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253997  DrNinjaman: Sally Field's dog

254026  DrNinjaman: Ain't nobody here but us placentas, doctor

254036  DrNinjaman: She wants the D.

254032  Teechur: He's singin' the greens.

254040  Teechur: If you'd like to interact with the hoomanling, you'll have to wait.

254045  Teechur: dooP

254037  Dr. Bathroom: And how!

254044  ChubbyBuddy: or just stay home and read there

254038  VoR: Rub it some more

253996  Greifer: who's a good boy?! how the fuck shall i know?! can't see shit captn!

253904  mission2mars: what is that supposed to mean @Wooden Spoon

253985  Darmstadtium: @barfolomew It was good, but not brilliant, they tried a little too hard with the unexpected-plot-twist-idea in my opinion

254009  barfolomew: I've got shocking news about Flo Rida.

253968  Bohab: Mighty max?

254039  Not A Bot: First dick in a box, now...

254037  Bohab: They used it as hard as they could

253298  Mr Bleak: It's dice all the way down! Then it all goes a bit quantum.

253301  Mr Bleak: Goooood Morning Vietwoof! Hey, this is not a test. This is rock and roll. Time to rock it from the delta to the DMZ! Is that me, or does that sound like an Elvis Presley movie? Viva Da Nang. Oh, viva, Da Nang. Da Nang me, Da Nang me. Why don't they get a rope and hang me? Hey, is it a little too early for being that loud? Hey, too late. It's 0600 What's the "0" stand for? Oh, my God, it's early.

253302  Mr Bleak: How much is the postage on this?

254023  ThoughtlessGentleman: youre both right. happy?!

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253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

253767 FireBreathingMarmot: Here in Kansas City, and the Nelson Atkins Museum sends out newsletters with the big title friends of art. Often as not, it looks like this.

253709 FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253747 IKEA Lady: Improper handling aid

253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft



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Score:
449
 
 Hosebag: My God! I think I've discovered the smelliest thing in the universe!
 grizzly: Good news, everyone!
 Zampano: @UseYourName nice job on the obscure Rick and Morty reference, dude
 Zampano: Denver? Telescope? Couldn't you just breathe in? You ain't even gotta sniff, i imagine you could just breathe normally.
 UseYourName: looks like a trunk person sex aid
 gumble: Strangely arousing
 ch: well that was worth the purchase it will never become superfluous
 Dr Awkward: *Ahem* "Smellescope"
 A duck: Ah yes, the Colorado state pastime: Is that a skunk or marijuana?
 funny in the wall: need a thinglonger to operate
 tib gubb: talk about an invention that could backfire
 bug: I would totally turn that into a bong.
 Ulillillia: Why would the Denver police need that?
 Flarmie: @WTF I hope you mean Urectum.
 WTF: Just as long as you don't have me smell Uranus.
 Theta Zero: I do appreciate how they made it also look like a blunt.
 Peter Pantsless: Dude, it's right below you
Image 180012   05-19-17   Uploaded by    thrilhouse
Score:
75
 
 Ulillillia: Tracy Chapman rules
Image 180011   05-19-17   Uploaded by    veryblue
Score:
199
 
 Moe Burt: I know what this is. Super Rad!
 A duck: @Bluetocracy: Just don't take the gas station attendant's "shortcut".
 Bluetocracy: I'm going to buy some property here as soon as it's available.
 Moe Burt: I know what this is. Super Rad!
Image 180010   05-19-17   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
Score:
196
 
 RiderFan: Dogs are Dichromats, they see color but not even remotely as well as humans.
 A duck: You ever play fetch... ON WEED?
 Flarmie: Man I tell you...do NOT take the gray acid.
Image 180009   05-19-17   Uploaded by    prospector
Score:
151
 
 Jabberwikket: Now draw the rest of the fucking owl-bull
 tib gubb: tasty parts
Image 180008   05-19-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
83
 
 Dr Awkward: Ay caramba
Image 180007   05-19-17   Uploaded by    cakefizzle
Score:
716
 
 A duck: Dog = radvote
 DarkTeddy: Ahh feels good
 funny in the wall: I shall call you Porthos
Image 180006   05-19-17   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
333
 
 itskando: @ch I thought it was Mich Jagger
 ch: there are two faces on that model -- the "wrong" one has two eyes just under top of window
 sabredenton: Holy crap is that MS Paint?
 Mr. Butt: That username/upload!
Image 180005   05-19-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
403
 
 Bluetocracy: Is it a stick? Is it a one leg stool? No! It's Super Opinion! Flies through sphincters with the greatest of ease!
 Nothing: You take your opinion, shine it up real nice, turn that sumbitch sideways, AND STICK IT STRAIGHT UP YOUR CANDY ASS
 WTF: Gives a whole new meaning to "Give me your opinion..."
Image 180004   05-19-17   Uploaded by    rachel
Score:
380
 
 Peach: @A duck Them's fightin' words.
 Skaalar: @Demon Universe Whenever you reload the page after posting, it'll do that. I have the same problem.
 Demon Universe: Well, my phone just does whatever it wants, I guess. Sorry for the long double post.
 Demon Universe: One Fourth of July, my neighbor's started at about 2 in the afternoon. My cat was inside, freaked out, ran outside, and climbed a tree to the top. About two stories. She promptly fell out of the tree and ran back inside. This all took about 3 minutes. She was completely fine and has never done anything like it again. Cats are strange.
 Demon Universe: One Fourth of July, my neighbor's started at about 2 in the afternoon. My cat was inside, freaked out, ran outside, and climbed a tree to the top. About two stories. She promptly fell out of the tree and ran back inside. This all took about 3 minutes. She was completely fine and has never done anything like it again. Cats are strange.
 A duck: Good, because cats = badvote
 DarkTeddy: Timely
Image 180003   05-19-17   Uploaded by    luxbu
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