Aggro-Gator is a socially-progressive site. We do not accept comments or images which are racist, sexist, or politically hostile. We're here to have fun, not to argue or antagonize. Read our mission statement if you're new here!

238274  Shay: Best press conference ever.

238265  Urn BooUrn: Accurate.

238274  Mexico: Can your old Uncle Sal borrow a million dollars for an art project?

238269  Hokie333: Binders full of women?

238252  Christina: This flying car doesn't look like it can be driven on regular streets.

238273  Warrax: Dominic you rat! How could you give your own singer the ol' frozen trophy?

238273  Shay: crap! crap! crap! crap! crap!

238084  Hokie333: 435 bottles (give or take*) x 16.9 fluid ounces = 459.5 pounds. Not as much as I'd guessed, but I'm sure it's exceeding all the manufacturer's limits. Plus, none of that's gonna get cold if there's no room for air circulation (*I'm assuming the upper main shelves are all 2 bottles deep)

238282  glenalec: Well, it's their life-crushing debt.

238272  jochenau: Kale was already bad enough, the GMO nonsense is just going too far.

238260  jochenau: Makes me think of the Avengers movie poster where the dudes are all in the sexualized poses they usually use for the ladies.

238249  glenalec: @mexican - that's a fair point :-)

238262  Christina: "You are doing me a frighten."

238268  jochenau: I like this kind of garden, much better than the highly-manicured places with everything separated into little distinct plots.

238268  Christina: Every scene goes better with doggos.

238269  jochenau: Well I guess there might be some unique challenges in managing porn personnel...

238260  Shay: Robo-Burt Reynolds' biggest weakness: Getting his arm dry humped.

238260  trelyate: it took me way too long to figure out that the right leg is actually some dude with a killer ass

238271  Christina: Very flexible.

238265  Slerzy: Wow, Mr. Carrey really captured her in this work. I can practically feel the spittle hitting my face.

Search comments:

These users have commented the most in the past 24 hours:

1. glenalec
2. Yurishiro
3. Robespierre
4. Christina
5. Ulillillia
6. Captain Marsupial
7. Whatever
8. Scoo
9. Teechur
10. funny in the wall

The top ten most commented-on images today:

238038 Mr Bleak: I checked, and it's real: google /maps/place/48%C2%B008'35.8%22N+123%C2%B010'09.4%22W/@48.1430595,-123.1689842,581a,35y,180h/data=!3m1!1e3!4m6!3m5!1s0x0:0x0!7e2!8m2!3d48.1432761!4d-123.1692882 the best bit is the neighbour has probably never even seen it...

238075 antipatterns: Lol the dude who invented the Cherokee language basically did it alone in his house and everyone in the village thought he was crazy. Took him years and multiple attempts with ideograms and others to devise the modern 86 character Cherokee language. Wild story.

238048 Christina: A side quest awaits you.

238181 Zukero: @White Rice I guess he must have accidentally chopped his website, then chopped his hosting problems.

238199 a robot: He's holding the S upside down. If it was like that on the sign then it definitely needed taking down

238029 Mr Bleak: @Robespierre Fun fact 3: "BMW" stands for "Break My Windows"

238194 glenalec: @VoR - everyone past their mid 20's is (when intensive cell repair starts to take a back seat in favor of energy conservation - aka getting fat on what you used to eat all the time).

238106 TurkeyVulture: @Scoo drink it to stay up late and study math, maybe.

238022 Kaviri: Some men are dogs, but not all dogs are men.

238173 jazzjunkie: Damn it Wesley

The highest-scored images of the past 48 hours:

Annoying Vegan uploaded 237968 (1206 points)
Taters uploaded 237975 (1168 points)
discodisco uploaded 238027 (1126 points)
Gomi Day uploaded 237762 (1090 points)
flowers uploaded 237928 (1083 points)
Messed Up Dog uploaded 237863 (1040 points)
Mad Collager uploaded 237947 (1032 points)
wolfskin uploaded 238075 (1024 points)
trepanation uploaded 237929 (938 points)
logono uploaded 237845 (931 points)
Uncle Larry uploaded 237996 (930 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 237774 (920 points)
Booty Kicker uploaded 237811 (916 points)
Prombom uploaded 237880 (910 points)
mission2mars uploaded 238025 (910 points)

These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. Robespierre: 20391 points
 2. Annoying Vegan : 5235 points
 3. ping: 3883 points
 4. Side Boob: 3710 points
 5. Gomi Day: 3501 points
 6. Not A Bot: 3203 points
 7. logono: 3146 points
 8. a robot: 2598 points
 9. Yurishiro: 2065 points
10. caesar: 2062 points
11. PygmyGremlin: 2025 points
12. Horp Lello: 2019 points
13. Dresdenkeogh: 2012 points
14. Taters: 1884 points
15. square44: 1796 points
Only 79 out of 4800+ users have pledged $1 or more to Aggro-Gator. We need your tiny donation to cover our costs.

The site is being funded out of our own pockets, and we're one of the only sites explicitly dedicated to anti-racist, anti-sexist, safe-for-work content. Here's how you can help us stay open.

These features are only available for users ranked purple.

View all comments of the past 24 hours

Edit your own comments

Top 50 images of all time

(NEW!) 1000+ point images of the past 7 days

Purple users can also display more information on user profile pages, and flag problem users for disagreeable comments/images.

Users ranked blue or green have a customized page showing their uploads, as well as other images they have marked as favorites.You aren't logged in. You can get your own user page by logging in!

Here's a random example of a user page:

Today's weirdo item:

Updates once an hour.

Current queue length: 464
Registered users online in past hour: 2086

Average image score (last 24 hours): 395

Total number of comments: 1273970
Total number of images: 238251

To link to another image in a comment, type # before the image name, like this: #36995

To notify another user that you've responded to them, type @ before their name, like this: @Freddie Mercury

Uploads are queued. Your image(s) will not be posted immediately, but will usually show up in the feed within 12 hours (max 24h.)

The higher your ranking, the more features you can access. Purple-ranked users are able to moderate comments and images.

Avoid being flagged as a racist, creep, or whiner. If other users flag you as one or more of these, your ranking will suffer.

Reposts are part of life. If you visit often you may see the same image twice. No one needs to be notified that you've seen something already.

Moonmoon's FAQ: #1

Moonmoon's FAQ: #2


Best Worst

Improve your ranking by receiving (+) on your comment, uploading new images, and inviting new users. The XP needed for each rank goes up daily, so keep up, or you'll fall behind!

The elusive purple rank is available to the most prodigious commenters and uploaders. If you lack the time or effort to comment and upload, you can become purple by supporting our fund-raiser.

XP algorithm last updated 1/23/17 -- Moonmoon

XP needed for blue ranking: 112250
XP needed for green ranking: 40288
XP needed for yellow ranking: 100

You need to register an account and log in to see your rank.

Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.




 XLY: Next season of always sunny looking gritty, but why is Greenman's face visible?
 Nopetology: "Space Putin". I'm so ashamed. I missed it because he wasn't riding an animal or a weapons system.
 Mr. Shine: Shown here: Trash Panda and Space Putin from "Defenders of the Universe"
 Amy Housewine: "It's OK Little Ice, it'll be OK."
Image 183147   06-04-17   Uploaded by    catsanddogs
 raditzu: flowers DIY
 scribbs: What artists think scientists do.
 Mr. Shine: Gesundheit!!
 addend: "...loves me not".
Image 183146   06-04-17   Uploaded by    alex
 Rat-Butt: Man, VR sex machines have gotten complicated
 antipatterns: no need for half the shit on this
 Nopetology: Needs a catheter and IV line to achieve omnipotent net presence.
 scribbs: A good use of money.
 Borkf: *Pantslessness intensifies*
 Mr. Whiskers: IIIIII want myyyy MTVVVvVvV
 White Rice: 72-HOUR DRUM SOLO!
Image 183145   06-04-17   Uploaded by    kate shutupton
 scribbs: The multi-function Survival Hammond Organ also picks up AM/FM, short wave, & NOAA broadcast; functions as a ham radio; and carries an emergency harmonica.
 piranharama: 72-HOUR SYNTH SOLO
 Skinr: WANT
Image 183144   06-04-17   Uploaded by    Semaphore
 addend: @scribbs Ah, that explains the headless fairy corpses by the old railroad tracks.
 scribbs: @addend Before the Where's Waldo people had the kinks worked out, children were expected to find a beheaded fairy.
 Mr. Whiskers: 72-HOUR FLOWER SOLO
 addend: Hint: He's wearing a purple hat.
Image 183143   06-04-17   Uploaded by    poetrysucks
 scribbs: Expect to get your feet wet.
 Mr. Shine: The S.S. Diabeetus
 Nopetology: Carl's old boat looked cooler. #15097
Image 183142   06-04-17   Uploaded by    craftjunk
 wolfpk: *Shots them for kicking dog.*
 Prostata: Randy and Dave are total assholes
 Mr. Shine: @piranharama She's godd@mn GONNA be!
 anatolel: As an ESL teacher, I can relate.
 piranharama: Is Vicky John Wick?
 ch: the hell is wrong with this teacher
Image 183141   06-04-17   Uploaded by    runny999
 Rat-Butt: New type of happy ending
 scribbs: Someone doesn't understand one of the two primary functions of a taco shell.
 ChubbyBuddy: think outside the bun but also not inside of anything else either
 Mr. Shine: Premature.jpg
 ch: sauce on the side is extra
Image 183140   06-04-17   Uploaded by    zoe
 werterland: @Skinr Off to bleach my brain!
 Scoo: @Skinr Bravo
 Skinr: "Don't worry, 'Nic," Barry said quietly as he ran his fingers through the hedgehog's spines - now limp and relaxed after the paramours' more perfect union. "Pretty soon, they'll ALL be blue states."
Image 183139   06-04-17   Uploaded by    Grandmaster Fat
 Mr. Shine: Moo?!
 Teechur: The cow seems a bit surprised.
Image 183138   06-04-17   Uploaded by    tacticaljay
Page 1 ... 5508 5509 5510 5511 5512 5513 5514 ... 23825 pages total

<< Prev Page   Next Page >>

Comments left on Aggro-Gator are written by guests. We take no responsibility for the content of comments, images, or other user-created content. To report an inappropriate image or comment, email

Aggro-Gator is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to

Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.