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253690  Knice: Um ... okay? *confusedly jams Uno deck up ass*

253687  Knice: Red Shirt Dude fucked the angle up. 6/10

253686  Knice: That'll teach her.

253507  Austin: For "2". Just like that velveeta and shells meal that I made for me and a... friend

253686  Sadbot: Not wrong, Seinfeld is just bougie It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. No comedy but class-conscious comedy

253689  Not A Bot: Joke accounts are a joke.

253677  Knice: In the right now, I will badvote this.

253680  Sadbot: It's a po' boy!

253680  Knice: The ol' spicy nip-nop

253682  Sadbot: Oh, hi @the snark

253682  Knice: wat

253669  grizzly: @Ironass ha!sick burn!

253633  Gomi Day: hauling ass with a bed full of casiotones

253678  Scoo: Classic Butthole

253679  Scoo: Slurp

253676  Yam: If you go home with someone, and they don't have bricks, don't fuck em!

253673  Spazstatic: Beauty of UAE

253673  Spazstatic: The Burj Khalifa, known as the Burj Dubai before its inauguration in 2010, is a skyscraper in Dubai, United Arab Emirates. With a total height of 829.8 m (2,722 ft) and a roof height (excluding antenna) of 828 m (2,717 ft), the Burj Khalifa has been the tallest structure in the world since its topping out in late 2008.

253598  Ironass: I can't let anything happen to my humans. I must be on watch at all times.

253601  Ironass: Please, please, no pictures.

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253470 DrinkMixMan: Can we stop doing this?

253636 smusher: Three men and no baby

253412 Bluetocracy: I need a can (case) of this at work.

253446 SurfNTurf: @dangerkeith3000 huh?...

253407 Bluetocracy: The murder scene is horrible. There is frosting and sprinkles everywhere!

253386 Ironass: Do you think he likes skulls?

253494 Robespierre: Sorry, Billy Bob, but I'm expensive this weekend.

253431 redmonkey3: @Bluetocracy - i does; naughty monkey

253388 Bill Rye: @Nope maybe that's what's causing the anxiety

253571 dangerkeith3000: Trump of North Korea



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 ThoughtlessGentleman: Kevin youre probably right but brittany your opinion is wrong and unappreciated.
 Bu7Z: A punch in the face.
 Skaalar: @wolfpk Seriously, what the frick is her problem?
 Prostata: lol "Alive" weekly rag
 Annoying Vegan : Kevinhorn
 Sadbot: Clearly you have no sense of humor, Brittany
 Ulillillia: I love The Onion
 wolfpk: That's sad, you don't like Super Troopers!
 WTF: Thanks God!
Image 182987   06-03-17   Uploaded by    fatman
Score:
326
 
 Wet farts: This didn't end well
 Sadbot: @wolfpk Still cheaper than anything from Tiffany
 Ulillillia: What is the worst gift you've ever received?
 wolfpk: He finds a box with divorce papers in it that says very funny.
Image 182986   06-03-17   Uploaded by    petunias
Score:
391
 
 apoxia: @Dick Inspector Those are sea urchin shells, not cacti
 Dick Inspector: I have one of these, but it contains a skull instead of cacti.
 savvoy: Those are actually tiny delicious cakes
 Air Biscuit: If you dont fall in love by the time the last needle falls off, the curse becomes permanent.
 scribbs: @Ulillillia This joke is making ME thirsty!
 Mad Collager: Damn! Why did it have to be Sea urchins? If it'd been reef creatures, we all could've sung "White coral bell, around a slender stalk..."
 Ulillillia: I don't get this dry humor.
Image 182985   06-03-17   Uploaded by    house md
Score:
797
 
 scribbs: "Why you keep pointing box at me?"
 Sadbot: Fine! I'll be that guy. Dogs are rad.
Image 182984   06-03-17   Uploaded by    KEKOEKEOEK
Score:
340
 
 Butcherboy: Mothers back is safe
 scribbs: World record holder for fastest food-to-poop rate.
 Ulillillia: buttlesshorn
 WTF: Johnny No-torso
 Mr. Butt: fucking same
Image 182983   06-03-17   Uploaded by    original og
Score:
1059
 
 athiest: Amazing username.
 VoR: Hulk eyes.
 WTF: What kind of world is it a crime to get out of a war-torn environment to make a better life for you and your children?
 savvoy: tiny pupils indicate she's not into you, dude
 Skaalar: Jesus, those eyes get me every time.. like she can still see you all these years later..
 Mr. Shine: Pew pew!! (Eye laser sound fx)
 Teechur: nytimes.com/2016/10/27/world/asia/…
Image 182982   06-03-17   Uploaded by    NanananananananaCATMAN
Score:
609
 
 Ihminen: "watching humans chase around a ball is strange... like do we look like that when we do it?"
 WTF: Even dogs find Soccer slow.
 Peach: #for it's one, two, three borkfs, you're out, at the old ball game#
Image 182981   06-03-17   Uploaded by    p nut
Score:
886
 
 Amy Housewine: And you know homie just ate a load of Melange and they turned blue.
 daisy picker: @Mr. Shine this made me vote rad
 Skaalar: I can see it, I see the cosmos...
 Mr. Shine: Mew mew!! (Cat eye laser sound fx)
 Mad Collager: Maybe this is her cat #182982.
Image 182980   06-03-17   Uploaded by    amputator
Image 182979 is unbelievably bad (score -9) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Hippitus Hoppitus. We'll pray for you, Hippitus Hoppitus.
Score:
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 annterland: @Bu7Z deal
 Bu7Z: @annterland yeah, but you'd be the guy who cleans the birds stable, not the guy who rides it.
 Sadbot: Juan Gimenez is probably the best comic artist ever.
 annterland: Can I live in this world please?
 Mad Collager: @Knice Your favorite bird?
 Teechur: Oh, Gandalf. Every time you're stuck in a plot hole, you call for the Eagles.
Image 182978   06-03-17   Uploaded by    McMuff
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