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205180  Scoo: Why is only one not naked?

205189  wordjones: a humble and honest pic

205138  Scoo: Impressive

205174  El hefe: His favorite musician is the lonliest monk

205169  charlemagne: have you ever tried to bury animals? it's hard, especially when they wriggle about. you really need some spare hands

205175  El hefe: Your girlfriend is really obnoxious

205173  Prostata: some dogs just want to watch the world burn

205149  Scoo: If you're going to pursue this parody, it seems more effectively subversive to lampoon the Surveillance Society aspect. But in a subtle way, this would appear to be a nod to the scourge of proselytizing, so I'll allow it.

205179  NoRagrets: But now it doesn't catch on things like the skin flap did.

205185  silver: to be honest on a global scale humans don't behave very much better than this.

205152  NoRagrets: Same.

205156  Scoo: I sat in a courtroom all week and am both happy and sad that the evidence presented was entirely document-based. This looks fun, well at least for a little while.

205137  wolfpk: Her secret to longevity is never stop the party!

205185  Natch: Man, this is why I fuckin hate primates. Fuckers are smart and sadistic enough to know all the really tender, vulnerable spots and target them.

205098  Prostata: instructions unclear: pooped on head

205165  arcticfox12x: Me too

205177  arcticfox12x: No one else has dared to comment. Will you?

205179  Derp Herpigan: Yeah. Bactine should do it.

205160  wolfpk: #205163

205182  Thyming: That bunny looks soooo pissed.

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3. Robespierre
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205054 FireBreathingMarmot: Thanks, Sincerity Bear. Here, have a bag of marshmallows.

205045 BILL DOOR: IT REALLY IS.

205003 Robespierre: @Yurishiro There IS a @Waffletron, yes. But there is only ONE @WaffleIron.

204999 BILL DOOR: I FEEL I SHOULD LITIGATE.

205106 Lantry: fice... nace

204981 Mr Shifty: Yeah, I had a filly cheesesnake, so fucking what? Gonna call the Sandwich Police?

205004 Fancy Clown: "Hack the planet!"

204996 piranharama: @ppr4 This comment blew my brain apart, +1

204951 piranharama: I maked these

205010 Robespierre: @Mr Shifty My origin story continues from its place of origin to a South Asian country at the age of nine, and carried on in the general vicinity until I was on the verge 15, when we relocated to the USA. I've been fascinated with the most lowbrow aspects of pop culture ever since. And you can't get much more lowbrow that ShamWOW Vince, I'll tell you hwut.



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dangerkeith3000 uploaded 204977 (742 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 204986 (729 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 204743 (727 points)
soccer uploaded 204668 (716 points)
waffle iron uploaded 204750 (715 points)
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 8. Borkf: 2455 points
 9. Supermansbrother: 2288 points
10. Annoying Vegan : 2195 points
11. ChubbyBuddy: 2158 points
12. Slickbrew: 1737 points
13. Shay: 1723 points
14. Yurishiro: 1691 points
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Score:
405
 
 Jabberwikket: That's not how "shut up and take my money" works
 dangerkeith3000: Nice pic/uploader combo.
 CastleBravo: Inside is an empty room and a loop of Rick Astley.
 dobbiesdoogs: *massaged while shooting stars plays*
 TFChicken: Such spa. Very relax. Wow!
Image 179968   05-19-17   Uploaded by    NO JOKES
Score:
230
 
 A duck: @itskando: You. Can't "tell" me what to, do sign.
 itskando: You can't cell me what to do, sign
 itskando: Picture taken with cell phone
 dangerkeith3000: Jesus Herbert Christ, learn grammar.
 WTF: God forbid I have access to a phone at 2am when I'm shot for $32 and a six pack of PBR.
 WaffleIron: I bet you still have to pass a drug test to get this job.
 ASTER: I'm not so sure I'd take being talked down to by someone who writes like this just to keep a job that includes selling lotto tickets.
 AlexDeLarge: I'm here for a personal.
 ChubbyBuddy: hmm ive weighed my options and have concluded i'm willing to risk my career as a gas station attendant to finish my game of Flappy Bird. if you have to fire me i hope you won't be so petty as to deny me a letter of recommendation.
 Ulillillia: Choice's what?
Image 179967   05-19-17   Uploaded by    flushpuppy
Score:
272
 
 Mr. Shine: False aannnd false.
 Peach: TOO FRESH TO BATHE
 enfanta: Exactly the right IQ and attitude to become scarecrows.
Image 179966   05-19-17   Uploaded by    someguynameded
Score:
183
 
 Himesama: @Aemuli We drew Jake farting. We had a good laugh too.
 dangerkeith3000: Who is Janie?
 Aemuli: @Himesama I think you mean, how do you illustrate that without getting suspended.
 WaffleIron: Janie's got a gun, not some fucking candles.
 Himesama: My son's homework was to illustrate captions and one said ' Jake tells rude jokes' how do you illustrate that?
 Mr. Whiskers: B (assuming a name change)
 jochenau: This problem's got problems.
 Nope: Quit trying to get us to do your homework
Image 179965   05-19-17   Uploaded by    Fantasy
Score:
502
 
 Skaalar: @Dan Tagonistic Go Team Historic!
 Dan Tagonistic: @Skaalar Mary Anning - came here to say that too
 Skaalar: Actually, she sold fossils. Came up with some of those most complete skeletons out there.
 ReluctantFr0g: It is she sells not sally sells
 Flarmie: And do NOT get me started on rubber baby buggy bumpers...
 Flarmie: Also, a woodchuck is completely incapable of chucking wood!
 kazzy94: I live near a beach and all the tourist stores truck in shells from some other place.
 Nope: Hey man shes out there hustling, what did you do huh?!
Image 179964   05-19-17   Uploaded by    rory
Score:
169
 
 TFChicken: I said I was posting EVERY photo I own so damn it, here you go!
Image 179963   05-19-17   Uploaded by    Handyman
Score:
361
 
 dangerkeith3000: pizza pizza
 WTF: It gets three hundred hectares on a single tank of kerosene.
 WaffleIron: I hope it's still got the three cylinder.
 dobbiesdoogs: geo metro limo is still smaller than a hyundai elantra
 sparename: Wow! that's a car and a half
Image 179962   05-19-17   Uploaded by    jokertothethief
Score:
701
 
 ASTER: Cat 2
Image 179961   05-19-17   Uploaded by    jokertothethief
Image 179960 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by crunchymush. Your image was bad, crunchymush.
Score:
477
 
 mrwiffler: That's no space station......
 WTF: Arrakis, wasteland of the Empire, and the most valuable planet in the universe.
 Butcherboy: Agreed
 Peter Pantsless: We still love 'ya, buddy
Image 179959   05-19-17   Uploaded by    mom
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