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272776  99.9 Percent: So was Bender....

272762  BavidDowie: Always.

272756  a robot: @Knice The higher-ups with the big salaries and "great" ideas for the company probably never even give a single thought to how things get cleaned or what the after-hours staff even does. You bet they'd notice if the support staff ever suddenly stopped doing it though...

272713  Eleftheros: and don't search again or i will taunt you a sescond time!

272760  dobbiesdoogs: i'm not falling for that belly rub trap........yes i am

272761  dobbiesdoogs: kids are dicks

272731  dobbiesdoogs: watch where you sit

272734  dobbiesdoogs: holy shit, regular!

272740  dobbiesdoogs: that's why you shouldn't be friends with granos

272744  dobbiesdoogs: ali wong is fantastic

272725  jochenau: @hajjpodge I'm pretty sure most teams have few players actually from the place the team is in, vs. the olympics where most of the athletes are actually from that country

272754  dobbiesdoogs: weed for scale

272765  Knice: A picture of a clipped-out newspaper column, with a caption redundant to the title. The only thing missing is the aol.com e-mail string of FWDs.

272733  Air Biscuit: I feel threatened.

272738  Air Biscuit: Car washes are nice.

272768  topcity: Photoshop.

272739  Air Biscuit: "Cats love it!"

272749  Air Biscuit: Sir, are you aware that your hair looks like macaroni?

272754  Air Biscuit: Huh huh huh.... refering...

272756  Knice: Pt 2: Always good for a sensible chuckle among the big, important types. Upon hearing this, I offered the opinion that before leaving a mess that was supposed to remain in-place, maybe they should have informed those whose duty it was to remove messes. That would be excellent, would it not? My input wasn't warmly received, and I spent the rest of the week honing my silence game.

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272663 SuedeOxford: What are these, allergies for ants?

272659 Greifer: Looks like roadkill

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272448 Eleftheros: As voiced by Ron Perlman

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272423 Sadpygmy: What at pain in the ass

272425 Nope: @lecj07 thank you for your service

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head



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 ThoughtlessGentleman: Kevin youre probably right but brittany your opinion is wrong and unappreciated.
 Bu7Z: A punch in the face.
 Skaalar: @wolfpk Seriously, what the frick is her problem?
 Prostata: lol "Alive" weekly rag
 Annoying Vegan : Kevinhorn
 Sadbot: Clearly you have no sense of humor, Brittany
 Ulillillia: I love The Onion
 wolfpk: That's sad, you don't like Super Troopers!
 WTF: Thanks God!
Image 182987   06-03-17   Uploaded by    fatman
Score:
326
 
 Wet farts: This didn't end well
 Sadbot: @wolfpk Still cheaper than anything from Tiffany
 Ulillillia: What is the worst gift you've ever received?
 wolfpk: He finds a box with divorce papers in it that says very funny.
Image 182986   06-03-17   Uploaded by    petunias
Score:
391
 
 apoxia: @Dick Inspector Those are sea urchin shells, not cacti
 Dick Inspector: I have one of these, but it contains a skull instead of cacti.
 savvoy: Those are actually tiny delicious cakes
 Air Biscuit: If you dont fall in love by the time the last needle falls off, the curse becomes permanent.
 scribbs: @Ulillillia This joke is making ME thirsty!
 Mad Collager: Damn! Why did it have to be Sea urchins? If it'd been reef creatures, we all could've sung "White coral bell, around a slender stalk..."
 Ulillillia: I don't get this dry humor.
Image 182985   06-03-17   Uploaded by    house md
Score:
797
 
 scribbs: "Why you keep pointing box at me?"
 Sadbot: Fine! I'll be that guy. Dogs are rad.
Image 182984   06-03-17   Uploaded by    KEKOEKEOEK
Score:
340
 
 Butcherboy: Mothers back is safe
 scribbs: World record holder for fastest food-to-poop rate.
 Ulillillia: buttlesshorn
 WTF: Johnny No-torso
 Mr. Butt: fucking same
Image 182983   06-03-17   Uploaded by    original og
Score:
1059
 
 athiest: Amazing username.
 Tiny Butt: Hulk eyes.
 WTF: What kind of world is it a crime to get out of a war-torn environment to make a better life for you and your children?
 savvoy: tiny pupils indicate she's not into you, dude
 Skaalar: Jesus, those eyes get me every time.. like she can still see you all these years later..
 Mr. Shine: Pew pew!! (Eye laser sound fx)
 Teechur: nytimes.com/2016/10/27/world/asia/…
Image 182982   06-03-17   Uploaded by    NanananananananaCATMAN
Score:
609
 
 Ihminen: "watching humans chase around a ball is strange... like do we look like that when we do it?"
 WTF: Even dogs find Soccer slow.
 Peach: #for it's one, two, three borkfs, you're out, at the old ball game#
Image 182981   06-03-17   Uploaded by    p nut
Score:
886
 
 Amy Housewine: And you know homie just ate a load of Melange and they turned blue.
 daisy picker: @Mr. Shine this made me vote rad
 Skaalar: I can see it, I see the cosmos...
 Mr. Shine: Mew mew!! (Cat eye laser sound fx)
 Mad Collager: Maybe this is her cat #182982.
Image 182980   06-03-17   Uploaded by    amputator
Image 182979 is unbelievably bad (score -9) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Hippitus Hoppitus. Your image was bad, Hippitus Hoppitus.
Score:
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 annterland: @Bu7Z deal
 Bu7Z: @annterland yeah, but you'd be the guy who cleans the birds stable, not the guy who rides it.
 Sadbot: Juan Gimenez is probably the best comic artist ever.
 annterland: Can I live in this world please?
 Mad Collager: @Knice Your favorite bird?
 Teechur: Oh, Gandalf. Every time you're stuck in a plot hole, you call for the Eagles.
Image 182978   06-03-17   Uploaded by    McMuff
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