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210580  Dr Awkward: Reach (Around) For the Stars

210578  Ulillillia: No son of mine will be a brony

210580  Ulillillia: Whack off first

210569  VeeKay: When you wake up after a massive bender in the bathroom showroom.

210589  prius: Probably some feeble attempt to protect her hair from water.

210574  VeeKay: Go on dude, puke!

210582  dobbiesdoogs: "i have an idea for a prank" #210583

210579  VeeKay: Baby light my (oilwell on) fire

210578  dobbiesdoogs: "drop the pony business, or you won't be allowed to stay up pasteur bedtime"

210580  dobbiesdoogs: nice, cazh peen

210584  icloud: more like 'best 2 minutes of your life'

210501  Jabberwikket: @Christina probably laminated sticky notes...

210577  kazzy94: Haha yeah

210567  Annoying Vegan : Some robots have excellent taste in dog photos.

210584  tane: 2 minutes in heaven is better than 1 minute in heaven.

210491  apoxia: @Christina Cats are crepuscular, not nocturnal.

210562  Teechur: Do her pants have a camera-friendly hole?

210563  Teechur: Perhaps the wavy ones are just more outgoing.

210569  funny in the wall: like the naked lady but what' with all the sinks/toilets/bidets?

210567  Teechur: @PenguinBartender Yes, definitely mlem.

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

210467 Yurishiro: Cut the cord you baby planet!

210451 Niels Bohr: Hey there love angle.

210366 a robot: @MabelSyrup Best not to call random women "bitches" aboard the Spaceship

210491 apoxia: @Christina Cats are crepuscular, not nocturnal.

210528 Cami: @Yurishiro I like that reply. Another good one I've heard was that from the cover you can see what it's going to cost.

210563 Teechur: Perhaps the wavy ones are just more outgoing.

210512 sirgallium: The weinermobile is in trouble

210337 apoxia: @UltraBeverly I had a general anesthetic recently here in New Zealand and the price was just over $300. I thought that was pretty cheap.

210540 wolfpk: When there is a will there's a way... unfortunately that phrase is attached to the phrase "famous last words".

210508 Cami: @tess Remember pagers? Bike couriers and drug dealers...



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NO JOKES uploaded 210205 (690 points)
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fakeplastic uploaded 210099 (664 points)
PygmyGremlin uploaded 210425 (652 points)
Side Boob uploaded 210220 (651 points)
eradicator uploaded 210303 (638 points)
gggina uploaded 210350 (633 points)
caesar uploaded 210317 (614 points)
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10. carlin: 1219 points
11. cybeq: 1144 points
12. Religion X: 1103 points
13. grace: 1062 points
14. duckybox: 1053 points
15. electrode: 1022 points
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Score:
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 DrinkMixMan: Laboratory Retriever
 wolfpk: Cerberus's third head is behind the door.
 Teechur: Hello, Zaphod Bofkflebrox!
 Dan Tagonistic: Did you get that off Ferdy?
 Teechur: I had a dog with two heads once. One was hers, and the other was that of a vole she found.
 scribbs: That's just creepy.
 Hosebag: Come play with us. Forever!
 Ulillillia: We are Siamese if you please
 Amy Housewine: To disguise his identity, Cerberus hid his third head behind the door.
Image 181773   05-28-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
836
 
 Mexico: OH HAI! #181862
 wolfpk: Oh shit, I don't remember having kittens!
 Felicity: Is there such a thing as the uncanny valley for cats?
 Aemuli: Found your cocaine
 scribbs: Surprise floof!
 Sage: Catnip- not even once.
 Amy Housewine: OH LAWD OH MERCY
Image 181772   05-28-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
341
 
 Felicity: @redmonkey3 OK. :-) It was an scanner for the old 1980s Macintosh. The user replaced the ink cartridge in the ImageWriter printer with a scanner cartridge, then fed a piece of paper with the image to be scanned through the printer. The cartridge would pass over it and scan it. The results looked a little like the image above. grilledloinwww.folklore.org/StoryView.py?story=Thunderscan.txt
 redmonkey3: @Felicity - nope... wanna share ?
 Felicity: Remember ThunderScan?
Image 181771   05-28-17   Uploaded by    Semaphore
Score:
547
 
 tib gubb: okay
 Dresdenkeogh: Jordan-desu
Image 181770   05-28-17   Uploaded by    eevee
Score:
416
 
 Scoo: Pfft... so does everyone
 Felicity: ...How Conservatives Won the Heart of America, by Thomas Frank
 Annoying Vegan : And their little dogs, too.
 Ulillillia: Of course, Westboro Baptist is there.
Image 181769   05-28-17   Uploaded by    frenk
Score:
139
 
 jazzjunkie: "Compare to the active ingredient in Dasani!"
 redmonkey3: Fuck The Nestle Corporation!
 hajjpodge: "What if we owned all the water and I kept it under my house?" - Nestle CEO
 Dan Tagonistic: This makes me wet
 XLY: Can i get a link to the review video plz!?
 wolfpk: All from the same tap.
 a robot: Pictured: environmental disaster
Image 181768   05-28-17   Uploaded by    Colbo Mundus
Score:
338
 
 jazzjunkie: Dave's not here, man!
 redmonkey3: "It's open" = instant defeat of every Knock Knock joke, ever
 scribbs: @Derp Herpigan Panther no panths, I'm going thwimming!
 WTF: Nice pair of Knockers!
 Bu7Z: Panther's not here man.
 Joseph: Just Panther. Open the fucking door man.
 Derp Herpigan: @scribbs Panther who?
 scribbs: @Derp Herpigan Panther.
 Derp Herpigan: Who's there?
Image 181767   05-28-17   Uploaded by    whipwing
Score:
275
 
 SomeOtherCanadian: Wash. Rinse. Repeat.
Image 181766   05-28-17   Uploaded by    Watch Out
Score:
313
 
 Dan Tagonistic: Get off the sofa!
Image 181765   05-28-17   Uploaded by    Gazden
Score:
205
 
 Ihminen: @Air Biscuit damnit lol
 Air Biscuit: @Ihminen Eye see what you did there...
 Ihminen: eyes eyes baby
Image 181764   05-28-17   Uploaded by    inthrees
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