Aggro-Gator is a socially-progressive site. We do not accept comments or images which are racist, sexist, or politically hostile. We're here to have fun, not to argue or antagonize. Read our mission statement if you're new here!



244535  ChubbyBuddy: so why is this place called "306.7?"

244535  sparename: They take off their oversized black glasses then shake their beautiful long hair out of its bun in really slow motion

244518  Aspirin: She laughed so hard she tipped over and breathed in a bunch of particles out of the dirty carpet.

244536  WannaBee: What psychopaths have an all white living room? Even the books are white!

244494  jochenau: How can you be born with the wrong hair color? Is trans-blonde a thing now or something?

244520  Aspirin: Explain this Reptilians!

244535  Scoo: Smart is sexy. I once had a legitimate quantum mechanics study session go for almost 90 minutes before the field collapsed and it rapidly decayed into a 2-body system of oscillating thrust vectors.

244536  ThoughtlessGentleman: ha! none that all porn. also synergize that bizz @Not A Bot.

244536  Side Boob: Someday...

244460  a robot: @glenalec You and me both, meatbag

244528  Yam: @funny in the wall Yeah, but actual ferrets make BAD sex toys

244515  TurkeyVulture: @funny in the wall the is what my grandmother believed.

244537  Scoo: Wakawakawaka

244535  funny in the wall: @TurkeyVulture especially if you're reading sexy things. i feel like me reading about the cryomodules to be installed on the new slac accelerator, not so much

244540  Scoo: Anyway, here's Wonderwall

244530  wolfpk: Tiger: Your intimidation tactics wouldn't work with me!!

244534  Scoo: Unlikely. Who'd steal that pos?

244535  TurkeyVulture: Reading is sexy.

244495  Side Boob: This artist (Svetlana Petrova) inserts her big fatty cat into art classics. fatcatart.com/gallery/ I think it's great fun, but I'm a broken crazy cat man. vOv

244523  Side Boob: Bell bottoms and capes. They are bringing it back!

Search comments:



These users have commented the most in the past 24 hours:

1. Yurishiro
2. lecj07
3. glenalec
4. dangerkeith3000
5. Felicity
6. WannaBee
7. Scoo
8. VoR
9. Dr Awkward
10. Not A Bot



The top ten most commented-on images today:

244313 Christina: @WannaBee Keep trying!

244301 piranharama: Paranoia in a space station tho...

244419 jazzjunkie: Scientists used to think that long flowing dresses dragged on the ground like a T-Rex tail. The modern assumption is that long flowing dresses (much like a T-Rex tail) are held aloft, aiding with balance and maneuverability at high speeds.

244288 prius: going to need my glasses for this

244294 FireBreathingMarmot: "Where did I go wrong - eating a bowl of glitter, or thinking I could hold back that sneeze..."

244406 Side Boob: Same.

244466 Felicity: Is this the home of the Nunies from /SNL/?

244280 jazzjunkie: Classic Max

244300 Yurishiro: The skeleton that sdoot

244292 FireBreathingMarmot: Banksy goes conceptual.



The highest-scored images of the past 48 hours:

Annoying Vegan uploaded 244320 (1498 points)
fishing uploaded 244344 (1334 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 244135 (1254 points)
Side Boob uploaded 244300 (1160 points)
Prombom uploaded 244018 (1160 points)
Scoo uploaded 244357 (1099 points)
hexxx uploaded 244203 (1060 points)
Horp Lello uploaded 244111 (1057 points)
Bumbo Lungys uploaded 244274 (1012 points)
WannaBee uploaded 244286 (1011 points)
Dreforian uploaded 244121 (1007 points)
iCEy uploaded 244334 (989 points)
foreversmug uploaded 244168 (982 points)
buds420 uploaded 244424 (976 points)
Unicorn uploaded 244105 (975 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. WannaBee: 13445 points
 2. Supermansbrother: 10790 points
 3. Yurishiro: 7948 points
 4. Scoo: 7721 points
 5. Annoying Vegan : 6615 points
 6. Side Boob: 5747 points
 7. Not A Bot: 3739 points
 8. Mr. Butt: 2975 points
 9. foreversmug: 2932 points
10. waaaaaat: 2911 points
11. Warrax: 2801 points
12. E. HONDA: 2677 points
13. ChubbyBuddy: 2447 points
14. a robot: 2251 points
15. fanny: 2120 points
Only 79 out of 4800+ users have pledged $1 or more to Aggro-Gator. We need your tiny donation to cover our costs.

The site is being funded out of our own pockets, and we're one of the only sites explicitly dedicated to anti-racist, anti-sexist, safe-for-work content. Here's how you can help us stay open.


These features are only available for users ranked purple.

View all comments of the past 24 hours

Edit your own comments

Top 50 images of all time

(NEW!) 1000+ point images of the past 7 days

Purple users can also display more information on user profile pages, and flag problem users for disagreeable comments/images.



Users ranked blue or green have a customized page showing their uploads, as well as other images they have marked as favorites.You aren't logged in. You can get your own user page by logging in!

Here's a random example of a user page: JackSkellington.aggro-gator.com

Today's weirdo item:

Updates once an hour.

Current queue length: 553
Registered users online in past hour: 2039

Average image score (last 24 hours): 406

Total number of comments: 1303445
Total number of images: 244516



To link to another image in a comment, type # before the image name, like this: #36995

To notify another user that you've responded to them, type @ before their name, like this: @Freddie Mercury

Uploads are queued. Your image(s) will not be posted immediately, but will usually show up in the feed within 12 hours (max 24h.)



The higher your ranking, the more features you can access. Purple-ranked users are able to moderate comments and images.

Avoid being flagged as a racist, creep, or whiner. If other users flag you as one or more of these, your ranking will suffer.

Reposts are part of life. If you visit often you may see the same image twice. No one needs to be notified that you've seen something already.

Moonmoon's FAQ: #1

Moonmoon's FAQ: #2

RANKINGS:

Best Worst

Improve your ranking by receiving (+) on your comment, uploading new images, and inviting new users. The XP needed for each rank goes up daily, so keep up, or you'll fall behind!

The elusive purple rank is available to the most prodigious commenters and uploaders. If you lack the time or effort to comment and upload, you can become purple by supporting our fund-raiser.

XP algorithm last updated 1/23/17 -- Moonmoon

XP needed for blue ranking: 116860
XP needed for green ranking: 41252
XP needed for yellow ranking: 0

You need to register an account and log in to see your rank.


Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.



 



 

 



 
Score:
702
 
 SpaceCow: They are, though they've stopped firing.
 bug: Wait until 2020. ...and then keep waiting.
 FabricMan: Don't you understand? You are an asshole. You were one of the assholes this whole time!
 Urn BooUrn: Eternally.
 el jefe: *queef*
 Catcat: Assholes are the traditional rulers of White Blank Space. Get back into your basement.
 WTF: Yes, they always have been and always will be.
 addend: Yes. They're the ones who put the fallout shelter sign on the inside. Lucky you found it.
Image 183573   06-06-17   Uploaded by    140bpm
Image 183572 is unbelievably bad (score -10) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by weed poop. Your image was bad, weed poop.
Score:
217
 
 Dick Inspector: I didn't know Terry Gunnell owned mail, but somehow it doesn't surprise me.
 Felicity: Is that to keep him from biting his stitches?
 chhumphrey: @Teechur eventually, yes
 Teechur: @chhumphrey From what I understand, Raputin was a head in his time.
 chhumphrey: Rasputin was ahead of his time
 Derp Herpigan: Not bad, but on a scale of 1 to Persian King you're still a 7.
 Ihminen: Somebody edit him in to the cover art of Gorillaz Demon Days
 WTF: Hipsters today...
 el jefe: do you even beard?
 addend: *Its.
 addend: "That ferret must be hiding nearby. It's stench is unmistakable."
 WaffleIron: No one can see my double chin now!
Image 183571   06-06-17   Uploaded by    hoobleton
Score:
224
 
 Micro Jackson: Are you going to eat that?
 Dr Awkward: Wait, this Job? "There was a man in the land of Uz, whose name was Job; and that man was perfect and upright, and one that feared God, and eschewed evil... His substance also was seven thousand sheep, and three thousand camels, and five hundred yoke of oxen, and five hundred she asses, and a very great household; so that this man was the greatest of all the men of the east."
 Bill Rye: c+ mark, work on your lettering.
 chhumphrey: That's nice but I ordered the cheeseburger dry
 Science: A true sandwich artist.
 el jefe: Ghostbuster trap for midwest moms
 addend: Cheese & slackers.
 WaffleIron: Classic Mark.
Image 183570   06-06-17   Uploaded by    Lemon Rage
Score:
390
 
 Peach: And on that beautiful night, blue and purple were as one.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: @el jefe is correct!!
 el jefe: @ThoughtlessGentleman you're a psychedelic crotch
 ThoughtlessGentleman: A forest of psychadelic crotches.
 WaffleIron: Just another party I didn't get invited to.
 Cami: I'll need some Gravol before joining in.
Image 183569   06-06-17   Uploaded by    agger gater
Score:
844
 
 Hosebag: @Nopetology Well, I know I am.
 enfanta: @Nopetology except on snow days!
 Hosebag: A tiger? In Africa!?
 Felicity: If they had thumbs, theyd be snapping
 CrystallineEntity: This is what is known as an ambush of tigers.
 bug: I hope I brought enough Fancy Feast...
 el jefe: @piranharama Ctrl ACVVACVVACVV
 piranharama: Ctrl+c, ctrl+v
 Nopetology: How is this possible? Aren't tigers supposed to be fiercely territorial and antisocial?
Image 183568   06-06-17   Uploaded by    Murm Gungus
Score:
174
 
 Felicity: Rad hearse!
 DrinkMixMan: You say this like it's a bad thing.
 Peter Pantsless: Quit doxxing @hearsegirl!
 enfanta: A hearse is a deal breaker but you were okay with that monstrosity of a garage blocking most of the house?
 Ulillillia: lol
 Otterman: Although, for fair disclosure, I have relatives in the mortuary biz and they pull some weird pranks on each other.
 Otterman: Quiet, professional neighbors? Seems like a good find to me.
 Catcat: @Cami Maybe he's afraid that the neighbor brings back work to home at times.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Yep you dont deserve a neighbor with a personality you spineless turd.
 tib gubb: jeez, how basic can you get? Is this some kind of competition to see who can be the biggest baby?
 WaffleIron: So it's still for sale? hearse neighbors have to be cool neighbors, or at least quiet ones.
 dobbiesdoogs: it's bar none the coolest station wagon anyone could ever have
 Cami: Wow. I didn't expect to feel so strongly about that. Sorry. WHY IS A HEARSE SUCH A BIG GODDAMN DEAL?
 Cami: So what? A Google Maps recce is a good policy but a hearse next door is a deal breaker? Really?
Image 183567   06-06-17   Uploaded by    Drump Porbs
Score:
435
 
 Peter Pantsless: I've heard of helicopter parenting, but this is ridiculous
 Felicity: George W. Bush in harem pants
 Cami: Back when carnies were REAL carnies.
 Catcat: Ah, the Fuck-Your-Spine baby carriage!
 Nopetology: If kids don't give you a headache naturally, you could always try this contraption. Looks like it'd be quite effective..
Image 183566   06-06-17   Uploaded by    realjon
Image 183565 is unbelievably bad (score -13) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Grandmaster Fat. We'll pray for you, Grandmaster Fat.
Score:
517
 
 tekfro: obey gravity, it's the law
 Cami: Tetsuo moved to the country.
 dobbiesdoogs: two to beam up
 Nopetology: That's some impressive witchcraft!
Image 183564   06-06-17   Uploaded by    Unstableton
Page 1 ... 6092 6093 6094 6095 6096 6097 6098 ... 24451 pages total

<< Prev Page   Next Page >>







Comments left on Aggro-Gator are written by guests. We take no responsibility for the content of comments, images, or other user-created content. To report an inappropriate image or comment, email info@aggro-gator.com.


Aggro-Gator is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to amazon.com.

Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.