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262407  wolfpk: If that is natural; holy shit, that is awesome!!! If it is not natural, whoever did it is an asshole!

262416  wolfpk: Ok, I have a piano that needs taken up to the tenth floor. It won't fit on the elevator, if that's what you are thinking.

262418  dangerkeith3000: I can't decide if these are Rick and Morty names or Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy names.

262416  Amy Housewine: He doesn't look like a Corey.

262416  Amy Housewine: He doesn't look like a Corey.

262416  dangerkeith3000: The guy on the left is naked?

262418  dangerkeith3000: That's the coolest dog I've ever seen.

262417  Sadbot: I was napping, dude

262426  Mr Mumble: Looks just like my facebook profile picture

262380  LurkedMoar: Aw, no shouldntves?

262411  Annoying Vegan : I love you, and you can have anything you want.

262356  BavidDowie: And are called "humplings"

262359  BavidDowie: Debbie Does Dallas was a sequel??

262412  Whatever: Im HOW Old now?

262364  BavidDowie: I'm sure I've hit at least 23m

262390  BavidDowie: I'm of the Asian persuasion

262410  WTF: @Biple Plombies Even though the names are messed up you can still pick out Not A Bot

262352  Bill Rye: did friendly spaceship eat the special brownies

262355  Bill Rye: those look like Boletes, excellent eating (food) mushrooms

262419  Slickbrew: as long as he doesnt try to sell me insurance I love him

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262230 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Post a pic of her from the yearbook :P

262176 Felicity: Even in the future nothin' works!

262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

262157 Felicity: @raditzu Well, she is an Amazon...

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 Maft Brungus: It cause the miners are usually hammered by 8 and all they do is fight after 9 pm
 Vempo Grongus: @Knice But hey, now you have an excuse to get drunk with your mom tomorrow
 Frang Morpumple: Thanks Trump
 Dimp Grunungo: That's a Bud bar, alright.
 Jomp Albumple: The town I used to live in had a (really sketchy) bar called The Miner's Tavern. Now I'm going to imagine minors whenever I think of that place.
 Germ Plemuble: it's not an easy life, plus the black lung...
 Jort Rempumbies: I can dig it
 Frert Grombies: wow, high brow establishment
 Bimp Rempuble: Posted near campus of Colorado School of Mines.
 Lold Flumomple: *turns off helmet-light; sadly heads home*
Image 183652   06-06-17   Uploaded by    Varm Rempuble
 Lalm Plemopert: That doggo looks like it had a head transplant.
 Buple Broble: @scribbs Nice catch.
 Flengo Dampungus: *PFFFT*
 Jirb Plemombies: Double rainbow; the lesser one is coming out of his head.
 Hold Ploble: I don't think I want to taste that rainbow...
Image 183651   06-06-17   Uploaded by    Porm Grongus
 Dald Plemomple: It comes once a year
 Vild Dampoble: OH CUM, ALL YE FAITHFUL...
 Darm Albombies: I hope hey did that on purpose.
 Traple Rempuble: An explosion of Christmas cheer.
 Garb Horpoble: Oh Christmas Ween, Oh Christmas Ween, though art most fair and lovely
Image 183650   06-06-17   Uploaded by    Hild Gromple
 Jolm Flumungo: Roll that beautiful bean footage.
 Durt Flumuble: haha, fuck
 Tringo Plemoble: Do you think this man knows how famous he is? I hope so.
 Rompo Cremopert: graffiti might be a crime, but this shouldn't be.
 Flulm Albumple: Thinkin' 'bout those memes
Image 183649   06-06-17   Uploaded by    Dawn Grunumple
 Jald Flongus: This has been going on for awhile now, it's how I lost my virginity
 Crolm Grunumple: That's actually in Brooklyn off myrtle ave. the bronx and Brooklyn are both piles of shit though so it's easy to confuse the two lol. @Science
 Gompo Dampumple: I think this White Castle is in the Bronx. Pretty sure I've driven past it.
 Rongo Morpungo: Aw yeah baby, let's eat under the 7 train
 Dongo Rempumbies: It's real. It's really real. It's a thing now.
 Traple Horpombies: More like "Valentines Day Perversions".
 Gort Brongo: find you a man that doesn't care when you stink like stinky onions
 Malm Grunombies: The restaurant with the most heart...burn
Image 183648   06-06-17   Uploaded by    Merb Bruble
 Juld Grunuble: That's an awfully bizarre toilet bowl but I understand the sentiment.
 Lurbo Dampungus: THIS is why you don't cheat on your girlfriend!
 Gert Grunomple: bobbing for apples
 Fremp Dampombies: Following an applesauce recipe from pintrest
 Bump Flungo: Someone is bitter.
 Dawn Morpumbies: If I recall, this was the work of an angry girlfriend/wife, and all the products seen were the boyfriend/husbands. I think there is video of it happening (or at least the reaction) on YouTube.
 Gewn Cremungus: I'm going to guess a messy divorce is involved here somehow
 Palm Brungo: someone needs a bath
 Crungo Flongus: Anyone want to go bobbing for apples?
 Girm Morpopert: The disturbing thing? If they had filmed it all and put it on YouTube they might have gotten so many views that they'd have made way more than the cost of the objects. The internet is a weird place.
 Larb Dampongus: Don't worry, daddy/expense account will get you new ones
 Bengo Plemombies: just put everything in some rice it'll be fine
 Gelm Flumumbies: The new iBath, only $750,000 (proprietary plumbing not included)
Image 183647   06-06-17   Uploaded by    Pert Flumombies
 Hirbo Drumungus: "Baka" means "stupid" in Japanese, but an equivalent sounding word also means "bye" in Russian. Your fun language fact of the day!
 Dirm Cremumple: "beat your shit" seems a less powerful threat than "beat you"
 Frurm Dampongo: ...did the kid get a crew cut and then glue half of Trump's hair to the front of his head?
 Jumpo Grunomple: I don't know whom to root for. Neither one of them is speaking English
Image 183646   06-06-17   Uploaded by    Vang Flumongus
 Himpo Flumuble: Like Jdate but with dirt
 Purbo Plemumbies: "Life's a garden apartment in the exurbs; you gotta dig it."
 Bingo Morpongus: "I can see down yer shirt!"
 Flarbo Plupert: business in the front. party in the back.
Image 183645   06-06-17   Uploaded by    Baple Dampomple
 Jarbo Horpomple: cvte
 Vewn Albongus: People who say F too much say MF a lot.
 Flirb Horpombies: That's really fuckin' neato
 Crelm Drumuble: 2 out of 3 ain't bad
Image 183644   06-06-17   Uploaded by    Tralm Drumupert
 Vilm Flumumbies: If Hunter S. Thompson was William S. Burroughs
 Halm Morpupert: @Sadbot AT THIS LEVEL IT'S ART!
 Jumpo Flupert: @Sadbot Money and/or fame make the difference.
 Biple Grongus: YOU LURID GOLEM!
 Pumpo Cremopert: And if he won't talk to Smith and Wesson, maybe he'll talk to Consolidated Head Melter.
 Mampo Drumomple: NO MORE OUTTA YOU!
 Crumpo Dampomple: Sure, when I shoot things I'm an irresponsible redneck, but when an overrated writer does it it's somehow acceptable.
 Memp Grunoble: rad as hell. Hunter S. Thompson
 Darm Brumbies: When I told him to shoot me a letter, this is not what I had in mind (for the purposes of that joke, it's 1965)
 Theld Bropert: all work and no play makes jack a dull boy
 Crirt Gropert: HST says "hello" to the IBM Selectric
 Frampo Plungus: Gang-style Selectricution
Image 183643   06-06-17   Uploaded by    Relm Rempomple
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