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253698  AFanOfSprite: When you set out to cause anarchy and chaos but instead make the world a better place.

253685  Yam: me rn

253687  Yam: whoa she shrink

253690  Knice: Um ... okay? *confusedly jams Uno deck up ass*

253687  Knice: Red Shirt Dude fucked the angle up. 6/10

253686  Knice: That'll teach her.

253507  Austin: For "2". Just like that velveeta and shells meal that I made for me and a... friend

253686  Sadbot: Not wrong, Seinfeld is just bougie It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. No comedy but class-conscious comedy

253689  Not A Bot: Joke accounts are a joke.

253677  Knice: In the right now, I will badvote this.

253680  Sadbot: It's a po' boy!

253680  Knice: The ol' spicy nip-nop

253682  Sadbot: Oh, hi @the snark

253682  Knice: wat

253669  grizzly: @Ironass ha!sick burn!

253633  Gomi Day: hauling ass with a bed full of casiotones

253678  Scoo: Classic Butthole

253679  Scoo: Slurp

253676  Yam: If you go home with someone, and they don't have bricks, don't fuck em!

253673  Spazstatic: Beauty of UAE

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253470 DrinkMixMan: Can we stop doing this?

253388 Bill Rye: @Nope maybe that's what's causing the anxiety

253386 Ironass: Do you think he likes skulls?

253431 redmonkey3: @Bluetocracy - i does; naughty monkey

253494 Robespierre: Sorry, Billy Bob, but I'm expensive this weekend.

253636 smusher: Three men and no baby

253571 dangerkeith3000: Trump of North Korea

253412 Bluetocracy: I need a can (case) of this at work.

253407 Bluetocracy: The murder scene is horrible. There is frosting and sprinkles everywhere!

253446 SurfNTurf: @dangerkeith3000 huh?...

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 Dreforian: @SomeCanadian Earth: Fuck this particular part of the sky!
 Bu7Z: Dammit tesla, switch it off! It's causing havoc again!
 antipatterns: good area for time travelers
 SomeCanadian: God: Fuck this particular area.
 wolfpk: Lighting can't strike the same place twice, so it will just fry the whole area to make sure it doesn't miss.
 Teechur: Thanks, Quaid!
 scribbs: Sometimes electrons just gotta have some fun.
Image 182974   06-03-17   Uploaded by    goldman sachs
 nerdhulk: Bacon scarf
 SomeCanadian: You need to play with your dog more.
 scribbs: "Look, honey, he's getting better. He got the toilet brush unwrapped. Trust me, he'll be helping with the housework in no time."
 Teechur: You had ONE job, dog: to get rid of ghosts. And I don't see any ghosts. Good job!
 RalphyNoPants: I think I have seen this movie.
Image 182973   06-03-17   Uploaded by    redrex
 Ulillillia: *slap*
 Amy Housewine: Don't fucking bear me.
Image 182972   06-03-17   Uploaded by    kittylitter
 annterland: More useful than bitcoin.
 dangerous dave: The video from which this image was taken is rad af.
 wolfpk: Shark: I will pay you in humans
 ignatz: You still owe me sick squid
 Theta Zero: Sorry, we only take sand dollars here.
Image 182971   06-03-17   Uploaded by    Cory Trevor
 Mad Collager: @SomeCanadian We'll find him, but he may be damaged.
 Mr. Butt: @ignatz instructions very clear. dick stuck in machine.
 SomeCanadian: Where's Brian?
 CastleBravo: Can't today. I forgot how to remove that lockout/tagout thingie.
 Teechur: Would you please number the steps? In order.
 ignatz: And where do men keep their brains?
Image 182970   06-03-17   Uploaded by    clayjar
Image 182969 is unbelievably bad (score -17) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by charmander. We'll pray for you, charmander.
 ThatGuy: @Hokie333 elderberries are non-migratory
 Hokie333: @ThatGuy But elderberries are native to North America. Are you suggesting that elderberries migrate?
 ThatGuy: @White Rice I've taken to writing in the switcherinos themselves. Don't like it when people put words in my mouth.
 Bu7Z: "Of course it has elderberries, it's a sambucus canadensis!"
 White Rice: @ThatGuy holy crap, I didn't realize that term for..."active woman" switched to grizzly bear, that's funny.
 ThatGuy: @Scoo Fun fact about that insult/scene that I don't think many people understand. Elderberries were a common ingredient in brewing at the time period the movie takes place. Hamsters are proliferate breeders. It's not just some random, weird insult, the Frenchman is basically saying 'Your father was a drunk and your mother, a grizzly bear.'
 Scoo: It's Latin for "your father smelt of it"
Image 182968   06-03-17   Uploaded by    cannabis
 Winterneuro: @Bu7Z The Who with Peter green's Fleetwood Mac and The Crazy Of Arthur World Brown (which could be a comedy act) at the Shrine Auditorium, probably around 1969
 Bu7Z: So June 28, 2029... Something Fleetwood Mac shrine...?
 antipatterns: cool show, cool poster
Image 182967   06-03-17   Uploaded by    robocop
 scribbs: It looks safe for work, but it feels dirty.
 Teechur: I can't believe that those and C5 Galaxies can get off the ground with what they carry inside.
 dobbiesdoogs: get back in my mouth!
Image 182966   06-03-17   Uploaded by    Mumbles
 Dreforian: The unsung Avengers team member.
 SomeCanadian: I want to be that dog.
 Annoying Vegan : I love you and you can have anything you want.
Image 182965   06-03-17   Uploaded by    tea
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