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272830  Dr. Bathroom: I like the Windows 95 font.

272839  Not A Bot: really want to beleive this is an art student carrying his portfolio.

272844  Dr. Bathroom: Cock cock cock cock cock and vagina High School!

272854  Sadbot: I always think of the arch as the gateway to the True Midwest, welcome to 500 states that are all corn and a million casseroles

272807  Teechur: His trunk will stay clean. Oh, wait. I see rolled up jeans. He probably drives a pristine 4x4 with leather interior and "off-roads" onto fields to park at flea markets where he shops for hipster crap.

272814  Teechur: Should we put Old Bay Village seasoning on it?

272819  AdaMan: Cheese. It gives you ideas.

272845  Teechur: Rad for MAD magazine, but BAD for microposting it.....

272851  Teechur: @Off Topic I'd pay a nickel for a family portrait and include it with our Christmas cards this year.

272846  dangerkeith3000: This picture is almost as awesome as the cannibalism pros and cons discourse on #272816

272836  dangerkeith3000: Never bring a knife to a gun fight.

272838  dangerkeith3000: My cousin's boyfriend has a huge truck with the license plate "LIL MAN". Granted he *is* 5'4"...

272849  dangerkeith3000: Dinochicken

272837  Snow Plow: little pink hound dogs for you and me

272854  sparename: I lost my polarising fil.ter

272847  Eleftheros: @Sadbot I woulda thought it was the nazi-killer reputation for the 1940s models rolling over on German roads

272851  Off Topic: I think I'd pay for one of these.

272848  Korrok: Korrok approves.

272816  dangerkeith3000: @fanny Possibly. Though how lean the cut of human flesh is and the age of it would probably matter more, I'm guessing.

272796  antipatterns: at least its not bowsette

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272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272681 Mr Bleak: Masterblaster: One man, one cat, and one chicken enter. One cat leaves.

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272774 Sadbot: Comrade @TurkeyVultureTed gets right to the heart of the issue, though

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272816 dangerkeith3000: @fanny Possibly. Though how lean the cut of human flesh is and the age of it would probably matter more, I'm guessing.

272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.



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Score:
126
 
 Wooden Spoon: @Air Biscuit: DON'T USE TEFLON NON-STICK, ITS A PROVEN CARCINOGEN.
 Jabberwikket: What are you going to do, cake me ?
 Snowta: It's called parchment paper, you rube!
 Himesama: If you are real expert your cake won't even stick to the sides!
 Teechur: Stop taking pictures of my wife doing the same goddamn thing that I specifically told her NOT to do time and time again.
 piranharama: @Air Biscuit Some people just want to watch the world burn.
 bug: TRIGGER WARNING, Jesus
 Air Biscuit: DONT USE A METAL KNIFE! YOURE GOING TO SCRATCH THE TEFLON NONSTICK!!
Image 185452   06-15-17   Uploaded by    Peddy Tenderglass
Score:
183
 
 LKoroton: psychedelic rorschach
Image 185451   06-15-17   Uploaded by    Phum Munts
Score:
506
 
 Wooden Spoon: @a robot: if this guy can afford a Dyson "bladeless" fan he could afford central air and a solar array to power it.
 Prumbo: @Air Biscuit holy loly
 RalphyNoPants: Now you're thinking with portals.
 a robot: This doesn't seem like a bad idea in the summer in a house with no AC. If only I could afford a fucking Dyson
 FabricMan: Luke... I am your father!
 Ulillillia: vvv @TheExplainer's alt account
 Air Biscuit: Humans get too hot sitting infront of computers for extended periods of time amd require external air cooling.
 Sadbot: Enhance...enhance...analogue-style
Image 185450   06-15-17   Uploaded by    m o l e m a n
Score:
239
 
 ArchStanton: So we're just posting ripoffs of Demitri Martin now?
 Spazstatic: :)
 Air Biscuit: Meh.
Image 185449   06-15-17   Uploaded by    Alaskan
Score:
125
 
 Mr Bleak: @a robot So that in the event of a mass epidemic, you don't have to remove the shirt to be inoculated. Forward planning, you see!
 Mr Bleak: @a robot So that in the event of a mass epidemic, you don't have to remove the shirt to be inoculated. Forward planning, you see!
 Jabberwikket: @Mr. Shine, buildings for scale
 Mr. Shine: @KrazyKat @Mr. Butt And again I have an irrational curiosity about her height.
 Himesama: @a robot As a Mexican it's always been stylish thing to do. Danm festival chicks steal everything.
 a robot: Shirts with exposed shoulders seems be a burgeoning fashion trend these days. I have yet to understand why
 KrazyKat: And I still don't know why.
 Mr. Butt: SHE'S BACK!
Image 185448   06-15-17   Uploaded by    NFLitGirl
Score:
404
 
 zoso: Lucy was a real fucking beautiful person. There, I said it.
 Teechur: @FabricMan I wish it only cost 5 cents....
 FabricMan: Republican health care plan
 Ihminen: The doctor just is...
Image 185447   06-15-17   Uploaded by    waynelord
Score:
507
 
 Wooden Spoon: @apoxia: I dress "at" him all the time. Also, "Lisa needs braces"
 apoxia: Has anyone successfully dressed at Homer?
 apoxia: @Side Boob Dental Plan!
 wolfpk: The effects of working at the Nuclear power plant for so many years are starting to show.
 bug: These are even better than Strongbad costume attempts
 Ulillillia: Bart get out I'm piss
 Side Boob: Lisa needs braces!
 Shay: maaarrrgggeeeee ur breakin mah heart
 Ihminen: homor simsin
 Mr. Butt: EGGS FOR BART
 piranharama: It's Dark Homer fo sure
 Sadbot: "Just like Bart" -Matt Groening
 Peach: Each more horrifying than the last.
Image 185446   06-15-17   Uploaded by    usernamee
Score:
130
 
 deeeeeeeez: Haha anyone successfully dressed as Marge?
 Spazstatic: This kills the planet
Image 185445   06-15-17   Uploaded by    grid
Score:
619
 
 apoxia: Bird is young. He will pay for it when he gets older.
 Jason Steak: And we wonder why the American health care system is overburdened.
 Ulillillia: Replace butter with pizza and bird with me
 SomeCanadian: Fun Fact: I'm not actually alive.
 Peach: By Nedroid (aka Anthony Clark)
 camellia: Buttering all the time
 Mr. Butt: exceptional username/upload combo
Image 185444   06-15-17   Uploaded by    grandma
Score:
276
 
 apoxia: It's what now?
 wolfpk: Loom at all our new signs.
 jochenau: Someone got bored at Take Your Daughter to Work Day.
 SomeCanadian: Maybe it's new?
 durian: More are buffering
Image 185443   06-15-17   Uploaded by    fidelcastro
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