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273600  blablabla: How is satyr formed

273610  Lunimeow: Rip beta, 8-track, vinyl, laser disk, zip drive, uh....

273622  Dr Awkward: Pahk the cah in Hahvid Yahd

273627  WTF: Racist if true.

273620  charlemagne: here come the hotstepper

273612  ignatz: (can't edit my typo but actually it's ok)

273612  ignatz: more like BurBaked amitite?

273614  ignatz: (also) Samsung like a canary

273614  ignatz: "You have now consumed your weekly beer allowance and it's still Monday"

273620  WTF: The only time 'socks with sandals' is acceptable.

273623  WTF: Salary is just happy he exists.

273619  FabricMan: "Satan was right," is a phrase I find myself using worryingly often these days

273625  WTF: "You may now face-plant in front of the bride."

273619  tomatosaws: It's rad

273626  sparename: Never smile at a rockodile

273614  sparename: "I ain't no stool-fridgeon!"

273631  Teh Simpson: Such a great show. The Veridian Dynamics fake commercials were the best

273621  Mexico: Together, we are Nirvana. We make music and quest for drugs.

273455  a robot: @TaintJuice Who are YOU? Your name makes me a little nervous

273610  Not A Bot: I like how she's just smiling like "I know what you think about at night"

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273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273555 toolbag: It's a Ford GT. To buy one, you have to sign a contract stipulating that you will not flip it for an absurd amount of money first thing you do

273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273441 Knice: @Annoying Vegan I am going to use this.

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures



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 White Rice: Someone find me some sea-toast; it's time for breakfast.
Image 184931   06-13-17   Uploaded by    1979
Score:
212
 
 El Barto: @Peter Pantsless Why did you walk away when you can FLY?! Is Tinkerbell mad about something?
 Peter Pantsless: @Air Biscuit I know you're being mean, but do it. I got hooked up with a union. Also it helps that I'm childless and single. At least in this state, they're begging for people. Don't blame me for taking advantage
 Air Biscuit: @Peter Pantsless youre right. I wonder if being a "toys r us kid" like the song once suggested is still an option.
 Peter Pantsless: @Air Biscuit No! *plays Super Metroid on giant TV, falls asleep on California king bed*
 Air Biscuit: @Peter Pantsless GROW UP!
 Peter Pantsless: *looks down, walks away sadly*
Image 184930   06-13-17   Uploaded by    Slug Wind
Score:
286
 
 WTF: Watch out, @a robot has taken up boxing!
 Horatio: I don't think that glove is kosher.
 Derp Herpigan: Boop
Image 184929   06-13-17   Uploaded by    zoe
Score:
666
 
 Cami: @a robot Could be.
 Queen K: Do you have time to hear the word of out glorious savior Mittens?
 trelyate: Professor Jiggly has escaped the cat room!
 a robot: @Air Biscuit @Peter Pantsless The main takeaway from this conversation: kids are weird
 Air Biscuit: @Peter Pantsless @a robot for my brother and i that meant it was "bonk time" and someone would get hit on the head.
 hajjpodge: This cat wants the kid below's pizza.
 Peter Pantsless: @a robot My family has a similar joke. If you say "I say X" or "I'm saying X," then you have to repeat it. If you say "Let's say X," then everyone is expected to repeat it. Yes, this is an Airplane! joke.
 a robot: @Cami Are you my sibling? For YEARS we all had a thing where if someone said "what time is it" we'd all respond with "time to die!" Until adulthood where it got replaced with "Tenacious D time motherfuckers!"
 Cami: Time to die.
Image 184928   06-12-17   Uploaded by    reply
Score:
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 Amy Housewine: @a robot Wow. There are more things in Heaven and Earth than are dreamt of in my philosophy.
 a robot: @Amy Housewine Pizza hat you say? #161548
 Amy Housewine: Pizza and a hat. That's what I call living large.
Image 184927   06-12-17   Uploaded by    clueful
Score:
389
 
 Mr Bleak: Mmmm ... nice apehangers!
 kornisjon: Rad, for sure. I've never been this sure of anything in my life.
 Nopetology: It's too bad this bike doesn't have "ape hanger" handlebars.
Image 184926   06-12-17   Uploaded by    depression
Score:
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 trelyate: Nudity!
 cenecia: Awful, awful hair, I tell you h'what.
 Amy Housewine: Bwaah!
 a robot: That troll ain't right.
Image 184925   06-12-17   Uploaded by    virtualman
Score:
275
 
 Mr Shifty: Missed off 'I am underage so don't ask'.
 funny in the wall: you should do something else
 UseYourName: If she had made this into a Venn diagram, she could have reduced that percentage order of magnitude.
 Horatio: Not like other girls (tm)
 tib gubb: YOU FOOL!
 Catcat: "Not a cartoon?" What kind of internate female are you, anyways?
 hajjpodge: I love kicking and banning the creepy weirdos from the Mumble server whenever they should appear for harassing the women in the group. It's very satisfying.
 Ratty: This was so true in 1993..
 Sadbot: In certain contexts I read "female" and hear it in my head like a Ferengi is saying it. This is such a context. "FEEEE-male"
 a robot: *LOADING GENDER-NEUTRAL RESPONSE* Good for you.
 Skaalar: I feel threatened by you... I should probably call you something related to your genitals...
 Peter Pantsless: You should check out AG. Just...don't make it a thing
 Derp Herpigan: Yeah? Well, *I* have the "Here's Looking at You, Kid" achievement in Civilization 5. I'm the 0.37%!!!
Image 184924   06-12-17   Uploaded by    Bitcoin Burglar
Score:
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COMMENT HERE. Make up a fake name or leave it blank.
Image 184923   06-12-17   Uploaded by    kate2point0
Score:
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 Spazstatic: @Peter Pantsless I was doing some trade and a little combat at the last CG that I think finished today (the trade was nearly at tier 8 when I logged off). Haven't logged in today though.
 Mr Shifty: McRibbed for her pleasure.
 mackdaddy: Yup ... sure looks ribbed to me.
 Peter Pantsless: @Spazstatic Yeah you gotta take breaks from it. The good thing is, I got the "just gimme everything you do" version so it's always new and different when I come back. Still haven't seen you out there :
 Spazstatic: @Peter Pantsless I actually just got back to Elite a couple days ago.
 Catcat: For your pleasure and enjoyment... EPILEPSY!
 Peter Pantsless: @Spazstatic Alternatively, if you're so inclined, "Frame Shift Drive charging"
 Hyphae: ...And now, a SUPER-USELESS "COMMENT"
 Peter Pantsless: @Spazstatic "Let's see what's out there..."
 Spazstatic: Engage!
Image 184922   06-12-17   Uploaded by    Prefuse
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