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263483  Robespierre: Designed to mesmerize

263498  Robespierre: Shit seen

263499  Robespierre: Something's touching me! Halp! HAAAAAAALP!

263489  VeeKay: That's cruel.

263491  VeeKay: Goanna rock down to Electric Avenue

263496  VeeKay: Unsubscribe

263498  VeeKay: "We wants it. We needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little Hobbitses. Wicked. Tricksy. False."

263480  VeeKay: @Scoo Literally choking on bile here dud

263498  piranharama: That face when you can see time

263496  WTF: Porntub Time Machine

263507  norgu5: Aaaaand you're touching it. Gross.

263495  Solemn: The only way to dog paddle.

263497  Solemn: ;3

263465  Solemn: The most obvious rad in the universe.

263466  Solemn: "Hey, here's a cane! Now it's a crutch! Now it's a baby! And now I've ABSORBED the baby! Take that, David Copperfield!"

263470  Solemn: $3.49 here. On the beach, it's $4.29, and don't even get me started on the $5.35 guy that camps out about 30 miles up the highway. That's guy's about 16 kinds of an arschgeige.

263427  Air Biscuit: "Cats love it!"

263485  Solemn: We need more bathroom signs like this.

263458  wolfpk: Bad kitty! Cat: Your point!?

263490  Solemn: Fun fact: the guy who operated the Barney suit is now a tantric sex instructor.

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263465 Solemn: The most obvious rad in the universe.

263325 Science: @Felicity Give me Slack, or give me death!

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263293 Science: @Bohab: I'm pretty sure that, at this time, the wife's satisfaction was not a concern

263357 Passive: Denny's has better pancakes and doesn't cost like fourteen dollars a short stack

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263215 tib gubb: PLEASE, LET'S NOT DO THIS ON THE SPACESHIP :((

263272 Science: *"Immigrant Song" intensifies*

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know



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Score:
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 Kim: Dubious.
 Mr Shifty: @a robot We've got chocolate twinkies in an American section. Basically it's just a bunch of sugar, some crappy cereal (mostly sugar) an jalapeno poppers. If I were an American I would be dead because of diabetes/heart disease!
 a robot: I read something once about "American" sections in supermarkets around the world, and apparently they all have one item in common: marshmallow fluff. Gross.
 Horatio: /patriotic tears
 tib gubb: good stuff
 Sadbot: Gonna shotgun a sixer of dogs, American style, woo!
Image 184934   06-13-17   Uploaded by    lolnotrly
Score:
381
 
 Mr Shifty: Eye aye matey!
 windows96: That Resident is hongry. Top work, Wolvie!
 Horatio: Stop undressing me with your eye!
 Beef Supreme: Alan Parsons was right!
 Catcat: It's eyeing him up!
 Peter Pantsless: You guys ever read Lovecraft?
 Teechur: Eye've got your back.
Image 184933   06-13-17   Uploaded by    Mr Mumble
Score:
274
 
 Mr Shifty: Lizzy Grant wannabes
 alborland: They got a feelin' called the bloo-oo-ooze...
 dobbiesdoogs: if we band together, purple is in our grasp
 Catcat: All those heads and arms floating around is just freaky
 Teechur: Summer with teenagers, amirite?
 Amy Housewine: So no-one told you life was gonna be this way *clap clap-clap-clap-clap*
Image 184932   06-13-17   Uploaded by    brown tony
Score:
346
 
 White Rice: Someone find me some sea-toast; it's time for breakfast.
Image 184931   06-13-17   Uploaded by    1979
Score:
212
 
 El Barto: @Peter Pantsless Why did you walk away when you can FLY?! Is Tinkerbell mad about something?
 Peter Pantsless: @Air Biscuit I know you're being mean, but do it. I got hooked up with a union. Also it helps that I'm childless and single. At least in this state, they're begging for people. Don't blame me for taking advantage
 Air Biscuit: @Peter Pantsless youre right. I wonder if being a "toys r us kid" like the song once suggested is still an option.
 Peter Pantsless: @Air Biscuit No! *plays Super Metroid on giant TV, falls asleep on California king bed*
 Air Biscuit: @Peter Pantsless GROW UP!
 Peter Pantsless: *looks down, walks away sadly*
Image 184930   06-13-17   Uploaded by    Slug Wind
Score:
286
 
 WTF: Watch out, @a robot has taken up boxing!
 Horatio: I don't think that glove is kosher.
 Derp Herpigan: Boop
Image 184929   06-13-17   Uploaded by    zoe
Score:
666
 
 Cami: @a robot Could be.
 Queen K: Do you have time to hear the word of out glorious savior Mittens?
 trelyate: Professor Jiggly has escaped the cat room!
 a robot: @Air Biscuit @Peter Pantsless The main takeaway from this conversation: kids are weird
 Air Biscuit: @Peter Pantsless @a robot for my brother and i that meant it was "bonk time" and someone would get hit on the head.
 hajjpodge: This cat wants the kid below's pizza.
 Peter Pantsless: @a robot My family has a similar joke. If you say "I say X" or "I'm saying X," then you have to repeat it. If you say "Let's say X," then everyone is expected to repeat it. Yes, this is an Airplane! joke.
 a robot: @Cami Are you my sibling? For YEARS we all had a thing where if someone said "what time is it" we'd all respond with "time to die!" Until adulthood where it got replaced with "Tenacious D time motherfuckers!"
 Cami: Time to die.
Image 184928   06-12-17   Uploaded by    reply
Score:
212
 
 Amy Housewine: @a robot Wow. There are more things in Heaven and Earth than are dreamt of in my philosophy.
 a robot: @Amy Housewine Pizza hat you say? #161548
 Amy Housewine: Pizza and a hat. That's what I call living large.
Image 184927   06-12-17   Uploaded by    clueful
Score:
389
 
 Mr Bleak: Mmmm ... nice apehangers!
 kornisjon: Rad, for sure. I've never been this sure of anything in my life.
 Nopetology: It's too bad this bike doesn't have "ape hanger" handlebars.
Image 184926   06-12-17   Uploaded by    depression
Score:
395
 
 trelyate: Nudity!
 cenecia: Awful, awful hair, I tell you h'what.
 Amy Housewine: Bwaah!
 a robot: That troll ain't right.
Image 184925   06-12-17   Uploaded by    virtualman
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