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263011  AlexDeLarge: @Mr. Butt 2-4-6-8, homer's crime was really great! Great, meaning large or immense; we use it in the pejorative sense!

263013  a robot: @a robot You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies??

263013  a robot: I used to be a bank teller and we would collect and save money that was really old, beat up, drawn/written on or otherwise mutilated, and send it back to the government. I'm not saying that system is perfect but I just don't think it's very likely that this kind of bill would end up in an ATM

263004  Bluetocracy: Critical fail on your walk roll. It's definitely a Monday.

263005  Bluetocracy: I want some part of our planet to really be a steampunk culture, so we can go there to visit.

262993  FormerLurker: @Zarathustra youre right, totally gay. And thats why its rad.

263011  Bluetocracy: You are what you eat... Oh, so you ARE fingernails.

262994  FormerLurker: Healthy as a horse now.

262946  Whatever: Fact: theres sexual innuendo in every successful fast food franchise logo if you look at it right

262949  Whatever: On the bright side, you only have to buy one of these horrors, and it coordinates with Halloween

262997  Not A Bot: looks like the fence won a few, too

263011  Mr. Butt: Some words are both nouns and adjectives, depending on how you use them.

263009  FormerLurker: For the record, despite my criticisms, I still voted rad.

262956  Whatever: But is it kosher?

263009  FormerLurker: See, thats awesome that they literally ran out of everything... but as a former restaurant manager, I feel like what they shouldve done is go to the grocery store and pay full prices for more ingredients. Even the most unusual ingredients can typically be found at restaurant supply stores that are in even medium sized cities. As I always used to tell my staff, the customer is more valuable than the product. But hey, Im out of the restaurant industry now entirely, so its not my problem!

262959  Whatever: Obviously poaching from Chipotle

263008  Shay: And you see kids, this is why daddy drinks.

262901  Side Boob: Please state the nature of the fashion emergency.

262965  Whatever: Trumps new lawyer looks pretty darn sharp

262968  Whatever: And thats the last time anyone saw Santa alive

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262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262811 Felicity: @Felicity 20 plus plus, I meant

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

262685 Felicity: How are them Duke boys going to get out of this one?

262891 Scoo: Number three, why they so damn hard to close back up without the other side popping out?

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262697 piranharama: Great band name

262806 Felicity: Or start every sentence with "So..."

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262678 Science: Lighten up, Thanos



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Score:
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 Peter Pantsless: @carpwoman Your sentiment is appreciated and your comment is hilarious :D
 Peter Pantsless: @Derp Herpigan @ignatz nothing that exciting, unfortunately
 carpwoman: Oh, snap. (Soory - couldn't resist.) Hope that heals up quickly. Looks like it hurts like hell.
 Annoying Vegan : *grabs a Sharpie and procedes doodling*
 Butcherboy: The rarely seen bad sticker@Peter Pantsless
 Peter Pantsless: @Amy Housewine @Knice @Ihminen Yeah that part sucks, but at least I can still upload and comment!
 Teechur: @Peter Pantsless Dang! When you ask for a raise, watch out if your boss hands you a ladder. Heal well, my friend.
 Ihminen: @Peter Pantsless Oh yea now I remember whn I broke my arm started playing a bit too early in to the recovery ...playing hi-hats was a bit painful and now that I think of it it was a idiotic thing to do
 Knice: @Peter Pantsless Auditioning for Def Leppard?
 Peter Pantsless: You should see the other guy. I mean, sure, the other guy is a ladder, but it's super broken
 Musician: Bet that makes it hard to put your pants... oh. nevermind.
 bug: Instructions unclear: voted rad.
 Ihminen: Damn. get well soon!
 Amy Housewine: Dang. How long till you will be able to drum again?
 Derp Herpigan: @ignatz if I'm remembering correctly, our good friend Peter here had told a story of running afoul of an old fence and wounded himself significantly in the leg. If such a story is true, I wonder how this injury came to be.
 Porm Munties: Yikes, partying too hard? @Peter Pantsless
Image 185587   06-16-17   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
Score:
891
 
 Aemuli: Who wants buttery, crusty cat ass? Mmm
 Mr Shifty: Well bred cat.
 Teechur: I'm sorry, but your cat appears to have a yeast infection.
 sparename: Doesn't shed fur but leaves lots of crumbs
 Nopetology: Feline gimp suit, now with extra gluten
 bug: Now that's what I call a Catt Ass Trophy
 Knice: Tabbrioche
 Nopetology: Ok, I thought the whole "breading cats" thing was stupid to begin with, but I think we can all agree that this is just excessive.
 Derp Herpigan: Pure bread.
 Amy Housewine: Yum yum, cat's bum.
 SpaceCow: Lazy cat, always loafing around.
Image 185586   06-16-17   Uploaded by    Sandor
Score:
100
 
 Cami: Pulp mill.
 Flurble: that snek is sick...
 Amy Housewine: Friendly snek.
Image 185585   06-16-17   Uploaded by    drhilljack
Score:
512
 
 carpwoman: Bwaahahahahaahahahahaa! I love it! Rad rad rad rad
 Yam: These peasants gon' get burninated
 SpaceCow: King Kong versus Charmendur.
 unoplank: they always told him he had a face for paleo
Image 185584   06-16-17   Uploaded by    Wumph Morms
Image 185583 is unbelievably bad (score -12) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by m o l e m a n. Boo, m o l e m a n.
Score:
262
 
 Big Baby: Go home, swastikas, youre drunk
 Bluetocracy: Is this some sort of diamond dog poo block from Minecraft built IRL?
 cran vodka: Frank Lloyd Wrong
Image 185582   06-16-17   Uploaded by    TaintJuice
Image 185581 is unbelievably bad (score -13) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Jolly Well. Boo, Jolly Well.
Score:
78
 
 Annoying Vegan : @Mr Shifty And don't forget the crossword puzzle
 Mr Shifty: Make up a fake news or leave it blank
Image 185580   06-16-17   Uploaded by    kswat
Score:
338
 
 amputator: Blade runner
 Fursona: Kanemitsu Headquarters
 whcvgre78: @Rev80 And, if anything, this shows they should do so more often.
 Rev80: This is what happens when architects play Warhammer 40k
Image 185579   06-16-17   Uploaded by    The Man
Score:
614
 
 lumporungus: @Horatio fair
 Horatio: @lumporungus Do any of us really know?
 Mr Shifty: I need an appropriate adult.
 unoplank: I DO NOT CONSENT
 Scoo: No, but I know exactly where I was
Image 185578   06-16-17   Uploaded by    Capital
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