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257995  DrNinjaman: Two words: Fanny pack

258005  Side Boob: Rex. King of the doggos!

258006  Robespierre: Duuuuuuuuuude

258006  Side Boob: Heh, boobs.

258009  Robespierre: Thuglife wikiHow looks thuggish

258010  Robespierre: @Ihminen "Sweeeeet Caroline ... good times never felt so goooood..."

257941  NoRagrets: I dont lie on the internet. That was a lie. Or was it?

257981  Not A Bot: Wearing Kuribo's shoe allows you to stomp around the mosh pit without getting hurt.

258002  DrNinjaman: American Schools: Congratulations! You have just completed the entirety of your education regarding other countries!

257992  ThoughtlessGentleman: this was probably hilarious when two incomes werent necessary to keep a house going.

257994  Robespierre: @Sadbot Are you German? You may have to be German.

258010  Ihminen: the theme song started playing in my head pretty much automatically... mmmm that sweet synth sound

257990  NoRagrets: I know this gets downvoted most of the time when it pops up, but it always gets a chuckle out of me. I think its because of the off the wall, coming from everywhere absurdity of it. And the bad art.

258001  VoR: Thiiiiink pink

257996  NoRagrets: Is this taking a stab at the fact that victims only get royalty money and not all the proceeds?

257998  NoRagrets: @Felicity gonna go with black panther costume on either a sonic character or banjo kazooie character

257979  AlexDeLarge: What not to do at a stop light

257996  DrinkMixMan: @Robespierre I guess it's a thing that they always play that song during the 7th inning stretch at Fenway

257996  Robespierre: @DrinkMixMan If it is, he sure hasn't aged well. But even if it is ... why would he be singing that song to victims? "Good times never felt so good," and all that? Something tells me that being sprayed with pressure cooker shrapnel doesn't constitute a good time, and probably doesn't feel very good, either.

257996  DrinkMixMan: @Robespierre I believe that's Neil Diamond in the picture?

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257772 DrNinjaman: There's a survey on the back. If you fill it out you get $10 your next dress rental

257947 VeeKay: Now we're going to places in my neighborhood

257825 werterland: This alligator is on a strict son-only diet. Please, no daughters.

257966 Mr. Shine: This is an oddly specific fetish.

257969 Mr. Shine: Embrace your truth, Jonathan.

257890 VeeKay: I knew that the millionth facebook like would do it.

257724 tib gubb: that explains so much

257769 Mad Collager: Do you really need THAT much insurance for one bike?

257824 DrNinjaman: Damn it Spock, I'm a doc!

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 Lemonator: He looks like he cant hear himself read over how loud that thing is
 grizzly: This is Elon Musk.
 ignatz: So many brilliant things, some so simple and elegant: check out the Tesla valve (no moving parts, genius)
 Dr Awkward: @dangerkeith3000 I fucked Edison... he wasn't super inventive in the sack.
 Grandmaster Fat: RAD. And also fuck Edison.
 Side Boob: Nikola Tesla is always RAD!
Image 184020   06-08-17   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
 kswat: @Felicity Oops, never mind, @enfanta covered that
 Mr. Skeltal: So if I dont take them home but I do label them, they will be thrown away on Saturday?
 jochenau: In that case, you're either bringing breast milk to work, or pumping at work, and neither of those really makes sense.
 Dan Tagonistic: @fanny Just gonna bad this then saw your comment and had to rad
 enfanta: If I label my food *and* leave it, will it still be thrown away on Saturday?
 Aemuli: I have never understood why breast milk is called that - we don't call goat milk "tit milk". I vote for Human Milk - it sounds vaguely foreboding, like you aren't 100% sure if it's just from humans, for humans, are made up of humans.
 Zampano: I "threw away" [cough cough] your money sandwich
 fanny: username upload combo!
 Scoo: Label it, then
Image 184019   06-08-17   Uploaded by    Lemon Rage
 Aemuli: *whispers* Praise the Sun
 Dr Awkward: I dub thee "Sir Nubbins"
 addend: Because we have to clean the fridge, kitty.
Image 184018   06-08-17   Uploaded by    Red
 camellia: Man in his unperfected and perfected states
Image 184017   06-08-17   Uploaded by    durian
 SpaceCow: It's easy, once you know where the vowels go.
 raditzu: Window of opportunity. Best episode. Ever.
 Side Boob: Red Reddington figures out how to use the Stargate. Hilarity ensues.
 Dr Awkward: If only we could build some sort of Gate... to the Stars. Wait. That's not an accurate way to describe what we're doing at all!
 fanny: @Meow shit right?! has he been sleeping the last few months?
 fanny: fucking common core.
 Meow: Following McCain's line of questioning at the Comey hearing
Image 184016   06-08-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
 SpaceCow: "I'll kill this delicious water!"
 KrazyKat: I want a corgi hose nozzle. (Cat #3)
 Cheesecake: Whargarbl
 a robot: I love that two cat-themed names have already commented on this dog picture :D
 Meow: Doggo! Use Water Gun attack!
 Catcat: When BORK meets BARF
Image 184015   06-08-17   Uploaded by    Horatio
 Kim: @savvoy It's wearing a Virgin Killer.
 savvoy: Why is that cat so sexy?
 Jabberwikket: Professor Jiggly uses SNUGGLE. It's very effective!
 Catcat: Almost acceptable levels of warm
Image 184014   06-08-17   Uploaded by    Red
 Prostata: J. R. "Dog" Dobbs
 Double-Munched Tacotito: Damn licorice pipes...
 Yam: @Butcherboy DID SOMEONE SAY WALK?
 Dr Awkward: Ceci n'est pas un chien
 Butcherboy: Lunting: to walk while smoking a pipe
 a robot: @Scoo, I believe this dog was in Skull and Bones.
 Scoo: Why, that canine has the proud bearing and glossy fur coat of a Yale man!
Image 184013   06-08-17   Uploaded by    logono
 DJSnoopMike: @dangerkeith3000 The definition of braindead
 phailsauce: the definition of lazy
 sparename: Victim of Alien Ablutions
 Aemuli: I hate when you sneeze, miss the toilet, and accidentally drive through the bathroom wall
 Nopetology: I've heard of "hovering" over a dirty toilet seat, but this seems a bit excessive.
Image 184012   06-08-17   Uploaded by    Horatio
 mrmaestro: gee thanks!
 kinggheedra: Who is this for again?
 Scoo: Aw, you shouldn't have
Image 184011   06-08-17   Uploaded by    Vault Dweller
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