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257760  jazzjunkie: It seemed like a good idea at the time.

257915  tib gubb: "mittens, is it the nip, or are you seeing what i'm seeing?"

257885  Felicity: First, assume a spherical dog

257923  waterudoin: Amazon stop

257897  Felicity: And crawling on the planet's face

257913  tib gubb: that's not a human male's sex drive works

257825  werterland: This alligator is on a strict son-only diet. Please, no daughters.

257922  scribbs: Music on the go! Compact too!

257922  Watch Out: Apple to apple, WTF!

257908  jochenau: @well duh Well maybe those weird bluetooth earpieces count as being tiny cellphones? I do kind of wish we'd ended up with the tiny phones like in Zoolander though.

257911  jochenau: @a robot I didn't feel like squinting at pixels to figure out what was going on here but I saw your comment and now I am SAD.

257911  Solemn: People. The Spaceship is for fun, funny pictures, and a good time. You want creepy and sick, kindly take your trash back to Red.dit or Tum.blr and KEEP it there.

257921  catheter: Good pupperoni. The first NY police dog part confuses me though...

257910  Hyphae: @dangerkeith3000 "Big Fish" Aka- the long awaited remake of "Gladiator"

257911  Solemn: @a robot The product of a sick, twisted mind whose owner deserves to be dunked in an acid bath.

257912  Hyphae: Here we see Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson using deep method acting techniques to prepare for his upcoming role in "Junior Jr: Look Who's Junior Two!", the long awaited sequel to "Junior"

257912  Peter Pantsless: Chip off the ol' rock

257911  mexican: This is a pedophile's room.

257903  addend: Mmm... large knobs, gliding clockwise and back in my firm but gentle hold.

257775  robford: @Mr. Butt Dang

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257787 some guy : This image is upside-down.

257772 DrNinjaman: There's a survey on the back. If you fill it out you get $10 your next dress rental

257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.

257724 addend: Is this Kansas City, Kansas, or Kansas City, Missouri? Asking for a friend.

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257825 werterland: This alligator is on a strict son-only diet. Please, no daughters.

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257824 DrNinjaman: Damn it Spock, I'm a doc!

257855 UltraBeverly: Aw, I remember the Insane Clown Posse bus parked in front right before it was torn down. Sniff...

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

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 ch: doctor can you make my legs pink slime again "i can't promise anything"
 Springbok: Sleep paralysis?
 well duh: This is what happens when you OD on Pepto Bismol
 Mr. Shine: Michael Flatley's tragic final hours.
 Winterneuro: Mr fantastic having a nightmare
 apoxia: I hate it when that happens
Image 182738   06-02-17   Uploaded by    Mord Tingies
 VoR: Starship troopers would not be nice to this kitty
 ch: naked man ebay teakettle flashback
 Cami: No, I haven't had any catnip. Why do you have something to drink?
Image 182737   06-02-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
 bigASShobo: 4 freaks and 1 Resident.
Image 182736   06-02-17   Uploaded by    burritos
 FireBreathingMarmot: Better make it 60 large pepperoni pizzas.
 grizzly: "Just don't call me late for dinner!"
 SpaceCow: "I'm here to deliver your couch, courtesy of Mister Jabs!"
 Dan Tagonistic: Hello maintenance? My apartment has tigers
 wolfpk: Woman: hello zoo? I found your escaped tiger. Zoo: Good, it is its feeding time.
 Nopetology: When kitty is hungry, there's always something to eat in the kitchen. Like humans.
 Amy Housewine: "Hey lady, I need a place to hide out. I'm gonna crash here for a while."
 hosehorse: Theyre grrreat
 Dr Awkward: "Hold on Susan, I'll have to call you back."
Image 182735   06-02-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
 BavidDowie: Legus? Feto?
 wolfpk: @Nopetology Or implied on a pipe
 Nopetology: This is how babby minifig is gestated?
 Skinr: too soon
Image 182734   06-02-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
 Mephistopheles: #183257
 BavidDowie: Yay, I walk through the valley of death!
 Amy Housewine: When particulaly hungry, Senor Esquelito has been known to eat mountains.
 Skinr: @Felicity BY THE POWER OF CHRIST...
 Borm Pumpies: Jesus on Eternia
Image 182733   06-02-17   Uploaded by    Mephistopheles
 fanny: @a robot please reread sign.
 a robot: But I want to!
 fanny: best advice i'll get all day
 ping: Just.
 Yam: This reminded me of Black Books, so, rad.
Image 182732   06-02-17   Uploaded by    boozer
 petepuma: you haven't met my children
 Spazstatic: Generally the one from the center of the lights is for the lights and the one higher up on the side closer to the fan is for the fan.
 Mr. Shine: Now reverse them. *steeples fingers*
 Demon Universe: What, are the small fan and small light touch activated or something? *starts poking*
 Dr Awkward: But it still doesn't fix the "how many times to I have to pull the fan one to make it stop" problem
 redmonkey3: Agreed @Nopetology + as clever as idiots have gotten (selective breeding?) that expression may never hold true again
 Nopetology: ..and then an especially tall idiot gets a miniature fan blade right in the eye
Image 182731   06-02-17   Uploaded by    hosehorse
 ch: Jack Nicholson in "Jack Nicholson Moviefilm"
 Spazstatic: Squirtle!
 A duck: Ray Turtle or Turtle Charles?
 Cami: Okay, I'll make it as easy for you as I can...
Image 182730   06-02-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
 Mephistopheles: At least his will wash off.
 funny in the wall: i'm taking notes furiously
 Spazstatic: Not sure how Twitter posting works, but it looks like you posted the picture. I think @Scoo is right.
 Mr. Shine: That's an ugly tittoo.
 piranharama: That's a pretty rad dad, sweetie. As far as parental abuse goes, he's at least putting some creativity into it
 Amy Housewine: Tattoo on the wrong side. 2/10.
 apoxia: They've got the same lips.
 a robot: Dads gonna dad.
 Ulillillia: Hot. I wish she'd get out of the way though.
 tib gubb: it's called doing your job as a dad
 Scoo: Or are you harassing him!? Hmm...
 Cami: Showing her how it's done.
Image 182729   06-02-17   Uploaded by    robocop
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