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268957  Amy Housewine: Fencil.

268954  dangerkeith3000: They also sell those at Adam&Eve dot com.

268943  antipatterns: This looks like SMBC not... That other cursed watermark

268929  dangerkeith3000: Tom Waits as a dog.

268930  dangerkeith3000: Where is Johnny 5 gonna get all his gear?

268914  Uncle Phil: @Shay ebaum sold the site and opened a fancy steak house. Then sold the steak house.

268938  dangerkeith3000: This is what happens when abortions are illegal.

268941  dangerkeith3000: Sponge! Bob! Square! Tits!

268948  dangerkeith3000: I'm getting cremated, asshole.

268949  dangerkeith3000: Meows Davis

268952  dangerkeith3000: @Mr. Butt Sounds like Weird Al is really broadening his horizons.

268946  Sadbot: @Dr Awkward Lahren actually blathered about PP and contraception on the View last year. Let's just say her stance is... elitist and porridge-brained

268952  Mr. Butt: It's still on PornHub, if anyone feels inclined to watch it. I showed my girlfriend a month or two ago; she wasn't as amused as I'd hoped.

268952  Mr. Butt: The weirdest porn I ever saw went like this: a man teaching a woman to play accordion; she attempts to play Bohemian Rhapsody on the accordion; she messes up, so they get naked (as one does); then the guy starts peeing on her; then the woman starts peeing in a fancy teacup and drinks it...I don't remember what happens next.

268926  jochenau: This is apparently an Irish workbook for Catholic children, which is...horrifying. I'm not Catholic, but I'm 99% certain that this is some wack theology.

268949  Side Boob: :toot:

268946  WTF: You would think the conservatives would be FOR abortions since they seem to be the ones constantly found hooking up with large swaths of women.

268949  Amy Housewine: * Last Post *

268950  Side Boob: We're gonna need a bigger boat.

268944  Dr Awkward: Ooooooooooh

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268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant



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Score:
518
 
 Cami: ...and I don't know which one is the father!
 Amy Housewine: Hey baby I'm here to deliver this package knowhmsayin'...
 Teechur: Why did you help your mum's dog attack the postman anyway?
 Knice: Don't worry; dogs can't get people pregnant.
Image 181532   05-27-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
437
 
 a robot: I don't even know who I am anymore!
 tib gubb: this works more often than you'd think
 Hosebag: May I be Frank with you?
 SomeCanadian: For more information, reread.
Image 181531   05-27-17   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
319
 
 piranharama: @PushyWebsite Oh, I see what you did there, +1
 PushyWebsite: They are not as expensive as hiring gaurds from Sodom. @piranharama
 Demon Universe: @FabricMan Jeez, I don't remember that at all.
 piranharama: Gamorrean guard
 FabricMan: @Bill Rye Ep 6. They're the guards to Jabba's palace
 Cami: @Mr. Butt Auto + for Primus.
 TurkeyVulture: Warpig.
 Bill Rye: ain't it Star Wars? Episode 5 maybe?
 CrystallineEntity: Warhammer 40k movie is looking good.
 Wooden Spoon: Beb-batm-op The Dark Knight
 Demon Universe: Is this from that old Zelda April's Fool Day thing?
 Mr. Butt: Pork Soda is a good album.
Image 181530   05-27-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
519
 
 Amy Housewine: @SomeCanadian *One pup.
 SomeCanadian: I feel like this is the doggie-smut version of two-girls-one-cup.
 Sandor: You got peanut butter in my dog! Well, you got dog in my peanut butter!
Image 181529   05-27-17   Uploaded by    Punt Numbles
Image 181528 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by superfudge. Boo, superfudge.
Score:
471
 
 SomeCanadian: Then show you're not afraid of challenging situations by ritual disembowelment
Image 181527   05-27-17   Uploaded by    Rembo Rompus
Score:
461
 
 wolfpk: 1:Camels are herbivores, so your child is most likely safe. 2: That is one hell of a pic you will probably never have the chance to get again. So B
 Hosebag: The one on the left is just being an ass.
 SomeCanadian: They donkey paid me to watch too.
 Mr. Shine: c) Post to The Friendly Spaceship
 Amy Housewine: 'B', as this exclusive footage shows.
Image 181526   05-27-17   Uploaded by    satoshi
Score:
176
 
 betamax: @fanny It sounds like a small town in Quebec
 kazzy94: Makes me think of the giant bottle opener on Who's Line is it Anyway?
 wolfpk: I swear officer, I only had one beer!
 Peter Pantsless: "It's pretty big...I guess."
 RalphyNoPants: Still not enough to get drunk.
 fanny: @Prostata i really like he way "douche canoe" sounds :-D
 Prostata: it's a 4 wheel douche canoe
Image 181525   05-27-17   Uploaded by    sad face
Score:
523
 
 Teechur: Minerva McDoganall
 El hefe: A Grand Dragon of the K9 Klux Klan
 Peach: Doggo casts "Summon Snausage"
 Amy Housewine: Aborkfadabra.
Image 181524   05-27-17   Uploaded by    tina
Image 181523 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by pisspig. We'll pray for you, pisspig.
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