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258225  MasterTwig: No you're not.

258230  bookcase: This may be a stupid question, but is this from a video game? If not, what is it? Looks like a render.

258177  dangerkeith3000: HAHAHA

258178  dangerkeith3000: How else do you fucking use a phone?

258179  dangerkeith3000: I can't will till I vote that sonuvabitch out of office. BEATO 2018!!!

258182  dangerkeith3000: He's about to fight King Hippo.

258190  dangerkeith3000: Somebody once told me that people taste a bit like pork, yet babies are more fishy tasting.

258217  Mr. Shine: @VoR @Solemn LOTS of pinkeye, though. Just lots.

258192  dangerkeith3000: Deadpool.

258194  dangerkeith3000: They should have eaten all the evidence.

258223  Mr. Shine: He can hear a bag of chips open from ten houses away!

258201  dangerkeith3000: I hate his politics, his a horrible actor, but his memes are GOLD.

258206  dangerkeith3000: Now you gotta wash your hands BEFORE using the bathroom!

258215  dangerkeith3000: NSFW

258218  dangerkeith3000: Both are doable.

258219  dangerkeith3000: Mission: Impossible

258221  dangerkeith3000: I blame chopsticks.

258224  dangerkeith3000: lololol

258226  dangerkeith3000: Oatmeal raisin cookies are sooooo good.

258233  hot hot dog: This girl let me hold her puppy today. The dog fell asleep in my arms and I about died from the cuteness!

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258041 DrNinjaman: Tonight, we drink!

258111 Annoying Vegan : This is wasteful.

258079 Robespierre: Team building exercises suck

258009 Astanapan: wikiHow to run first because until you learn how to bend your knees you're getting nowhere fast.

258006 tib gubb: he can powerwalk as fast or slow as he wants; he's already won.

257995 Passive: The pain is real

258106 Jaunty Shrimp: Worst. Font. Ever.

258098 Robespierre: @Felicity I looked it up - it's "Fontius Pilate"

258044 DrNinjaman: "SPACE GHOST, COME OUT FOR YOUR WEEKLY BEATING!"

258089 DrNinjaman: Do the eagles have large talons?



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Score:
522
 
 flushpuppy: *(burp)*
 Mr. Shine: @Otterman Yeah, man. "Free to be you and me" you know? Plenty of room on this planet for folks to like different shows.
 dangerous dave: @Mr. Shine Me, I just wish it was a show. At all. Like, ever again, after the first episode of season three.
 Otterman: @Mr. Shine We still cool?
 Otterman: @Mr. Shine You! I am appalled that you do not like what I like!
 Mr. Shine: "Tell us what you thought of this" I wish it was a better show.
Image 185387   06-15-17   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
443
 
 Entertainmentalist: When these PSA-things were deployed around campus, many wound-up having the "not" and "but I talked with the one who did" crossed-out. That made them pretty accurate.
 bug: Just Talk About It at the ICUP
 SpaceCow: "She said she couldn't remember it so chalk up a win to alcohol."
Image 185386   06-15-17   Uploaded by    Bro Bro
Score:
132
 
 piranharama: Summon the power of Santa to pick up the kids from soccer practice!
 wolfpk: The pentagram in Australia.
 A duck: When you wanna be a Satanist but you're not good at things
 karmakat: everyone is entitled to their protections.
 Bluetocracy: Don't you need five Elements around a circle to perform the ritual, not one with a circle?
Image 185385   06-15-17   Uploaded by    DOW
Score:
130
 
 karmakat: STOP DROOLING, you are 'stalactite'"ing" in there...
 Bluetocracy: do his sharts create shartcicles?
 crappypants: FINISH HIM
Image 185384   06-15-17   Uploaded by    pisspig
Score:
208
 
 macrocosm: The city clerk has nice handwriting
 Coolguy: Is this Ekamouse's child?
 Teechur: Hey! @jazzjunkie! Did you just give me the finger(s)?!
 jazzjunkie: @Teechur [polydactyl'd]
 Teechur: @dangerkeith3000 And dacted yet one more time.
 bug: and an April Fool's Day birthdate no less.
 Off Topic: Mom was on the good painkillers when giving birth.
 jonz: [redacted]
 jazzjunkie: Ringdingdiddyiddyumdumda!
Image 185383   06-15-17   Uploaded by    aeroaero
Score:
647
 
 huskyboy: Astronaut skull always rad
 A duck: The origins of Skullnado?
 Otterman: Radded for cyber skeleton in the sea
 SpaceCow: "Wait a minute, I'm dead! That means I don't need oxygen."
 annterland: Deep sea dootery
 jazzjunkie: Ze visor, it doez nothing!
Image 185382   06-15-17   Uploaded by    ashton
Score:
321
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: i hear they will soon develop the technology to put it on the side
 tib gubb: how could i not choose giga death
 sparename: @White Rice I was more 80's... together with The Palace in Hulme(?) they shared chefs... I wish I could eat spicy then like I can eat spicy now
 White Rice: @sparename dang it, you got me interested with that information, and apparently that was in the 70's (or at least when it went by that name, saw lots of references to '72 & '79). With something named after the owner, you know it's got to be absurd.
 sparename: Manchester Plaza Curry House years ago went something like :- Mild, Hot, Very Hot, Killer, Suicide, Charlie Special.. If you finished a Suicide you got a T-shirt, if you finished a Charlie Special I think you got Knighted
 White Rice: @dangerkeith3000 then you don't truly respect your butthole.
 Jack Daniels: I respect my butthole too much to get anything spicier than 'extra spicy'
 Nopetology: Mmmm.. It was a good death, and my sinuses will be clear for hours.
 Ihminen: mega death is my favorite thrash metal ramen
 Derp Herpigan: Mega death, giga death, terra death, peta death, exa death, zetta death, yotta death
 SgtScaredFrog: I've never gotten the obsession with chilies, but I guess I do like using enough wasabi to simulate being tear-gassed, so I don't judge
 Knice: You know what you did; Get the fuck out, Cold Noodle.
 Nopetology: Think I'll go make some death for breakfast..
Image 185381   06-15-17   Uploaded by    Wolfy21
Score:
660
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: it would be so much easier for everyone if dog owners just ate dog food
 A duck: "I'm a dog and don't know that I'm not supposed to like Little Caesar's!"
 tib gubb: forgive me padre, for i have sinned
 SgtScaredFrog: WANT
 Knice: It looks like that doggo's being punished: "Look at this piece of crappy pizza, Dexter! LOOK AT IT!!!" :-(
Image 185380   06-15-17   Uploaded by    MikeWhiskey
Score:
233
 
 Otterman: (Cries and turns knob to left)
Image 185379   06-15-17   Uploaded by    Bad Dad
Score:
307
 
 wolfpk: I read that as weed love.
 Derp Herpigan: @Scoo that's my dancing name. You have to at least 18 to attend.
 Scoo: @Scoo "Buddy Hardpenis"?
 Scoo: [Butt] "e" [Heart] [Penis]
 FabricMan: w e m b
 Mr. Shine: "We *heart* *phallus*"
 WaffleIron: Who keeps the metric system down?
Image 185378   06-15-17   Uploaded by    HighCactus
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