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253349  a robot: Those people are assholes, just like this dolphin

253294  Wooden Spoon: I used to work at a place that believed this

253297  Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: no one wants to be Topher

253305  a robot: Either your dog is a fox or your fox is a dog, I'm not sure which

253316  tib gubb: points for effort

253340  tib gubb: i want a sign about the mooch cage

253308  Wooden Spoon: Ive been letting spiders go for decades and this has never happened. They do kill mosquitoes for me though

253324  a robot: Is this a thing? I've never heard of this being a thing.

253326  a robot: Kitty loves you so much there are hearts coming out of her head!

253339  Wooden Spoon: What if they were also at the disco?

253340  sparename: I, too, am an honorary gentleman

253350  Wooden Spoon: Squirrel style?

253324  charlemagne: @sparename technically you only rent it

253320  FabricMan: Goofus infects 12 children in his school with whooping cough

253334  a robot: Death Takes A Holiday

253340  a robot: I have stood here before inside the pouring rain / With the world turning circles running round my brain / I guess I'm always hoping that you'll end this part / But it's my destiny to be the king of fart

253345  a robot: Well boo fucking hoo for you

253333  kazzy94: How appropriate, a ford that teaches you to walk places.

253344  Mr. Shine: *flicks lit match*

253360  hammy: Roll that beautiful bean footage!!

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3. Robespierre
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253188 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.

253304 Science: Bring on the hordes, we have the sword / That smote the Goblin of Gygaxnor / Pray that the sisters name us as victors / Of the twenty sided die, yeah

253159 Amy Housewine: @Wooden Spoon *Porkets

253186 Coolguy: 13. Every Friday is Pizza day.

253189 Shay: @Wooden Spoon @wolfpk I thought it was a grown up Wil Wheaton.

253283 Science: @Side Boob ;)

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.

253170 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.

253256 jazzjunkie: I'm so nervous, I've got butterflies in my stomach! Wait, now it's something else. I believe I should see a doctor.

253111 Wooden Spoon: Wheres my TAB?

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11. Bitcoin Burglar: 1763 points
12. tess: 1708 points
13. 9mm: 1614 points
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 Jabberwikket: What are you going to do, cake me ?
 Snowta: It's called parchment paper, you rube!
 Himesama: If you are real expert your cake won't even stick to the sides!
 Teechur: Stop taking pictures of my wife doing the same goddamn thing that I specifically told her NOT to do time and time again.
 piranharama: @Air Biscuit Some people just want to watch the world burn.
Image 185452   06-15-17   Uploaded by    Peddy Tenderglass
 LKoroton: psychedelic rorschach
Image 185451   06-15-17   Uploaded by    Phum Munts
 Wooden Spoon: @a robot: if this guy can afford a Dyson "bladeless" fan he could afford central air and a solar array to power it.
 Prumbo: @Air Biscuit holy loly
 RalphyNoPants: Now you're thinking with portals.
 a robot: This doesn't seem like a bad idea in the summer in a house with no AC. If only I could afford a fucking Dyson
 FabricMan: Luke... I am your father!
 Ulillillia: vvv @TheExplainer's alt account
 Air Biscuit: Humans get too hot sitting infront of computers for extended periods of time amd require external air cooling.
 Sadbot: Enhance...enhance...analogue-style
Image 185450   06-15-17   Uploaded by    m o l e m a n
 ArchStanton: So we're just posting ripoffs of Demitri Martin now?
 Spazstatic: :)
 Air Biscuit: Meh.
Image 185449   06-15-17   Uploaded by    Alaskan
 Mr Bleak: @a robot So that in the event of a mass epidemic, you don't have to remove the shirt to be inoculated. Forward planning, you see!
 Mr Bleak: @a robot So that in the event of a mass epidemic, you don't have to remove the shirt to be inoculated. Forward planning, you see!
 Jabberwikket: @Mr. Shine, buildings for scale
 Mr. Shine: @KrazyKat @Mr. Butt And again I have an irrational curiosity about her height.
 Himesama: @a robot As a Mexican it's always been stylish thing to do. Danm festival chicks steal everything.
 a robot: Shirts with exposed shoulders seems be a burgeoning fashion trend these days. I have yet to understand why
 KrazyKat: And I still don't know why.
 Mr. Butt: SHE'S BACK!
Image 185448   06-15-17   Uploaded by    NFLitGirl
 Dr Awkward: Lucy was a real fucking beautiful person. There, I said it.
 Teechur: @FabricMan I wish it only cost 5 cents....
 FabricMan: Republican health care plan
 Ihminen: The doctor just is...
Image 185447   06-15-17   Uploaded by    waynelord
 Wooden Spoon: @apoxia: I dress "at" him all the time. Also, "Lisa needs braces"
 apoxia: Has anyone successfully dressed at Homer?
 apoxia: @Side Boob Dental Plan!
 wolfpk: The effects of working at the Nuclear power plant for so many years are starting to show.
 bug: These are even better than Strongbad costume attempts
 Ulillillia: Bart get out I'm piss
 Side Boob: Lisa needs braces!
 Shay: maaarrrgggeeeee ur breakin mah heart
 Ihminen: homor simsin
 piranharama: It's Dark Homer fo sure
 Sadbot: "Just like Bart" -Matt Groening
 Peach: Each more horrifying than the last.
Image 185446   06-15-17   Uploaded by    usernamee
 deeeeeeeez: Haha anyone successfully dressed as Marge?
 Spazstatic: This kills the planet
Image 185445   06-15-17   Uploaded by    grid
 apoxia: Bird is young. He will pay for it when he gets older.
 Dr Awkward: And we wonder why the American health care system is overburdened.
 Ulillillia: Replace butter with pizza and bird with me
 SomeCanadian: Fun Fact: I'm not actually alive.
 Peach: By Nedroid (aka Anthony Clark)
 VoR: Buttering all the time
 Mr. Butt: exceptional username/upload combo
Image 185444   06-15-17   Uploaded by    grandma
 apoxia: It's what now?
 wolfpk: Loom at all our new signs.
 jochenau: Someone got bored at Take Your Daughter to Work Day.
 SomeCanadian: Maybe it's new?
 VoR: More are buffering
Image 185443   06-15-17   Uploaded by    fidelcastro
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