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258476  ThoughtlessGentleman: someone play a snappy tune on a piccolo.

258428  Beeble: ....and it truly was the only cat picture I would ever Rad.

258473  Prostata: i don't think those recycle

258479  Prostata: bad vote for crop failure

258458  Not A Bot: *third sign* Oh, I didn't know that! I'll check with the police. I hope I don't have to pay a fine or anything. Guess if I do it probably won't be too much, I hope anyway. *4th sign*...

258485  sparename: Disarming in the footwell

258473  Warrax: Wow, I must have been wasted last night.

258483  sparename: "Three bottles of whisky constitutes ONE item, two loaves of bread constitutes ONE item .. and THREE steak and kidney bastard pies also constitutes one bloody item!!"

258248  Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Looking forward to it. Cheers!

258481  sparename: JustEinsTeenAngstThings

258481  Nope: Just thinkin bout relativity

258479  Sandor: That's a new switcharooni for me!

258479  Sandor: Optional: learn how to whack off an image

258478  ignatz: Ohhh Snap, Pull-Ups!

258477  AlexDeLarge: Wish I could find earbuds that stay in even half that well

258440  Mr. Butt: Myth busted!

258480  Side Boob: Hes helping!

258248  Side Boob: @Mr. Shine My dance card is full this trip, but Ill hit you up here if I come out next weekend.

258480  a robot: username/uploaod combo :D

258404  SuedeOxford: What SCP is this

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258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258270 berlin: me too

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Looking forward to it. Cheers!

258329 wolfpk: Once we had a contest at work to see who could raise the most money for charity. My department had a barbecue. We placed the barbecue grill right under the exterior air intake vent. We had the whole building smelling of barbecue. We won, but were accused of cheating!


258337 charlemagne: but I have no sister

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258297 isosceleswaffle: Gradually becomes a disaster.

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

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10. Bagels: 1897 points
11. bromide: 1867 points
12. cran vodka: 1684 points
13. Solemn: 1640 points
14. nathan: 1639 points
15. DerMantis: 1579 points
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 Skaalar: How in the hell did you achieve stable cheeseburger orbit!? IVE BEEN TRYING FIR FRICKIN YEARS
 jazzjunkie: Hail Satan!
 sirgallium: Nooooo! Not the cheeseburgers again!
 ch: "hey do you have some FutureAdvil? My order got screwed up and there were like 20 droneburgers hoverwhining right next to me"
 ch: oh god this is fast food in 20 years, isn't it ... drone burgers w/that annoying droneburger hovering whine delivered to your mouth in minutes
 Horatio: How much for this service?
 a robot: Maybe it's the weird image foreshortening but her arms seem weirdly too short
 Side Boob: Welcome to my life. Now shut up and eat
 ch: "hey let's party" "wanna party" "party" "hey party" "time for a party"
 RainbowTornado: In Soviet russia burgers eat you
 Mr. Shine: "Eeeaaaaat ussss, Kaaaaaaarennnn! You knooooow you waaaant tooooooo!"
 Peter Pantsless: Must be her first time in the US
 Bob: She's done for. It's a lost cause.
Image 184866   06-12-17   Uploaded by    ratwa
 Prostata: the floor REALLY IS LAVA
Image 184865   06-12-17   Uploaded by    White Male
 SomeCanadian: CHECK ENGINE
 Scoo: Im never going to look at a battery icon the same way again, and for the better
 Derp Herpigan: It's not "Lots of things," it's "Squishy doofers running on empty"
Image 184864   06-12-17   Uploaded by    Peddy Tenderglass
 Ulillillia: tacorn
 bug: Did you know that taco dog spelled backwards is god o cat?
Image 184863   06-12-17   Uploaded by    prius
 SomeCanadian: You kill it, you keep it. That's the law of the jungle and the rules of the road. @FabricMan
 Cami: I was following the rules of the road...The deer hit me. The injured party isn't necessarily the innocent one.
 FabricMan: When I was in driving school many years ago, they told us if we hit a deer, we have to pay a fine, but you can keep the carcass! That information was WAY more useful than how to replace a headlight.
 wolfpk: The dead deer are just to make people not ask where the blood really came from.
Image 184862   06-12-17   Uploaded by    Rent A Dog
 Cami: If you want to keep an iron on patch then you had better sew it on too. If a patch isn't iron on you should use a bit of fusible bonding web to stick it where you want it...that way it won't move when you sew it down.
 Scoo: You have to stitch on the Ironing patch
 Knice: More like irony on fun patch amirite?!
Image 184861   06-12-17   Uploaded by    whipwing
 Skaalar: When I was a kid, I loved getting pizza slices with a bubble. I bite just up to the bubble and then bisect it and dig my tongue in real fast to absorb pizza heat.
 wolfpk: I wonder what an ostrich egg on a pizza would taste like?
 Peter Pantsless: *thousands of spiders emerge*
 bug: IT'S NOT A TOOMAH! ...It's Digiorno.
 Prostata: see a doc if that lasts longer than 4 hours
 sparename: Mozzarellanoma
 Derp Herpigan: My two favorite things: pizza & bubble wrap.
Image 184860   06-12-17   Uploaded by    dragon horn
Image 184859 is unbelievably bad (score -8) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by PygmyGremlin. Boo, PygmyGremlin.
 werterland: He's still waiting for his dealer, the pigeon with the ecstasy backpack, to show up.
 kraven: Well damn, I guess I never watched 2 girls 1 cup all the way through. Glad money was exchanged.
 Air Biscuit: Newyork.jpg
 FabricMan: I didn't want to give that pigeon oral sex, but...
 Warrax: That's a lot of bread.
 piranharama: Maybe it's stripping but at least that pigeon has a job
 Turd Ferguson: Pigeons are rich!
 Zampano: That pigeon carries more cash than i do
Image 184858   06-12-17   Uploaded by    Michael Tripe
 sirgallium: Yup looks legit. Go ahead sir.
 Derp Herpigan: So is the joke here that it's a literal copy of the passport or that it's a literal passport copy from Great Britain when it was still in the EU?
 Zampano: That's not what they meant when they said they needed a copy of your passport
Image 184857   06-12-17   Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
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