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233939  Scoo: Edison invented that, didn't he?

233940  Scoo: Now you can party all day

233930  Robespierre: "Everybody says she's lookin' good / And the lady knows it's understood / Strutter..."

233914  Not A Bot: They're all on A-G! Just kidding you're gonna die alone like me.

233938  glenalec: The friendly escape-pod.

233939  glenalec: STOP!

233942  glenalec: Cosmic Consciousness (Waaaaait for it!)

233852  Greifer: corcan is one hell of a drug

233841  tomatosaws: For real @Peter Pantsless

233920  Robespierre: @Dreforian You should probably feel fortunate that you lack the ability to cook a Japanese-style pizza - those are big blurps of Kewpie mayonnaise for the mouth and eyes, nori as the pupils, and bonito flakes masquerading as hair.

233926  wolfpk: "Describe your study method": I stole your answer sheet.

233923  Sadbot: U wot, m8

233937  Robespierre: I myself reject our new alien overlords.

233929  wolfpk: Extreme Bronies

233924  funny in the wall: @Sadbot jesus, she's 17 and half my age. she's technically young enough to be my kid. maybe she is my kid, some trips to eastern europe in those days were cray

233934  wolfpk: How many time did you "wack your brush off" (Deadpool)

233922  funny in the wall: @VeeKay @tib gubb right? it's mostly bones. i generally eat my rack of ribs and half of my wife's rack of ribs

233937  Scoo: The Yokel Office

233937  Sadbot: cursed image

233870  Greifer: Gletschergarten verkehrshaus... what a dancing name

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1. glenalec
2. Robespierre
3. Yurishiro
4. dangerkeith3000
5. Felicity
6. Peter Pantsless
7. barfolomew
8. Dr Awkward
9. Side Boob
10. Scoo



The top ten most commented-on images today:

233762 Science: GIS results are inconclusive, but look like Track Cyclist. When I rode a bike, my calves were huge, but I never had thighs like these...

233819 Felicity: @Beef Supreme To paraphrase an old quote, Aspergers is Gods way of insuring that the truly gifted arent burdened with children

233799 RiderFan: More accurate to the source material than the Ghost in the Shell live action movie.

233783 hajjpodge: This is too much for me.

233867 glenalec: 14 hours With Out Oxygen.

233823 Beef Supreme: @dangerkeith3000 that's when you swing a leg over the back of a chair when sitting down. The sculpture is clearly airing out his wedding tackle on a warm day.

233737 Wooden Spoon: Louis CK quote in a less repugnant package.

233730 White Rice: @barfolomew @jochenau happy to be of service (but not as happy as the creator has been...ugh, I made myself a little sick thinking about that :-P)

233910 Felicity: In Soviet Russia, food smells you

233742 Teechur: @Robespierre Or Sammy Davis Jr.!



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DrinkMixMan uploaded 233689 (864 points)
karpeles uploaded 233525 (849 points)
Skinr uploaded 233451 (846 points)
nclaw uploaded 233533 (828 points)
Bro Bro uploaded 233511 (819 points)
Punt Numbles uploaded 233548 (817 points)
highdra uploaded 233672 (817 points)
barfolomew uploaded 233602 (811 points)
SS Keith uploaded 233720 (805 points)
Bumbo Lungys uploaded 233747 (805 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. Robespierre: 16465 points
 2. Peter Pantsless: 5807 points
 3. Yurishiro: 5747 points
 4. Not A Bot: 3377 points
 5. Mr. Shine: 3362 points
 6. barfolomew: 2873 points
 7. ping: 2778 points
 8. Side Boob: 2574 points
 9. Ulillillia: 2459 points
10. Annoying Vegan : 2197 points
11. DrinkMixMan: 2113 points
12. Mord Tingies: 2071 points
13. Skinr: 1787 points
14. Shay: 1740 points
15. VeeKay: 1739 points
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 Demon Universe: Hate this movie, but I guess it has artistic merit or something.
 Christina: Is that my power drill over there?
 petepuma: you might want that epi pen
 Robespierre: @Hokie333 Your boss missed the boat on those - they're, like, so last week.
 Hokie333: Just today, my boss got a box of those fidget spinner things to sell, and I thought to myself that they reminded me of those 'executive decision-maker' toys that everybody was fascinated with in "Brazil".
Image 182659   06-01-17   Uploaded by    tritium
Score:
741
 
 Christina: Everyone's got a goofy friend.
 SomeCanadian: Peace is possible.
Image 182658   06-01-17   Uploaded by    responsibleadult
Score:
326
 
 Mr Bleak: The things hollow -- it goes on forever -- and -- oh my God! -- its full of stars!
 Science: Wake up all you sleepy heads, Colgate gets you out of bed!
 brian greene: glitter shit soooooon!
 scribbs: @piranharama And crushed fairy wings.
 piranharama: Made from real unicorn
 Shay: I think you accidentally brought over your girlfriend's gem-filled toothpaste.
 Teechur: It's full of stars to attack your plaque and remove your tartars!
 XLY: crack flavored toothpaste for kids?
Image 182657   06-01-17   Uploaded by    Gringos
Score:
336
 
 a robot: I don't have to imagine
 bug: I'd buy this comic book.
 scribbs: I'd buy it if it was in Comic Sans.
 WTF: ...on Infinite Earths.
 SomeCanadian: I LIKE FONTHORN.
 Felicity: Pretty good use of fonts!
Image 182656   06-01-17   Uploaded by    Brain
Score:
418
 
 SomeCanadian: The YouTube version with DMX is amazing
 Butcherboy: This cartoon not endorsed by levar burton
Image 182655   06-01-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
804
 
 Prostata: corgis always look so HAPPY
Image 182654   06-01-17   Uploaded by    hoobleton
Score:
519
 
 enfanta: Gives me the ring! My precioussss!
 piranharama: Tickle monster!!!!
 Volwen: I thought you were crazy, but now I see your nuts.
 Robespierre: Terrible taxidermy.
Image 182653   06-01-17   Uploaded by    Cami
Score:
415
 
 BavidDowie: Inconvenience Store II: Prices low as our ceilings!
 Butcherboy: Don't be short with us
Image 182652   06-01-17   Uploaded by    Unicorn
Score:
292
 
 SomeCanadian: Inefficient. Best to capture their spirits within a cathode Ray tube and continue to profit off of their eternal knowledge
 Sadbot: The best Ray is clearly Bradbury
Image 182651   06-01-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
183
 
 Noremak: 5 out streak using volley balls as dodge balls. UAV online. Target Acquired.
 bug: Best to drop a few bombs. Just in case.
 Felicity: Food riot in progress
 Volwen: Volleyball? That would mean they have a Top Gun program.
 Butcherboy: Looks like a really poorly planned firing squad
 Dr Awkward: Probably the only fun thing that has happened in North Korea in the past year.
Image 182650   06-01-17   Uploaded by    responsibleadult
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