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272957  Not A Bot: How the fuck is he gonna read that then, smart guy?

272946  White Rice: @danny one can be the embodiment of all that is evil & immoral in the world and still like cute stuff/be freaked out by angry pointy things.

272950  Prostata: another one for the collection! #272952

272941  Crim Tender: Good Lord!

272941  Mr Bleak: Night train to switcherino

272950  White Rice: Not today, Satan.

272950  Dr Awkward: Remind me to never steal chips from Moms plate without asking.

272958  Prostata: what the actual fuck?

272920  PenguinBartender: She's...a...clone?

272878  Darmstadtium: At least bears won't eat you

272904  Darmstadtium: Only one of these is the real Iron Chef

272948  Air Biscuit: Thanks obvious plant.

272911  Darmstadtium: It's cool, I already had a migraine

272955  Air Biscuit: Havent seen carpwoman post in a while.

272957  Air Biscuit: That definitely occurred naturally.

272950  PenguinBartender: "Lady, you're not ACTUALLY going to choke me out if I ask 'one more time' for your brea--eeeeech!"

272955  fanny: just imagine for a moment what fish milk would taste like.

272956  FabricMan: Sounds like the hex worked

272944  funy speling: "It's ok to cry after sex"

272827  fanny: @a robot @charlemagne ah... so THAT explains why they taste like disappointment!

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272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272892 UltraBeverly: @grizzly its $2.09/hr for waiters in Ohio, but $10.50 (min wage) in Los Angeles. Very confusing.

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272681 Passive: "So, how would you describe the intersex experience?"

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).



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Wolfy21 uploaded 272685 (850 points)
nclaw uploaded 272634 (836 points)
Side Boob uploaded 272795 (829 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 272438 (826 points)
Mr. Lizard uploaded 272627 (798 points)
SS Keith uploaded 272458 (791 points)
brutal uploaded 272789 (773 points)
twenty4 uploaded 272495 (772 points)
Remp Wulgus uploaded 272773 (769 points)
spacedawg uploaded 272642 (742 points)


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 5. E. HONDA: 2892 points
 6. dangerkeith3000: 2770 points
 7. NoOneImportant: 2011 points
 8. grimes: 1988 points
 9. grizzly: 1755 points
10. Snow Plow: 1717 points
11. confession: 1643 points
12. Clim Tinties: 1454 points
13. westerner: 1432 points
14. daver: 1401 points
15. bbbrandon: 1391 points
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 Demon Universe: Hate this movie, but I guess it has artistic merit or something.
 Christina: Is that my power drill over there?
 petepuma: you might want that epi pen
 soccer: @Hokie333 Your boss missed the boat on those - they're, like, so last week.
 Hokie333: Just today, my boss got a box of those fidget spinner things to sell, and I thought to myself that they reminded me of those 'executive decision-maker' toys that everybody was fascinated with in "Brazil".
Image 182659   06-01-17   Uploaded by    tritium
Score:
741
 
 Christina: Everyone's got a goofy friend.
 SomeCanadian: Peace is possible.
Image 182658   06-01-17   Uploaded by    responsibleadult
Score:
326
 
 Mr Bleak: The things hollow -- it goes on forever -- and -- oh my God! -- its full of stars!
 Science: Wake up all you sleepy heads, Colgate gets you out of bed!
 brian greene: glitter shit soooooon!
 scribbs: @piranharama And crushed fairy wings.
 piranharama: Made from real unicorn
 Shay: I think you accidentally brought over your girlfriend's gem-filled toothpaste.
 Teechur: It's full of stars to attack your plaque and remove your tartars!
 XLY: crack flavored toothpaste for kids?
Image 182657   06-01-17   Uploaded by    Gringos
Score:
336
 
 a robot: I don't have to imagine
 bug: I'd buy this comic book.
 scribbs: I'd buy it if it was in Comic Sans.
 WTF: ...on Infinite Earths.
 SomeCanadian: I LIKE FONTHORN.
 maura: Pretty good use of fonts!
Image 182656   06-01-17   Uploaded by    Brain
Score:
418
 
 SomeCanadian: The YouTube version with DMX is amazing
 Butcherboy: This cartoon not endorsed by levar burton
Image 182655   06-01-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
804
 
 Prostata: corgis always look so HAPPY
Image 182654   06-01-17   Uploaded by    hoobleton
Score:
519
 
 enfanta: Gives me the ring! My precioussss!
 piranharama: Tickle monster!!!!
 Volwen: I thought you were crazy, but now I see your nuts.
 livelovebarf: Terrible taxidermy.
Image 182653   06-01-17   Uploaded by    Cami
Score:
415
 
 BavidDowie: Inconvenience Store II: Prices low as our ceilings!
 Butcherboy: Don't be short with us
Image 182652   06-01-17   Uploaded by    Unicorn
Score:
292
 
 SomeCanadian: Inefficient. Best to capture their spirits within a cathode Ray tube and continue to profit off of their eternal knowledge
 Sadbot: The best Ray is clearly Bradbury
Image 182651   06-01-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
183
 
 Noremak: 5 out streak using volley balls as dodge balls. UAV online. Target Acquired.
 bug: Best to drop a few bombs. Just in case.
 norgu5: Food riot in progress
 Volwen: Volleyball? That would mean they have a Top Gun program.
 Butcherboy: Looks like a really poorly planned firing squad
 big butt bum: Probably the only fun thing that has happened in North Korea in the past year.
Image 182650   06-01-17   Uploaded by    responsibleadult
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