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258179  dangerkeith3000: I can't will till I vote that sonuvabitch out of office. BEATO 2018!!!

258182  dangerkeith3000: He's about to fight King Hippo.

258190  dangerkeith3000: Somebody once told me that people taste a bit like pork, yet babies are more fishy tasting.

258217  Mr. Shine: @VoR @Solemn LOTS of pinkeye, though. Just lots.

258192  dangerkeith3000: Deadpool.

258194  dangerkeith3000: They should have eaten all the evidence.

258223  Mr. Shine: He can hear a bag of chips open from ten houses away!

258201  dangerkeith3000: I hate his politics, his a horrible actor, but his memes are GOLD.

258206  dangerkeith3000: Now you gotta wash your hands BEFORE using the bathroom!

258215  dangerkeith3000: NSFW

258218  dangerkeith3000: Both are doable.

258219  dangerkeith3000: Mission: Impossible

258221  dangerkeith3000: I blame chopsticks.

258224  dangerkeith3000: lololol

258226  dangerkeith3000: Oatmeal raisin cookies are sooooo good.

258233  hot hot dog: This girl let me hold her puppy today. The dog fell asleep in my arms and I about died from the cuteness!

258100  sparename: What about the album called "Bedroom windows I can see with my telephoto lens from my back garden"?

258178  sparename: @Jaunty Shrimp I was and I do, though it was bad enough that there are photos of me drunk and incapable but videos might have made me drink less. 25 years ago I got a pager and that was actually reassuring in that I could be in the middle of nowhere and KNOW that, at that moment, nobody gave a fuck about me

258222  sparename: Can short gang-members be called "criplets"?

258224  sparename: "Put some power in your lipstick"

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258009 Astanapan: wikiHow to run first because until you learn how to bend your knees you're getting nowhere fast.

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258044 DrNinjaman: "SPACE GHOST, COME OUT FOR YOUR WEEKLY BEATING!"

258190 dangerkeith3000: Somebody once told me that people taste a bit like pork, yet babies are more fishy tasting.

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258041 DrNinjaman: Tonight, we drink!

257969 WannaBee: The before picture #258041

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 jem: Swastika in a wind tunnel
 FireBreathingMarmot: i hate... um, stuff
 Grandmaster Fat: The Spastica.
 square44: sieg fail
Image 182028   05-29-17   Uploaded by    wordjones
Score:
496
 
 Prefuse: @scribbs Clams are happier, particularly when they are living The Life Aquatic (with or without Steve Zissou).
 scribbs: "Damn thing turned up his nose at the ocean, so now he's living in my toilet tank. Happy as a pig in shit."
 SomeCanadian: *SQUISH*
 Scoo: y r u so smol?
 trelyate: magestic
Image 182027   05-29-17   Uploaded by    ITS TAPE
Score:
500
 
 Nope: Tired happy pupper
Image 182026   05-29-17   Uploaded by    Toasted Taco Brunchito
Score:
603
 
 piranharama: Watch out for the green berets
 WaffleIron: Elvish attack dog.
Image 182025   05-29-17   Uploaded by    catsanddogs
Score:
439
 
 elmstreet: Motion lines! One of the ways comics have contributed to our culture
 tib gubb: happened enough times that they had to put up a warning sign. fuckin' tourists
 scribbs: Earthquake zone.
 SomeCanadian: Human-Deer Epilepsy Alliance?
 bug: Rule number one: Never talk about Deer Fight Club
 square44: Worst. Christmas. Ever.
 Nope: Deer dance parties here
 WaffleIron: Shake, rattle and roll!
Image 182024   05-29-17   Uploaded by    Fursona
Score:
216
 
 Cami: Fizzgig!
 scribbs: I need to use my words!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: is it tomahawk duck or tomahawk, duck!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: get up get up you lazy lugs get into your working clothes up to your knees in oil and grease with a grindstone to your nose!!!
Image 182023   05-29-17   Uploaded by    danny
Score:
541
 
 amputator: Gawd, I remember this, but I can't recall exactly where it's from.
 Fishy: Go get'em Charlie Brown
 Mad Collager: Soon, he'll be putin' the pedal to the metal.
 Dresdenkeogh: Fuck with our elections will you?
 Skinr: It's a Red Life, Comrade Kariy
 WaffleIron: You're a communist, Charlie Brown.
Image 182022   05-29-17   Uploaded by    Salvador Molly
Score:
460
 
 SomeCanadian: I don't know what I'm looking at here but it makes me either aroused or hungry. Maybe both.
 trelyate: mameshibuff
 XLY: This is NOT my beautiful jolly green giant
 piranharama: Gotta catch em all
 Judge Bread: NE SHITEIRU!?
Image 182021   05-29-17   Uploaded by    Punt Numbles
Score:
308
 
 Prumbo: Boarding the Borzoi isn't as easy as you might think.
 Mad Collager: I will never be your girlfriend!!
 wolfpk: For the last time, I am not a damn horse!!
 CastleBravo: SUPLEX!
 Shay: Falkor at Lvl. 1
Image 182020   05-29-17   Uploaded by    Crim Tender
Score:
497
 
 ping: Still life with teeth.
 apoxia: You can cut that edge right off.
 SomeCanadian: @Urn BooUrn Cats lick their butts all day and are now mouthing your cheez. The art is inconsequential to this situation.
 Urn BooUrn: But is it art?
 piranharama: Nailed it
Image 182019   05-29-17   Uploaded by    crunchymush
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