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272713  Spazstatic: @lecj07 I can't believe I missed that opportunity.

272761  2Berries: Ps. Your not my real dad

272776  99.9 Percent: So was Bender....

272762  BavidDowie: Always.

272756  a robot: @Knice The higher-ups with the big salaries and "great" ideas for the company probably never even give a single thought to how things get cleaned or what the after-hours staff even does. You bet they'd notice if the support staff ever suddenly stopped doing it though...

272713  Eleftheros: and don't search again or i will taunt you a sescond time!

272760  dobbiesdoogs: i'm not falling for that belly rub trap........yes i am

272761  dobbiesdoogs: kids are dicks

272731  dobbiesdoogs: watch where you sit

272734  dobbiesdoogs: holy shit, regular!

272740  dobbiesdoogs: that's why you shouldn't be friends with granos

272744  dobbiesdoogs: ali wong is fantastic

272725  jochenau: @hajjpodge I'm pretty sure most teams have few players actually from the place the team is in, vs. the olympics where most of the athletes are actually from that country

272754  dobbiesdoogs: weed for scale

272765  Knice: A picture of a clipped-out newspaper column, with a caption redundant to the title. The only thing missing is the e-mail string of FWDs.

272733  Air Biscuit: I feel threatened.

272738  Air Biscuit: Car washes are nice.

272768  topcity: Photoshop.

272739  Air Biscuit: "Cats love it!"

272749  Air Biscuit: Sir, are you aware that your hair looks like macaroni?

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272423 Sadpygmy: What at pain in the ass

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272504 Shay: John Lee Hooker always sweat bullets wherever he was.

272659 Greifer: Looks like roadkill

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272681 Bluetocracy: This is the live action version of an anime that already exists, right?

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272663 SuedeOxford: What are these, allergies for ants?

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

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 Dreforian: @SomeCanadian Earth: Fuck this particular part of the sky!
 Bu7Z: Dammit tesla, switch it off! It's causing havoc again!
 icloud: good area for time travelers
 SomeCanadian: God: Fuck this particular area.
 wolfpk: Lighting can't strike the same place twice, so it will just fry the whole area to make sure it doesn't miss.
 Teechur: Thanks, Quaid!
 scribbs: Sometimes electrons just gotta have some fun.
Image 182974   06-03-17   Uploaded by    goldman sachs
 nerdhulk: Bacon scarf
 SomeCanadian: You need to play with your dog more.
 scribbs: "Look, honey, he's getting better. He got the toilet brush unwrapped. Trust me, he'll be helping with the housework in no time."
 Teechur: You had ONE job, dog: to get rid of ghosts. And I don't see any ghosts. Good job!
 RalphyNoPants: I think I have seen this movie.
Image 182973   06-03-17   Uploaded by    redrex
 Ulillillia: *slap*
 Amy Housewine: Don't fucking bear me.
Image 182972   06-03-17   Uploaded by    kittylitter
 annterland: More useful than bitcoin.
 dangerous dave: The video from which this image was taken is rad af.
 wolfpk: Shark: I will pay you in humans
 matos: You still owe me sick squid
 Cami: Sorry, we only take sand dollars here.
Image 182971   06-03-17   Uploaded by    Cory Trevor
 Mad Collager: @SomeCanadian We'll find him, but he may be damaged.
 Mr. Butt: @ignatz instructions very clear. dick stuck in machine.
 SomeCanadian: Where's Brian?
 CastleBravo: Can't today. I forgot how to remove that lockout/tagout thingie.
 Teechur: Would you please number the steps? In order.
 mission2mars: And where do men keep their brains?
Image 182970   06-03-17   Uploaded by    clayjar
Image 182969 is unbelievably bad (score -17) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by charmander. Your image was bad, charmander.
 ThatGuy: @Hokie333 elderberries are non-migratory
 Hokie333: @ThatGuy But elderberries are native to North America. Are you suggesting that elderberries migrate?
 ThatGuy: @White Rice I've taken to writing in the switcherinos themselves. Don't like it when people put words in my mouth.
 Bu7Z: "Of course it has elderberries, it's a sambucus canadensis!"
 White Rice: @ThatGuy holy crap, I didn't realize that term for..."active woman" switched to grizzly bear, that's funny.
 ThatGuy: @Scoo Fun fact about that insult/scene that I don't think many people understand. Elderberries were a common ingredient in brewing at the time period the movie takes place. Hamsters are proliferate breeders. It's not just some random, weird insult, the Frenchman is basically saying 'Your father was a drunk and your mother, a grizzly bear.'
 Scoo: It's Latin for "your father smelt of it"
Image 182968   06-03-17   Uploaded by    cannabis
 Winterneuro: @Bu7Z The Who with Peter green's Fleetwood Mac and The Crazy Of Arthur World Brown (which could be a comedy act) at the Shrine Auditorium, probably around 1969
 Bu7Z: So June 28, 2029... Something Fleetwood Mac shrine...?
 sergeant: cool show, cool poster
Image 182967   06-03-17   Uploaded by    robocop
 scribbs: It looks safe for work, but it feels dirty.
 Teechur: I can't believe that those and C5 Galaxies can get off the ground with what they carry inside.
 dobbiesdoogs: get back in my mouth!
Image 182966   06-03-17   Uploaded by    Mumbles
 Dreforian: The unsung Avengers team member.
 SomeCanadian: I want to be that dog.
 Annoying Vegan : I love you and you can have anything you want.
Image 182965   06-03-17   Uploaded by    tea
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