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268907  ThoughtlessGentleman: "I just shat myself unexpectedly."

268376  Science: @tib gubb: "Distress signal" implies the grass is giving a warning. That smell is the release of chemicals that seal up the cut portion of the plant. That's it. Plants don't have a brain or central nervous system, and therefore, cannot feel pain. They can produce a response to stimuli, but that isn't the same as responding to pain.

268386  Science: @wordjones: "Man Attacked by Babies." It's in Oslo. There are a LOT of weird naked statues in that park.

268903  FabricMan: If it looks like that, you might have dia-BEE-tes

268417  Science: Adam didn't get a job, because employers saw this billboard stunt and immediately determined he makes bad financial decisions.

267848  Mr Bleak: You're a Wizard @Albo Grungus! Now fuck off to Hogwarts.

268903  MrBoffo: Oooohhh - got it down to 1

268535  Science: It does there too. They just cut that off and sell the rest to you.

268878  Shay: Good thing that dog is covered by Aflac.

268899  Shay: DENTAL PLAN

268903  Shay: How?

268904  Shay: Is that Penn?

268903  a robot: Why.

268912  MC Delta T: I want it!

268878  Otterman: This seems like it would be a great ventriloquism act

268802  Science: @Shay: I've got a secondhand apron...

268897  Otterman: Priest hidden behind painting

268893  Science: Step 1...

268750  nathan: came here to post that @caesar

268865  charlemagne: I know this is a big inside joke but I'm choosing not to investigate it

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268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

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268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

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 Skaalar: @fakeusername They assaulted my ears with their jibber jabber first. :P
 kornisjon: I would go there with certain people I know. And no other cinema.
 msmstud: Do you think they'd let me use a water gun? Or throw kooshes?
 Catcat: Prince Charles Cinema, the most sued cinema in UK
 ptrain: Plot twist: the volunteer ninja is actually Prince Charles.
 Teechur: Seems sanitary.
 Knice: Seems like a good way to get stabbed.
 fakeusername: Haha, assault rules!
Image 185368   06-15-17   Uploaded by    whaleshark
Score:
289
 
 SpaceCow: Just happy little swooshes.
 Scoo: There it is! It's no big deal.
 SomeCanadian: Goddamn it, you were supposed to be watching grandpa!
 Catcat: Eh, it's a livin'.
 pirate: It's Calderific!
 sparename: Stop making waves
Image 185367   06-15-17   Uploaded by    generic
Score:
402
 
 hajjpodge: Plot twist: he didn't even get the role.
 A duck: Vat are all zee people staring at? Vy do ze look at me ven I say I hate juice?
 SpaceCow: This guy is always complaining that the bus isn't a people wagon.
 Catcat: Going to get milk and Zyklon B.
 zoso: I do Nazi what I'm supposed to be looking st in this picture
 tib gubb: who are these people that keep taking creeper pics of girls in public places?
 Beeble: Taken in Argentina.
 sparename: " # Just a stranger on the bus, Tryna make his way home # "
Image 185366   06-15-17   Uploaded by    forkbear
Score:
454
 
 annterland: Awww! :)
 KrazyKat: What can borkf do for you?
Image 185365   06-15-17   Uploaded by    Red
Score:
785
 
 VoR: Behold. I have come again.
 Horatio: "Let Jesus into your heart" always did sound vaguely ominous.
 NoRagrets: Timely
 sparename: "Roses are reddish, Violets are bluish, If it wasn't for Jesus, We'd all be Jewish"
Image 185364   06-15-17   Uploaded by    Black Jesus
Score:
156
 
 Trunkuza: Instructions unclear. Commence penguin meld.
 Trunkuza: Instructions unclear. Commence penguin meld.
 duchaschmeremol: this explains a lot of thimgs, thanks
 apoxia: This makes no sense
 Skaalar: This is 1/4 the reason why I just take cold showers now.
 tib gubb: and thus was the downfall of humanity
 Ihminen: why is it that in every shower i used the temperatures have just been ah fuck thats cold, still too chilly, now its just too hot and AAHHH MY SKIN IS MELTING
Image 185363   06-15-17   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
Score:
317
 
 wolfpk: Now you know why it was twenty percent off.
 Beef Supreme: Use weights to balance it. Enjoy asymmetrical breeze.
 WaffleIron: Usually I just break one off the other side but this is going to be a challenge.
 Chest Rockwell: Stay cool. But not too cool.
 Butcherboy: Now with extra wobble!
 sparename: "LOOK! BUY NOW! TWENTY PERCENT OFF!!!!"
Image 185362   06-15-17   Uploaded by    caesar
Score:
597
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: fish storage, i bet
 Peter Pantsless: "I don't see any buckets, though."
 Science: We only have rubber nipples, sir...
 Sandor: @Science I was only looking for some rubber walrus protectors
 SomeCanadian: To expose their weird walrus-penises.
 Knice: To get a good seal.
 Science: Call the police...
Image 185361   06-15-17   Uploaded by    piratepom
Score:
573
 
 Skaalar: "Shishishaaaa!"
 InfiniteZero: I'll tell ya w'hut...
 Mr. Butt: Illogical username/upload combo.
 Horatio: /pocket sands self
 Chest Rockwell: Yup.
Image 185360   06-15-17   Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
Score:
333
 
 annterland: I'll take four please.
 SomeCanadian: Took me a second. Well done.
 Mad Collager: Nice peter petals!
 Horatio: Take that, O'Keeffe
 Chest Rockwell: I believe this pillow belongs to Richard.
Image 185359   06-15-17   Uploaded by    I Hate The Beatles
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