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205180  Scoo: Why is only one not naked?

205189  wordjones: a humble and honest pic

205138  Scoo: Impressive

205174  El hefe: His favorite musician is the lonliest monk

205169  charlemagne: have you ever tried to bury animals? it's hard, especially when they wriggle about. you really need some spare hands

205175  El hefe: Your girlfriend is really obnoxious

205173  Prostata: some dogs just want to watch the world burn

205149  Scoo: If you're going to pursue this parody, it seems more effectively subversive to lampoon the Surveillance Society aspect. But in a subtle way, this would appear to be a nod to the scourge of proselytizing, so I'll allow it.

205179  NoRagrets: But now it doesn't catch on things like the skin flap did.

205185  silver: to be honest on a global scale humans don't behave very much better than this.

205152  NoRagrets: Same.

205156  Scoo: I sat in a courtroom all week and am both happy and sad that the evidence presented was entirely document-based. This looks fun, well at least for a little while.

205137  wolfpk: Her secret to longevity is never stop the party!

205185  Natch: Man, this is why I fuckin hate primates. Fuckers are smart and sadistic enough to know all the really tender, vulnerable spots and target them.

205098  Prostata: instructions unclear: pooped on head

205165  arcticfox12x: Me too

205177  arcticfox12x: No one else has dared to comment. Will you?

205179  Derp Herpigan: Yeah. Bactine should do it.

205160  wolfpk: #205163

205182  Thyming: That bunny looks soooo pissed.

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205054 FireBreathingMarmot: Thanks, Sincerity Bear. Here, have a bag of marshmallows.

205045 BILL DOOR: IT REALLY IS.

205003 Robespierre: @Yurishiro There IS a @Waffletron, yes. But there is only ONE @WaffleIron.

204999 BILL DOOR: I FEEL I SHOULD LITIGATE.

205106 Lantry: fice... nace

204981 Mr Shifty: Yeah, I had a filly cheesesnake, so fucking what? Gonna call the Sandwich Police?

205004 Fancy Clown: "Hack the planet!"

204996 piranharama: @ppr4 This comment blew my brain apart, +1

204951 piranharama: I maked these

205010 Robespierre: @Mr Shifty My origin story continues from its place of origin to a South Asian country at the age of nine, and carried on in the general vicinity until I was on the verge 15, when we relocated to the USA. I've been fascinated with the most lowbrow aspects of pop culture ever since. And you can't get much more lowbrow that ShamWOW Vince, I'll tell you hwut.



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11. ChubbyBuddy: 2158 points
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Score:
449
 
 Hosebag: My God! I think I've discovered the smelliest thing in the universe!
 grizzly: Good news, everyone!
 Zampano: @UseYourName nice job on the obscure Rick and Morty reference, dude
 Zampano: Denver? Telescope? Couldn't you just breathe in? You ain't even gotta sniff, i imagine you could just breathe normally.
 UseYourName: looks like a trunk person sex aid
 gumble: Strangely arousing
 ch: well that was worth the purchase it will never become superfluous
 Dr Awkward: *Ahem* "Smellescope"
 A duck: Ah yes, the Colorado state pastime: Is that a skunk or marijuana?
 funny in the wall: need a thinglonger to operate
 tib gubb: talk about an invention that could backfire
 bug: I would totally turn that into a bong.
 Ulillillia: Why would the Denver police need that?
 Flarmie: @WTF I hope you mean Urectum.
 WTF: Just as long as you don't have me smell Uranus.
 Theta Zero: I do appreciate how they made it also look like a blunt.
 Peter Pantsless: Dude, it's right below you
Image 180012   05-19-17   Uploaded by    thrilhouse
Score:
75
 
 Ulillillia: Tracy Chapman rules
Image 180011   05-19-17   Uploaded by    veryblue
Score:
199
 
 Moe Burt: I know what this is. Super Rad!
 A duck: @Bluetocracy: Just don't take the gas station attendant's "shortcut".
 Bluetocracy: I'm going to buy some property here as soon as it's available.
 Moe Burt: I know what this is. Super Rad!
Image 180010   05-19-17   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
Score:
196
 
 RiderFan: Dogs are Dichromats, they see color but not even remotely as well as humans.
 A duck: You ever play fetch... ON WEED?
 Flarmie: Man I tell you...do NOT take the gray acid.
Image 180009   05-19-17   Uploaded by    prospector
Score:
151
 
 Jabberwikket: Now draw the rest of the fucking owl-bull
 tib gubb: tasty parts
Image 180008   05-19-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
83
 
 Dr Awkward: Ay caramba
Image 180007   05-19-17   Uploaded by    cakefizzle
Score:
716
 
 A duck: Dog = radvote
 DarkTeddy: Ahh feels good
 funny in the wall: I shall call you Porthos
Image 180006   05-19-17   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
333
 
 itskando: @ch I thought it was Mich Jagger
 ch: there are two faces on that model -- the "wrong" one has two eyes just under top of window
 sabredenton: Holy crap is that MS Paint?
 Mr. Butt: That username/upload!
Image 180005   05-19-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
403
 
 Bluetocracy: Is it a stick? Is it a one leg stool? No! It's Super Opinion! Flies through sphincters with the greatest of ease!
 Nothing: You take your opinion, shine it up real nice, turn that sumbitch sideways, AND STICK IT STRAIGHT UP YOUR CANDY ASS
 WTF: Gives a whole new meaning to "Give me your opinion..."
Image 180004   05-19-17   Uploaded by    rachel
Score:
380
 
 Peach: @A duck Them's fightin' words.
 Skaalar: @Demon Universe Whenever you reload the page after posting, it'll do that. I have the same problem.
 Demon Universe: Well, my phone just does whatever it wants, I guess. Sorry for the long double post.
 Demon Universe: One Fourth of July, my neighbor's started at about 2 in the afternoon. My cat was inside, freaked out, ran outside, and climbed a tree to the top. About two stories. She promptly fell out of the tree and ran back inside. This all took about 3 minutes. She was completely fine and has never done anything like it again. Cats are strange.
 Demon Universe: One Fourth of July, my neighbor's started at about 2 in the afternoon. My cat was inside, freaked out, ran outside, and climbed a tree to the top. About two stories. She promptly fell out of the tree and ran back inside. This all took about 3 minutes. She was completely fine and has never done anything like it again. Cats are strange.
 A duck: Good, because cats = badvote
 DarkTeddy: Timely
Image 180003   05-19-17   Uploaded by    luxbu
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