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227747  Felicity: I beg your what?

227747  Felicity: @Amy Housewine My coworker used to say that it sounded like Paula Abdul was saying: Ooh, Im in the funky wig! in the song Vibeology

227784  antipatterns: "finally, someone i can relate to."

227758  jazzjunkie: It's more about the notes you *don't* play.

227761  Not A Bot: Best self prostate exam ever.

227783  Ulillillia: That has to be intentional.

227748  Felicity: MEAT. Its whats for dinner!

227750  Felicity: Also, Jimmy makes a very good-looking woman, when you see him in the completed look!

227770  jazzjunkie: @Mr. Butt I concur.

227750  Felicity: This is not the only time Jimmy did this. The Transgender Fiction Archive has the complete set, and when you see it all in one place it really gives you the impression that to Jimmy this is more than just a way to get stories

227777  jazzjunkie: They learn best in a state of lucid dreaming, perhaps?

227786  sparenamelaptopdied: "Your future shows you having been eaten by owls"

227755  Felicity: Im going to say their names are...Jon, Eric, and Jack

227779  Peter Pantsless: SPRARRTS!

227760  Felicity: Every time they issue new Canadian money, they update her portrait. Its an ongoing reminder of the fragility of human existence

227784  Amy Housewine: She looks very young to have achieved as high a rank as hierophant.

227760  Felicity: @fanny She might *be* whats scaring the people in the above picture

227761  Felicity: I shall name them Sammi, Vicki, and Bobbi

227780  wolfpk: What are tou saying?

227782  Amy Housewine: @Robespierre Young folk those days.

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9. Science
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227741 jochenau: This isn't a "leave a polite note" situation, this is a "find the bastard and fire him" situation.

227748 Felicity: MEAT. Its whats for dinner!

227689 Prostata: @Felicity Keep your stick on the ice!

227731 jochenau: @SimonSaysGarfunkel Let's not have an argument about religion on the Spaceship.

227624 glenalec: Well, the mis-management and abuse of Australia's "Baby Bonus" got it the nick-name "Plasma TV bonus" a few years back.

227609 Nothing: Hell yeah, Goofus and Gallant rules

227684 Amy Housewine: @Felicity The meeting of Cage and Anti-Cage will destroy the universe.

227720 jochenau: Look and feel more natural than...your natural shape? I don't get it.

227612 Science: Slutty-O's!

227742 wolfpk: Without the bread of life... your toast

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10. Handyman: 1891 points
11. Emoji: 1872 points
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14. phonk: 1651 points
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 WTF: Yes, they always have been and always will be.
 addend: Yes. They're the ones who put the fallout shelter sign on the inside. Lucky you found it.
Image 183573   06-06-17   Uploaded by    140bpm
Image 183572 is unbelievably bad (score -10) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by weed poop. Boo, weed poop.
 Dick Inspector: I didn't know Terry Gunnell owned mail, but somehow it doesn't surprise me.
 Felicity: Is that to keep him from biting his stitches?
 chhumphrey: @Teechur eventually, yes
 Teechur: @chhumphrey From what I understand, Raputin was a head in his time.
 chhumphrey: Rasputin was ahead of his time
 Derp Herpigan: Not bad, but on a scale of 1 to Persian King you're still a 7.
 Ihminen: Somebody edit him in to the cover art of Gorillaz Demon Days
 WTF: Hipsters today...
 el jefe: do you even beard?
 addend: *Its.
 addend: "That ferret must be hiding nearby. It's stench is unmistakable."
 WaffleIron: No one can see my double chin now!
Image 183571   06-06-17   Uploaded by    hoobleton
 Micro Jackson: Are you going to eat that?
 Dr Awkward: Wait, this Job? "There was a man in the land of Uz, whose name was Job; and that man was perfect and upright, and one that feared God, and eschewed evil... His substance also was seven thousand sheep, and three thousand camels, and five hundred yoke of oxen, and five hundred she asses, and a very great household; so that this man was the greatest of all the men of the east."
 Bill Rye: c+ mark, work on your lettering.
 chhumphrey: That's nice but I ordered the cheeseburger dry
 Science: A true sandwich artist.
 el jefe: Ghostbuster trap for midwest moms
 addend: Cheese & slackers.
 WaffleIron: Classic Mark.
Image 183570   06-06-17   Uploaded by    Lemon Rage
 Peach: And on that beautiful night, blue and purple were as one.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: @el jefe is correct!!
 el jefe: @ThoughtlessGentleman you're a psychedelic crotch
 ThoughtlessGentleman: A forest of psychadelic crotches.
 WaffleIron: Just another party I didn't get invited to.
 Cami: I'll need some Gravol before joining in.
Image 183569   06-06-17   Uploaded by    agger gater
 Hosebag: @Nopetology Well, I know I am.
 enfanta: @Nopetology except on snow days!
 Hosebag: A tiger? In Africa!?
 Felicity: If they had thumbs, theyd be snapping
 CrystallineEntity: This is what is known as an ambush of tigers.
 bug: I hope I brought enough Fancy Feast...
 el jefe: @piranharama Ctrl ACVVACVVACVV
 piranharama: Ctrl+c, ctrl+v
 Nopetology: How is this possible? Aren't tigers supposed to be fiercely territorial and antisocial?
Image 183568   06-06-17   Uploaded by    Murm Gungus
 Felicity: Rad hearse!
 DrinkMixMan: You say this like it's a bad thing.
 Peter Pantsless: Quit doxxing @hearsegirl!
 enfanta: A hearse is a deal breaker but you were okay with that monstrosity of a garage blocking most of the house?
 Ulillillia: lol
 Otterman: Although, for fair disclosure, I have relatives in the mortuary biz and they pull some weird pranks on each other.
 Otterman: Quiet, professional neighbors? Seems like a good find to me.
 Catcat: @Cami Maybe he's afraid that the neighbor brings back work to home at times.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Yep you dont deserve a neighbor with a personality you spineless turd.
 tib gubb: jeez, how basic can you get? Is this some kind of competition to see who can be the biggest baby?
 WaffleIron: So it's still for sale? hearse neighbors have to be cool neighbors, or at least quiet ones.
 dobbiesdoogs: it's bar none the coolest station wagon anyone could ever have
 Cami: Wow. I didn't expect to feel so strongly about that. Sorry. WHY IS A HEARSE SUCH A BIG GODDAMN DEAL?
 Cami: So what? A Google Maps recce is a good policy but a hearse next door is a deal breaker? Really?
Image 183567   06-06-17   Uploaded by    Drump Porbs
 Peter Pantsless: I've heard of helicopter parenting, but this is ridiculous
 Felicity: George W. Bush in harem pants
 Cami: Back when carnies were REAL carnies.
 Catcat: Ah, the Fuck-Your-Spine baby carriage!
 Nopetology: If kids don't give you a headache naturally, you could always try this contraption. Looks like it'd be quite effective..
Image 183566   06-06-17   Uploaded by    realjon
Image 183565 is unbelievably bad (score -13) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Grandmaster Fat. Your image was bad, Grandmaster Fat.
 tekfro: obey gravity, it's the law
 Cami: Tetsuo moved to the country.
 dobbiesdoogs: two to beam up
 Nopetology: That's some impressive witchcraft!
Image 183564   06-06-17   Uploaded by    Unstableton
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