Aggro-Gator is a socially-progressive site. We do not accept comments or images which are racist, sexist, or politically hostile. We're here to have fun, not to argue or antagonize. Read our mission statement if you're new here!

By using Aggro-Gator, you certify that (1) you are not a citizen of a state within the European Union, and (2) that you have read and agree with our Privacy Policy.

The Aggro-Gator Privacy Policy was last updated 5/24/2018.

268071  Theimposter: Omg thats weird.

268114  ThoughtlessGentleman: the eggpocalypse '18 where were you?!

268079  Theimposter: Someone bought 20 gallons of subsidized milk at the store where I work this morning along with 50lbs of subsidized beef. (Yes I know its shameful and am looking for a more ethical job)

268104  Side Boob: He's doing it again, isn't he?

268110  Side Boob: I'll take "Things I didn't need to see" for $500, Alex.

268115  Side Boob: Always need more henchmen.

268103  Not A Bot: It's Paris advertising her hotels

268117  Side Boob: That's just convenient.

268081  charlemagne: @WTF bird hands? I genuinely thought they were tiny pipe cleaner cats

268083  charlemagne: not all who wander are lost

268108  Theimposter: The people look a lot like the cover art on the old Theives World books from the 80s.

268113  Theimposter: Examplemisanthrope.jpg

267482  Mr Bleak: OK, I give up. What the heck is that ass doing there?

268100  Dr Awkward: @Catcat @mexican I was in a masters degree program at CSU. Maybe I sat next to one of you at New Belgium or Odell!

268103  Nothing: Please retweet

268078  Dr Awkward: Nice porking? I guess he already is trying to reproduce.

268079  Dr Awkward: @Teechur $1.98 milk is less than the cost for the farms, but thanks to outrageous subsidies, we pay for cheap Walmart milk in federal taxes. Yay? When we sell our goat milk, its for $5 a half gallon. I gotta squeeze that shit out of her udders with my bare hands, man.

268103  wolfpk: As if Toad wasn't weird enough to begin with!

268087  Dr Awkward: This is like that one episode of Futurama. SAD.

268108  wolfpk: Kinky!

Search comments:

These users have commented the most in the past 24 hours:

1. dangerkeith3000
2. MrBoffo
3. Side Boob
4. VeeKay
5. Not A Bot
6. Shay
7. Felicity
8. Dr Awkward
9. wolfpk
10. Spazstatic

The top ten most commented-on images today:

267978 Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy lol @ internet communists who can't defend their argument except by attacking others or the dreaded 'NO U' defense.

267930 Air Biscuit: @thecraftywolf i thought that too untill i remembered her des cription of what makes a wine a housewine.

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

268039 Munkybut: I would never need a girlfriend with one of those...

267782 dangerkeith3000: @Felicity I thought it was based on the David Lynch show and I was so pumped, but no, when I got there it was just another stupid Hooters knock off!

267773 Shay: Put your hands in the air like you just do care.

267839 Felicity: Also, the correct spelling of the laugh is "hee hee"

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

267859 tib gubb: jorge lucazo

The highest-scored images of the past 48 hours:

Nope uploaded 267631 (1014 points)
toad uploaded 267692 (912 points)
time is wastin uploaded 267933 (902 points)
iCEy uploaded 267787 (880 points)
badger uploaded 267722 (878 points)
Side Boob uploaded 267850 (855 points)
Seven Eight Nine uploaded 267768 (854 points)
Unstableton uploaded 267819 (830 points)
trees uploaded 267624 (825 points)
Side Boob uploaded 267940 (816 points)
Niels Bohr uploaded 267640 (816 points)
Mord Tingies uploaded 267949 (806 points)
NotHuman uploaded 267748 (806 points)
jadensmith uploaded 267753 (802 points)
Paint Chips uploaded 267707 (777 points)

These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. Side Boob: 4744 points
 2. fanny: 4232 points
 3. MrBoffo: 4193 points
 4. E. HONDA: 3241 points
 5. Gomi Day: 3075 points
 6. toad: 2416 points
 7. time is wastin: 2240 points
 8. Nope: 1938 points
 9. Stoner: 1650 points
10. Annoying Vegan : 1577 points
11. withak: 1576 points
12. bbbrandon: 1554 points
13. dangerkeith3000: 1526 points
14. greg: 1519 points
15. midgetcastle: 1494 points
Only 79 out of 4800+ users have pledged $1 or more to Aggro-Gator. We need your tiny donation to cover our costs.

The site is being funded out of our own pockets, and we're one of the only sites explicitly dedicated to anti-racist, anti-sexist, safe-for-work content. Here's how you can help us stay open.

These features are only available for users ranked purple.

View all comments of the past 24 hours

Edit your own comments

Top 50 images of all time

(NEW!) 1000+ point images of the past 7 days

Purple users can also display more information on user profile pages, and flag problem users for disagreeable comments/images.

Users ranked blue or green have a customized page showing their uploads, as well as other images they have marked as favorites.You aren't logged in. You can get your own user page by logging in!

Here's a random example of a user page:

Today's weirdo item:

Updates once an hour.

Current queue length: 858
Registered users online in past hour: 1440

Average image score (last 24 hours): 321

Total number of comments: 1396082
Total number of images: 268092

To link to another image in a comment, type # before the image name, like this: #36995

To notify another user that you've responded to them, type @ before their name, like this: @Freddie Mercury

Uploads are queued. Your image(s) will not be posted immediately, but will usually show up in the feed within 12 hours (max 24h.)

The higher your ranking, the more features you can access. Purple-ranked users are able to moderate comments and images.

Avoid being flagged as a racist, creep, or whiner. If other users flag you as one or more of these, your ranking will suffer.

Reposts are part of life. If you visit often you may see the same image twice. No one needs to be notified that you've seen something already.

Moonmoon's FAQ: #1

Moonmoon's FAQ: #2


Best Worst

Improve your ranking by receiving (+) on your comment, uploading new images, and inviting new users. The XP needed for each rank goes up daily, so keep up, or you'll fall behind!

The elusive purple rank is available to the most prodigious commenters and uploaders. If you lack the time or effort to comment and upload, you can become purple by supporting our fund-raiser.

XP algorithm last updated 1/23/17 -- Moonmoon

XP needed for blue ranking: 137687
XP needed for green ranking: 40330
XP needed for yellow ranking: 0

You need to register an account and log in to see your rank.

Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.




 steve: "Bring one over posthaste, my good man - I simply cannot wait!"
 Uncle Phil: That outhouse is using a toilet. Pottyception.
 chhumphrey: Don't call them, they're full of... well, you know
 Scoo: @WaffleIron In Colorado, there's one called "Rocky Mountain Cabanas"
 WaffleIron: In Utah there's a company called "Honey Bucket" that provides similar services.
Image 180883   05-24-17   Uploaded by    Big Bong Theory
 Quackzy: Nintendo really messed up when they introduced wharmwbradarp as an ability. Overpowered.
 MamboNumber6: What; no sturm?
 Skaalar: I don't even know how to explain it, but this fills me with so much joy.
 wolfpk: Unless Mawuh's gun's trigger on its side, he is going to have trouble firing it. That claw doesn't look very flexible.
 wolfpk: Unless Mawuh's gun's trigger on its side, he is going to have trouble firing it. That claw doesn't look very flexible.
 wolfpk: Unless Mawuh's gun's trigger on its side, he is going to have trouble firing it. That claw doesn't look very flexible.
 jochenau: wowoman
 WaffleIron: Ronch uses artery clog! It is eventually effective.
Image 180882   05-24-17   Uploaded by    Mexico
 Noremak: @Jotun Same. Do we have any visual art people here? I've been to the Art Institute of Chicago multiple times but I never found the emotional content or fascination. Any of you guys/gals explain it to me? I wonder if I'm blind.
 Jotun: This art does not move me at all. It resembles amateurish finger painting. RAD for art anyway.
 petepuma: that's upside down
Image 180881   05-24-17   Uploaded by    twitter
 SomeCanadian: David Borneaz needs work.
 addend: "and Chagas disease is so icky".
 petepuma: dude, bzz means no
 jochenau: Maybe you could get some even-more-diluted botox and only mostly paralyze your lips.
 Off Topic: Does @bug want to be kissed by some strong lips?
Image 180880   05-24-17   Uploaded by    bug
 Amy Housewine: If you had the chalk, your life would be better.
 clueful: Look, kid; the nightlife isn't the good life, but it's your life.
 tiffany: too bad kid.
 addend: vv P.P.S. I wish I typed faster.
 addend: Same.
 KrazyKat: Same
Image 180879   05-24-17   Uploaded by    Bad Dad
 piranharama: Looks like you weigh $850
 jazzjunkie: Finally, something I'm interested in is supported by Mac!
 Sandor: Computer for scale
 sparename: He's a Touch Toepist
 jochenau: The diet's going well, I'm down to a3wef9ssifwaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Image 180878   05-24-17   Uploaded by    Capital
 petepuma: "Now you put the leash on and I'll take a picture of you."
Image 180877   05-24-17   Uploaded by    afroking
 SomeCanadian: CatCorp LLC didn't last long in the market.
 Booty Kicker: Ooh, aerosol cat dander! I'll take two!
Image 180876   05-24-17   Uploaded by    Prumbo
 Christina: Looking good!
Image 180875   05-24-17   Uploaded by    KnifeySpooney
 raditzu: Multi-opti-pupil-optomy!
 Teechur: This load of laundry is almost finished.
 chhumphrey: Sir, Ive lost the bleeps, the sweeps, and the creeps.
 petepuma: That's actually an electric burner for a stove.
 yawgmoth: Clippy: "Looks like you are trying to avoid a collision.."
Image 180874   05-24-17   Uploaded by    theaquaman
Page 1 ... 8718 8719 8720 8721 8722 8723 8724 ... 26809 pages total

<< Prev Page   Next Page >>

Comments left on Aggro-Gator are written by guests. We take no responsibility for the content of comments, images, or other user-created content. To report an inappropriate image or comment, email

Aggro-Gator is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to

Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.