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273038  Mr Bleak: Spring is here, the grass is riz, I wonder where, those damn cats is?

273415  originaluser: I've noticed that Nathan Jones' role in any martial arts movie is to be the blustery, brutish American who gets his butt kicked by an Asian martial artist that's half his size. 'The Protector', 'Fearless', etc.

273044  Mr Bleak: @Bob Yeah. But ... how's the WiFi?

273429  ignatz: Thus wasn't funny when Michael McIntyre dud it, and it's still not funny

273419  Sadbot: Nice...blaze it

273428  Sauce Packets: Our lab has a good track record

273428  phailsauce: Wet dog=happy dog

273418  Dresdenkeogh: And youre an old dull duck.

273426  communist: "We're Jews, we're Jews in space!"

273417  Sadbot: Gettin' married out behind a Cracker Barrel

273275  Rachelina: @Not A Bot holy loly

273390  addend: Just buy the darn boat!

273390  redbranch: Due to 4chan or SA frontpage exposure, I know for a fact that this is someone's fetish.

273408  Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman thanks! :)

273412  addend: (Keeps contents. Returns package. Moons camera.)

273375  DrNinjaman: Somebody's been making out...

273376  DrNinjaman: @WTF Brown'n Serve Tape.

273390  DrNinjaman: @dangerkeith3000 They did. Haven't you ever heard: And cat's in the stock pot and silver spoon, little boy blue and the man in the moon...

273425  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

273397  DrNinjaman: Infinity War deleted scene

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 sassysass: Rad for petticoat
 White Rice: @Spazstatic all the major villains decide to team up, and actually win consistently, so they need a name. First, the Silver Beat-Alls (joke on The Beatles, as they started as The Silver Beatles). Schenanegans until they find a female monkey criminal (spoofing Yoko Ono) and her weird, impressionistic "evil plans" tear the team apart (and Mojo-Jono falls for her, further prophesying the Beatles parody). And that's all from memory after seeing the episode once (I have a stupid memory for random media stuff like that). Oh, and at one point they beat up The Beatles as part of a montage.
 Spazstatic: @White Rice I don't remember that specific episode, but I can agree with the rest of your comment
 White Rice: @grizzly @Spazstatic oh, I'm not saying it was a requirement to watch the show, but that was the target demographic (at least after the weird, "let's have the promo playing in the background of Blade because it's great/mature" start to everything) when it got picked up. They hid some really innapropriate/good jokes/references in there, along with some painfully awesome puns (the entire "Beat-Alls" episode was pretty excellent)
 grizzly: @Spazstatic @White Rice I had no sister and watched this show all the time!
 Spazstatic: @White Rice you can admit you watched it.
 duckfarts: dude is on point
 tritium: That's a really good rendition. I hope he can do the voice.
 White Rice: @WaffleIron you obviously didn't have a younger sister of grade school age in the late 90's/early 00's, that's clearly HIM.
 WaffleIron: Why not sexy zoidberg?
Image 180627   05-23-17   Uploaded by    PygmyGremlin
 Prostata: do you want your phone to end up in the sink? 'cause this looks like how your phone ends up in the sink.
 A duck: @DarkTeddy: *Devo-ing intensifies*
 DarkTeddy: Pretty much a bluetooth whip @werterland
 Noremak: @werterland I at least understand that for tracking cardio exercise.
 werterland: Instructions unclear, toothbrush stuck in phone. (Also, where I work, we sell a Bluetooth connected jump rope. Yes. Jump rope.)
Image 180626   05-23-17   Uploaded by    jackthesmack
 aeroaero: Beauty of North Korea.
 Amy Housewine: Beauty of North Korea.
Image 180625   05-23-17   Uploaded by    kimjongun
 Ulillillia: No hay memes. Slo macros de imagen.
 Noremak: Give me the succ. Give me the succ. Huehuehuehuehue.
 Scoo: Jejejejeje
 Mr. Butt: Good username, tbh
Image 180624   05-23-17   Uploaded by    SpamSpamSpamSpam
 Suburbanmom: NOOOOOO!!!!! NOT DOGGO!!!!
 Prostata: @Dr Awkward aw poor pupper
 White Rice: Unfortunately, this reminded me of the soviet anti-tank dogs from WWII...and that just made me sad :'-(
 fatman: My puppy had Giardia when we got him. We should have had this vest.
 Amy Housewine: Athletic and explosive, Joe.
 Ulillillia: Please give me space
 WaffleIron: That tail says he knows.
 Nope: Bark Bark Boom
Image 180623   05-23-17   Uploaded by    edgarallendoh
 jazzjunkie: No time to explain, get in!
 InfiniteZero: That wasn't the bait, was it?
 Aemuli: I touch da fishy
 wolfpk: MINE!
 Nopetology: I think this is doing them both a frighten
 Amy Housewine: Caught it!
 Mr. Butt: [Neverending Story music]
 Ulillillia: Buffet
 Nope: Onward to victory!
Image 180622   05-23-17   Uploaded by    waaaaaat
 piranharama: I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me
 Popsicle Dream: Mick Jagger pose
 Aemuli: Yet another "rad because I want others to have to see this"
 dangerous dave: May the wings of liberty never lose a feather.
 Skaalar: ... I'm gonna need five minutes.
 Teechur: @Ulillillia @Amy Housewine @Himesama I kinda don't think that's a girlfriend. There may not be a girlfriend involved at all, tbh.
 Himesama: Your girlfriend likes to roleplay
 Amy Housewine: Z is for stripey girlfriend.
 Ulillillia: Stripes aren't flattering on your girlfriend.
 WaffleIron: I think my retina just detached.
Image 180621   05-23-17   Uploaded by    John Blender
 Mr. Butt: Conspiratorially cheesy.
 Ulillillia: Pretzeluminati
Image 180620   05-22-17   Uploaded by    King Polly
 Ulillillia: Wrong! He ded.
 WaffleIron: @Nope : He looks happy. If you knew him while he was alive youl'd know ole uncle bill was never happy.
 Nope: How am I supposed to know without a thermometer or mirror?
Image 180619   05-22-17   Uploaded by    windows96
 wolfpk: Faster than a Ferrari, with four flat tire and out of gas.
 jochenau: The Citroen 2CV: a VW Beetle with its butt in the air
Image 180618   05-22-17   Uploaded by    cakefizzle
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