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234454  Ulillillia: Someone is amazed to discover that gorillas existed before 2016

234443  Shay: Cher hasn't aged well.

234437  funny in the wall: Christal Methany and her family

234441  funny in the wall: Ive made a huge happy accident.

234431  Mr. Shine: *Sucketh Thou Mine Richar-

234435  Felicity: The Diamond Council recommends you spend two months salary on your wedding rings

234446  Annoying Vegan : Drive carefully, dont salami on the brakes

234436  Felicity: @hajjpodge Thanks for that (seriously!). I thought it was a burning muffin wrapper with a face on it :-)

234437  Felicity: They dont look happy. I hope things get better for them

234443  Mr. Shine: Do you bee-LIEVE in life after lurve?!

234456  Annoying Vegan : @ping Heck yiss! Did you ever have a chatter phone as a child? Such a funny sound.

234441  Felicity: Hipster Sans

234451  San DoDo: Reppeling

234446  fanny: nice ride, @Pizza

234452  Felicity: King of Donkey Kong

234451  Scoo: This looks familiar; Boulder Canyon?

234436  Scoo: I think I see Jesus

234437  Scoo: Ironic that they live in a school bus, when probably none have either gone to nor ever will go to school

234438  Scoo: Classic Gary

234377  Korrok: Korrok approves....

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234423 Amy Housewine: @well duh Put the ant-farm keyboards in the radioactive waste, thereby minimizing the ecological impacts of both.

234181 apoxia: @Mr. Shine The filter that rejects anything I try to upload if there is any skin on show.

234252 redmonkey3: How do they not have luggage ?

234229 RiderFan: Its a pain in the ass to clean up once the flowers start falling.

234277 glenalec: Glenalec's mum approves.

234265 kornisjon: @when so Someone must have had a nice time.

234437 funny in the wall: Christal Methany and her family

234331 looch: Better be named Huginn or Muninn

234321 glenalec: vv the technical term is a kidney calculus. So my kidney now officially has better maths skills than me.

234250 glenalec: Apparently your president honestly believes something like this is the answer :-(



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 Suburbanmom: Alright, let me start by saying...I am a food grizzly bear...And I am totally one of those suburban moms who eats all organic and basically deprive my kids of junk food...But mother fucker would I slam this bitch back!
 Suburbanmom: Alright, let me start by saying...I am a food grizzly bear...And I am totally one of those suburban moms who eats all organic and basically deprive my kids of junk food...But mother fucker would I slam this bitch back!
 Peter Pantsless: @a robot I don't think there's a single situation I can't relate to the Simpsons in some way
 a robot: @Demon Universe I mean quoting the Simpsons has sort of become a second language for me, so I understand :D
 a robot: @Scoo I have no strong opinions one way or another. It's not something I would usually order at a restaurant so I don't actually know which one I would say. Perhaps a garbled version that incorporates both?
 Warrax: $8? Is it a half gallon?
 Demon Universe: I really hate my phone. It's terrible.
 Demon Universe: @a robot And glad to do it. Mr. Burns is one of my favorite, almost every episode he is a part of is gold. Last Exit to Springfield is probably the best with him off the top of my head, but there are so many. And for the record, probably about 50% of my mannerisms come from the Simpsons.
 Demon Universe: @a robot And glad to do it. Mr. Burns is one of my favorite, almost every episode he is a part of is gold. Last Exit to Springfield is probably the best with him off the top of my head, but there are so many. And for the record, probably about 50% of my mannerisms come from the Simpsons.
 Scoo: @a robot Just out of curiosity, and without any CMB-esque take on it, do you call it "ice tea" or "iced tea"? I've noticed people tend to feel strongly one way or the other.
 a robot: @Demon Universe Your use of "soured cream" made me laugh: My best friend and I do that all the time in honor of when Mr. Burns called ice cream "iced cream." So now it's things like "gingered ale" and "Walled Mart" and yes, "soured cream."
 Prostata: make a RUN to the bathroom
 Dr Awkward: @Dr. Bathroom It seems your services may be in demand soon.
 Dr. Bathroom: Blizzard going in, mudslide going out.
 Demon Universe: @Amy Housewine Yup. Nothing less fatty compared to grease blobs than soured cream. My grandpappy used to eat a bushel everyday, and now look at him. Dead as can be. But that doesn't stop him from eating a taco blizzard every night.
 sparename: Garbage in, garbage out, minimal processing required, my kinda food..
 fakeusername: does it come with a straw?
 Amy Housewine: @Demon Universe Ah. Well, that's alright then. I'll allow it.
 Demon Universe: @Amy Housewine soured cream, soured cream.
 Amy Housewine: Are those white blobs (on the inside of the cup) congealed grease?
 Ronick: @Felicity all ofs
 Felicity: One of the ingredients is just Black
 Knice: Taco Blizzard is my signature Luchador maneuver.
 WaffleIron: I'd eat it.
Image 180512   05-22-17   Uploaded by    conner
Score:
293
 
 Felicity: Sir, are you aware you are a sandwich?
 Quackzy: He's got a PhD in FLAVORRRRR
 bug: Cause of death: Taco Blizzard.
 Demon Universe: "My professional opionion is this sandwich is a shawarma, and not a gyro at all."
 WTF: "I claim this low energy sandwich nutritious!"
 Felicity: One barg please, hold the slorb
 Amy Housewine: It has passed away. Let us commence the feast.
 fanny: "I'm sorry ma'am I can't hear a heartbeat. Your gyro is dead"
Image 180511   05-22-17   Uploaded by    CrookedCop
Score:
275
 
 Robespierre: How much ya wanna bet she's the bass player?
 funny in the wall: i too was "cool" in middle school
 tritium: This is the kid on the right's closest approach yet to sex.
 Felicity: Cool gloves
 Amy Housewine: "I tells yuh, that thur fish ah cauwt wus thiiiiiis big"
 WaffleIron: Grunge is coming, and it's gonna be rad.
Image 180510   05-22-17   Uploaded by    DOW
Score:
269
 
 Suburbanmom: Oh screw off Fifi...
 Science: @RiderFan: It won't insta-kill your dog, but it isn't good for it. It's like caffeine won't kill you, but if you take enough of it, you can overdose and die.
 RiderFan: Never bothered my old dog. He ate chocolate on a regular basis and was never sickened by it.
 SomeCanadian: Rad for BoJack
 ch: It can literally kill her
Image 180509   05-22-17   Uploaded by    mom
Score:
103
 
 WaffleIron: Have not the bovine, human.
Image 180508   05-22-17   Uploaded by    runny999
Score:
311
 
 Suburbanmom: Man oh man were you cool on my street and a probable future superstar if you had this toy!
 fanny: @Jaunty Shrimp lol my brothers and i would fast forward the VHS tape when that song came on!
 Jaunty Shrimp: @fanny *sings Cheer Up Charlie*
 Hyphae: I had one of these!!!
 fanny: I'll never be this happy :(
 Derp Herpigan: *pushes green play button* "AAAAAAAAAAGHHHHH MY BRAIN!!!!!!"
 Amy Housewine: This is the one that asked that cat if it knew that it was a cat.
 WaffleIron: These smug tape decks just keep on coming.
Image 180507   05-22-17   Uploaded by    confession
Score:
623
 
 Dreforian: Who needs ears when chicks clearly dig my beautiful hare?
 Hosebag: That's a baby brainslug in his head?
 XLY: Proud Papa
 fanny: @Nope i'm looking forward to the day that i am no longer nursing baby fanny so i can enjoy a well earned victory bowl :-D
 wolfpk: Ok, have I held my treat long enough?
 Nope: @fanny Have you tried drugs?
 fanny: or this happy.
 Amy Housewine: Who, as the good ol' refrain goes, is the brains in this outfit?
Image 180506   05-22-17   Uploaded by    Prombom
Score:
186
 
 dangerkeith3000: "Three little maids from school are we..."
 Peach: @Science Dang, you beat me to it!
 Science: Kimmy Schmidt - Season 3
 Side Boob: WU TANG!!
 KrazyKat: That time Jenny went undercover at the polygamist cult.
 Cami: If your TV is worth more than your home you might be a redneck.
Image 180505   05-22-17   Uploaded by    nightmarez
Image 180504 is unbelievably bad (score -13) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by buds420. We'll pray for you, buds420.
Score:
243
 
 Noremak: Midori liqueur?
 jochenau: I'm not sure what it is but it looks really good.
 karmakat: Hulk fizz...FEEL THE POWER!
 dangerkeith3000: Bill Cosby's roofied drink of choice
 SpaceCow: The new, Ecto Cooler.
 KrazyKat: Lime jello? Paging professor jiggly.
Image 180503   05-22-17   Uploaded by    Muncharito Beanworld
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