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258363  lecj07: @Peter Pantsless Yeah, all he does is narc to the fat controller.

258365  lecj07: @Annoying Vegan he thought you might be dead and was about to perform CPR.

258410  Annoying Vegan : @Prostata Snug Dog Round Corg!

258365  Annoying Vegan : @hajjpodge Nah, only in the mornings, at exactly the same time- corgis love a schedule, and have a freakishly accurate internal clock.

258383  lecj07: She must be the model used to get that t&a pose for comic book females.

258419  Solemn: I've always seen rapping as really bad poetry.

258386  lecj07: This implies Rapunzel will garrote Mickey with her hair. I am ok with this.

258418  Solemn: @Not A Bot Hey, that's my line!

258412  Solemn: Fun fact: this is an article from 'The Foghorn News', the paper of Del Mar College in Corpus Christi, Texas. There's a version of this on their website, with several people yelling at the author to take down the article due to it contradicting various articles of scripture, which they happily list for the reader's benefit.

258417  AlexDeLarge: Sorry, goose, but it's time to buzz the tower

258412  Mr. Shine: @AlexDeLarge that's likely.

258419  Mr. Shine: Most likely true.

258402  AlexDeLarge: Hyperbolic parabaloid *beep* yo mama!

258412  AlexDeLarge: He wanted an excuse to show off stuff from his deviantart page?

258418  Not A Bot: I'm amazed that they had enough letters to spell 'tyrannosaurus' three times.

258365  hajjpodge: @Annoying Vegan Maybe you have sleep apnea and you're disturbing him.

258380  hajjpodge: Finally, a wrinkle removing cream that REALLY works!

257419  Mr Bleak: Feed. Me. ... Feed. Me. ... Feed. Me. ...

258402  White Rice: For bonus points, make sure to alliterate the insults (though the current list is sorely lacking)

258405  White Rice: Welp, time to get mauled while trying to pet a big cat.

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258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious

258378 Robespierre: @Spazstatic The average American's concept of "freedom" and "liberty" is becoming more divorced from reality by the day now. Thanks, Internet. BTW, the ferry's running late here.

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258337 TurkeyVulture: This is not going to go the way you think it will.

258270 berlin: me too

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

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Score:
525
 
 wolfpk: What do you think I am asshole,a dog!?
 Hosebag: Gravitational, electromagnetic, I can't remember the name of this force?
 enfanta: "No, we can't take it home. We don't have room for it. Now let go, I have to get back to start dinner."
 SoyUnPerdedor: Here's Jon showing the proper technique for walking your cat up on a tree
 Dan Tagonistic: I'm imagining he's shot that cat out of his wrist like Spiderman
 Ratty: Well, what did you expect?
 sparename: Illustrating "Guide Cats For The Blind" by Les Barker (Again, yootoob it..)
Image 181743   05-28-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Image 181742 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Taters. We'll pray for you, Taters.
Score:
687
 
 namaste: @CrystallineEntity looool
 Kim: Harbor bork.
 CrystallineEntity: That is one happy water-doggo
 San DoDo: Same
 OzmiumCozmos: Too much chips and salsa.
Image 181741   05-28-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
250
 
 White Rice: @Hosebag I stand by my decision to hug that pupper; wedding gift eating aside she looks like a good dog.
 Hosebag: @White Rice This is her #121276
 White Rice: @Hosebag 200 lbs? You've got a small horse there. Without any other information, I can honestly say I would hug that dog (something about really big dogs just clicks with me, despite never having a dog of my own (always apartments, no yards, wouldn't be fair to them))
 Hosebag: @Hyphae At my wedding, my Great Dane ate ALL of the chocolate gifts for the guests. Including the wrappers. Vet asked weight of the dog, when said 200 pounds they laughed and said don't worry about her.
 Hyphae: @Hosebag when we first got my first dog, a 9month old whippet mix, she managed to jump up, onto the kitchen counter, and demolish a fresh batch of brownies... My mother thought is was sweet, innocent 7 year old me, but my hands and face weren't covered in chocolate. Doggo was fine, but we were worried all day for her...
 Hosebag: I know this is a scene from a movie, but in real life, when I 10, our St. Bernard really stole a whole turkey from the stove and ran away with it. Thanksgiving dinner... She was sick as a dog after eating it too.
Image 181740   05-28-17   Uploaded by    S R N
Score:
716
 
 White Rice: @CrystallineEntity yeah, but until the trap goes off it's totally worth it.
 CrystallineEntity: It's a trap. Five of the six ends are pointy.
 Fancy Clown: Floof!
 ASTER: Fun!
Image 181739   05-28-17   Uploaded by    Red
Score:
308
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: ...as far as anyone knows
 wolfpk: She had the baby a day after she turned 20.
 tib gubb: whoa... dark
 Noremak: @Nope Well, it's better than urinal cake.
 Ratty: Now beat the 'Never have kids' challenge
 sparename: There wasn't enough space for "Thank fuck you actually made it to 20 without becoming a mummy"
 Nope: Abortion cakes seem in poor taste but cake is cake.
Image 181738   05-28-17   Uploaded by    cishet
Score:
609
 
 Chinese Buffet: Panchito, help papa
 Teechur: Un gato blotto. (sorry, "borracho" didn't rhyme)
 SoyUnPerdedor: "Que hice anoche?"
 Niels Bohr: Tequila of Mockingbirds
 Yam: A very bad hombre
Image 181737   05-28-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
418
 
 sparename: asshole's ass in an asshole's hole
 cizhiresb: someone gave this cat a portal gun
 Knice: "Later, shitlords."
Image 181736   05-28-17   Uploaded by    Red
Score:
456
 
 Ulillillia: Cathy Crossing
 Mr. Butt: Always a rad for Animal Crossing.
Image 181735   05-28-17   Uploaded by    Bad Dad
Score:
275
 
 wolfpk: Get the lawnmower!!
 Air Biscuit: ... to be dead huh? How do you honk that sounds to be dead?
 Mr. Shine: Dirt Nap again
 Amy Housewine: "Did you get rid of the body?" "Yeah boss, no-one will ever find him.!
 Bluetocracy: Drunken sod.
 bug: HA HA! I'd like to see them try to give me a "drunk in public" citation now!
 Knice: Drunk and a lawn is no way to live.
 Urn BooUrn: His "Shadow of the Colossus" cosplay is on point.
 fanny: there's not mulch to see in this picture
 VoR: Glad to see its not due a mow
Image 181734   05-28-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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