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267938  MrBoffo: Snakes love this!

267943  MrBoffo: Swann's Way

267949  MrBoffo: ANT-KNEEEE!

267952  MrBoffo: None Of The Above

267932  dangerkeith3000: I don't get these pop culture jokes.

267953  MrBoffo: HAW! An I bet these weirdos drive on the LEFT side of the road, too!

267936  dangerkeith3000: Haha PUN!

267937  dangerkeith3000: Dr Crusher, I presume?

267938  dangerkeith3000: *Brought to you by PETA

267946  Mr. Butt: The ideal woman.

267959  MrBoffo: Tom of Finland goes bestial

267941  dangerkeith3000: Keith Haring designed this spider.

267952  KnowLifer: It's a reversed technique. Computer would solve this in miliseconds so any wrong answer proves that you are a human

267943  dangerkeith3000: La Salle des Pas Perdus, Lucien Aigner

267944  dangerkeith3000: Little bunny Foofoo

267946  dangerkeith3000: She sure is big for a 4 year old.

267952  dangerkeith3000: Bottom left.

267964  shadebane: Hard to believe the hard working honest men at a car dealership could miss that mistake.

267908  Shay: IT'S BACON!!!!!!

267928  White Rice: God, finally!

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

267648 Christina: By the way, if not for crazy women, some men would never get laid at all.

267773 Shay: Put your hands in the air like you just do care.

267831 Teechur: The Redbox in our Walmart is actually blue. Perhaps this is a Walmartian stop sign?

267576 VeeKay: Johnny Tightlips.

267580 VeeKay: Not shown = Young Ettiene, who lives in an asylum.

267839 mammal883: @ignatz AND, I don't like the way the stripes on his tie and shirt don't line up...

267620 Python77: Really, we are still trying the DuckFace thing?

267564 Bluetocracy: Leonard, put down the flashlight and take off that silly robe, I'm trying to watch tv!

267930 Mad Collager: My, she has lots of spirit!

267597 BavidDowie: All your bass are belong to him



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The Bees uploaded 267439 (781 points)
sundragon uploaded 267499 (770 points)
MrBoffo uploaded 267546 (758 points)
Niels Bohr uploaded 267640 (749 points)
Side Boob uploaded 267850 (746 points)
Paint Chips uploaded 267707 (745 points)


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11. bbbrandon: 1530 points
12. Mustyrats: 1524 points
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14. Annoying Vegan : 1454 points
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Score:
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 DrinkMixMan: Laboratory Retriever
 wolfpk: Cerberus's third head is behind the door.
 Teechur: Hello, Zaphod Bofkflebrox!
 Dan Tagonistic: Did you get that off Ferdy?
 Teechur: I had a dog with two heads once. One was hers, and the other was that of a vole she found.
 scribbs: That's just creepy.
 Hosebag: Come play with us. Forever!
 Ulillillia: We are Siamese if you please
 Amy Housewine: To disguise his identity, Cerberus hid his third head behind the door.
Image 181773   05-28-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
865
 
 Mexico: OH HAI! #181862
 wolfpk: Oh shit, I don't remember having kittens!
 namaste: Is there such a thing as the uncanny valley for cats?
 Aemuli: Found your cocaine
 scribbs: Surprise floof!
 Sage: Catnip- not even once.
 Amy Housewine: OH LAWD OH MERCY
Image 181772   05-28-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
373
 
 a spider plan: @redmonkey3 OK. :-) It was an scanner for the old 1980s Macintosh. The user replaced the ink cartridge in the ImageWriter printer with a scanner cartridge, then fed a piece of paper with the image to be scanned through the printer. The cartridge would pass over it and scan it. The results looked a little like the image above. grilledloinwww.folklore.org/StoryView.py?story=Thunderscan.txt
 redmonkey3: @Felicity - nope... wanna share ?
 Lorm Bembo: Remember ThunderScan?
Image 181771   05-28-17   Uploaded by    Semaphore
Score:
579
 
 SurfNTurf: Everybody Wang Chung tonight
 tib gubb: okay
 Dresdenkeogh: Jordan-desu
Image 181770   05-28-17   Uploaded by    eevee
Score:
444
 
 Scoo: Pfft... so does everyone
 SS Keith: ...How Conservatives Won the Heart of America, by Thomas Frank
 Annoying Vegan : And their little dogs, too.
 Ulillillia: Of course, Westboro Baptist is there.
Image 181769   05-28-17   Uploaded by    frenk
Score:
139
 
 jazzjunkie: "Compare to the active ingredient in Dasani!"
 redmonkey3: Fuck The Nestle Corporation!
 hajjpodge: "What if we owned all the water and I kept it under my house?" - Nestle CEO
 Dan Tagonistic: This makes me wet
 XLY: Can i get a link to the review video plz!?
 wolfpk: All from the same tap.
 a robot: Pictured: environmental disaster
Image 181768   05-28-17   Uploaded by    Colbo Mundus
Score:
368
 
 jazzjunkie: Dave's not here, man!
 redmonkey3: "It's open" = instant defeat of every Knock Knock joke, ever
 scribbs: @Derp Herpigan Panther no panths, I'm going thwimming!
 WTF: Nice pair of Knockers!
 Bu7Z: Panther's not here man.
 Joseph: Just Panther. Open the fucking door man.
 Derp Herpigan: @scribbs Panther who?
 scribbs: @Derp Herpigan Panther.
 Derp Herpigan: Who's there?
Image 181767   05-28-17   Uploaded by    whipwing
Score:
304
 
 SomeOtherCanadian: Wash. Rinse. Repeat.
Image 181766   05-28-17   Uploaded by    Watch Out
Score:
313
 
 Dan Tagonistic: Get off the sofa!
Image 181765   05-28-17   Uploaded by    Gazden
Score:
238
 
 Ihminen: @Air Biscuit damnit lol
 Air Biscuit: @Ihminen Eye see what you did there...
 Ihminen: eyes eyes baby
Image 181764   05-28-17   Uploaded by    inthrees
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