-eating would become a cultural reference, I'd have said, "who the hell are you?"
 Peter Pantsless: But what about the whole "you are what you eat" thing? Now I'm confused
 funny in the wall: he would if it came with ketchup
 Ihminen: What a monster
Image 185595   06-16-17   Uploaded by    Knice
Score:
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 Dan Tagonistic: Mmmm nope
 Shay: Who would get a tattoo of Ali G, Rachel Ray, and a young Charles Bronson on their back?
 Sadbot: @bug From left to right I'd modify them into Kit Harrington, a black obelisk, and James Franco.
 DarkTeddy: Good excuse to never take your shirt off
 Ihminen: Never really understood the idea of realistic looking tattoos of people
 WTF: Umm, derp. Boppie bop bop um, derp...
 bug: If you hire a good artist, you might be able to modify this into a Charlie Manson tattoo. ...which would be preferable to this crime against humanity.
Image 185594   06-16-17   Uploaded by    apoxia
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