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273244  SurfNTurf: Bruh, try moving that decimal a space over to the right to get someone to let your creepy ass crank off on their boots...

273224  dobbiesdoogs: in the beginning I had a lot to say about my father in the middle east but he is not the one that we have seen before that we could check out our new book on this issue of our lives

273224  FormerLurker: Hey whats up your son is going to be there around noon tomorrow or Tuesday or Wednesday or Thursday night and I can probably take you out to dinner tonight and then Ill be there around noon or so Ill have a good day at school tomorrow or tomorrow morning.

273263  ignatz: They like computers cos they're warm

273244  eevee: Dirk Stedanko

273242  ignatz: Th Chinese 'Social Credits' plan is straight outta Scarfolk..

273246  ignatz: @sparename my Coeliac grandma switched to tequila- guaranteed wheat-free

273145  Bob: Sorry Canada.

273259  Amy Housewine: * MGM lion roar *

273251  Amy Housewine: Me and my shadow/And now to repeat what I said at the start/They'll need a large crowbar to break us apart

273190  VoR: Singing*

273258  sparename: *-one else does

273252  Callahan: i think you've had enough to drink, freezer

273255  sparename: Is-a that in the kitchen - Wot ama gonna' do?

273262  sparename: Like the guy who runs the Dutch drivers' roadside cafe - Snack van Open

273246  sparename: My Coeliac friend feels safer with rum

273253  Shay: No sir, our Beauty of North Korea quota is done so scram.

273249  sparename: "Any Mownten Do?"

273254  Shay: *more pylons SFX intensifies*

273255  Shay: Hate to burst your bubble, but there's no casting call for Rat King in the next Michael Bay-raped TMNT movie.

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273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

273224 dobbiesdoogs: in the beginning I had a lot to say about my father in the middle east but he is not the one that we have seen before that we could check out our new book on this issue of our lives

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Score:
525
 
 wolfpk: What do you think I am asshole,a dog!?
 Hosebag: Gravitational, electromagnetic, I can't remember the name of this force?
 enfanta: "No, we can't take it home. We don't have room for it. Now let go, I have to get back to start dinner."
 SoyUnPerdedor: Here's Jon showing the proper technique for walking your cat up on a tree
 Dan Tagonistic: I'm imagining he's shot that cat out of his wrist like Spiderman
 Ratty: Well, what did you expect?
 sparename: Illustrating "Guide Cats For The Blind" by Les Barker (Again, yootoob it..)
Image 181743   05-28-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Image 181742 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Taters. We'll pray for you, Taters.
Score:
687
 
 namaste: @CrystallineEntity looool
 Kim: Harbor bork.
 CrystallineEntity: That is one happy water-doggo
 San DoDo: Same
 OzmiumCozmos: Too much chips and salsa.
Image 181741   05-28-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
250
 
 White Rice: @Hosebag I stand by my decision to hug that pupper; wedding gift eating aside she looks like a good dog.
 Hosebag: @White Rice This is her #121276
 White Rice: @Hosebag 200 lbs? You've got a small horse there. Without any other information, I can honestly say I would hug that dog (something about really big dogs just clicks with me, despite never having a dog of my own (always apartments, no yards, wouldn't be fair to them))
 Hosebag: @Hyphae At my wedding, my Great Dane ate ALL of the chocolate gifts for the guests. Including the wrappers. Vet asked weight of the dog, when said 200 pounds they laughed and said don't worry about her.
 Hyphae: @Hosebag when we first got my first dog, a 9month old whippet mix, she managed to jump up, onto the kitchen counter, and demolish a fresh batch of brownies... My mother thought is was sweet, innocent 7 year old me, but my hands and face weren't covered in chocolate. Doggo was fine, but we were worried all day for her...
 Hosebag: I know this is a scene from a movie, but in real life, when I 10, our St. Bernard really stole a whole turkey from the stove and ran away with it. Thanksgiving dinner... She was sick as a dog after eating it too.
Image 181740   05-28-17   Uploaded by    S R N
Score:
716
 
 White Rice: @CrystallineEntity yeah, but until the trap goes off it's totally worth it.
 CrystallineEntity: It's a trap. Five of the six ends are pointy.
 Fancy Clown: Floof!
 ASTER: Fun!
Image 181739   05-28-17   Uploaded by    Red
Score:
308
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: ...as far as anyone knows
 wolfpk: She had the baby a day after she turned 20.
 tib gubb: whoa... dark
 Noremak: @Nope Well, it's better than urinal cake.
 Ratty: Now beat the 'Never have kids' challenge
 sparename: There wasn't enough space for "Thank fuck you actually made it to 20 without becoming a mummy"
 Nope: Abortion cakes seem in poor taste but cake is cake.
Image 181738   05-28-17   Uploaded by    cishet
Score:
609
 
 Chinese Buffet: Panchito, help papa
 Teechur: Un gato blotto. (sorry, "borracho" didn't rhyme)
 SoyUnPerdedor: "Que hice anoche?"
 Niels Bohr: Tequila of Mockingbirds
 Yam: A very bad hombre
Image 181737   05-28-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
418
 
 sparename: asshole's ass in an asshole's hole
 cizhiresb: someone gave this cat a portal gun
 Knice: "Later, shitlords."
Image 181736   05-28-17   Uploaded by    Red
Score:
456
 
 Ulillillia: Cathy Crossing
 Mr. Butt: Always a rad for Animal Crossing.
Image 181735   05-28-17   Uploaded by    Bad Dad
Score:
275
 
 wolfpk: Get the lawnmower!!
 Air Biscuit: ... to be dead huh? How do you honk that sounds to be dead?
 Mr. Shine: Dirt Nap again
 Amy Housewine: "Did you get rid of the body?" "Yeah boss, no-one will ever find him.!
 Bluetocracy: Drunken sod.
 bug: HA HA! I'd like to see them try to give me a "drunk in public" citation now!
 Knice: Drunk and a lawn is no way to live.
 Urn BooUrn: His "Shadow of the Colossus" cosplay is on point.
 fanny: there's not mulch to see in this picture
 iCEy: Glad to see its not due a mow
Image 181734   05-28-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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