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192873  Dr Awkward: @White Rice this is far worse than rosanne or Seinfeld, and I don't particularly like either of those. This show is actively bad, and as one of our fellow aggronauts mentioned previously, this is like "black face for nerd culture"

192872  ignatz: Your extra screen sucks

192873  ignatz: @apoxia Yes I agree, Friends is a terrible show also

192835  Warrax: First four are holding in farts, the ones on the stairs just let them rip.

192795  Kim: That's it. I'm going to bed.

192880  ignatz: Scubaru?

192870  Warrax: @funny in the wall In the wall, being funny maybe? This could be your soulmate.

192875  Warrax: Aliens are real, and they're just too cool to hang out with us.

192877  Jabberwikket: Master Shake wore it better

192877  Kim: This compresses the nerves.

192881  Dr Awkward: Sir or madam, you long pointy arm is making me uncomfortable

192878  Jabberwikket: MOAR !!!! clicky clicky clicky clicky clicky clicky clicky clicky clicky clicky clicky clicky clicky clicky clicky in Spanish

192880  Jabberwikket: Remember where we parked

192852  apoxia: @Wet farts @NoRagrets - good, so this bank note will be fine after a wash then.

192873  apoxia: I was complaining about this show with friends just yesterday.

192853  Joseph: Russian circumcision clinics are the best in the world.

192877  Ulillillia: RIP his spine

192880  SunWukong: Jaws theme intensifies.

192852  NoRagrets: @apoxia our currency is made from a cotton-linen hybrid paper. It is quite washing machine safe. (I've actually been to the BEP)

192873  Sadbot: Is "oh no, a girl! Science reference the writers looked up on wikipedia!" not enough jokes for this snarkmaster?

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192647 Cami: *massages temples*

192753 Peter Pantsless: I have an older cat and sometimes my brother brings his kitten over, and they HATE each other. Actually, the kitten wants to be friends real bad but my cat is all "Hell no" and swats at her without getting up whenever she gets close

192733 Ronick: The emblem for the institute of shoving a finger up a bunghole is a figet spinner

192775 Jabberwikket: @Ihminen, single band (or 2 to 3with opening acts) are a great deal different than a full festival

192662 Greifer: Baba Yagas guest house

192777 hajjpodge: Renamed to "Some Worries"

192649 Cami: A new twist on the classic spite gift

192627 copunter: first our duckies, then our jobs

192698 Hosebag: OK you guys are going to have to better than just creamed corn, or Kenny's family is going to have a very corny Christmas.

192709 WaffleIron: @funny in the wall more light reading! Also you get plus.



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Score:
405
 
 Jabberwikket: That's not how "shut up and take my money" works
 dangerkeith3000: Nice pic/uploader combo.
 CastleBravo: Inside is an empty room and a loop of Rick Astley.
 dobbiesdoogs: *massaged while shooting stars plays*
 TFChicken: Such spa. Very relax. Wow!
Image 179968   05-19-17   Uploaded by    NO JOKES
Score:
230
 
 A duck: @itskando: You. Can't "tell" me what to, do sign.
 itskando: You can't cell me what to do, sign
 itskando: Picture taken with cell phone
 dangerkeith3000: Jesus Herbert Christ, learn grammar.
 WTF: God forbid I have access to a phone at 2am when I'm shot for $32 and a six pack of PBR.
 WaffleIron: I bet you still have to pass a drug test to get this job.
 ASTER: I'm not so sure I'd take being talked down to by someone who writes like this just to keep a job that includes selling lotto tickets.
 AlexDeLarge: I'm here for a personal.
 ChubbyBuddy: hmm ive weighed my options and have concluded i'm willing to risk my career as a gas station attendant to finish my game of Flappy Bird. if you have to fire me i hope you won't be so petty as to deny me a letter of recommendation.
 Ulillillia: Choice's what?
Image 179967   05-19-17   Uploaded by    flushpuppy
Score:
272
 
 Mr. Shine: False aannnd false.
 Peach: TOO FRESH TO BATHE
 enfanta: Exactly the right IQ and attitude to become scarecrows.
Image 179966   05-19-17   Uploaded by    someguynameded
Score:
183
 
 Himesama: @Aemuli We drew Jake farting. We had a good laugh too.
 dangerkeith3000: Who is Janie?
 Aemuli: @Himesama I think you mean, how do you illustrate that without getting suspended.
 WaffleIron: Janie's got a gun, not some fucking candles.
 Himesama: My son's homework was to illustrate captions and one said ' Jake tells rude jokes' how do you illustrate that?
 Mr. Whiskers: B (assuming a name change)
 jochenau: This problem's got problems.
 Nope: Quit trying to get us to do your homework
Image 179965   05-19-17   Uploaded by    Fantasy
Score:
502
 
 Skaalar: @Dan Tagonistic Go Team Historic!
 Dan Tagonistic: @Skaalar Mary Anning - came here to say that too
 Skaalar: Actually, she sold fossils. Came up with some of those most complete skeletons out there.
 ReluctantFr0g: It is she sells not sally sells
 Flarmie: And do NOT get me started on rubber baby buggy bumpers...
 Flarmie: Also, a woodchuck is completely incapable of chucking wood!
 kazzy94: I live near a beach and all the tourist stores truck in shells from some other place.
 Nope: Hey man shes out there hustling, what did you do huh?!
Image 179964   05-19-17   Uploaded by    rory
Score:
169
 
 TFChicken: I said I was posting EVERY photo I own so damn it, here you go!
Image 179963   05-19-17   Uploaded by    Handyman
Score:
361
 
 dangerkeith3000: pizza pizza
 WTF: It gets three hundred hectares on a single tank of kerosene.
 WaffleIron: I hope it's still got the three cylinder.
 dobbiesdoogs: geo metro limo is still smaller than a hyundai elantra
 sparename: Wow! that's a car and a half
Image 179962   05-19-17   Uploaded by    jokertothethief
Score:
701
 
 ASTER: Cat 2
Image 179961   05-19-17   Uploaded by    jokertothethief
Image 179960 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by crunchymush. We'll pray for you, crunchymush.
Score:
477
 
 mrwiffler: That's no space station......
 WTF: Arrakis, wasteland of the Empire, and the most valuable planet in the universe.
 Butcherboy: Agreed
 Peter Pantsless: We still love 'ya, buddy
Image 179959   05-19-17   Uploaded by    mom
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