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263495  Otterman: I don't know what I'm doing!

263499  Solemn: When you raid with your friends...

263483  Robespierre: Designed to mesmerize

263498  Robespierre: Shit seen

263499  Robespierre: Something's touching me! Halp! HAAAAAAALP!

263489  VeeKay: That's cruel.

263491  VeeKay: Goanna rock down to Electric Avenue

263496  VeeKay: Unsubscribe

263498  VeeKay: "We wants it. We needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little Hobbitses. Wicked. Tricksy. False."

263480  VeeKay: @Scoo Literally choking on bile here dud

263498  piranharama: That face when you can see time

263496  WTF: Porntub Time Machine

263507  norgu5: Aaaaand you're touching it. Gross.

263495  Solemn: The only way to dog paddle.

263497  Solemn: ;3

263465  Solemn: The most obvious rad in the universe.

263466  Solemn: "Hey, here's a cane! Now it's a crutch! Now it's a baby! And now I've ABSORBED the baby! Take that, David Copperfield!"

263470  Solemn: $3.49 here. On the beach, it's $4.29, and don't even get me started on the $5.35 guy that camps out about 30 miles up the highway. That's guy's about 16 kinds of an arschgeige.

263427  Air Biscuit: "Cats love it!"

263485  Solemn: We need more bathroom signs like this.

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263357 Passive: Denny's has better pancakes and doesn't cost like fourteen dollars a short stack

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263293 Science: @Bohab: I'm pretty sure that, at this time, the wife's satisfaction was not a concern

263272 Science: *"Immigrant Song" intensifies*

263465 Solemn: The most obvious rad in the universe.

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263325 Science: @Felicity Give me Slack, or give me death!

263428 Jesse P: Really, the cat did it!

263215 tib gubb: PLEASE, LET'S NOT DO THIS ON THE SPACESHIP :((



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Score:
441
 
 Micro Jackson: Take about yer bait and switch
 Mad Collager: @fakeusername I always try to mess with heads of consierges by announcing I am very tired, and could they direct me to the nearest restroom. They never get it. Sigh.
 fakeusername: that doesn't look restful at all
 Scoo: Rock out with your / Jam out with your
 FabricMan: What? Women can't play lead guitar? Men can't sing in a pop band? The handi-capable can't be in the band instead of cheering in the crowd? This sign is sexist and ablist. TRIGGERED
 White Rice: YEAH! POOPING! WOO!
Image 181937   05-29-17   Uploaded by    booger
Score:
991
 
 wolfpk: Got your nose! It's kind of chewy.
 LieutenantTofu: Feel her body rise, when you kiss a mouse, as you walk through fields of gold #MisheardLyrics
 LieutenantTofu: Eeeeee so cute
 Prostata: somebody's gonna get parasites
 ping: That's one way to get a lip piercing.
 Hosebag: And now, #4, "woman with stoat through head".
 Mr. Butt: This is RADova
 grizzly: Yomp!
 ThatGuy: This kills the wildlife photographer
Image 181936   05-29-17   Uploaded by    Red
Score:
543
 
 tib gubb: be vewy vewy quiet
 E. HONDA: looks like the meat chopper knows a secret about the price chopper
 Air Biscuit: Is it meat by products?
 ch: okay now go out back okay now sign this waiver okay giz me five okay now take this oddly-shaped package okay now get out of here you never saw me okay
 Butcherboy: You all really don't want to know
 Hosebag: Time to meet the meat.
 Dan Tagonistic: Some special stuff from H. Briss
 XLY: yikes... is it a foot long?
 Zampano: So, handjobs from a creepy Pittsburgh Pirates fan, or...
Image 181935   05-29-17   Uploaded by    Red
Score:
506
 
 Micro Jackson: Hell i'd a beat you too
 Air Biscuit: Should have dressed up as the mascot.
 Mad Collager: The extra-large wattles hanging below the little peacock are a nice touch.
 Pizza: Rock out with your peacock out!
 DrinkMixMan: This makes a lot more sense when you realize the person talking is that woman in red.
 mwoody: @enfanta No, see, he's a peacockcock.
 Mr. Shine: @enfanta They're mating.
 Prostata: And I can see why
 enfanta: A peacock with a smaller peacock attached to its crotch? How could it lose?
 scribbs: @ignatz :-)
 toad: @scribbs Ah, well a kind of turkey..
 Sandor: Must have been a long drive, seeing how peacocks can't fly.
 Mr. Butt: fucking owned
 scribbs: @ignatz That's a TERRIBLE turkey costume!
 Largehand: Death will always win. A turkey of all things should know..
Image 181934   05-29-17   Uploaded by    blablabla
Image 181933 is unbelievably bad (score -9) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Weather. We'll pray for you, Weather.
Image 181932 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Troll. Boo, Troll.
Score:
344
 
 Black Jesus: Put some shoes on
 Micro Jackson: Hands off my inputs, puny human!
 ch: to scale
 Scoo: "Real Time Inputs" is the name of my Electro-Folk jam band
 mrdiron: Daft Punk was patented early on.
 Amy Housewine: It's quite a skill to be able to balance the entire arrangement on your fingertips.
Image 181931   05-29-17   Uploaded by    phailsauce
Score:
375
 
 mwoody: "Best before see base" - yes, ever since I saw Fort Sumter, M&Ms haven't been the same.
 Borkf: @Hyphae Something like that #180690
 Hyphae: Oh sweet, are they bringing cream filled M&Ms back?!
Image 181930   05-29-17   Uploaded by    professional
Score:
379
 
 BavidDowie: @Air Biscuit a proud people
 Air Biscuit: Cherokees are nice.
 itskando: @Knice Pounded in the ass by gay marijuana
 a robot: @tritium Gotta nuke something!
 Knice: That red car looks horrified.
 tritium: NUKE THE WHALES
Image 181929   05-29-17   Uploaded by    kshoxx
Score:
254
 
 Ihminen: uh.. ok *massages knees furiously*
 Mr. Shine: @Air Biscuit Apparently what happens is "Uncle Study."
 wolfpk: Don Gages Ayto, interesting.
 Knice: Eat this; it is my body.
 Mr. Butt: Yes, daddy.
 Air Biscuit: Darn, with that bush in the way how will anyone know what happens wednesday?
Image 181928   05-29-17   Uploaded by    morrissey
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