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273044  Bob: Paradise. Someone is living the dream.

273047  Bob: I need more doggos in my life

273048  Bob: Orange blowfish are an important breakfast fruit.

273049  Bob: My wife keeps snacks in her purse for me, just in case I get hangry. True love.

273090  burritos: Freedom!

273063  Bob: Why hate potato?

273034  El hefe: @Side Boob yep, have had to do this more than once to keep it going

273085  Not A Bot: "HALLOWEEN COSTUMES YOU CAN MAKE AT DENNY'S" Denny Press, 75 pgs., 2015. The New York Times gave it a 10/10 heralding it as "the glorious trumpet that spells the beginning of the end for this age of humanity."

273083  El hefe: What happens when you post Banksy's art

273094  El hefe: Sanders 2020

273098  El hefe: In Soviet Vulcan, Spock eats sehlat

273105  Magic Bullets: Seeeeemore!

272985  tib gubb: @ignatz sure - in the form of dead skin cells and bacteria. you can use a toothbrush, as well.

273101  Amy Housewine: *Borkfday, obviously.

273088  VoR: Why is my tongue like velcro

273090  VoR: I know the comment before its posted. It is the sight.

273097  VoR: No duck cuts

273100  VoR: It is my birthday too

273080  xylophone: "Now I am King, Old Man!"

273107  sparename: "I? = Full"

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272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272815 Mr Bleak: Just because you *can* do something ...

273043 White Rice: @Prostata As he ventured through Walmart, numberous ondividuals inquired as to if the flowers he was carrying were to make amends with his girlfriend, or if they're for his girlfriend (not sure the double girlfriend stuff there). Firstly, he endeavors to please the ladies, not cause them ire. Secondly, the only girl of import to him is his daughter, and she will be the recipient of the flowers. If any person is of the belief he does anything to rectify relations with the ladies, they are sorely mistaken, as he just leaves if they become unhappy. Laugh my redneck ass off (I'm assuming that's what the R in lmRao is). That's it, more or less. Yay flowers for daughter, boo not fixing things if you mess up/taking responsibility in relationships.

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272892 Peter Pantsless: @Hokie333 The show It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is on at that time, and their pub us called Paddy's as well. Just a little goof.

272918 Teechur: @Dr Awkward My wife and I are cracking up over here! She and I actually met online in 1994. We each took a leap of faith and 22 years of marriage later..... Criminally insane? Not criminally, anyway....



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Score:
649
 
 addend: *blush* Thanks, @Mr. Shine.
 Dreforian: @dangerous dave That may be because it wasn't only womens' thighs.
 dangerous dave: I never realized how thigh-centric the 80s were. The satanic part I remember, of course; I just don't remember the hyper-focus on womens' thighs.
 scribbs: Now I finally know who inspired '80s fashion.
 Mr. Shine: @addend I was gonna make a joke about The Exercist by you got the job done from the other angle. Cheers!
 addend: Yes, that's where I exorcise.
 a robot: Let's get PHYSICAL! And SATANICAL!
 Nopetology: Yes, one of the more specifically targeted torments in hell is when you are forced to do aerobics forever
Image 183153   06-04-17   Uploaded by    waffles
Score:
624
 
 Amy Housewine: ... with a snek for a tail.
 dangerous dave: Unicorns are horses dressed up in land shark costumes.
 Butcherboy: Now I'm picturing a trex hopping around and it's making me smile@dobbiesdoogs
 dobbiesdoogs: i prefer to think of the t-rex as a kangaroo reptile
 Cami: *mind blown*
Image 183152   06-04-17   Uploaded by    karpeles
Score:
109
 
 scribbs: @Hokie333 Okay, stones don't go through a phase change at drinking temperatures. Makes total sense. Fortunately, I'm not sufficiently scientific to feel like a boob for not realizing it before :-) Thanks!
 Hokie333: @scribbs Exactly. Drew explained that on The Worst Things For Sale. Search for "Whiskey Stones".
 scribbs: @Scoo Just don't absorb enough heat?
 Scoo: @Sadbot @scribbs Not only that, but they don't actually keep the whiskey cold
 Amy Housewine: I always thought Whiskeystones was a chain of bookshops.
 Sadbot: @scribbs I stole some from work when I worked at a liquor store and this is exactly my experience.
 scribbs: I have some whiskey stones. When I finally got around to trying them out, I discovered that they make the whiskey taste like there's dirt in it.
 addend: The menorah isn't the only one gettin' lit.
 Sadbot: What a confusing Ramadan gift
Image 183151   06-04-17   Uploaded by    prospector
Score:
197
 
 a robot: The "bad 80s music video" filter idea was a mistake
Image 183150   06-04-17   Uploaded by    Double-Munched Tacotito
Score:
479
 
 AdaMan: Thats the diameter duh
 Air Biscuit: @Skinr is that accounting for both discs?
 Skinr: The first Metal Gear Solid game is only about 3 inches if you skip all the cutscenes
Image 183149   06-04-17   Uploaded by    queezy farm
Score:
364
 
 scribbs: @Nopetology I'd watch that.
 Mr. Shine: Let him!
 Sadbot: @Nopetology Or an orc street samurai, but I don't think anyone is making a Shadowrun movie, sadly.
 Nopetology: The green skin is so they can turn him into a raccoon in post-production
 Amy Housewine: Behind closed doors Misty is known as Big Ice.
Image 183148   06-04-17   Uploaded by    ethernet
Score:
650
 
 XLY: Next season of always sunny looking gritty, but why is Greenman's face visible?
 Nopetology: "Space Putin". I'm so ashamed. I missed it because he wasn't riding an animal or a weapons system.
 Mr. Shine: Shown here: Trash Panda and Space Putin from "Defenders of the Universe"
 Amy Housewine: "It's OK Little Ice, it'll be OK."
Image 183147   06-04-17   Uploaded by    catsanddogs
Score:
381
 
 raditzu: flowers DIY
 scribbs: What artists think scientists do.
 Mr. Shine: Gesundheit!!
 addend: "...loves me not".
Image 183146   06-04-17   Uploaded by    alex
Score:
233
 
 Rat-Butt: Man, VR sex machines have gotten complicated
 Big Beagler: no need for half the shit on this
 Nopetology: Needs a catheter and IV line to achieve omnipotent net presence.
 scribbs: A good use of money.
 Borkf: *Pantslessness intensifies*
 Mr. Whiskers: IIIIII want myyyy MTVVVvVvV
 White Rice: 72-HOUR DRUM SOLO!
Image 183145   06-04-17   Uploaded by    kate shutupton
Score:
585
 
 scribbs: The multi-function Survival Hammond Organ also picks up AM/FM, short wave, & NOAA broadcast; functions as a ham radio; and carries an emergency harmonica.
 piranharama: 72-HOUR SYNTH SOLO
 Skinr: WANT
Image 183144   06-04-17   Uploaded by    Semaphore
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