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228500  Robespierre: "Hm. Colour me dubious."

228503  Robespierre: Where the Twilight Zone meets Flavourtown.

228497  Yam: Shin Becky no Kyojin

228429  Korrok: Korrok approves....

228499  WTF: @WotGives You've heard the saying "Those at the top work 21.76 times as hard."

228502  fumbduck: "We all floss down here."

228502  WTF: "Brush your teeth or I will find you!"

228383  FatTigerWoods: Please recycle

228497  fumbduck: She had the paramedics wait for 30 minutes because she wasn't satisfied with how the snapchat turned out. Millenials.

228491  Dr Awkward: By the author of "I hope your burnt your fucking tongue off with the lava cheese on my pizza rolls"

228492  Dr Awkward: Usually, the "I" in team is a fucking A-hole. Looking at you, Gary.

228500  Bluetocracy: where's your jaunty hat, mr. puss 'n boots?

228493  Dr Awkward: Onward, Men. Adventure awaits!

228490  Scoo: "Wit whiz!" ::shoves money forward::

228495  Dr Awkward: C'mon, I'm supposed to believe that's only 40 cherries?

228499  PenguinBartender: @WotGives Reminds me of the end and credit sequence of The Other Guys.

228497  Dr Awkward: Stupid sexy zombie

228500  Dr Awkward: This cat is making an Emma Watson / Hermoine smirk

228499  WotGives: Hear how Sears left pensioners $170m short and took retention bonuses of $3.7b a week before final closure?

228479  Not A Bot: "ding"

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1. Robespierre
2. Yurishiro
3. Scoo
4. Ulillillia
5. VeeKay
6. glenalec
7. Aufziehvogel
8. wolfpk
9. GoGo Robotto
10. Dr Awkward



The top ten most commented-on images today:

228321 androbot: me too @Yurishiro

228373 Zukero: Walked on a paper shredder?

228322 Robespierre: @VeeKay No, it sounds romantic because Reggie here is querying Inflatable Dolls. And what's more romantic than a Miss Pinky of your very own?

228313 Donut: Comic Sans doesn't make this quote any lighter.

228339 kornisjon: Would it be fine if I read a magazine instead?

228374 apoxia: White meat only.

228347 dangerkeith3000: This is a cute picture but the next one is the money shot.

228312 piranharama: Yeah, Im down. Kill me, Pete

228362 sandwiches: @Robespierre im dead

228351 Yurishiro: That toad costume is very mice.



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Scoo uploaded 228018 (961 points)
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Scoo uploaded 228077 (939 points)
badger uploaded 228101 (917 points)
Ignatius uploaded 228315 (910 points)
Bagels uploaded 227984 (886 points)
froggyfresh uploaded 228288 (883 points)
seahawks uploaded 227997 (872 points)
Side Boob uploaded 228318 (867 points)


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 2. Supermansbrother: 14241 points
 3. Scoo: 6082 points
 4. Bagels: 5042 points
 5. Not A Bot: 4149 points
 6. ColdHotCool: 2358 points
 7. Side Boob: 2338 points
 8. AFanOfSprite: 2188 points
 9. greg: 2012 points
10. Fast Sloth: 1990 points
11. majorchamp: 1975 points
12. adeadcrab: 1922 points
13. guccigucci: 1827 points
14. zip file: 1776 points
15. CheezGrater: 1688 points
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Score:
327
 
 karmakat: @Catcat GOTCHA! lol
 Noremak: But is he good or is he bad? I don't think anyone can really know for sure.
 Catcat: @karmakat Kaptcha
 dangerous dave: "Duh'duh duh'duh duh'duh duh'duh duh'Hitler and *sex*!" (Go to youtube and type Hitler and sex; we'll wait.)
 Mr. Whiskers: Please...like it's the first time I've ever typed THOSE words
 karmakat: wtf of a captcha is that? nazist version?
 Side Boob: Stupid sexy Hitler
Image 184172   06-09-17   Uploaded by    AFanOfSprite
Score:
148
 
 sabredenton: Wanna fuck that cartoon
Image 184171   06-09-17   Uploaded by    trepanation
Score:
173
 
 wolfpk: Yo, dog.
 Cami: If you ever meet me IRL and there's a quiet moment and you wonder what's going on in my head, assume that whatever I'm thinking has Shimmy Shimmy Ya as the soundtrack.
 El hefe: His hair also serves as a dual band router
 ThoughtlessGentleman: I knew he was still alive!!!
Image 184170   06-09-17   Uploaded by    cishet
Score:
550
 
 Otterman: My son is a box! A box, damn you!
 Skaalar: @Knice Really thinking outside the box there.
 Knice: They're incorrugable.
Image 184169   06-09-17   Uploaded by    discodisco
Score:
288
 
 sabredenton: Maybe don't have a mustache in 2017
 SomeCanadian: @Teechur Clearly an obese beagle (?) in a HomeDepot bucket breaks down space-time.
 Teechur: Young John Cleese has found a time machine. And some orange buckets.
Image 184168   06-09-17   Uploaded by    alex
Score:
284
 
 Bast Relief: Is this a pile of testicles from that latest Aztec excavation?
 XLY: you should probably see a dermatologist about that...
 Prostata: crinoids!
 sparename: Stone Sentinels
Image 184167   06-09-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
595
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: struggling to reconcile joy of exotic pet with real wish for it to be a dog
 Skaalar: @Felicity CAAAAAAWWW. CAAAW, CAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWW! "CAW CAAAW, CAW CAW CAW!" CAWWWW?
 Felicity: @Skaalar Where CAW translates to I dont know, *can* you?
 Skaalar: I'm imagining a new Tuesday night sitcom. Dad Falcon! Or maybe Falcon Father? "Dad, can I go over to my friend's house?" "CAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW"
 annterland: Pbpbbbpbptttt
 Teechur: He's making that face again, isn't he? I swear I'm going to bite that lip.
Image 184166   06-09-17   Uploaded by    weed poop
Score:
1158
 
 grizzly: Crossfit goat.
 ignatz: I mean even angle-corrected that's pretty steep..
 ignatz: Sticky goats are weird
 Teechur: Obey the law of gravity, you crazy levitating goats! Oh well. Guess I gotta rad...
Image 184165   06-09-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
342
 
 Skaalar: "Your authority isn't recognized.. In Fort Kickass!"
 annterland: But Phyllis and Shirley are why I need the fort
 Ulillillia: Gary Larson loves it when his art is posted online
 Cami: Harold == Cami
Image 184164   06-09-17   Uploaded by    mackdaddy
Score:
252
 
 hat thrab: @a robot The animation of the udder flops is just....something.
 hat thrab: @a robot ... ... ... (me too)
 ch: Is that a GLURSDINKO suckling on a PANTUALSKORX?
 Peter Pantsless: @a robot There was a boss that used one in the second generation and it was a real bastard
 a robot: I admit I still play Pokemon Go. Judge me all you want! I am only familiar with generation one because I'm old, so I was pretty shocked by that cow thing when I first caught one. It's called "Miltank" and it's disturbing. Just walks around on two legs with its udders hanging out.
 Skaalar: This is the most disturbing yet hilarious thing I've seen all day.
 tib gubb: pokeman uses weird-out ... it's super-effective!
Image 184163   06-09-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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