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262838  Felicity: lxc luau

262841  Felicity: Other side of the block from Beaver Liquors

262842  Felicity: Was this badded because there was a volcano recently IRL?

262881  Sage: I don't get it.

262870  Spazstatic: @Fiveninety Ugh, I actually had to do this today. Not the butt part, but the grass in 98 degree weather. Also, it was actually 99 with a heat index of about 104. That being said, a lightweight, light colored, moisture wicking shirt pulled my sweat and evaporated it faster probably helping keep me cooler than if I had more skin directly exposed to the sun and sweat dripping instead of evaporating.

262844  Felicity: @addend Stage left or camera left?

262846  Felicity: This kitten's favourite member of Kiss is Paul

262836  Annoying Vegan : My dog has that same bowl.

262859  Felicity: I need to find a new way of looking at life. As it stands currently I am scared and depressed all of the time

262861  Felicity: Modest prices

262866  Felicity: This reminds me of how Roger on 'American Dad!' used to call his hosts Staniel and Franiel

262878  ChubbyBuddy: both are beautiful imo

262867  Felicity: Rad for gloves

262868  Felicity: Actually, the floor does look a little like lava

262869  Felicity: Where are the giant people holding it up?

262870  Felicity: Well, not in public, but maybe someday if I really apply myself and work towards an awesome body

262871  Felicity: Don't punch down, Louis

262873  Felicity: All the Flash video downloader extensions have stopped working, too. These are dark times

262878  Felicity: Boobswap?

262866  a sedated moose: I chuckled too much at this

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262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262806 smusher: ... ? ...

262642 Chest Rockwell: @Robespierre This is why beer should be $100 per bottle.

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

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 redmonkey3: @mwoody - fried pork chop; poorly fried at that
 scribbs: "I'll have the eggs and sausage with something...furry?"
 Ulillillia: @grizzly Not much longer at that, after this breakfast.
 grizzly: @a robot @Ulillillia you only live once.
 mwoody: It's weird that I want to eat this despite having no idea what that is on the left. Fried pork chop? Wet hash browns? Delicious, greasy mystery!
 a robot: Those might be the greasiest eggs in existence. God damn.
 Ulillillia: *arteries hardening*
Image 180169   05-20-17   Uploaded by    booger
 Fursona: Just brush your tongue when you brush your teeth
 White Rice: @wolfpk had, that's previous "glorious leader". Current one doesn't wear glasses.
 wolfpk: I doubt his fat ass has ever ran in his life!
 Nothing: I bet it's hard to run on the beach in heels
 Aemuli: I'm going to pass on the discount toungue raper, but thanks anyway
 AlexDeLarge: Not sure if kim il sung or pre-diet Jared from subway.
Image 180168   05-20-17   Uploaded by    HenryVIII
Image 180167 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by hanky. We'll pray for you, hanky.
Image 180166 is unbelievably bad (score -13) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Pikachu. We'll pray for you, Pikachu.
 brian greene: the female of the species is deadlier than the male
 redmonkey3: Just a little nibble - pleazes
 Coolguy: Hallucinations...
 Aemuli: This has been a weird day for the gator
 enfanta: Aminita better backdrop.
 Mr. Whiskers: I guess this time...shrooms are on you! *Laugh track - closing credits *
 a robot: Looking to date a fun guy.
 SomeCanadian: There's not mushroom in here...
 sparename: Fungal seeks...
Image 180165   05-20-17   Uploaded by    windows96
 Bluetocracy: This greyhound bus is strictly for greyhounds.
 redmonkey3: @SomeCanadian - also needs strange, possibly underage, couple making out / fucking in large seat next to smelly bathroom
 Sheikhjahbooty: American live action Totoro made some changes.
 SomeCanadian: Incorrect. Missing drunk fat guy in seat next to you who occasionally leans into you very uncomfortably and chatty old woman in a sweater.
 SomeCanadian: Incorrect. Missing drunk fat guy in seat next to you who occasionally leans into you very uncomfortably and chatty old woman in a sweater.
 Shay: Yo dawg...
 Peach: All aborkf!
Image 180164   05-20-17   Uploaded by    effzeeceekay
 Noremak: @White Rice Ancient Bards really sells the point because it's a power metal band with their own fantasy story. Then there's Gloryhammer and that crazy sci-fi and fantasy plot (see "Undead Unicorn Invasion of Dundee.")
 Bluetocracy: So, who's Party, Boy, Liquid, & Star?
 White Rice: @Noremak huh, I had a different interpretation of what power metal was then (note: I quite enjoy hammerfall, and suddenly it fits much better than I had previously believed)
 Noremak: @White Rice Blind Guardian, Hammerfall, Sabaton, Unleash the Archers, etc. All of those are power metal bands.
 E. HONDA: @Peter Pantsless Nice!
 Peter Pantsless: @E. HONDA My link is to a video of one of Christopher Lee's real metal songs
 White Rice: If these are all metal types, I wouldn't put "power" (really, power metal is a thing?) with Legolas. Maybe "hair" or "glam", but not "power"
 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Shay yay korpiklaani!! beer beer!
 a robot: @jochenau Everything is a Thing nowadays
 E. HONDA: I guess I was demoted in color... hey, just like Saruman
 E. HONDA: Ahem. It's just the video of Saruman with the 'trololo' guy singing on top of it.
 E. HONDA: What about Saruman? grilledsloinwww.youtubeburgerwatch?v=KaqC5FnvAEc
 Shay: @jochenau It is. Bands such as Finntroll, Korpiklaani, and Alestorm fall into that category.
 jochenau: I didn't realize folk metal was a thing.
 Peter Pantsless: You missed one:…
 Shay: Nah, I see Gollum in the avant garde/noise category.
 scribbs: Bottom left is breakbeats and you know it!
Image 180163   05-20-17   Uploaded by    No Penguins Allowed
 Scoo: Is that a shower curtain? Because if it is, shut up and take my money!
 SomeCanadian: I think that dinosaur is allergic to something in the pizza. Those are made hives, yo.
Image 180162   05-20-17   Uploaded by    the snark
 ch: The Electric Company
 Ulillillia: @DarkTeddy Don't worry, you're safe from apples here. Well, if you're purple that is.
 DarkTeddy: The apple sign on the back of my phone isnt helping either
 DarkTeddy: Also i came to aggro to quell my sadness after bombing an Apple interview. Theres no safe haven :(
 DarkTeddy: Just did some light research. Yep this got published in 2014. @Annoying Vegan
 Annoying Vegan : Is... is this something that actually got published?
 a robot: Graphic design is my passion
Image 180161   05-20-17   Uploaded by    athiest
 Shay: You dun got roofie'd.
 a robot: Wowee!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: @WaffleIron the answer is cheap liquor drink it now as much as you can.
 enfanta: @WaffleIron I will not be asking again later.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: who is this? cause its friggin genius!!! im going drinking right now.
 WaffleIron: Answer is not clear
Image 180160   05-20-17   Uploaded by    watwatwat
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