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258756  Peter Pantsless: @Solemn their website is super weird too

258760  BavidDowie: Lady on the Tramp

258650  Shay: @dangerkeith3000 Constipation.

258756  Solemn: Seriously, though, Taco Bell's Twitter has some spicy comebacks. I'd compare it with their hot sauce, but I'd never be able to say 'Taco Bell hot sauce' with a straight face.

258749  Mad Collager: Frankly, the same photo could've had both captions.

258749  lecj07: First panel: Khajit needs sweet roll. Second panel: khajit did nothing! Khajit is innocent of this crime!

258754  Mad Collager: What? No fried egg?

258766  Mister Beef: Overcompensating, clearly!

258756  Solemn: SMACKDOWN

258537  Side Boob: Babby's first 'monster' truck. So fierce!

258753  Side Boob: Needs to be on a "Vigo the Carpathian" painting

258733  WTF: RIP Ozzy... He's not dead, I just hope he can take a break from all that shuffling around he does all day.

258745  WTF: Is it a law or something that says all bars have to have these stupid-ass signs?

258731  VeeKay: Champagne supernova! No, wait, that's a damn song. Duh.

258754  Solemn: Totally did not-zi that symbol on the medals.

258740  VeeKay: She's wearing Ede and Ravenscroft.

258750  Solemn: @Frum Temps @fanny *Definitely* too late.

258751  Solemn: Clever girl...

258748  Solemn: FENNEC

258744  Passive: *leans back in rocking chair* I haven't laughed at a good poop joke in years!

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258568 VoR: Super glue

258337 Science: You are required to maneuver straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point. The target area is only two meters wide. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port.

258590 Science: @Sadbot: Well, considering the gunman is often killed, motivations remain a mystery. Also, the news media doesn't make headlines out of motivations because they usually aren't exciting and take time away from more sensational news items.

258618 a robot: @VeeKay Nah that was my first thought too, like "back in the day when teen idols were in their 30s," but I realized that trend has never really gone away. Like the grown-ass adults on 90210 and in boy bands and stuff.

258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258696 Mr. Butt: Okay.

258520 Science: Holy hell, I just realized that these are Inferno shells from Necromunda...

258679 Robespierre: This charcuterie is enormous

258682 bug: ...unfortunately, I have scoliosis and could really use the extra money for corrective surgery

258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.



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Score:
702
 
 SpaceCow: They are, though they've stopped firing.
 bug: Wait until 2020. ...and then keep waiting.
 FabricMan: Don't you understand? You are an asshole. You were one of the assholes this whole time!
 Urn BooUrn: Eternally.
 el jefe: *queef*
 Catcat: Assholes are the traditional rulers of White Blank Space. Get back into your basement.
 WTF: Yes, they always have been and always will be.
 addend: Yes. They're the ones who put the fallout shelter sign on the inside. Lucky you found it.
Image 183573   06-06-17   Uploaded by    140bpm
Image 183572 is unbelievably bad (score -10) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by weed poop. Your image was bad, weed poop.
Score:
217
 
 Dick Inspector: I didn't know Terry Gunnell owned mail, but somehow it doesn't surprise me.
 Porbo Mellus: Is that to keep him from biting his stitches?
 chhumphrey: @Teechur eventually, yes
 Teechur: @chhumphrey From what I understand, Raputin was a head in his time.
 chhumphrey: Rasputin was ahead of his time
 Derp Herpigan: Not bad, but on a scale of 1 to Persian King you're still a 7.
 Ihminen: Somebody edit him in to the cover art of Gorillaz Demon Days
 WTF: Hipsters today...
 el jefe: do you even beard?
 addend: *Its.
 addend: "That ferret must be hiding nearby. It's stench is unmistakable."
 WaffleIron: No one can see my double chin now!
Image 183571   06-06-17   Uploaded by    hoobleton
Score:
224
 
 Micro Jackson: Are you going to eat that?
 Dr Awkward: Wait, this Job? "There was a man in the land of Uz, whose name was Job; and that man was perfect and upright, and one that feared God, and eschewed evil... His substance also was seven thousand sheep, and three thousand camels, and five hundred yoke of oxen, and five hundred she asses, and a very great household; so that this man was the greatest of all the men of the east."
 Bill Rye: c+ mark, work on your lettering.
 chhumphrey: That's nice but I ordered the cheeseburger dry
 Science: A true sandwich artist.
 el jefe: Ghostbuster trap for midwest moms
 addend: Cheese & slackers.
 WaffleIron: Classic Mark.
Image 183570   06-06-17   Uploaded by    Lemon Rage
Score:
390
 
 Peach: And on that beautiful night, blue and purple were as one.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: @el jefe is correct!!
 el jefe: @ThoughtlessGentleman you're a psychedelic crotch
 ThoughtlessGentleman: A forest of psychadelic crotches.
 WaffleIron: Just another party I didn't get invited to.
 Cami: I'll need some Gravol before joining in.
Image 183569   06-06-17   Uploaded by    agger gater
Score:
844
 
 Hosebag: @Nopetology Well, I know I am.
 enfanta: @Nopetology except on snow days!
 Hosebag: A tiger? In Africa!?
 Bacon Train: If they had thumbs, theyd be snapping
 CrystallineEntity: This is what is known as an ambush of tigers.
 bug: I hope I brought enough Fancy Feast...
 el jefe: @piranharama Ctrl ACVVACVVACVV
 piranharama: Ctrl+c, ctrl+v
 Nopetology: How is this possible? Aren't tigers supposed to be fiercely territorial and antisocial?
Image 183568   06-06-17   Uploaded by    Murm Gungus
Score:
174
 
 celtic: Rad hearse!
 DrinkMixMan: You say this like it's a bad thing.
 Peter Pantsless: Quit doxxing @hearsegirl!
 enfanta: A hearse is a deal breaker but you were okay with that monstrosity of a garage blocking most of the house?
 Ulillillia: lol
 Otterman: Although, for fair disclosure, I have relatives in the mortuary biz and they pull some weird pranks on each other.
 Otterman: Quiet, professional neighbors? Seems like a good find to me.
 Catcat: @Cami Maybe he's afraid that the neighbor brings back work to home at times.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Yep you dont deserve a neighbor with a personality you spineless turd.
 tib gubb: jeez, how basic can you get? Is this some kind of competition to see who can be the biggest baby?
 WaffleIron: So it's still for sale? hearse neighbors have to be cool neighbors, or at least quiet ones.
 dobbiesdoogs: it's bar none the coolest station wagon anyone could ever have
 Cami: Wow. I didn't expect to feel so strongly about that. Sorry. WHY IS A HEARSE SUCH A BIG GODDAMN DEAL?
 Cami: So what? A Google Maps recce is a good policy but a hearse next door is a deal breaker? Really?
Image 183567   06-06-17   Uploaded by    Drump Porbs
Score:
435
 
 Peter Pantsless: I've heard of helicopter parenting, but this is ridiculous
 AceOfSpades: George W. Bush in harem pants
 Cami: Back when carnies were REAL carnies.
 Catcat: Ah, the Fuck-Your-Spine baby carriage!
 Nopetology: If kids don't give you a headache naturally, you could always try this contraption. Looks like it'd be quite effective..
Image 183566   06-06-17   Uploaded by    realjon
Image 183565 is unbelievably bad (score -13) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Grandmaster Fat. You have brought shame on us, Grandmaster Fat.
Score:
517
 
 tekfro: obey gravity, it's the law
 Cami: Tetsuo moved to the country.
 dobbiesdoogs: two to beam up
 Nopetology: That's some impressive witchcraft!
Image 183564   06-06-17   Uploaded by    Unstableton
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