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249591  Skinr: General Boy's secret plan for world domination!

249597  addend: @Warrax (Jimmy dies.)

249599  addend: (Quits smoking.)

249598  Skinr: I see LuxusLurch is having a nice Memorial Day weekend.

249602  addend: Relax that fist and pet the kitty.

249600  Sadbot: Owls seem cool, where can I get one for my dog?

249596  WannaBee: Looks like a giant unicorn mouse.

249587  a robot: How meta.

249588  a robot: Looks a lot like @carpwoman's kitty! #189916

249603  Knice: Take that, creationists.

249594  a robot: @Sadbot I think every time this picture is posted we have the same conversation about Colfax being a great place to get intoxicated and make bad decisions ;)

249594  Sadbot: @Hyphae Even better, Denver

249610  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

249599  WannaBee: Second hand smoke is ok?

249597  Warrax: Hmm... where was that well again?

249571  some guy : 5 pushups and dicks out!

249594  Hyphae: @Sadbot ? Boulder?

249598  jochenau: Typical, he eats three cheeseburgers then drinks a *diet* pepsi.

249596  Hyphae: We get it, you like to have your photo taken while you consume errant souls for sustenance while they are distracted discussing matters of the night with the aura of the street light

249596  Nope: We get it, the glorious nuclear hellfire will destroy us all

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249488 tib gubb: yall done fucked up!

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249477 El hefe: How i think it will go.....reality

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249357 Passive: This was a transphobic "fake commercial" for repelling unwanted advances from men using a fake penis

249509 a sedated moose: I hate when there's poop on the toilet.

249492 savvoy: From the days before cars had seatbelts

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

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 Cami: 95% full of it.
 seahawks: I bet he wore the hat backwards
 Aemuli: Don't let the sun go down on me
 Micro Jackson: No that's not him. The guy who robbed me was wearing a hat.
Image 184237   06-09-17   Uploaded by    frankie
 SomeCanadian: RADS. RADS all around.
Image 184236   06-09-17   Uploaded by    phailsauce
 Peter Pantsless: You can't be lonely if you have a cat. At least that's what I keep telling myself. Isn't that right, Miss Whiskers? *cat bites my face*
 SomeCanadian: Is that why you're on the internet? *ACHOO!* @Micro Jackson
 Mr. Butt: Is that Mary Elizabeth Ellis?
 Micro Jackson: I'm allergic to lonely people
Image 184235   06-09-17   Uploaded by    GTA VII
 sabredenton: Wait wheres the beard? Oh there it is
 Entertainmentalist: He also died for your sins.
 Zampano: Ya know, just in case Star Wars was the only place that you had EVER seen a beard.
 Micro Jackson: The force flows through the beard
Image 184234   06-09-17   Uploaded by    Alaskan
 wolfpk: @SomeCanadian But the plans were on display On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them. Thats the display department. With a flashlight. Ah, well, the lights had probably gone. So had the stairs. But look, you found the notice, didnt you? Yes, said Arthur, yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying Beware of the Leopard.
 SomeCanadian: "The plans have been on display at the City Council Building for the last six months. If you can't find the time to take an active interest in local affairs, I can't help you." @tib gubb
 tib gubb: @SomeCanadian talk about death by irony...
 SomeCanadian: Nor will anyone else. Ironically it was paved over to make way for a water park 6 weeks ago. @tib gubb
 tib gubb: most people will never see water this clear
 wolfpk: Natural water park. It looks awesome.
Image 184233   06-09-17   Uploaded by    georgerino
 SomeCanadian: No. I've been hiding the missing antimatter for years. It's in self-storage shed in Calgary. No one but a crazed lobster would look in there. @Otterman
 Otterman: And why is there more matter than anti-matter?
 Micro Jackson: Lines! It's all lines!
 Sandor: Then why is there writing only on the right side of the picture?
 trelyate: tacocat
Image 184232   06-09-17   Uploaded by    originaluser
 Cami: @Felicity Not for this purpose.
 Mr. Shine: @Felicity Not if you're brave enough.
 nathan: Technically its the rear exit
 Micro Jackson: If this is correct, anal sex should be eradicated within a generation
 Mr. Shine: Sign IS accurate.
 tib gubb: "STAY TO THE LEFT"
Image 184231   06-09-17   Uploaded by    whipwing
 Mr Shifty: Cnut the Great, apparently the most effective national leader during the Anglo Saxon period.
 enfanta: Setting grandma on an ice floe is problematic in the era of global warming.
 SomeCanadian: You're all wrong. They're coming OUT of the water. Coming for YOU.
 Hosebag: It's 5 pm. Time for the penguin on top of your television to explode.
 Mr. Shine: Soon
 TurkeyVulture: When is the next sequel to Fire Upon the Deep coming out anyhow?
 tib gubb: "well this is a bit of a situation"
Image 184230   06-09-17   Uploaded by    Callahan
 sabredenton: What hath science wrought?!
 tina: And after a while the ass start talking on its own. He would go in without anything prepared and his ass would ad-lib and toss the gags back at him every time
 sparename: Don't talk shit
Image 184229   06-09-17   Uploaded by    nuke em
 Wooden Spoon: "I'll be working harder than a cat tryn'ta bury a toid on a marble floor" - Tiny Attorney
Image 184228   06-09-17   Uploaded by    daver
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