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215998  Relp: This traffic signal is cheating at "Red Light, Green Light".

215938  Yurishiro: Psssst...

215997  Derp Herpigan: Or even better is when you have to play a bootlegged game because the developers decided not to export out of their native country for whatever the reason.

215983  penguinslovebananas: Steam will trigger either type. Optical or ionization (ie. radioactive) since it effects both the optical clarity and the electric charge of the air around the detector.

215998  Derp Herpigan: Cuz you're stop and you're go, you're yes and you're no..

216003  dingding: My all time favorite caption for this picture has got to be 'Which episode of Breaking Bad is this from?'

215986  Korrok: Korrok approves...

216000  Derp Herpigan: @sports some stores like to change Black Friday into Blackout Friday. Especially if immediately following a strong ice storm.

216003  Derp Herpigan: @Pingu IRL so has Dobby it seems.

215989  Minnesotan: Dr Doom toots as he pleases!

216003  Pingu IRL: Harry has really let himself go.

215925  Prostata: lol dongs

215985  Derp Herpigan: TMW you find yourself in Sharks' territory and you are a Jets fan.

215936  Prostata: party hard

215989  bug: No doot.

215990  bug: @rockkstar I walk my dog in order to meet other dogs. People are generally disappointing.

216003  pirate: Why is dude BBQ'ing in a Boyz 2 Men outfit?

215991  bug: That's not how you wear knee pads.

215970  Prostata: he's the party Bard. Singing magical songs to give +1 THAC0

215998  Starry Lemon: I'm getting some mixed signals, guys.

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215782 Felicity: Id like to solve the puzzle

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215898 El Barto: *Sharpie sounds* IAM GOODENOUGH

215785 Otterman: And you have the devil's curly hair!

215791 Felicity: Many Shubs and Zuuls knew what it was to roast in the depths of a Sloar that day I can tell you

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Score:
522
 
 Felicity: *(burp)*
 Mr. Shine: @Otterman Yeah, man. "Free to be you and me" you know? Plenty of room on this planet for folks to like different shows.
 dangerous dave: @Mr. Shine Me, I just wish it was a show. At all. Like, ever again, after the first episode of season three.
 Otterman: @Mr. Shine We still cool?
 Otterman: @Mr. Shine You! I am appalled that you do not like what I like!
 Mr. Shine: "Tell us what you thought of this" I wish it was a better show.
Image 185387   06-15-17   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
443
 
 Entertainmentalist: When these PSA-things were deployed around campus, many wound-up having the "not" and "but I talked with the one who did" crossed-out. That made them pretty accurate.
 bug: Just Talk About It at the ICUP
 SpaceCow: "She said she couldn't remember it so chalk up a win to alcohol."
Image 185386   06-15-17   Uploaded by    Bro Bro
Score:
132
 
 piranharama: Summon the power of Santa to pick up the kids from soccer practice!
 wolfpk: The pentagram in Australia.
 A duck: When you wanna be a Satanist but you're not good at things
 karmakat: everyone is entitled to their protections.
 Bluetocracy: Don't you need five Elements around a circle to perform the ritual, not one with a circle?
Image 185385   06-15-17   Uploaded by    DOW
Score:
130
 
 karmakat: STOP DROOLING, you are 'stalactite'"ing" in there...
 Bluetocracy: do his sharts create shartcicles?
 dangerkeith3000: FINISH HIM
Image 185384   06-15-17   Uploaded by    pisspig
Score:
208
 
 Felicity: The city clerk has nice handwriting
 Coolguy: Is this Ekamouse's child?
 Teechur: Hey! @jazzjunkie! Did you just give me the finger(s)?!
 jazzjunkie: @Teechur [polydactyl'd]
 Teechur: @dangerkeith3000 And dacted yet one more time.
 bug: and an April Fool's Day birthdate no less.
 Off Topic: Mom was on the good painkillers when giving birth.
 dangerkeith3000: [redacted]
 jazzjunkie: Ringdingdiddyiddyumdumda!
Image 185383   06-15-17   Uploaded by    aeroaero
Score:
647
 
 Aufziehvogel: Astronaut skull always rad
 A duck: The origins of Skullnado?
 Otterman: Radded for cyber skeleton in the sea
 SpaceCow: "Wait a minute, I'm dead! That means I don't need oxygen."
 annterland: Deep sea dootery
 jazzjunkie: Ze visor, it doez nothing!
Image 185382   06-15-17   Uploaded by    ashton
Score:
321
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: i hear they will soon develop the technology to put it on the side
 tib gubb: how could i not choose giga death
 sparename: @White Rice I was more 80's... together with The Palace in Hulme(?) they shared chefs... I wish I could eat spicy then like I can eat spicy now
 White Rice: @sparename dang it, you got me interested with that information, and apparently that was in the 70's (or at least when it went by that name, saw lots of references to '72 & '79). With something named after the owner, you know it's got to be absurd.
 sparename: Manchester Plaza Curry House years ago went something like :- Mild, Hot, Very Hot, Killer, Suicide, Charlie Special.. If you finished a Suicide you got a T-shirt, if you finished a Charlie Special I think you got Knighted
 White Rice: @dangerkeith3000 then you don't truly respect your butthole.
 dangerkeith3000: I respect my butthole too much to get anything spicier than 'extra spicy'
 Nopetology: Mmmm.. It was a good death, and my sinuses will be clear for hours.
 Ihminen: mega death is my favorite thrash metal ramen
 Derp Herpigan: Mega death, giga death, terra death, peta death, exa death, zetta death, yotta death
 SgtScaredFrog: I've never gotten the obsession with chilies, but I guess I do like using enough wasabi to simulate being tear-gassed, so I don't judge
 Knice: You know what you did; Get the fuck out, Cold Noodle.
 Nopetology: Think I'll go make some death for breakfast..
Image 185381   06-15-17   Uploaded by    Wolfy21
Score:
660
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: it would be so much easier for everyone if dog owners just ate dog food
 A duck: "I'm a dog and don't know that I'm not supposed to like Little Caesar's!"
 tib gubb: forgive me padre, for i have sinned
 SgtScaredFrog: WANT
 Knice: It looks like that doggo's being punished: "Look at this piece of crappy pizza, Dexter! LOOK AT IT!!!" :-(
Image 185380   06-15-17   Uploaded by    MikeWhiskey
Score:
233
 
 Otterman: (Cries and turns knob to left)
Image 185379   06-15-17   Uploaded by    Bad Dad
Score:
307
 
 wolfpk: I read that as weed love.
 Derp Herpigan: @Scoo that's my dancing name. You have to at least 18 to attend.
 Scoo: @Scoo "Buddy Hardpenis"?
 Scoo: [Butt] "e" [Heart] [Penis]
 FabricMan: w e m b
 Mr. Shine: "We *heart* *phallus*"
 WaffleIron: Who keeps the metric system down?
Image 185378   06-15-17   Uploaded by    HighCactus
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