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253212  twenty4: going to need my glasses for this

253220  Shay: I knew this place was haunted by doggos!

253216  Dresdenkeogh: @twenty4 oh.. Wrong crap-truck

253230  manlyman: Kong makes one specifically for dogs. Probably should get one instead of using one designed for human babies that don't have chompers. Pitbull puppies have extremely sharp chompers and I don't see that lasting longer then the sweet photo opportunity.

253219  E. HONDA: "sex interner"

253195  addend: And you installed cameras to watch /that/?

253221  Side Boob: Proof that not every car looks better with Lambo doors.

253212  Side Boob: RAD for old doggo

253222  Not A Bot: when you stare intotif you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you

250965  Jesse P: @Side Boob I've lived in both states. You have a point, but I'm not changing my bet.

253113  saluted: @Not A Bot man alive!

253193  Jesse P: Before and After

253219  WannaBee: The movie is in the works.

253196  Jesse P: Mufasa and Simba

253201  Jesse P: And will I remember the answer later?

253213  Jesse P: Beware of the Dog

253156  AlexDeLarge: @DrinkMixMan go homer, go homer, pretend this is baseball and hit us a homer!

253186  WannaBee: 11. Show and Tell

253188  Fiveninety: not any of the things you tried so far.. and i'm gonna take a wild guess and say you probably didn't try a breaker bar with a roughly 6ft pipe over the end of it, which, if it's really super fucking seized, should twist and snap the wheel stud off.. in which case, you would need a lug nut and a wheel stud (maybe a hub), which is oh so much cheaper than the alloy wheel you just destroyed

253205  Ironass: "Who dare disturbs my nap?" read in a James Earl Jones voice.

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253186 WannaBee: 11. Show and Tell

252985 Dr Awkward: I have this same license plate on my horse

253003 FireBreathingMarmot: While weighing these radical lifestyle choices, consider eating a normal f-ing diet.

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252977 FireBreathingMarmot: I'm a bet on you when it comes to ag skills.

253037 FireBreathingMarmot: They spend their money on people - what a bunch of morons.

252990 xylophone: lolz @Jabberwikket

253188 Fiveninety: not any of the things you tried so far.. and i'm gonna take a wild guess and say you probably didn't try a breaker bar with a roughly 6ft pipe over the end of it, which, if it's really super fucking seized, should twist and snap the wheel stud off.. in which case, you would need a lug nut and a wheel stud (maybe a hub), which is oh so much cheaper than the alloy wheel you just destroyed

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.

253170 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.



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 Suburbanmom: Alright, let me start by saying...I am a food grizzly bear...And I am totally one of those suburban moms who eats all organic and basically deprive my kids of junk food...But mother fucker would I slam this bitch back!
 Suburbanmom: Alright, let me start by saying...I am a food grizzly bear...And I am totally one of those suburban moms who eats all organic and basically deprive my kids of junk food...But mother fucker would I slam this bitch back!
 Peter Pantsless: @a robot I don't think there's a single situation I can't relate to the Simpsons in some way
 a robot: @Demon Universe I mean quoting the Simpsons has sort of become a second language for me, so I understand :D
 a robot: @Scoo I have no strong opinions one way or another. It's not something I would usually order at a restaurant so I don't actually know which one I would say. Perhaps a garbled version that incorporates both?
 Warrax: $8? Is it a half gallon?
 Demon Universe: I really hate my phone. It's terrible.
 Demon Universe: @a robot And glad to do it. Mr. Burns is one of my favorite, almost every episode he is a part of is gold. Last Exit to Springfield is probably the best with him off the top of my head, but there are so many. And for the record, probably about 50% of my mannerisms come from the Simpsons.
 Demon Universe: @a robot And glad to do it. Mr. Burns is one of my favorite, almost every episode he is a part of is gold. Last Exit to Springfield is probably the best with him off the top of my head, but there are so many. And for the record, probably about 50% of my mannerisms come from the Simpsons.
 Scoo: @a robot Just out of curiosity, and without any CMB-esque take on it, do you call it "ice tea" or "iced tea"? I've noticed people tend to feel strongly one way or the other.
 a robot: @Demon Universe Your use of "soured cream" made me laugh: My best friend and I do that all the time in honor of when Mr. Burns called ice cream "iced cream." So now it's things like "gingered ale" and "Walled Mart" and yes, "soured cream."
 Prostata: make a RUN to the bathroom
 Dr Awkward: @Dr. Bathroom It seems your services may be in demand soon.
 Dr. Bathroom: Blizzard going in, mudslide going out.
 Demon Universe: @Amy Housewine Yup. Nothing less fatty compared to grease blobs than soured cream. My grandpappy used to eat a bushel everyday, and now look at him. Dead as can be. But that doesn't stop him from eating a taco blizzard every night.
 sparename: Garbage in, garbage out, minimal processing required, my kinda food..
 fakeusername: does it come with a straw?
 Amy Housewine: @Demon Universe Ah. Well, that's alright then. I'll allow it.
 Demon Universe: @Amy Housewine soured cream, soured cream.
 Amy Housewine: Are those white blobs (on the inside of the cup) congealed grease?
 Ronick: @Felicity all ofs
 Messed Up Dog: One of the ingredients is just Black
 Knice: Taco Blizzard is my signature Luchador maneuver.
 WaffleIron: I'd eat it.
Image 180512   05-22-17   Uploaded by    conner
Score:
293
 
 Sauce Packets: Sir, are you aware you are a sandwich?
 Quackzy: He's got a PhD in FLAVORRRRR
 bug: Cause of death: Taco Blizzard.
 Demon Universe: "My professional opionion is this sandwich is a shawarma, and not a gyro at all."
 WTF: "I claim this low energy sandwich nutritious!"
 arctic fox: One barg please, hold the slorb
 Amy Housewine: It has passed away. Let us commence the feast.
 fanny: "I'm sorry ma'am I can't hear a heartbeat. Your gyro is dead"
Image 180511   05-22-17   Uploaded by    CrookedCop
Score:
275
 
 horny horn: How much ya wanna bet she's the bass player?
 funny in the wall: i too was "cool" in middle school
 tritium: This is the kid on the right's closest approach yet to sex.
 crazyfingers: Cool gloves
 Amy Housewine: "I tells yuh, that thur fish ah cauwt wus thiiiiiis big"
 WaffleIron: Grunge is coming, and it's gonna be rad.
Image 180510   05-22-17   Uploaded by    DOW
Score:
269
 
 Suburbanmom: Oh screw off Fifi...
 Science: @RiderFan: It won't insta-kill your dog, but it isn't good for it. It's like caffeine won't kill you, but if you take enough of it, you can overdose and die.
 RiderFan: Never bothered my old dog. He ate chocolate on a regular basis and was never sickened by it.
 SomeCanadian: Rad for BoJack
 ch: It can literally kill her
Image 180509   05-22-17   Uploaded by    mom
Score:
103
 
 WaffleIron: Have not the bovine, human.
Image 180508   05-22-17   Uploaded by    runny999
Score:
311
 
 Suburbanmom: Man oh man were you cool on my street and a probable future superstar if you had this toy!
 fanny: @Jaunty Shrimp lol my brothers and i would fast forward the VHS tape when that song came on!
 Jaunty Shrimp: @fanny *sings Cheer Up Charlie*
 Hyphae: I had one of these!!!
 fanny: I'll never be this happy :(
 Derp Herpigan: *pushes green play button* "AAAAAAAAAAGHHHHH MY BRAIN!!!!!!"
 Amy Housewine: This is the one that asked that cat if it knew that it was a cat.
 WaffleIron: These smug tape decks just keep on coming.
Image 180507   05-22-17   Uploaded by    confession
Score:
623
 
 Dreforian: Who needs ears when chicks clearly dig my beautiful hare?
 Hosebag: That's a baby brainslug in his head?
 XLY: Proud Papa
 fanny: @Nope i'm looking forward to the day that i am no longer nursing baby fanny so i can enjoy a well earned victory bowl :-D
 wolfpk: Ok, have I held my treat long enough?
 Nope: @fanny Have you tried drugs?
 fanny: or this happy.
 Amy Housewine: Who, as the good ol' refrain goes, is the brains in this outfit?
Image 180506   05-22-17   Uploaded by    Prombom
Score:
186
 
 CrookedCop: "Three little maids from school are we..."
 Peach: @Science Dang, you beat me to it!
 Science: Kimmy Schmidt - Season 3
 Side Boob: WU TANG!!
 KrazyKat: That time Jenny went undercover at the polygamist cult.
 Cami: If your TV is worth more than your home you might be a redneck.
Image 180505   05-22-17   Uploaded by    nightmarez
Image 180504 is unbelievably bad (score -13) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by buds420. Boo, buds420.
Score:
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 Noremak: Midori liqueur?
 jochenau: I'm not sure what it is but it looks really good.
 karmakat: Hulk fizz...FEEL THE POWER!
 jem: Bill Cosby's roofied drink of choice
 SpaceCow: The new, Ecto Cooler.
 KrazyKat: Lime jello? Paging professor jiggly.
Image 180503   05-22-17   Uploaded by    Muncharito Beanworld
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