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221684  trelyate: RIP, Florida Man.

221689  sparename: Was going to ask what this would be in Teraquads aboard Voyager but Urban Dic tells me:- "Teraquad a synonym for 4 Terabytes commonly used by uneducated people who watch the show "Star Trek" far too often. Commonly used by people named James."

221693  boozer: Am I the only one that thinks that they should keep the chemical cleaning sponge and dish cleaning sponge further apart?

221673  Dan Tagonistic: I think I had this

221693  inthrees: *This bear will get really anal if you act like a child and don't wash your dish.*

221684  Minnesotan: nailed it

221674  karmakat: WHO turned off the light?

221677  karmakat: I am SO HUNGRY I WILL EAT THIS TABLE!

221683  ThoughtlessGentleman: its that trustworthy magical rhinoceros ive been hearing about!!!

221679  karmakat: who farted?

221680  karmakat: aw, so tiny.

221682  karmakat: to avoid spillage huh?

221690  yawgmoth: Straight to the brain

221615  Felicity: Alcohol Improv

221622  Felicity: @No Ragrets @Uncle Phil I hate those new headlights that are as bright on the normal setting as high-beams, so then you flash your high-beams at the person, and then they turn on their high-beams and its twice as bad

221684  Theta Zero: "What are you gonna do, eat me?"

221624  Felicity: Weng Weng, in disguise, going undercover

221690  communist: i'm totally craving skulldrinking a beer right now.

221643  Felicity: Nice copperplate lettering at least

221645  Felicity: Mirror [hits Enter key]

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221576 Mr. Shine: @Colty Brumb Do they count the time spent unwrapping the little b@st@rds?

221582 ignatz: You're either with us, or against us (GW Bush)

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221622 Felicity: @No Ragrets @Uncle Phil I hate those new headlights that are as bright on the normal setting as high-beams, so then you flash your high-beams at the person, and then they turn on their high-beams and its twice as bad

221638 Winterneuro: @Haute and sweaty hmmm. I do know the name, so no bet! :-)

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 Felicity: He looks like he cant hear himself read over how loud that thing is
 grizzly: This is Elon Musk.
 ignatz: So many brilliant things, some so simple and elegant: check out the Tesla valve (no moving parts, genius)
 Dr Awkward: @dangerkeith3000 I fucked Edison... he wasn't super inventive in the sack.
 dangerkeith3000: RAD. And also fuck Edison.
 Side Boob: Nikola Tesla is always RAD!
Image 184020   06-08-17   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
 Felicity: @Felicity Oops, never mind, @enfanta covered that
 Felicity: So if I dont take them home but I do label them, they will be thrown away on Saturday?
 jochenau: In that case, you're either bringing breast milk to work, or pumping at work, and neither of those really makes sense.
 Dan Tagonistic: @fanny Just gonna bad this then saw your comment and had to rad
 enfanta: If I label my food *and* leave it, will it still be thrown away on Saturday?
 Aemuli: I have never understood why breast milk is called that - we don't call goat milk "tit milk". I vote for Human Milk - it sounds vaguely foreboding, like you aren't 100% sure if it's just from humans, for humans, are made up of humans.
 Zampano: I "threw away" [cough cough] your money sandwich
 fanny: username upload combo!
 Scoo: Label it, then
Image 184019   06-08-17   Uploaded by    Lemon Rage
 Aemuli: *whispers* Praise the Sun
 Dr Awkward: I dub thee "Sir Nubbins"
 addend: Because we have to clean the fridge, kitty.
Image 184018   06-08-17   Uploaded by    Red
 Felicity: Man in his unperfected and perfected states
Image 184017   06-08-17   Uploaded by    durian
 SpaceCow: It's easy, once you know where the vowels go.
 raditzu: Window of opportunity. Best episode. Ever.
 Side Boob: Red Reddington figures out how to use the Stargate. Hilarity ensues.
 Dr Awkward: If only we could build some sort of Gate... to the Stars. Wait. That's not an accurate way to describe what we're doing at all!
 fanny: @Meow shit right?! has he been sleeping the last few months?
 fanny: fucking common core.
 Meow: Following McCain's line of questioning at the Comey hearing
Image 184016   06-08-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
 SpaceCow: "I'll kill this delicious water!"
 KrazyKat: I want a corgi hose nozzle. (Cat #3)
 Felicity: Whargarbl
 a robot: I love that two cat-themed names have already commented on this dog picture :D
 Meow: Doggo! Use Water Gun attack!
 Catcat: When BORK meets BARF
Image 184015   06-08-17   Uploaded by    Horatio
 Kim: @savvoy It's wearing a Virgin Killer.
 savvoy: Why is that cat so sexy?
 Jabberwikket: Professor Jiggly uses SNUGGLE. It's very effective!
 Catcat: Almost acceptable levels of warm
Image 184014   06-08-17   Uploaded by    Red
 Prostata: J. R. "Dog" Dobbs
 Robespierre: Damn licorice pipes...
 Yam: @Butcherboy DID SOMEONE SAY WALK?
 Dr Awkward: Ceci n'est pas un chien
 Butcherboy: Lunting: to walk while smoking a pipe
 a robot: @Scoo, I believe this dog was in Skull and Bones.
 Scoo: Why, that canine has the proud bearing and glossy fur coat of a Yale man!
Image 184013   06-08-17   Uploaded by    logono
 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 The definition of braindead
 dangerkeith3000: the definition of lazy
 sparename: Victim of Alien Ablutions
 Aemuli: I hate when you sneeze, miss the toilet, and accidentally drive through the bathroom wall
 Nopetology: I've heard of "hovering" over a dirty toilet seat, but this seems a bit excessive.
Image 184012   06-08-17   Uploaded by    Horatio
 dangerkeith3000: gee thanks!
 kinggheedra: Who is this for again?
 Scoo: Aw, you shouldn't have
Image 184011   06-08-17   Uploaded by    Vault Dweller
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