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273105  steve: Ok this is the first BAD this picture will get from me for now on it's always getting BAD.

273023  Bob: Ohai naybor.

273097  Side Boob: No ducks given.

273032  Bob: Remember what's important

273041  Bob: @Teechur Once someone walked out of my house, and fell down the steps (they were fine). My indoor Doggo Lola took the opportunity to bolt outside as always. Then reconsidered and instead chose to assist the hooman. A great doggo.

273044  Bob: Paradise. Someone is living the dream.

273047  Bob: I need more doggos in my life

273048  Bob: Orange blowfish are an important breakfast fruit.

273049  Bob: My wife keeps snacks in her purse for me, just in case I get hangry. True love.

273090  burritos: Freedom!

273063  Bob: Why hate potato?

273034  El hefe: @Side Boob yep, have had to do this more than once to keep it going

273085  Not A Bot: "HALLOWEEN COSTUMES YOU CAN MAKE AT DENNY'S" Denny Press, 75 pgs., 2015. The New York Times gave it a 10/10 heralding it as "the glorious trumpet that spells the beginning of the end for this age of humanity."

273083  El hefe: What happens when you post Banksy's art

273094  El hefe: Sanders 2020

273098  El hefe: In Soviet Vulcan, Spock eats sehlat

273105  Magic Bullets: Seeeeemore!

272985  tib gubb: @ignatz sure - in the form of dead skin cells and bacteria. you can use a toothbrush, as well.

273101  Amy Housewine: *Borkfday, obviously.

273088  VoR: Why is my tongue like velcro

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272918 Teechur: @Dr Awkward My wife and I are cracking up over here! She and I actually met online in 1994. We each took a leap of faith and 22 years of marriage later..... Criminally insane? Not criminally, anyway....

272815 Mr Bleak: Just because you *can* do something ...

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272892 Peter Pantsless: @Hokie333 The show It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is on at that time, and their pub us called Paddy's as well. Just a little goof.

273043 White Rice: @Prostata As he ventured through Walmart, numberous ondividuals inquired as to if the flowers he was carrying were to make amends with his girlfriend, or if they're for his girlfriend (not sure the double girlfriend stuff there). Firstly, he endeavors to please the ladies, not cause them ire. Secondly, the only girl of import to him is his daughter, and she will be the recipient of the flowers. If any person is of the belief he does anything to rectify relations with the ladies, they are sorely mistaken, as he just leaves if they become unhappy. Laugh my redneck ass off (I'm assuming that's what the R in lmRao is). That's it, more or less. Yay flowers for daughter, boo not fixing things if you mess up/taking responsibility in relationships.



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Score:
702
 
 SpaceCow: They are, though they've stopped firing.
 bug: Wait until 2020. ...and then keep waiting.
 FabricMan: Don't you understand? You are an asshole. You were one of the assholes this whole time!
 Urn BooUrn: Eternally.
 el jefe: *queef*
 Catcat: Assholes are the traditional rulers of White Blank Space. Get back into your basement.
 WTF: Yes, they always have been and always will be.
 addend: Yes. They're the ones who put the fallout shelter sign on the inside. Lucky you found it.
Image 183573   06-06-17   Uploaded by    140bpm
Image 183572 is unbelievably bad (score -10) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by weed poop. Boo, weed poop.
Score:
217
 
 Dick Inspector: I didn't know Terry Gunnell owned mail, but somehow it doesn't surprise me.
 Porbo Mellus: Is that to keep him from biting his stitches?
 chhumphrey: @Teechur eventually, yes
 Teechur: @chhumphrey From what I understand, Raputin was a head in his time.
 chhumphrey: Rasputin was ahead of his time
 Derp Herpigan: Not bad, but on a scale of 1 to Persian King you're still a 7.
 Ihminen: Somebody edit him in to the cover art of Gorillaz Demon Days
 WTF: Hipsters today...
 el jefe: do you even beard?
 addend: *Its.
 addend: "That ferret must be hiding nearby. It's stench is unmistakable."
 WaffleIron: No one can see my double chin now!
Image 183571   06-06-17   Uploaded by    hoobleton
Score:
224
 
 Micro Jackson: Are you going to eat that?
 cj22: Wait, this Job? "There was a man in the land of Uz, whose name was Job; and that man was perfect and upright, and one that feared God, and eschewed evil... His substance also was seven thousand sheep, and three thousand camels, and five hundred yoke of oxen, and five hundred she asses, and a very great household; so that this man was the greatest of all the men of the east."
 Bill Rye: c+ mark, work on your lettering.
 chhumphrey: That's nice but I ordered the cheeseburger dry
 Science: A true sandwich artist.
 el jefe: Ghostbuster trap for midwest moms
 addend: Cheese & slackers.
 WaffleIron: Classic Mark.
Image 183570   06-06-17   Uploaded by    Lemon Rage
Score:
390
 
 Peach: And on that beautiful night, blue and purple were as one.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: @el jefe is correct!!
 el jefe: @ThoughtlessGentleman you're a psychedelic crotch
 ThoughtlessGentleman: A forest of psychadelic crotches.
 WaffleIron: Just another party I didn't get invited to.
 Cami: I'll need some Gravol before joining in.
Image 183569   06-06-17   Uploaded by    agger gater
Score:
844
 
 Hosebag: @Nopetology Well, I know I am.
 enfanta: @Nopetology except on snow days!
 Hosebag: A tiger? In Africa!?
 Bacon Train: If they had thumbs, theyd be snapping
 CrystallineEntity: This is what is known as an ambush of tigers.
 bug: I hope I brought enough Fancy Feast...
 el jefe: @piranharama Ctrl ACVVACVVACVV
 piranharama: Ctrl+c, ctrl+v
 Nopetology: How is this possible? Aren't tigers supposed to be fiercely territorial and antisocial?
Image 183568   06-06-17   Uploaded by    Murm Gungus
Score:
174
 
 celtic: Rad hearse!
 DrinkMixMan: You say this like it's a bad thing.
 Peter Pantsless: Quit doxxing @hearsegirl!
 enfanta: A hearse is a deal breaker but you were okay with that monstrosity of a garage blocking most of the house?
 Ulillillia: lol
 claphands: Although, for fair disclosure, I have relatives in the mortuary biz and they pull some weird pranks on each other.
 violentwrath: Quiet, professional neighbors? Seems like a good find to me.
 Catcat: @Cami Maybe he's afraid that the neighbor brings back work to home at times.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Yep you dont deserve a neighbor with a personality you spineless turd.
 tib gubb: jeez, how basic can you get? Is this some kind of competition to see who can be the biggest baby?
 WaffleIron: So it's still for sale? hearse neighbors have to be cool neighbors, or at least quiet ones.
 dobbiesdoogs: it's bar none the coolest station wagon anyone could ever have
 Cami: Wow. I didn't expect to feel so strongly about that. Sorry. WHY IS A HEARSE SUCH A BIG GODDAMN DEAL?
 Cami: So what? A Google Maps recce is a good policy but a hearse next door is a deal breaker? Really?
Image 183567   06-06-17   Uploaded by    Drump Porbs
Score:
435
 
 Peter Pantsless: I've heard of helicopter parenting, but this is ridiculous
 AceOfSpades: George W. Bush in harem pants
 Cami: Back when carnies were REAL carnies.
 Catcat: Ah, the Fuck-Your-Spine baby carriage!
 Nopetology: If kids don't give you a headache naturally, you could always try this contraption. Looks like it'd be quite effective..
Image 183566   06-06-17   Uploaded by    realjon
Image 183565 is unbelievably bad (score -13) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Grandmaster Fat. We'll pray for you, Grandmaster Fat.
Score:
517
 
 tekfro: obey gravity, it's the law
 Cami: Tetsuo moved to the country.
 dobbiesdoogs: two to beam up
 Nopetology: That's some impressive witchcraft!
Image 183564   06-06-17   Uploaded by    Unstableton
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