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272659  Vault Dweller: Love the zero effort with the carrots

272618  grizzly: Show offs.

272624  Not A Bot: It's usually spelled Mabel

272580  InfiniteZero: Looool @Skinr

272650  skillet: Put a bird on it!

272600  Yam: Questionable Content is my favourite web comic

272631  Yam: @a robot shit, I see it now. Before that it looked like some horrible bat-sugar glider hybrid

272639  Yam: Alright so heres the 411 folks. Say some gangstarr is dissing your fly girl... you just give him one of these!

272640  Yam: @dangerkeith3000 Good to know, Ill check it out... but this one? Baaaad

272617  mom: it's time for web-maniacs, and we're zany to the max...

272646  Off Topic: Piglets downfall was caused by Pooh discovering honey baked ham.

272627  dangerkeith3000: Super RAD

272631  dangerkeith3000: @a robot and here I thought it was genitalia.

272633  dangerkeith3000: I hope she took the baby out of it!

272592  Passive: Can we stop posting this stupid picture? Its bringing out the worst in people

272637  dangerkeith3000: Oh deer!

272594  Passive: Albreadtross

272604  Passive: Dumbshit, just give him the black pencil

272644  KnowLifer: bite the belt that holds you

272608  Passive: A Snack On Titan?

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272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272504 Shay: John Lee Hooker always sweat bullets wherever he was.

272463 copunter: vvv (they're supposedly the red flowers, I guess)

272554 Kaviri: It's your old pal. Ricky Rat!

272423 Sadpygmy: What at pain in the ass

272475 Uncle Phil: I guess a steak is a salad too. Cows are made of plants.

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272540 a sedated moose: @Science isn't that the critter what makes the shit-coffee?

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!



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Score:
522
 
 flushpuppy: *(burp)*
 Mr. Shine: @Otterman Yeah, man. "Free to be you and me" you know? Plenty of room on this planet for folks to like different shows.
 dangerous dave: @Mr. Shine Me, I just wish it was a show. At all. Like, ever again, after the first episode of season three.
 Otterman: @Mr. Shine We still cool?
 Otterman: @Mr. Shine You! I am appalled that you do not like what I like!
 Mr. Shine: "Tell us what you thought of this" I wish it was a better show.
Image 185387   06-15-17   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
443
 
 Entertainmentalist: When these PSA-things were deployed around campus, many wound-up having the "not" and "but I talked with the one who did" crossed-out. That made them pretty accurate.
 bug: Just Talk About It at the ICUP
 SpaceCow: "She said she couldn't remember it so chalk up a win to alcohol."
Image 185386   06-15-17   Uploaded by    Bro Bro
Score:
132
 
 piranharama: Summon the power of Santa to pick up the kids from soccer practice!
 wolfpk: The pentagram in Australia.
 A duck: When you wanna be a Satanist but you're not good at things
 karmakat: everyone is entitled to their protections.
 Bluetocracy: Don't you need five Elements around a circle to perform the ritual, not one with a circle?
Image 185385   06-15-17   Uploaded by    DOW
Score:
130
 
 karmakat: STOP DROOLING, you are 'stalactite'"ing" in there...
 Bluetocracy: do his sharts create shartcicles?
 crappypants: FINISH HIM
Image 185384   06-15-17   Uploaded by    pisspig
Score:
208
 
 macrocosm: The city clerk has nice handwriting
 Coolguy: Is this Ekamouse's child?
 Teechur: Hey! @jazzjunkie! Did you just give me the finger(s)?!
 jazzjunkie: @Teechur [polydactyl'd]
 Teechur: @dangerkeith3000 And dacted yet one more time.
 bug: and an April Fool's Day birthdate no less.
 Off Topic: Mom was on the good painkillers when giving birth.
 jonz: [redacted]
 jazzjunkie: Ringdingdiddyiddyumdumda!
Image 185383   06-15-17   Uploaded by    aeroaero
Score:
647
 
 huskyboy: Astronaut skull always rad
 A duck: The origins of Skullnado?
 Otterman: Radded for cyber skeleton in the sea
 SpaceCow: "Wait a minute, I'm dead! That means I don't need oxygen."
 annterland: Deep sea dootery
 jazzjunkie: Ze visor, it doez nothing!
Image 185382   06-15-17   Uploaded by    ashton
Score:
321
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: i hear they will soon develop the technology to put it on the side
 tib gubb: how could i not choose giga death
 sparename: @White Rice I was more 80's... together with The Palace in Hulme(?) they shared chefs... I wish I could eat spicy then like I can eat spicy now
 White Rice: @sparename dang it, you got me interested with that information, and apparently that was in the 70's (or at least when it went by that name, saw lots of references to '72 & '79). With something named after the owner, you know it's got to be absurd.
 sparename: Manchester Plaza Curry House years ago went something like :- Mild, Hot, Very Hot, Killer, Suicide, Charlie Special.. If you finished a Suicide you got a T-shirt, if you finished a Charlie Special I think you got Knighted
 White Rice: @dangerkeith3000 then you don't truly respect your butthole.
 Jack Daniels: I respect my butthole too much to get anything spicier than 'extra spicy'
 Nopetology: Mmmm.. It was a good death, and my sinuses will be clear for hours.
 Ihminen: mega death is my favorite thrash metal ramen
 Derp Herpigan: Mega death, giga death, terra death, peta death, exa death, zetta death, yotta death
 SgtScaredFrog: I've never gotten the obsession with chilies, but I guess I do like using enough wasabi to simulate being tear-gassed, so I don't judge
 Knice: You know what you did; Get the fuck out, Cold Noodle.
 Nopetology: Think I'll go make some death for breakfast..
Image 185381   06-15-17   Uploaded by    Wolfy21
Score:
660
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: it would be so much easier for everyone if dog owners just ate dog food
 A duck: "I'm a dog and don't know that I'm not supposed to like Little Caesar's!"
 tib gubb: forgive me padre, for i have sinned
 SgtScaredFrog: WANT
 Knice: It looks like that doggo's being punished: "Look at this piece of crappy pizza, Dexter! LOOK AT IT!!!" :-(
Image 185380   06-15-17   Uploaded by    MikeWhiskey
Score:
233
 
 Otterman: (Cries and turns knob to left)
Image 185379   06-15-17   Uploaded by    Bad Dad
Score:
307
 
 wolfpk: I read that as weed love.
 Derp Herpigan: @Scoo that's my dancing name. You have to at least 18 to attend.
 Scoo: @Scoo "Buddy Hardpenis"?
 Scoo: [Butt] "e" [Heart] [Penis]
 FabricMan: w e m b
 Mr. Shine: "We *heart* *phallus*"
 WaffleIron: Who keeps the metric system down?
Image 185378   06-15-17   Uploaded by    HighCactus
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