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262960  trelyate: the gender swapped version of bird person is still bird person

262969  trelyate: quintuple boop!

262982  trelyate: Brook?

262969  a robot: "Where's OUR watermelon??"

262987  trelyate: KNOCK FIRST!

262970  VeeKay: @Nope Probably stick too!

262987  VeeKay: Kitten Shammu is lovely

262984  bug: I think that old man is having a stroke.

262975  Teechur: Great. Now pick up the rest of them from the yard.

262976  sparename: Grow up and fly away, little fruit cat

262982  Knice: @Dr. Bathroom Lensy Kravitz

262978  Teechur: "I heard you the first time"

262984  Knice: Say what now?

262985  Teechur: In that case, I don't blame him.

262991  sparename: "Be careful with that chair, do you think they grow on trees?"

262954  Not A Bot: 'Z' for 'Disembowelment'. Wait...

262680  Felicity: @oregon man My favourite animated sitcom, Bob's Burgers, is starting to go that way too

262685  Felicity: How are them Duke boys going to get out of this one?

262978  Scoo: "I know"

262980  VoR: Genuine

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262811 Felicity: @Felicity 20 plus plus, I meant

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262806 Felicity: Or start every sentence with "So..."

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262685 Felicity: How are them Duke boys going to get out of this one?

262678 Science: Lighten up, Thanos

262891 Scoo: Number three, why they so damn hard to close back up without the other side popping out?

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262892 Shay: WacArnolds.

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 Cami: 95% full of it.
 seahawks: I bet he wore the hat backwards
 Aemuli: Don't let the sun go down on me
 Micro Jackson: No that's not him. The guy who robbed me was wearing a hat.
Image 184237   06-09-17   Uploaded by    frankie
 SomeCanadian: RADS. RADS all around.
Image 184236   06-09-17   Uploaded by    phailsauce
 Peter Pantsless: You can't be lonely if you have a cat. At least that's what I keep telling myself. Isn't that right, Miss Whiskers? *cat bites my face*
 SomeCanadian: Is that why you're on the internet? *ACHOO!* @Micro Jackson
 Mr. Butt: Is that Mary Elizabeth Ellis?
 Micro Jackson: I'm allergic to lonely people
Image 184235   06-09-17   Uploaded by    GTA VII
 sabredenton: Wait wheres the beard? Oh there it is
 Entertainmentalist: He also died for your sins.
 Zampano: Ya know, just in case Star Wars was the only place that you had EVER seen a beard.
 Micro Jackson: The force flows through the beard
Image 184234   06-09-17   Uploaded by    Alaskan
 wolfpk: @SomeCanadian But the plans were on display On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them. Thats the display department. With a flashlight. Ah, well, the lights had probably gone. So had the stairs. But look, you found the notice, didnt you? Yes, said Arthur, yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying Beware of the Leopard.
 SomeCanadian: "The plans have been on display at the City Council Building for the last six months. If you can't find the time to take an active interest in local affairs, I can't help you." @tib gubb
 tib gubb: @SomeCanadian talk about death by irony...
 SomeCanadian: Nor will anyone else. Ironically it was paved over to make way for a water park 6 weeks ago. @tib gubb
 tib gubb: most people will never see water this clear
 wolfpk: Natural water park. It looks awesome.
Image 184233   06-09-17   Uploaded by    georgerino
 SomeCanadian: No. I've been hiding the missing antimatter for years. It's in self-storage shed in Calgary. No one but a crazed lobster would look in there. @Otterman
 Otterman: And why is there more matter than anti-matter?
 Micro Jackson: Lines! It's all lines!
 Sandor: Then why is there writing only on the right side of the picture?
 trelyate: tacocat
Image 184232   06-09-17   Uploaded by    originaluser
 Cami: @Felicity Not for this purpose.
 Mr. Shine: @Felicity Not if you're brave enough.
 nathan: Technically its the rear exit
 Micro Jackson: If this is correct, anal sex should be eradicated within a generation
 Mr. Shine: Sign IS accurate.
 tib gubb: "STAY TO THE LEFT"
Image 184231   06-09-17   Uploaded by    whipwing
 Mr Shifty: Cnut the Great, apparently the most effective national leader during the Anglo Saxon period.
 enfanta: Setting grandma on an ice floe is problematic in the era of global warming.
 SomeCanadian: You're all wrong. They're coming OUT of the water. Coming for YOU.
 Hosebag: It's 5 pm. Time for the penguin on top of your television to explode.
 Mr. Shine: Soon
 TurkeyVulture: When is the next sequel to Fire Upon the Deep coming out anyhow?
 tib gubb: "well this is a bit of a situation"
Image 184230   06-09-17   Uploaded by    Callahan
 sabredenton: What hath science wrought?!
 tina: And after a while the ass start talking on its own. He would go in without anything prepared and his ass would ad-lib and toss the gags back at him every time
 sparename: Don't talk shit
Image 184229   06-09-17   Uploaded by    nuke em
 Wooden Spoon: "I'll be working harder than a cat tryn'ta bury a toid on a marble floor" - Tiny Attorney
Image 184228   06-09-17   Uploaded by    daver
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