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273221  Not A Bot: I prefer Lock, Shock and Barrel

273115  WannaBee: You have a house phone?

273126  WannaBee: Over dramatic cat just wants to be fed.

273140  WannaBee: He's probably wondering why someone's taking a picture of him eating.

273239  Amiga 1000: I like corm.

273158  WannaBee: @fanny Don't forget Betamax!

273159  WannaBee: @Sadbot Well yeah, I've always wondered how robots shower.

273165  WannaBee: If I'm running, you better run too.

273179  WannaBee: Another one bites the dust?

273213  tears as lube: Despite the geometry, would.

273233  Korrok: I can dig it.

273230  tib gubb: am house

273236  tib gubb: oh, so that's what all the fuss is about

273215  Yam: Swanky Granny

273237  Whatever: Or maybe they are just stalkers aspiring to be like Kavanaugh

273207  Teechur: Award for Good Doggo

273231  BavidDowie: Do you like apples?

273232  BavidDowie: Ew! It was full of blood!

273238  BavidDowie: Long Distance mlem

273233  some guy : @james phrasing

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273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272882 charlemagne: @Mr. Butt wait till you see how he looks post ketamin

272992 ignatz: .. I have no idea why that's cool tho..

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 tib gubb: evan knows what's up
 Amy Housewine: Evan got such a beating.
 Teechur: Plot twist: Evan is still in the womb.
 dangerous dave: @dangerkeith3000 Drop him off at the fire station with *this* note pinned to him; that ought to do it.
 Ulillillia: Evan can't even
 hanky: Little Evan's getting put up adoption. Drop him off a fire station with a note pinned to him.
 A duck: evan wants to be batman but isn't gonna wait around for somebody else to ice his parents
 MikeWhiskey: Listen to Evan, Mum... he sounds fucking LOCO.
Image 185407   06-15-17   Uploaded by    skillet
 a robot: That is probably not what Lindsey Lohan looked like in 1990.
 violentwrath: Don't forget to drink it HOT.
 A duck: Also botox, less unflattering lighting, photoshop, and help from Lola VFX for his movie work.
 Nopetology: BRB- gotta go snort some Earl Grey tea..
 ASTER: Lindsay Lohan OWNED on the WEB. Bold new territory is tread when an image roasts THIS sacred cow.
Image 185406   06-15-17   Uploaded by    sports
 sylveon: @dangerkeith3000 my sides hurt
 apoxia: Do not want
 Colbo Mundus: For happy bikers (y'know: always smiling, flies between their chompers...)
 Air Biscuit: I should take out a life insurance policy on my wife.
 Mutato Nomine: NOOOOOOOOOPE
 FabricMan: And so I removed every one of my chompers with a pair of pliers. It was the only way to be sure
 madmax1: My spidey sense is minty
 DerMantis: And that's the story of why I needed dentures at 34
 Scoo: heh heh u can't see me
Image 185405   06-15-17   Uploaded by    Horatio
 Mr Shifty: You wish
 dragon horn: Theres always hope
 million laffs: Yet another 'period piece'.
 dingding: @NoRagrets unless actually dying. Not sure I can allow deathhorn. Double H looks bad too.
 NoRagrets: Periodhorn
Image 185404   06-15-17   Uploaded by    flushpuppy
 FireBreathingMarmot: (frantically capying faxt into spongbob notbook)
 Mr. Butt: @Ihminen maybe never. only the Queen is allowed to eat the swans.
 Mr Shifty: tEn faCks ABooot riCharD DOrkwiNs
 Albo Grungus: How dare you say this about the girl from Harry Potter!
 Shay: Friends don't let friends drink and Facebook.
 cenecia: 11.Was born in Kenya --- 12. He's insufferable on Twitter, but The Selfish Gene was actually a pretty good book.
 Ihminen: @Mr. Butt haha when will you find out if he's inedible or not?
 Ihminen: oh no... maybe its best we don't upload pictures of this guy here people get angry and it messes with this site's vibe
 Mr. Butt: @Knice :D
 Knice: @Mr. Butt This is fucking hilarious. "his face just look like that" Lord help me; I'm sweating.
 Mr. Butt: (I thought I made the text bigger. Live and learn, I guess)
Image 185403   06-15-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
 Dan Tagonistic: Propane is a hell of a drug
 Yam: Kendrick Lamar - Swimming Pools (if anyone was wondering)
 kornisjon: I don't totally get it, but I think it's rad.
 trelyate: BWAAAAHHH!
 DeeeeeeeezNutz: I have no clue what is going on with this and I'm not embarrassed. I'll have to BAD for defacing Hank Hill's image, I tell ya hwut.
 Chile Quornwrap: Fade daf
 DarkTeddy: Livin life in propane tanks
 fakeusername: why you babysittin' only two or three shots, imma show you how to turn the grill up a notch
 Mr. Butt: i don't feel well
 Knice: The fuck. Did I just throw a clot? What the hell is going on here?
Image 185402   06-15-17   Uploaded by    Hyphae
 RiderFan: The context for the photo: This is a dog specially trained to comfort witnesses in court.
 a robot: This is a GOOD DOG
 FireBreathingMarmot: oooooh okay
 Ihminen: yup... my dog everytime i take out something even remotely delicious from the fridge
 cenecia: "I know it's not for doggies but what if... like... it WAS for doggies this time?"
 A duck: Wanna pet that dog
 magicmormon: Looooove, look at the two of us ... strangers, in many ways...
Image 185401   06-15-17   Uploaded by    RiderFan
 SpaceCow: To everything K-Car related anyways.
 Teechur: @Mutato Nomine Who died and made YOU the Kerning Kernel? Who am I to question? Oh, just the Leading Leader. That's all...
 Mutato Nomine: Some of the worst kerning I've ever seen.
 Micro Jackson: Or, just the DOORWAY TO HELL!!!!
 Teechur: @Scoo Not on my '66 Tradesman van. 4 different keys.
 San DoDo: This key is 42
 Soy Peso: Key me!
 Scoo: Thanks, Chrysler!
Image 185400   06-15-17   Uploaded by    Porbo Mellus
 hajjpodge: Punching Nazis is always a good thing and does not make you as bad as them. Just a reminder, the Communists and Socialists fought the Nazis in the streets while the Social Democrats tried to debate them in the Reichstag. Ultimately their reluctance to fight cost Germany and Europe dearly.
 jazzjunkie: Backpfeifengesicht
 Horatio: Huh, socialism /DOES/ work.
 funny in the wall: i know we all want to punch this nazi fuck, but please do not stoop to the level of his inexplicably moist vape enthusiast followers
Image 185399   06-15-17   Uploaded by    Catcat
 SpaceCow: @Skaalar That Little Ceasars offers anything other than their deep dish is a testament to the dunning krueger effect.
 Skaalar: @Robespierre Dat deep dish tho.
 watwatwat: I could dig the toppings, but NOT from Little Seizures.
Image 185398   06-15-17   Uploaded by    wolfpupy
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