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268798  Yam: Also hes an avocado

268753  SunWukong: This is shiterogen.

268771  wolfpk: Careful pug pupper, old age is sneaking up on you.

268767  Springbok: dog: *smoulders*

268767  Springbok: me: *is smould*

268777  wolfpk: Even engineers like dick jokes.

268795  hajjpodge: When I was little, our cats would do this all the time with my plastic armymen setups. One in particular, a tuxedo cat named Ms. Kitty would stealthily reach up with her white paw and snatch a soldier, put them in her mouth and run away. When I would catch up with her she would have already tossed him down the long flight of stairs from our second floor apartment down to the landing by the front door. She also played fetch with those soldiers and even her own toys. If I threw something down the steps in front of her, she would run down to get it, bring it back, then she would drop it at my feet. Same cat would also answer the phone when no one was home and meow into it for a couple minutes before walking away.

268793  wolfpk: Someone has gas!

267946  Mr Bleak: @Felicity Well, you have my full permission - but I'll have to stop talking to you if you do to avoid the feds getting interested.

268797  VoR: Bullying is an old sport

268798  bug: ...which is not much of a transformation, really.

267952  Mr Bleak: Cock! I thought that was a plant ...

268798  Felicity: A young Mickey Jones

268748  Felicity: Batdog

268750  Felicity: Foxy cat

268756  Felicity: @Shay But what if it's wrong?

268770  Felicity: Just start slowly walking towards her. If she's like those girls in junior high school, she'll move rather than come into contact with you

268772  Felicity: That baby must be grown up by now

268793  Prostata: for once its not the golden looking the most derpy

268774  Felicity: That was the name of a Leslie Nielsen movie costarring Linda Blair

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268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268610 Felicity: @WannaBee hug

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?



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Score:
585
 
 Skaalar: How in the hell did you achieve stable cheeseburger orbit!? IVE BEEN TRYING FIR FRICKIN YEARS
 jazzjunkie: Hail Satan!
 sirgallium: Nooooo! Not the cheeseburgers again!
 ch: "hey do you have some FutureAdvil? My order got screwed up and there were like 20 droneburgers hoverwhining right next to me"
 ch: oh god this is fast food in 20 years, isn't it ... drone burgers w/that annoying droneburger hovering whine delivered to your mouth in minutes
 Horatio: How much for this service?
 a robot: Maybe it's the weird image foreshortening but her arms seem weirdly too short
 Side Boob: Welcome to my life. Now shut up and eat
 ch: "hey let's party" "wanna party" "party" "hey party" "time for a party"
 ch: burgers burgers burgers BURGERS BURGERS BURGERS!!!!! ALL THE TIME WITH GLOWING BURGERS!!!
 RainbowTornado: In Soviet russia burgers eat you
 Mr. Shine: "Eeeaaaaat ussss, Kaaaaaaarennnn! You knooooow you waaaant tooooooo!"
 Peter Pantsless: Must be her first time in the US
 Bob: She's done for. It's a lost cause.
 Prostata: BURGER MADNESS!
Image 184866   06-12-17   Uploaded by    ratwa
Score:
311
 
 Prostata: the floor REALLY IS LAVA
Image 184865   06-12-17   Uploaded by    White Male
Score:
377
 
 SomeCanadian: CHECK ENGINE
 Scoo: Im never going to look at a battery icon the same way again, and for the better
 Derp Herpigan: It's not "Lots of things," it's "Squishy doofers running on empty"
Image 184864   06-12-17   Uploaded by    Peddy Tenderglass
Score:
69
 
 Ulillillia: tacorn
 Mr. Shine: @bug ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY GOD O CAT!!
 bug: Did you know that taco dog spelled backwards is god o cat?
Image 184863   06-12-17   Uploaded by    prius
Score:
161
 
 SomeCanadian: You kill it, you keep it. That's the law of the jungle and the rules of the road. @FabricMan
 Cami: I was following the rules of the road...The deer hit me. The injured party isn't necessarily the innocent one.
 FabricMan: When I was in driving school many years ago, they told us if we hit a deer, we have to pay a fine, but you can keep the carcass! That information was WAY more useful than how to replace a headlight.
 wolfpk: The dead deer are just to make people not ask where the blood really came from.
Image 184862   06-12-17   Uploaded by    Rent A Dog
Score:
564
 
 Cami: If you want to keep an iron on patch then you had better sew it on too. If a patch isn't iron on you should use a bit of fusible bonding web to stick it where you want it...that way it won't move when you sew it down.
 Scoo: You have to stitch on the Ironing patch
 Knice: More like irony on fun patch amirite?!
Image 184861   06-12-17   Uploaded by    whipwing
Score:
440
 
 Skaalar: When I was a kid, I loved getting pizza slices with a bubble. I bite just up to the bubble and then bisect it and dig my tongue in real fast to absorb pizza heat.
 wolfpk: I wonder what an ostrich egg on a pizza would taste like?
 Peter Pantsless: *thousands of spiders emerge*
 bug: IT'S NOT A TOOMAH! ...It's Digiorno.
 Prostata: see a doc if that lasts longer than 4 hours
 sparename: Mozzarellanoma
 Derp Herpigan: My two favorite things: pizza & bubble wrap.
Image 184860   06-12-17   Uploaded by    dragon horn
Image 184859 is unbelievably bad (score -8) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by PygmyGremlin. Your image was bad, PygmyGremlin.
Score:
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 werterland: He's still waiting for his dealer, the pigeon with the ecstasy backpack, to show up.
 kraven: Well damn, I guess I never watched 2 girls 1 cup all the way through. Glad money was exchanged.
 Air Biscuit: Newyork.jpg
 FabricMan: I didn't want to give that pigeon oral sex, but...
 Warrax: That's a lot of bread.
 piranharama: Maybe it's stripping but at least that pigeon has a job
 Turd Ferguson: Pigeons are rich!
 Zampano: That pigeon carries more cash than i do
Image 184858   06-12-17   Uploaded by    Michael Tripe
Score:
222
 
 sirgallium: Yup looks legit. Go ahead sir.
 Derp Herpigan: So is the joke here that it's a literal copy of the passport or that it's a literal passport copy from Great Britain when it was still in the EU?
 Zampano: That's not what they meant when they said they needed a copy of your passport
Image 184857   06-12-17   Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
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