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228098  BavidDowie: Dis mah spleen

228101  BavidDowie: Son...you know your mom's maiden name, LePew? There's something I need to tell you. You're half...French.

228247  Sadbot: @Mexico I'd recommend it...I think, it's been over a decade since I watched it all the way through. Just know that there's a follow up movie because fans were so pissed about the ending...watch that, too.

228103  BavidDowie: I hate this meme

228259  Teechur: Chillinhuahua

228119  BavidDowie: If it rains during a full moon... could you get a moonbow?

228133  BavidDowie: I'm getting verklimpt...I'll give you a topic...Do you feel lucky?

228144  BavidDowie: I ain't nothin but a gander, honkin all the time

228247  Mexico: @Sadbot It is to my great shame that I couldn't come up with anything better than parodying the opening theme because I haven't seen Evangelion all the way through.

228147  BavidDowie: @Amy Housewine don't believe everything you read *purrrrr*

228256  addend: I don't have the stomach for it.

228257  addend: Big BAD wolf.

228258  addend: "In last week's episode of 'Soap'..."

228247  Sadbot: Eat the Double Down, Shinji, or Rei will have to

228177  BavidDowie: Babe... there's a fungus among us.

228185  BavidDowie: Nice time-delay fuse

228210  BavidDowie: Classy lot

228216  BavidDowie: Live-action Dr. Seuss is a bad idea

228218  BavidDowie: Tackies!

228250  Winterneuro: Blue moon...or in this case blue package?

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228024 VeeKay: O beautiful for spacious skies, For amber waves of grain, For purple mountain majesties, Above the fruited plain! America! America! God shed His grace on thee, And crown thy good with brotherhood, From sea to shining sea!

227970 DrNinjaman: Louis CK's going ahead with that self help book after all.

228163 jochenau: Would this change my life somehow? Why should I care?

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228067 glenalec: Contact .... has been made!

228047 SuedeOxford: When two people kiss, they form a long tube with an anus at both ends. This is not worse than that.

228183 glenalec: Please explain?

228003 Austin: If you haven't see wizard people Dear reader go do it right now

227992 Robespierre: @glenalec From Blue Highways by William Least Heat Moon: "Who on Earth would eat wolf fish?" "Ask Mrs. Paul."

228190 duckfarts: that's some pig



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Score:
325
 
 Winterneuro: It cause the miners are usually hammered by 8 and all they do is fight after 9 pm
 a robot: @Knice But hey, now you have an excuse to get drunk with your mom tomorrow
 XLY: Thanks Trump
 Robespierre: That's a Bud bar, alright.
 Scoo: The town I used to live in had a (really sketchy) bar called The Miner's Tavern. Now I'm going to imagine minors whenever I think of that place.
 funny in the wall: it's not an easy life, plus the black lung...
 Dan Tagonistic: I can dig it
 tib gubb: wow, high brow establishment
 scribbs: Posted near campus of Colorado School of Mines.
 Knice: *turns off helmet-light; sadly heads home*
Image 183652   06-06-17   Uploaded by    homeless
Score:
360
 
 jochenau: That doggo looks like it had a head transplant.
 Shay: @scribbs Nice catch.
 SomeCanadian: *PFFFT*
 scribbs: Double rainbow; the lesser one is coming out of his head.
 Peter Pantsless: I don't think I want to taste that rainbow...
Image 183651   06-06-17   Uploaded by    Dan Tagonistic
Score:
548
 
 piranharama: It comes once a year
 skillet: OH CUM, ALL YE FAITHFUL...
 SomeCanadian: I hope hey did that on purpose.
 scribbs: An explosion of Christmas cheer.
 JohnnySalami: Oh Christmas Ween, Oh Christmas Ween, though art most fair and lovely
Image 183650   06-06-17   Uploaded by    burritos
Score:
988
 
 Robespierre: Roll that beautiful bean footage.
 tib gubb: haha, fuck
 ASTER: Do you think this man knows how famous he is? I hope so.
 Gomi Day: graffiti might be a crime, but this shouldn't be.
 Peter Pantsless: Thinkin' 'bout those memes
Image 183649   06-06-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
189
 
 Druman9991: This has been going on for awhile now, it's how I lost my virginity
 Wet farts: That's actually in Brooklyn off myrtle ave. the bronx and Brooklyn are both piles of shit though so it's easy to confuse the two lol. @Science
 Science: I think this White Castle is in the Bronx. Pretty sure I've driven past it.
 E. HONDA: Aw yeah baby, let's eat under the 7 train
 carpwoman: It's real. It's really real. It's a thing now.
 Robespierre: More like "Valentines Day Perversions".
 tib gubb: find you a man that doesn't care when you stink like stinky onions
 Peter Pantsless: The restaurant with the most heart...burn
Image 183648   06-06-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
353
 
 Dreforian: That's an awfully bizarre toilet bowl but I understand the sentiment.
 Suburbanmom: THIS is why you don't cheat on your girlfriend!
 trelyate: bobbing for apples
 XLY: Following an applesauce recipe from pintrest
 NoRagrets: Someone is bitter.
 White Rice: If I recall, this was the work of an angry girlfriend/wife, and all the products seen were the boyfriend/husbands. I think there is video of it happening (or at least the reaction) on YouTube.
 Scoo: I'm going to guess a messy divorce is involved here somehow
 tib gubb: someone needs a bath
 Off Topic: Anyone want to go bobbing for apples?
 Aemuli: The disturbing thing? If they had filmed it all and put it on YouTube they might have gotten so many views that they'd have made way more than the cost of the objects. The internet is a weird place.
 Sadbot: Don't worry, daddy/expense account will get you new ones
 fanny: just put everything in some rice it'll be fine
 Peter Pantsless: The new iBath, only $750,000 (proprietary plumbing not included)
Image 183647   06-06-17   Uploaded by    Back Door Dan
Score:
695
 
 a robot: "Baka" means "stupid" in Japanese, but an equivalent sounding word also means "bye" in Russian. Your fun language fact of the day!
 E. HONDA: "beat your shit" seems a less powerful threat than "beat you"
 jochenau: ...did the kid get a crew cut and then glue half of Trump's hair to the front of his head?
 funny in the wall: I don't know whom to root for. Neither one of them is speaking English
Image 183646   06-06-17   Uploaded by    saluted
Score:
278
 
 Felicity: Like Jdate but with dirt
 FabricMan: "Life's a garden apartment in the exurbs; you gotta dig it."
 Skaalar: "I can see down yer shirt!"
 dangerkeith3000: business in the front. party in the back.
Image 183645   06-06-17   Uploaded by    miller
Score:
336
 
 Felicity: cvte
 Supermansbrother: People who say F too much say MF a lot.
 Ulillillia: That's really fuckin' neato
 el jefe: 2 out of 3 ain't bad
Image 183644   06-06-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
487
 
 Felicity: If Hunter S. Thompson was William S. Burroughs
 Cami: @Sadbot AT THIS LEVEL IT'S ART!
 Cami: @Sadbot Money and/or fame make the difference.
 Wooden Spoon: YOU LURID GOLEM!
 Hosebag: And if he won't talk to Smith and Wesson, maybe he'll talk to Consolidated Head Melter.
 tib gubb: NO MORE OUTTA YOU!
 Sadbot: Sure, when I shoot things I'm an irresponsible redneck, but when an overrated writer does it it's somehow acceptable.
 el jefe: rad as hell. Hunter S. Thompson
 Peter Pantsless: When I told him to shoot me a letter, this is not what I had in mind (for the purposes of that joke, it's 1965)
 EH: all work and no play makes jack a dull boy
 ch: HST says "hello" to the IBM Selectric
 Knice: Gang-style Selectricution
Image 183643   06-06-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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