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233203  ignatz: #140975

233219  Derp Herpigan: BAD for Alexisyd.

233217  Peter Pantsless: "Aren't you going to frisk me?" "Sir, you're not under arrest." "...can you do it anyway?"

233217  GoGo Robotto: Police Stripper Squad

233212  kornisjon: If that's for one brownie, I do expect them to be 4:20 related.

233175  trelyate: just because you can doesn't mean you should

233217  Ulillillia: Eins, zwei,

233179  trelyate: this isn't Narnia...

233181  Ulillillia: We miss you in the Senate, doggo

233203  NoRagrets: Apparently Im too colorblind to read this.

233203  Dr Awkward: So, like, copulate with someone with color vision deficiency?

233185  Ulillillia: And that's why BILL hasn't been around.

233187  Ulillillia: 'Cause you're beautiful, like no other

233194  Ulillillia: Love, I get so lost, sometimes

233189  trelyate: when your press operator has a sense of humor

233213  Ulillillia: Consuela's phone

233205  trelyate: go back to your homeworld already

233207  trelyate: the hair is spot on

233198  addend: (Telepathically reprints OMNI magazine.)

233167  glenalec: vv ASCII, do you speak it? Aggrogator! :-P

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233103 Peter Pantsless: That was quick! Thanks again everybody. PURPLE POWERS ACTIVATE youtube.com/…

233068 Mr. Shine: @Teechur Version 2: Famous actor Henry Fonda was having health problems, so he went to his doctor, who diagnosed him with dilated cardiomyopathy, that is, an enlarged heart, when the chambers become too weak to properly pump blood. After questioning him about his habits, upon finding out Mr. Fonda enjoyed drinking absinthe in the evenings after dinner, the doctor angrily demanded he stop immediately. When the great actor asked why that mattered, the doctor looked at him and said "EVERBODY knows, absinthe makes the heart grow, Fonda."

233056 Robespierre: @Mr. Whiskers As an erstwhile Singapore resident I can attest that this is true.

233067 ping: @copunter Not a position I would want or be any good at. Am very content standing on the shore, throwing pebbles in, and watching the ripples spread. Thanks, though.

233032 zrj235: i invented one recently called KUNG FU KITCHEN. 523 bonus points if you can guess how to play.

233022 glenalec: On the up-side this may just be muddy water (inland Australian soil is exactly that colour).

233185 Ulillillia: And that's why BILL hasn't been around.

233072 sparename: Mannequinned Mission to Mars

233157 Scoo: @Felicity Appears to just be a broken alias to ResEdit; it's not rocking the awesome Mac-in-the-Box icon

233055 Mr Bleak: Boaty McBoat ... waddya mean, it's been done?



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Score:
441
 
 Micro Jackson: Take about yer bait and switch
 Mad Collager: @fakeusername I always try to mess with heads of consierges by announcing I am very tired, and could they direct me to the nearest restroom. They never get it. Sigh.
 fakeusername: that doesn't look restful at all
 Scoo: Rock out with your / Jam out with your
 FabricMan: What? Women can't play lead guitar? Men can't sing in a pop band? The handi-capable can't be in the band instead of cheering in the crowd? This sign is sexist and ablist. TRIGGERED
 White Rice: YEAH! POOPING! WOO!
Image 181937   05-29-17   Uploaded by    booger
Score:
991
 
 wolfpk: Got your nose! It's kind of chewy.
 LieutenantTofu: Feel her body rise, when you kiss a mouse, as you walk through fields of gold #MisheardLyrics
 LieutenantTofu: Eeeeee so cute
 Prostata: somebody's gonna get parasites
 ping: That's one way to get a lip piercing.
 Hosebag: And now, #4, "woman with stoat through head".
 Mr. Butt: This is RADova
 grizzly: Yomp!
 ThatGuy: This kills the wildlife photographer
Image 181936   05-29-17   Uploaded by    Red
Score:
543
 
 tib gubb: be vewy vewy quiet
 E. HONDA: looks like the meat chopper knows a secret about the price chopper
 Air Biscuit: Is it meat by products?
 ch: okay now go out back okay now sign this waiver okay giz me five okay now take this oddly-shaped package okay now get out of here you never saw me okay
 Butcherboy: You all really don't want to know
 Hosebag: Time to meet the meat.
 Dan Tagonistic: Some special stuff from H. Briss
 XLY: yikes... is it a foot long?
 Zampano: So, handjobs from a creepy Pittsburgh Pirates fan, or...
Image 181935   05-29-17   Uploaded by    Red
Score:
506
 
 Micro Jackson: Hell i'd a beat you too
 Air Biscuit: Should have dressed up as the mascot.
 Mad Collager: The extra-large wattles hanging below the little peacock are a nice touch.
 Pizza: Rock out with your peacock out!
 DrinkMixMan: This makes a lot more sense when you realize the person talking is that woman in red.
 mwoody: @enfanta No, see, he's a peacockcock.
 Mr. Shine: @enfanta They're mating.
 Prostata: And I can see why
 enfanta: A peacock with a smaller peacock attached to its crotch? How could it lose?
 scribbs: @ignatz :-)
 ignatz: @scribbs Ah, well a kind of turkey..
 Sandor: Must have been a long drive, seeing how peacocks can't fly.
 Mr. Butt: fucking owned
 scribbs: @ignatz That's a TERRIBLE turkey costume!
 ignatz: Death will always win. A turkey of all things should know..
Image 181934   05-29-17   Uploaded by    blablabla
Image 181933 is unbelievably bad (score -9) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Weather. Boo, Weather.
Image 181932 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Troll. You have brought shame on us, Troll.
Score:
344
 
 Felicity: Put some shoes on
 Micro Jackson: Hands off my inputs, puny human!
 ch: to scale
 Scoo: "Real Time Inputs" is the name of my Electro-Folk jam band
 mrdiron: Daft Punk was patented early on.
 Amy Housewine: It's quite a skill to be able to balance the entire arrangement on your fingertips.
Image 181931   05-29-17   Uploaded by    phailsauce
Score:
375
 
 mwoody: "Best before see base" - yes, ever since I saw Fort Sumter, M&Ms haven't been the same.
 Borkf: @Hyphae Something like that #180690
 Hyphae: Oh sweet, are they bringing cream filled M&Ms back?!
Image 181930   05-29-17   Uploaded by    professional
Score:
379
 
 BavidDowie: @Air Biscuit a proud people
 Air Biscuit: Cherokees are nice.
 itskando: @Knice Pounded in the ass by gay marijuana
 a robot: @tritium Gotta nuke something!
 Knice: That red car looks horrified.
 tritium: NUKE THE WHALES
Image 181929   05-29-17   Uploaded by    kshoxx
Score:
254
 
 Ihminen: uh.. ok *massages knees furiously*
 Mr. Shine: @Air Biscuit Apparently what happens is "Uncle Study."
 wolfpk: Don Gages Ayto, interesting.
 Knice: Eat this; it is my body.
 Mr. Butt: Yes, daddy.
 Air Biscuit: Darn, with that bush in the way how will anyone know what happens wednesday?
Image 181928   05-29-17   Uploaded by    morrissey
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