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258178  apoxia: I was born in 1982 and this is how I have always used a cellphone. I just don't get the thumbs thing.

258186  apoxia: Do trees dislike having things nailed to them?

258189  apoxia: New Zealand ignored, yet again.

258202  bug: Opened whole bag of catnip, then got the munchies. Still too stoned to move.

258206  apoxia: I wonder how long the lid was closed.

258209  apoxia: That's a strange prosthetic.

258111  Annoying Vegan : This is wasteful.

258208  addend: Thanks. Not likely, though.

258206  Peter Pantsless: I knew computers could get viruses, but fungal infections?

258139  Annoying Vegan : He looks like the boyfriend in Difficult People

258210  Knice: Humor and airports do not mix well.

258214  Knice: I would pay to see this boi-band.

258149  Annoying Vegan : See that patch of sunlight on top of their head? Thats where I wanna kiss this snug.

258216  Knice: I refer to my ass as 'holy bread.'

258217  Knice: Maybe he could be a spy with that detachable eyeball.

258200  Knice: You know what you did, motherfucker.

258206  Knice: That username.

258162  Annoying Vegan : @Mr. Shine Nothing beats pleats!

258162  Peach: I'm definitely sporty spice. I mean sporty ghost... I mean both.

258188  wolfpk: "I associated them with like weird boxcar hobos and dead bodies thanks to movies" That was safety lesson plan B. It seems to have worked.

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258089 DrNinjaman: Do the eagles have large talons?

258009 Astanapan: wikiHow to run first because until you learn how to bend your knees you're getting nowhere fast.

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258106 augustus: @SuedeOxford you get em

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257969 WannaBee: The before picture #258041

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257947 VeeKay: Now we're going to places in my neighborhood

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 Scoo: Stop looking at me, swan!
 SomeCanadian: Face Tattoos: Don't do it.
 scribbs: No wonder I did so bad in biology.
Image 181803   05-28-17   Uploaded by    phailsauce
 apoxia: Well this is the most anatomically correct centaur I've seen in a while (no third set of limbs)
 SomeCanadian: It's like a centaur thalidomide baby.
 sparename: King Harold changed his armour.
 scribbs: Centaur McPeacock loved to trot around the garden with his pet duck on his back.
Image 181802   05-28-17   Uploaded by    Bad Dad
 wolfpk: @a robot Ha, it has been forever since I have seen that PSA. I knew it the second it came up
 wolfpk: *Monkey takes another drag, then flips you off.
 Demon Universe: Huh, lame. *looks down at hand, with lit cigarette* Dammit!
 ch: "You son of a bitch, you been steamrolling over me all night. What you trying to tell me? One card, you got a flush? What? I think you're bluffing pal, I think you're trying to buy it." [SFX: smooth quacking]
 ch: you know that duck rakes in the chips at poker ... wanna party w/that bad ass
 edvard: Some of those animals look pretty cool though
 redmonkey3: Collie looks fatherly
 piranharama: Top right monkey has game too
 a robot: Sadly, this has never left my brain even into adulthood:…
 scribbs: Actually, it looks pretty awesome when they do it.
 Nothing: I dunno, that camel looks pretty cool to me
Image 181801   05-28-17   Uploaded by    marxist
 redmonkey3: Extra RADS! for practical, not digital, Art
 ch: This is great, OSCARS FOR ORANGES
Image 181800   05-28-17   Uploaded by    frankie
 Watch Out: This is why I unsubscribed from getting my Marvel comics by mail
 Air Biscuit: Unbend it if youre so smart
 redmonkey3: * and the postman doesn't like that
 redmonkey3: @Ihminen - driven be a "Joe Bob" in greasy coveralls, i hope
 scribbs: Creased diplomas reduce future earning potential by 23%.
 Ihminen: Reminds me of that one time some guy got his Bugatti delivered to him on a bed of a truck
Image 181799   05-28-17   Uploaded by    KickassHellyeah
 Air Biscuit: I dont know any of the new pokemon.
 WaffleIron: Damn crystalline entity just won't leave us alone. I mean the life sucking one, not @crystalline entity.
 scribbs: There's a lot of story climax in this image.
Image 181798   05-28-17   Uploaded by    AFanOfSprite
 Scoo: Illuminaughty confirmed
 Fuzzpot: Tossed salad with cumin
 SomeCanadian: We told you not to!
 redmonkey3: Future sex ed instructors orrr pimps
 WaffleIron: This is where my performance anxiety comes from.
 Mr. Whiskers: Especially not twice
 scribbs: Well, that was a stressful few seconds while I translated to grown-up spelling.
Image 181797   05-28-17   Uploaded by    spacedawg
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Image 181796   05-28-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Pepper
 scribbs: I'm feeling like he shouldn't snuff out the elephant-candle.
Image 181795   05-28-17   Uploaded by    morrissey
 DimwaldtThrockmorton: It's on my bucket-list
 redmonkey3: @Aemuli - Go Aemuli! Go Aemuli! Go Aemuli!
 redmonkey3: Annual italian dinner @ church just got wayyy more interesting
 Air Biscuit: Gospel of the flying spaghetti monster?
 Aemuli: Way ahead of you - already gave head to the garlic bread
 Ihminen: yessir ill get right on it
 LogicKitty: I've said it before and I will continue to say it every time I see this picture: How is it that you can spell 'lasagna' but not 'the'?
 Teechur: Dammit, Garfield!
Image 181794   05-28-17   Uploaded by    deadwombat
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