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268907  ThoughtlessGentleman: "I just shat myself unexpectedly."

268376  Science: @tib gubb: "Distress signal" implies the grass is giving a warning. That smell is the release of chemicals that seal up the cut portion of the plant. That's it. Plants don't have a brain or central nervous system, and therefore, cannot feel pain. They can produce a response to stimuli, but that isn't the same as responding to pain.

268386  Science: @wordjones: "Man Attacked by Babies." It's in Oslo. There are a LOT of weird naked statues in that park.

268903  FabricMan: If it looks like that, you might have dia-BEE-tes

268417  Science: Adam didn't get a job, because employers saw this billboard stunt and immediately determined he makes bad financial decisions.

267848  Mr Bleak: You're a Wizard @Albo Grungus! Now fuck off to Hogwarts.

268903  MrBoffo: Oooohhh - got it down to 1

268535  Science: It does there too. They just cut that off and sell the rest to you.

268878  Shay: Good thing that dog is covered by Aflac.

268899  Shay: DENTAL PLAN

268903  Shay: How?

268904  Shay: Is that Penn?

268903  a robot: Why.

268912  MC Delta T: I want it!

268878  Otterman: This seems like it would be a great ventriloquism act

268802  Science: @Shay: I've got a secondhand apron...

268897  Otterman: Priest hidden behind painting

268893  Science: Step 1...

268750  nathan: came here to post that @caesar

268865  charlemagne: I know this is a big inside joke but I'm choosing not to investigate it

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268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

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268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

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 Suburbanmom: Rad AF
 Quackzy: Skatebird
 wolfpk: Hang eight!
 tib gubb: better call a vet, your bird is sick
Image 180535   05-22-17   Uploaded by    berlin
 Warrax: 3% would have to try it and see how it goes.
 Dick Inspector: *Would you want to live on a mountain lion's property?
 WaffleIron: @Peach : Yes. YESYEYSYES! Bear and mountain lion can be friends!
 Peach: Would you want a bear with chainsaw hands living on your property?
 WaffleIron: Yes yesyesYESYESYESYES
Image 180534   05-22-17   Uploaded by    Admiral Alan
 White Rice: @WaffleIron it was on hiatus, but it's updating pretty regularly again. Only downside for new readers (or those who've been away for a while) is that the first chapter or so is online, but the rest of the first major story arc is just in the book now, so if you missed later parts of the first book, there's a hole in the story. He started updating Axe-Cop again too, so that's been nice to return to.
 WaffleIron: @RalphyNoPants : bearmageddon
 RalphyNoPants: What was the name of this comic? I can't remember.
 WaffleIron: Yeah that comic just stopped updating too long for me to keep caring.
Image 180533   05-22-17   Uploaded by    zoe
Image 180532 is unbelievably bad (score -10) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Weather. Boo, Weather.
 Mr Bleak: Ah! So *that's* doggy style.
 Science: Doggie party tonight! We've got nothing better to do / Than kick out the screen and stand up on the roof!
 RalphyNoPants: Dogs gone wild!
 fanny: @Butcherboy missed your chance to say the ruff, the ruff is on fire
 Butcherboy: But the roof , the roof is on fire@bug
 bug: Finally, the answer to Who let the dogs out. It was the dogs. They let themselves out.
Image 180531   05-22-17   Uploaded by    Rembo Prundus
Cmon. Leave a comment. Don't be afraid.
Image 180530   05-22-17   Uploaded by    cran vodka
 Beerarchy: "I was raised by a cup of coffee"
 Mr. Butt: I endorse this drawing 200%
 tritium: "soda"
 Ulillillia: Do it, you beautiful person.
 sassysass: There's plenty to be afraid of here.
Image 180529   05-22-17   Uploaded by    Osiris
 Science: Dear Sophie - many years ago, we attempted to call Dagon from the deeps, but lost most of our cult scientists to a Byakhee attack we fear may have been sent by a rival science-cult of Hastur. We hope to try again someday, when the stars are right - I'll be sure to let you know when the time comes. PS - Dagon does not answer to "Stuart" and has many, many sharp chompers.
 wolfpk: @Felicity Ha, you neat me to it. I was about to ask why she wanted a fish god?
 ch: lot of reading today.
 Rhombo Dimple: Dear scientists, Please make a Fish-God for me. Love, Sophie
 KrazyKat: Dagon foor is my medieval dancing name.
 tritium: Communication tip: when giving criticism or asking for a favor, always start out complimentary, for example by pointing out the scientist's loveliness.
Image 180528   05-22-17   Uploaded by    athiest
 Winterneuro: Look, mummy, there's an airplane up in the sky
 trelyate: not sure if re-using old card, or coming out as trans
 Mr. Butt: That username
 VoR: I can never get the right card either.
Image 180527   05-22-17   Uploaded by    White Male
 Knice: @PushyWebsite I'll have to check it out; thank you. Mine was kind of an asshole-ish comment anyway. :-/
 PushyWebsite: He actually has a bunch of good material. I have won over some pals who didn't even listen to Hip Hop. @Knice
 bug: He's bizzy making a dagon.
 KingTrebek: I saw Biz Markie live recently, and he seemed like he was asleep the whole time... half-assed the whole dang set...
 sparename: ..never sleeps but was attacked by ships and Swordfish, then possibly scuttled
 tritium: Fun fact: Biz Markie is such an avid Barbie collector he bought a house to show off his collection.
 flying sheep: He is/was diabolical, alright.
 Knice: Featuring the hits 'Just a Friend,' and ... [crickets]
Image 180526   05-22-17   Uploaded by    deadwombat
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