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272592  Teechur: @tib gubb I'm sorry, "they" have to pee outside.

272604  Teechur: Hand him the green one and then say, "No, we don't live there anymore. Try to fit in." Then hand him the whole box.

272621  Cami: Poor thing, wait until you are an adult, that is when the real disappointments start.

272613  ThoughtlessGentleman: @waaaaaat hi bob barker!

272621  toaster: Poor thing, wait until you are an adult, that is when the real disappointments start.

272615  Peter Pantsless: Holy shit, was that squirrel a vampire or something?

272608  DrinkMixMan: *Hank Hill "bwaaa" noise*

272609  DrinkMixMan: Happy Halloween!

272620  99.9 Percent: this is why I need feminism

272620  kittylitter: Way too much sugar.

272620  Taters: stop sexualization of coffee

272620  waffle iron: I like my women like I like my coffee: with a face.

272557  charlemagne: I get it

272619  a spider plan: Well now thats just silly to leave the rest of the raw chicken on the counter at room temperature.

272597  charlemagne: they never would never say that in the fifties

272445  potato: exactly @Knice

272604  addend: "I'm not racist - I'm colorblind."

272607  addend: "Giddyup!"

272455  Mr Bleak: Swicherino of movie posters.

272462  Mr Bleak: Fail: Not in Large Friendly Letters.

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272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!

272423 Sadpygmy: What at pain in the ass

272539 Air Biscuit: A fine mustache.

272448 Eleftheros: As voiced by Ron Perlman

272425 Nope: @lecj07 thank you for your service

272205 Mr Bleak: Anythings a building if you're ...

272504 Shay: John Lee Hooker always sweat bullets wherever he was.

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

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10. youshall: 1769 points
11. grimes: 1734 points
12. Surprising: 1715 points
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 GoodSir: The lady loves Milk Tray
 Mr. Shine: @Gomi Day *tips cat*
 Red: why does that cat look so concerned
 SoyUnPerdedor: "Where's my trusty fedora?"
 Gomi Day: *tips bowl*
Image 182476   05-31-17   Uploaded by    Tiny Butt
 kittylitter: My first cat would always join us at the dinner table, sitting in a chair and looking expectant
 Butcherboy: *drops monocle*. Sir, I demand satisfaction @Mr. Shine
 Mr. Shine: @Butcherboy *harrumphs into enormous mustache* Cease your japery at once. I daresay you shan't.
 Butcherboy: I wager that I can pass these alley cats off as high born ladies in a fortnight
 piranharama: Miladies
Image 182475   05-31-17   Uploaded by    aeroaero
 ethernet: Heartburn
 grizzly: @grizzly except these caps can do some serious damage.
 grizzly: @ThoughtlessGentleman yep. Way too many thrown around when I was a young dumb student. Now that I am an old dumb not student, I get flashbacks.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: @grizzly tazer grenades?
 grizzly: Big caps scare me.
 Air Biscuit: Now jump through it.
Image 182474   05-31-17   Uploaded by    doggggggie
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Image 182473   05-31-17   Uploaded by    elahabdh
 fanny: hornhorn
 Teechur: Pin the horn on the unicorn? Careful, or you'll be a eunuch-horn. Or something.
 enfanta: And in the master's chambers they gathered for the feast...
 ThoughtlessGentleman: anatomically correct.
 sparename: I think that a horsicorn would score more than a '6' in the D
Image 182472   05-31-17   Uploaded by    Hippitus Hoppitus
 Mr. Shine: Rad for Charles Brown.
 Nope: yooooooooo whats going on in the background? They at mordor or some shit?
 dobbiesdoogs: reunited with marcie and peppermint patty
 grizzly: Good grief.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: give him time he gets cooler.
Image 182471   05-31-17   Uploaded by    nightmarez
 grizzly: You mean coitus?
 Air Biscuit: "It really holds the room together"
 TurkeyVulture: Is this real? I must find some.
 Demon Universe: Genious! *shatter most chompers on frozen solid malt ball* Geenyuth!
 FireBreathingMarmot: ...and weed and in 'n' out burger. and philosophy.
 Wooden Spoon: @WaffleIron: that's just like, your opinion man.
 WaffleIron: I only abide haagen das
Image 182470   05-31-17   Uploaded by    Michael Tripe
 Mr. Shine: @WaffleIron I've that line before. All it did was turn it orange and make me go twice as often.
 Alkavarion: Also for sale: Uggs Mudflaps!
 WaffleIron: Makes your exhaust smell like nutmeg.
Image 182469   05-31-17   Uploaded by    drhenry
 apoxia: Doughsquares!
 Mr. Shine: You're doing it wrong!!
 Annoying Vegan : See, even junk food can be a square meal.
 WaffleIron: @Air Biscuit : I will construct a mathematical proof verifying your claim.
 Air Biscuit: I like the corners because you can jam them a little further into your mouth before you take the first bite than you could with a circle.
 Bluetocracy: For a second, I thought it was a Google doodle
 Ulillillia: The most geometrically efficient way to a heart attack
 Wooden Spoon: The most geometrically efficient way to a heart attack
 Wooden Spoon: The most geometrically efficient way to a heart attack
 Robologna: nobody asked for this
 WaffleIron: I hope the doughnut holes are also square.
Image 182468   05-31-17   Uploaded by    big butt bum
 someguy: A more realistic one wouldn't have an exit.
 buffalo: These violent delights have violent ends.
 Air Biscuit: Love is a constantly changing hedge maze. Good luck trying to find a way out.
 Teechur: Loverynth
 enfanta: I thought love was a battlefield?
Image 182467   05-31-17   Uploaded by    spacedawg
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