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227978  Spazstatic:…

227961  Robespierre: Waiting for ... uh, something.

227965  Robespierre: That's one befuddled Tony Randall, right there.

227982  Not A Bot: More than just a piece in their bucket.

227968  Robespierre: BlooToof enabled?

227970  Robespierre: A brief peek at the future.

227959  cenecia: Please leave me alone. I'm just waiting for the bus.

227970  Aufziehvogel: I tried, I tried....

223177  Staida: Dogs might be worried about you getting roofied. Cats think you look vaguely like someone who fed them once.

227823  raditzu: Unhappy Meal.

227978  Robespierre: Burger DEATH

227972  San DoDo: Just

227976  San DoDo: This totes my goat

227972  Xeno: It's spelled "Doughnut".

227941  Bill Rye: wiggle ribbons!

227972  a robot: I accidentally the whole fence

227952  BavidDowie: Good luck serving a ticket to the guy with an axe.

227972  BavidDowie: Don't worry; I can't even

226839  Mr Bleak: Tiddles McTiddlesFace? Tiddles. Now there's a name I've not heard in a long, long time.

227979  ignatz: Just the tip..

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2. Felicity
3. Yurishiro
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6. VeeKay
7. apoxia
8. Dr Awkward
9. Mr. Shine
10. tokyopig

The top ten most commented-on images today:

227834 Felicity: @apoxia Better than sandals with no socks. I dont want to see peoples feet

227760 Coach Teacher: @Amy Housewine i like it when you think angry thoughts about the english.

227743 kazzy94: Is this a Kropotkin reference?

227749 Amy Housewine: @Robespierre Alright, I'l confess. I'm not the new Official joke Explainer. I just wanted to feel important for a moment.

227748 Felicity: MEAT. Its whats for dinner!

227731 SimonSaysGarfunkel: @jochenau HAL open pod bay doors

227801 addend: (Adds hot sauce.)

227742 wolfpk: Without the bread of life... your toast

227741 apoxia: I guess if it's frozen it's easier to clean up.

227816 Wooden Spoon: @Yurishiro: A troll figurine who comes to life, and decides to roam the countryside eating garbage.

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Yurishiro uploaded 227547 (1250 points)
Scoo uploaded 227560 (1063 points)
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Bacon Train uploaded 227702 (1003 points)
madmax1 uploaded 227873 (1001 points)
Yurishiro uploaded 227555 (999 points)
Mister Beef uploaded 227736 (975 points)
robocop uploaded 227908 (965 points)
Side Boob uploaded 227672 (959 points)
adeadcrab uploaded 227762 (932 points)
myrealname uploaded 227572 (912 points)
Yurishiro uploaded 227531 (907 points)
Robespierre uploaded 227836 (898 points)
doggggggie uploaded 227905 (894 points)
meh uploaded 227685 (884 points)

These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. Robespierre: 14581 points
 2. Yurishiro: 5096 points
 3. Scoo: 3923 points
 4. Bagels: 3605 points
 5. Not A Bot: 3111 points
 6. barfolomew: 3081 points
 7. Emoji: 2169 points
 8. cenecia: 2071 points
 9. Side Boob: 2010 points
10. robocop: 1877 points
11. Morn Bumbies: 1764 points
12. whaleshark: 1740 points
13. communist: 1718 points
14. InfiniteZero: 1711 points
15. EndlessVanity: 1705 points
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 Skaalar: How in the hell did you achieve stable cheeseburger orbit!? IVE BEEN TRYING FIR FRICKIN YEARS
 jazzjunkie: Hail Satan!
 sirgallium: Nooooo! Not the cheeseburgers again!
 ch: "hey do you have some FutureAdvil? My order got screwed up and there were like 20 droneburgers hoverwhining right next to me"
 ch: oh god this is fast food in 20 years, isn't it ... drone burgers w/that annoying droneburger hovering whine delivered to your mouth in minutes
 Horatio: How much for this service?
 a robot: Maybe it's the weird image foreshortening but her arms seem weirdly too short
 Side Boob: Welcome to my life. Now shut up and eat
 ch: "hey let's party" "wanna party" "party" "hey party" "time for a party"
 RainbowTornado: In Soviet russia burgers eat you
 Mr. Shine: "Eeeaaaaat ussss, Kaaaaaaarennnn! You knooooow you waaaant tooooooo!"
 Peter Pantsless: Must be her first time in the US
 Bob: She's done for. It's a lost cause.
Image 184866   06-12-17   Uploaded by    ratwa
 Prostata: the floor REALLY IS LAVA
Image 184865   06-12-17   Uploaded by    White Male
 SomeCanadian: CHECK ENGINE
 Scoo: Im never going to look at a battery icon the same way again, and for the better
 Derp Herpigan: It's not "Lots of things," it's "Squishy doofers running on empty"
Image 184864   06-12-17   Uploaded by    Peddy Tenderglass
 Ulillillia: tacorn
 bug: Did you know that taco dog spelled backwards is god o cat?
Image 184863   06-12-17   Uploaded by    prius
 SomeCanadian: You kill it, you keep it. That's the law of the jungle and the rules of the road. @FabricMan
 Cami: I was following the rules of the road...The deer hit me. The injured party isn't necessarily the innocent one.
 FabricMan: When I was in driving school many years ago, they told us if we hit a deer, we have to pay a fine, but you can keep the carcass! That information was WAY more useful than how to replace a headlight.
 wolfpk: The dead deer are just to make people not ask where the blood really came from.
Image 184862   06-12-17   Uploaded by    Rent A Dog
 Cami: If you want to keep an iron on patch then you had better sew it on too. If a patch isn't iron on you should use a bit of fusible bonding web to stick it where you want it...that way it won't move when you sew it down.
 Scoo: You have to stitch on the Ironing patch
 Knice: More like irony on fun patch amirite?!
Image 184861   06-12-17   Uploaded by    whipwing
 Skaalar: When I was a kid, I loved getting pizza slices with a bubble. I bite just up to the bubble and then bisect it and dig my tongue in real fast to absorb pizza heat.
 wolfpk: I wonder what an ostrich egg on a pizza would taste like?
 Peter Pantsless: *thousands of spiders emerge*
 bug: IT'S NOT A TOOMAH! ...It's Digiorno.
 Prostata: see a doc if that lasts longer than 4 hours
 sparename: Mozzarellanoma
 Derp Herpigan: My two favorite things: pizza & bubble wrap.
Image 184860   06-12-17   Uploaded by    dragon horn
Image 184859 is unbelievably bad (score -8) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by PygmyGremlin. We'll pray for you, PygmyGremlin.
 werterland: He's still waiting for his dealer, the pigeon with the ecstasy backpack, to show up.
 kraven: Well damn, I guess I never watched 2 girls 1 cup all the way through. Glad money was exchanged.
 Air Biscuit: Newyork.jpg
 FabricMan: I didn't want to give that pigeon oral sex, but...
 Warrax: That's a lot of bread.
 piranharama: Maybe it's stripping but at least that pigeon has a job
 Turd Ferguson: Pigeons are rich!
 Zampano: That pigeon carries more cash than i do
Image 184858   06-12-17   Uploaded by    Michael Tripe
 sirgallium: Yup looks legit. Go ahead sir.
 Derp Herpigan: So is the joke here that it's a literal copy of the passport or that it's a literal passport copy from Great Britain when it was still in the EU?
 Zampano: That's not what they meant when they said they needed a copy of your passport
Image 184857   06-12-17   Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
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