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234293  Wooden Spoon: Aint nobody got time for this!

234294  Wooden Spoon: Owl be watching you Liam Nissan

234295  Wooden Spoon: What you should do instead is only consume content from fringe conspiracy nuts who are quietly backed by different billionaires. You know theyre telling the truth because they are so angry and never provide primary sources.

234286  Not A Bot: True =/= funny all the time. Badvoted too, moron.

234265  addend: *zzzip* (Lid rises.)

234074  Wooden Spoon: New and related story: I was driving home last night and thought I passed a fluffed up owl sitting on the side of the road. I realized he might have been hit by a car so I turned around to check on him. Turns out he was just a dirty pile of snow, which is when I realized I had been awake for 27 hours...

234295  sparename: If I had money I could own stuff

234283  Scoo: @a robot I think I see my dad

234298  Scoo: Uh-oh

234099  Wooden Spoon: @Matricii: Since always?

234286  Scoo: All We Do Is Fly On The Friendly Spaceship, That's All Anyone Does Anymore

234286  addend: Web pages are documents, so yes.

234296  ping: This is a comment. Or is it?

234295  addend: News flash: Many corporations are owned by billionaires.

234291  ping: It's never done that before.

234295  Nope: Wrong metro mate

234275  ping: @Derp Herpigan Because you're Lyxdexic? (edit) Er... lysdexic. [irony]

234284  barfolomew: My dudes

234286  barfolomew: Nuh uh! We also disrupt industries and install pop-up restaurants!

234277  AlexDeLarge: 4 pigs good, 2 pigs better

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234181 redmonkey3: @jochenau - butt bra is close; think display of an asset and ease of access and good old slutty exhibitionism and some boys like lace and some guys LIKE boys who like lace, etc.

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234180 redmonkey3: I voted something away into the negative space... whoa!

234265 addend: *zzzip* (Lid rises.)

234065 Entertainmentalist: Odds are very good that each thing on the list is there because someone tried it.

234083 Robespierre: Don't have nuffin to do wif the weather, @Coolguy

234099 Wooden Spoon: @Matricii: Since always?

234208 Jabberwikket: @Mr Bleak I thought 333 was the semi Christ ?

234221 Prostata: *barf*

234111 raditzu: this must smell awesome



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Score:
449
 
 Hosebag: My God! I think I've discovered the smelliest thing in the universe!
 grizzly: Good news, everyone!
 Zampano: @UseYourName nice job on the obscure Rick and Morty reference, dude
 Zampano: Denver? Telescope? Couldn't you just breathe in? You ain't even gotta sniff, i imagine you could just breathe normally.
 UseYourName: looks like a trunk person sex aid
 gumble: Strangely arousing
 ch: well that was worth the purchase it will never become superfluous
 Dr Awkward: *Ahem* "Smellescope"
 A duck: Ah yes, the Colorado state pastime: Is that a skunk or marijuana?
 funny in the wall: need a thinglonger to operate
 tib gubb: talk about an invention that could backfire
 bug: I would totally turn that into a bong.
 Ulillillia: Why would the Denver police need that?
 Flarmie: @WTF I hope you mean Urectum.
 WTF: Just as long as you don't have me smell Uranus.
 Theta Zero: I do appreciate how they made it also look like a blunt.
 Peter Pantsless: Dude, it's right below you
Image 180012   05-19-17   Uploaded by    thrilhouse
Score:
75
 
 Ulillillia: Tracy Chapman rules
Image 180011   05-19-17   Uploaded by    veryblue
Score:
199
 
 Moe Burt: I know what this is. Super Rad!
 A duck: @Bluetocracy: Just don't take the gas station attendant's "shortcut".
 Bluetocracy: I'm going to buy some property here as soon as it's available.
 Moe Burt: I know what this is. Super Rad!
Image 180010   05-19-17   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
Score:
196
 
 RiderFan: Dogs are Dichromats, they see color but not even remotely as well as humans.
 A duck: You ever play fetch... ON WEED?
 Flarmie: Man I tell you...do NOT take the gray acid.
Image 180009   05-19-17   Uploaded by    prospector
Score:
151
 
 Jabberwikket: Now draw the rest of the fucking owl-bull
 tib gubb: tasty parts
Image 180008   05-19-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
83
 
 Dr Awkward: Ay caramba
Image 180007   05-19-17   Uploaded by    cakefizzle
Score:
716
 
 A duck: Dog = radvote
 DarkTeddy: Ahh feels good
 funny in the wall: I shall call you Porthos
Image 180006   05-19-17   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
333
 
 itskando: @ch I thought it was Mich Jagger
 ch: there are two faces on that model -- the "wrong" one has two eyes just under top of window
 sabredenton: Holy crap is that MS Paint?
 Mr. Butt: That username/upload!
Image 180005   05-19-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
403
 
 Bluetocracy: Is it a stick? Is it a one leg stool? No! It's Super Opinion! Flies through sphincters with the greatest of ease!
 Nothing: You take your opinion, shine it up real nice, turn that sumbitch sideways, AND STICK IT STRAIGHT UP YOUR CANDY ASS
 WTF: Gives a whole new meaning to "Give me your opinion..."
Image 180004   05-19-17   Uploaded by    rachel
Score:
380
 
 Peach: @A duck Them's fightin' words.
 Skaalar: @Demon Universe Whenever you reload the page after posting, it'll do that. I have the same problem.
 Demon Universe: Well, my phone just does whatever it wants, I guess. Sorry for the long double post.
 Demon Universe: One Fourth of July, my neighbor's started at about 2 in the afternoon. My cat was inside, freaked out, ran outside, and climbed a tree to the top. About two stories. She promptly fell out of the tree and ran back inside. This all took about 3 minutes. She was completely fine and has never done anything like it again. Cats are strange.
 Demon Universe: One Fourth of July, my neighbor's started at about 2 in the afternoon. My cat was inside, freaked out, ran outside, and climbed a tree to the top. About two stories. She promptly fell out of the tree and ran back inside. This all took about 3 minutes. She was completely fine and has never done anything like it again. Cats are strange.
 A duck: Good, because cats = badvote
 DarkTeddy: Timely
Image 180003   05-19-17   Uploaded by    luxbu
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