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262241  ThoughtlessGentleman: sentient rice.

262247  ThoughtlessGentleman: whoa! how im here again?!

262264  TurkeyVultureTed: Sooo happy.

262273  eevee: Looks stoned af lol

261897  Mr Bleak: @square44 Only if it's before 5:30PM #261898

261899  Mr Bleak: When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit. Because the toilet will fall out all over the road.

261900  Mr Bleak: @apoxia We do it all the time: teachers get annoyed if you refer to what they do as "lies to children" but that is exacty what it is: each year they tell you "We told you last year that ... but it's more complicated than that, it's really ...". For example "matter is made of atoms", "ah, atoms are made of protons, neutrons and electrons", "ah, they are made of quarks", "ah, no, they don't really orbit ...", and then you end up with lectures on "the effective mass of a hole" and it all gets really weird ... We need to lie to children in small ways, because the world is too complicated for them to understand straight away. Sorry, should have found a way to make that funny. Um ... (insert fart gag here)

261908  Mr Bleak: Black Panther sequel looking good!

261922  Mr Bleak: @dangerkeith3000 That's why it's made of wood - it'll burn to indicate a fire is present.

262177  Bohab: Context is important, you're very unlikely to be killed by a cow in the ocean

262225  Bohab: I feel less insane knowing it's not just me

261925  Mr Bleak: @Butcherboy It was snoozing.

261934  Mr Bleak: And I see the cats as "cute floof", "cute floof", "cute floof", "cute floof", "cute floof", "cute floof", "cute floof", "cute floof", and "cute floof".

262272  Fuzzpot: Young Michael Bay directs his first TMNT movie.

262272  berlin: GO NINJA GO NINJA GO!

262272  rockkstar: This porn has a young director.

262272  brown tony: "HEY YOU, DO NOT MAKE CUCUMBER!!"

261935  Mr Bleak: @Zarathustra Probably an iFruit.

261939  Mr Bleak: Has anyone seen my car? I left it here someplace ... #261940

262258  Warrax: Googly eyes make everything better?

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261949 Felicity: Pigloaf

262235 UltraBeverly: I'm just glad it has a USB connection?!?

262157 Felicity: @raditzu Well, she is an Amazon...

262103 Felicity: The border on the National Geographic cover gets thicker every year

262160 Felicity: @Prostata It's like Kinski from Nightbreed

262107 Felicity: No heartbeat, you fork

261978 Amy Housewine: No I'm fairly sure 'aligator' means 'crocodile'.

262084 Felicity: @VeeKay Jean Baptiste Emanuel Zorg

262172 Teechur: It's like I'm looking into my own soul.

261976 antipatterns: isn't even better than Polar fercrissakes



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Score:
445
 
 tib gubb: evan knows what's up
 Amy Housewine: Evan got such a beating.
 Teechur: Plot twist: Evan is still in the womb.
 dangerous dave: @dangerkeith3000 Drop him off at the fire station with *this* note pinned to him; that ought to do it.
 Ulillillia: Evan can't even
 hanky: Little Evan's getting put up adoption. Drop him off a fire station with a note pinned to him.
 A duck: evan wants to be batman but isn't gonna wait around for somebody else to ice his parents
 MikeWhiskey: Listen to Evan, Mum... he sounds fucking LOCO.
Image 185407   06-15-17   Uploaded by    skillet
Score:
551
 
 a robot: That is probably not what Lindsey Lohan looked like in 1990.
 violentwrath: Don't forget to drink it HOT.
 A duck: Also botox, less unflattering lighting, photoshop, and help from Lola VFX for his movie work.
 Nopetology: BRB- gotta go snort some Earl Grey tea..
 ASTER: Lindsay Lohan OWNED on the WEB. Bold new territory is tread when an image roasts THIS sacred cow.
Image 185406   06-15-17   Uploaded by    sports
Score:
546
 
 sylveon: @dangerkeith3000 my sides hurt
 apoxia: Do not want
 Colbo Mundus: For happy bikers (y'know: always smiling, flies between their chompers...)
 Air Biscuit: I should take out a life insurance policy on my wife.
 Mutato Nomine: NOOOOOOOOOPE
 FabricMan: And so I removed every one of my chompers with a pair of pliers. It was the only way to be sure
 madmax1: My spidey sense is minty
 DerMantis: And that's the story of why I needed dentures at 34
 Scoo: heh heh u can't see me
Image 185405   06-15-17   Uploaded by    Horatio
Score:
635
 
 Mr Shifty: You wish
 dragon horn: Theres always hope
 million laffs: Yet another 'period piece'.
 VoR: @NoRagrets unless actually dying. Not sure I can allow deathhorn. Double H looks bad too.
 NoRagrets: Periodhorn
Image 185404   06-15-17   Uploaded by    flushpuppy
Score:
685
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: (frantically capying faxt into spongbob notbook)
 Mr. Butt: @Ihminen maybe never. only the Queen is allowed to eat the swans.
 Mr Shifty: tEn faCks ABooot riCharD DOrkwiNs
 Albo Grungus: How dare you say this about the girl from Harry Potter!
 Shay: Friends don't let friends drink and Facebook.
 cenecia: 11.Was born in Kenya --- 12. He's insufferable on Twitter, but The Selfish Gene was actually a pretty good book.
 Ihminen: @Mr. Butt haha when will you find out if he's inedible or not?
 Ihminen: oh no... maybe its best we don't upload pictures of this guy here people get angry and it messes with this site's vibe
 Mr. Butt: @Knice :D
 Knice: @Mr. Butt This is fucking hilarious. "his face just look like that" Lord help me; I'm sweating.
 Mr. Butt: (I thought I made the text bigger. Live and learn, I guess)
Image 185403   06-15-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Score:
447
 
 Dan Tagonistic: Propane is a hell of a drug
 Yam: Kendrick Lamar - Swimming Pools (if anyone was wondering)
 kornisjon: I don't totally get it, but I think it's rad.
 trelyate: BWAAAAHHH!
 DeeeeeeeezNutz: I have no clue what is going on with this and I'm not embarrassed. I'll have to BAD for defacing Hank Hill's image, I tell ya hwut.
 VoR: Fade daf
 DarkTeddy: Livin life in propane tanks
 fakeusername: why you babysittin' only two or three shots, imma show you how to turn the grill up a notch
 Mr. Butt: i don't feel well
 Knice: The fuck. Did I just throw a clot? What the hell is going on here?
Image 185402   06-15-17   Uploaded by    Hyphae
Score:
910
 
 RiderFan: The context for the photo: This is a dog specially trained to comfort witnesses in court.
 a robot: This is a GOOD DOG
 FireBreathingMarmot: oooooh okay
 Ihminen: yup... my dog everytime i take out something even remotely delicious from the fridge
 cenecia: "I know it's not for doggies but what if... like... it WAS for doggies this time?"
 A duck: Wanna pet that dog
 magicmormon: Looooove, look at the two of us ... strangers, in many ways...
Image 185401   06-15-17   Uploaded by    RiderFan
Score:
323
 
 SpaceCow: To everything K-Car related anyways.
 Teechur: @Mutato Nomine Who died and made YOU the Kerning Kernel? Who am I to question? Oh, just the Leading Leader. That's all...
 Mutato Nomine: Some of the worst kerning I've ever seen.
 Micro Jackson: Or, just the DOORWAY TO HELL!!!!
 Teechur: @Scoo Not on my '66 Tradesman van. 4 different keys.
 San DoDo: This key is 42
 VoR: Key me!
 Scoo: Thanks, Chrysler!
Image 185400   06-15-17   Uploaded by    Porbo Mellus
Score:
765
 
 hajjpodge: Punching Nazis is always a good thing and does not make you as bad as them. Just a reminder, the Communists and Socialists fought the Nazis in the streets while the Social Democrats tried to debate them in the Reichstag. Ultimately their reluctance to fight cost Germany and Europe dearly.
 jazzjunkie: Backpfeifengesicht
 Horatio: Huh, socialism /DOES/ work.
 funny in the wall: i know we all want to punch this nazi fuck, but please do not stoop to the level of his inexplicably moist vape enthusiast followers
Image 185399   06-15-17   Uploaded by    Catcat
Score:
147
 
 SpaceCow: @Skaalar That Little Ceasars offers anything other than their deep dish is a testament to the dunning krueger effect.
 Skaalar: @Robespierre Dat deep dish tho.
 watwatwat: I could dig the toppings, but NOT from Little Seizures.
Image 185398   06-15-17   Uploaded by    wolfpupy
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