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216140  Pudding: The emperor of the sea

216058  sumo: The chlamydia scares me more than that....

216132  addend: Where do I click "Accept"?

216134  addend: "Not one of them offered me any".

216058  p nut: Thanks for letting me know that I needed to look at its hand. I wouldn't have done so otherwise.

216141  addend: @addend You expect the caret sign to appear twice in your post...

216141  addend: You expect 10243 bytes. They only give you 10003.

216058  l0dan: Changing a picture into something less funny isn't an accomplishment.

216142  addend: If Gam-Gam knits you a sweater, you wear it, itchy or not.

215984  Bohab: I think that guy works at papa johns...

216059  jadensmith: Shred Flanders

216142  eider: The 'nip must flow.

216154  sumo: I think don't think he's been tending to his web in awhile. Probably got cooked by the light.

216140  Skinr: @DrinkMixMan WOMP WOMP

216154  parrotsnest: Soon to be biggest damn spider

216152  BlarfyB: Or his head.

216060  younglink: No, that's a pretty big Husky.

216099  Bohab: @jazzjunkie shell siverstein was creepy

216096  Greek Fire: "We can make it if we run." "No, we can't. We're being hunted."

216092  qazwsx: But.....it was so amazing....

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216098 bobby: That's uhhh... a rather loose butthole

216000 apoxia: My mother takes plastic plates when she goes to a pizza restaurant as she doesn't think it's proper to eat right off the big wooden block with the pizza on it. She also takes her own instant coffee to a cafe as she doesn't like strong coffee (she lives in New Zealand where we actually know how to make espresso coffee, not like most places I've been in America). The jar she takes it in is a urine specimen jar. I win.

215977 apoxia: Prescient. People are either on their phones or on a computer.

216003 Beeble: "You, uh..... You gonna eat all that?"

215898 El Barto: *Sharpie sounds* IAM GOODENOUGH

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215998 piranharama: When she says - Go ahead, I dont mind

215989 Mad Collager: @PushyWebsite Did it become a tuba when it reached adulthood?

215938 FatTigerWoods: The abyss stares at you even when you're not staring back

216067 Cami: @foreversmug Do you have the CSI suite installed?



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Score:
325
 
 Winterneuro: It cause the miners are usually hammered by 8 and all they do is fight after 9 pm
 a robot: @Knice But hey, now you have an excuse to get drunk with your mom tomorrow
 XLY: Thanks Trump
 Robespierre: That's a Bud bar, alright.
 Scoo: The town I used to live in had a (really sketchy) bar called The Miner's Tavern. Now I'm going to imagine minors whenever I think of that place.
 funny in the wall: it's not an easy life, plus the black lung...
 Dan Tagonistic: I can dig it
 tib gubb: wow, high brow establishment
 scribbs: Posted near campus of Colorado School of Mines.
 Knice: *turns off helmet-light; sadly heads home*
Image 183652   06-06-17   Uploaded by    homeless
Score:
360
 
 jochenau: That doggo looks like it had a head transplant.
 Shay: @scribbs Nice catch.
 SomeCanadian: *PFFFT*
 scribbs: Double rainbow; the lesser one is coming out of his head.
 Peter Pantsless: I don't think I want to taste that rainbow...
Image 183651   06-06-17   Uploaded by    Dan Tagonistic
Score:
548
 
 piranharama: It comes once a year
 skillet: OH CUM, ALL YE FAITHFUL...
 SomeCanadian: I hope hey did that on purpose.
 scribbs: An explosion of Christmas cheer.
 JohnnySalami: Oh Christmas Ween, Oh Christmas Ween, though art most fair and lovely
Image 183650   06-06-17   Uploaded by    burritos
Score:
988
 
 Robespierre: Roll that beautiful bean footage.
 tib gubb: haha, fuck
 ASTER: Do you think this man knows how famous he is? I hope so.
 Gomi Day: graffiti might be a crime, but this shouldn't be.
 Peter Pantsless: Thinkin' 'bout those memes
Image 183649   06-06-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
189
 
 Druman9991: This has been going on for awhile now, it's how I lost my virginity
 Wet farts: That's actually in Brooklyn off myrtle ave. the bronx and Brooklyn are both piles of shit though so it's easy to confuse the two lol. @Science
 Science: I think this White Castle is in the Bronx. Pretty sure I've driven past it.
 E. HONDA: Aw yeah baby, let's eat under the 7 train
 carpwoman: It's real. It's really real. It's a thing now.
 Robespierre: More like "Valentines Day Perversions".
 tib gubb: find you a man that doesn't care when you stink like stinky onions
 Peter Pantsless: The restaurant with the most heart...burn
Image 183648   06-06-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
353
 
 Dreforian: That's an awfully bizarre toilet bowl but I understand the sentiment.
 Suburbanmom: THIS is why you don't cheat on your girlfriend!
 trelyate: bobbing for apples
 XLY: Following an applesauce recipe from pintrest
 NoRagrets: Someone is bitter.
 White Rice: If I recall, this was the work of an angry girlfriend/wife, and all the products seen were the boyfriend/husbands. I think there is video of it happening (or at least the reaction) on YouTube.
 Scoo: I'm going to guess a messy divorce is involved here somehow
 tib gubb: someone needs a bath
 Off Topic: Anyone want to go bobbing for apples?
 Aemuli: The disturbing thing? If they had filmed it all and put it on YouTube they might have gotten so many views that they'd have made way more than the cost of the objects. The internet is a weird place.
 Sadbot: Don't worry, daddy/expense account will get you new ones
 fanny: just put everything in some rice it'll be fine
 Peter Pantsless: The new iBath, only $750,000 (proprietary plumbing not included)
Image 183647   06-06-17   Uploaded by    Back Door Dan
Score:
695
 
 a robot: "Baka" means "stupid" in Japanese, but an equivalent sounding word also means "bye" in Russian. Your fun language fact of the day!
 E. HONDA: "beat your shit" seems a less powerful threat than "beat you"
 jochenau: ...did the kid get a crew cut and then glue half of Trump's hair to the front of his head?
 funny in the wall: I don't know whom to root for. Neither one of them is speaking English
Image 183646   06-06-17   Uploaded by    saluted
Score:
278
 
 Felicity: Like Jdate but with dirt
 FabricMan: "Life's a garden apartment in the exurbs; you gotta dig it."
 Skaalar: "I can see down yer shirt!"
 dangerkeith3000: business in the front. party in the back.
Image 183645   06-06-17   Uploaded by    miller
Score:
336
 
 Felicity: cvte
 Supermansbrother: People who say F too much say MF a lot.
 Ulillillia: That's really fuckin' neato
 el jefe: 2 out of 3 ain't bad
Image 183644   06-06-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
487
 
 Felicity: If Hunter S. Thompson was William S. Burroughs
 Cami: @Sadbot AT THIS LEVEL IT'S ART!
 Cami: @Sadbot Money and/or fame make the difference.
 Wooden Spoon: YOU LURID GOLEM!
 Hosebag: And if he won't talk to Smith and Wesson, maybe he'll talk to Consolidated Head Melter.
 tib gubb: NO MORE OUTTA YOU!
 Sadbot: Sure, when I shoot things I'm an irresponsible redneck, but when an overrated writer does it it's somehow acceptable.
 el jefe: rad as hell. Hunter S. Thompson
 Peter Pantsless: When I told him to shoot me a letter, this is not what I had in mind (for the purposes of that joke, it's 1965)
 EH: all work and no play makes jack a dull boy
 ch: HST says "hello" to the IBM Selectric
 Knice: Gang-style Selectricution
Image 183643   06-06-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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