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253997  DrNinjaman: Sally Field's dog

254026  DrNinjaman: Ain't nobody here but us placentas, doctor

254036  DrNinjaman: She wants the D.

254032  Teechur: He's singin' the greens.

254040  Teechur: If you'd like to interact with the hoomanling, you'll have to wait.

254045  Teechur: dooP

254037  Dr. Bathroom: And how!

254044  ChubbyBuddy: or just stay home and read there

254038  VoR: Rub it some more

253996  Greifer: who's a good boy?! how the fuck shall i know?! can't see shit captn!

253904  mission2mars: what is that supposed to mean @Wooden Spoon

253985  Darmstadtium: @barfolomew It was good, but not brilliant, they tried a little too hard with the unexpected-plot-twist-idea in my opinion

254009  barfolomew: I've got shocking news about Flo Rida.

253968  Bohab: Mighty max?

254039  Not A Bot: First dick in a box, now...

254037  Bohab: They used it as hard as they could

253298  Mr Bleak: It's dice all the way down! Then it all goes a bit quantum.

253301  Mr Bleak: Goooood Morning Vietwoof! Hey, this is not a test. This is rock and roll. Time to rock it from the delta to the DMZ! Is that me, or does that sound like an Elvis Presley movie? Viva Da Nang. Oh, viva, Da Nang. Da Nang me, Da Nang me. Why don't they get a rope and hang me? Hey, is it a little too early for being that loud? Hey, too late. It's 0600 What's the "0" stand for? Oh, my God, it's early.

253302  Mr Bleak: How much is the postage on this?

254023  ThoughtlessGentleman: youre both right. happy?!

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253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

253767 FireBreathingMarmot: Here in Kansas City, and the Nelson Atkins Museum sends out newsletters with the big title friends of art. Often as not, it looks like this.

253709 FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

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253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253747 IKEA Lady: Improper handling aid

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Score:
492
 
 NonRhetorical: Also helpful: locking or closing the door! Tho I appreciate your musical merits.
 fanny: the origins of b.utthorn!
 square44: he *says* he has a trumpet, but that's really just another excuse
 Shay: That dog got talent!
 funny in the wall: from a yank's perspective, he must be keeping it in the to soften it
 Urn BooUrn: Trumpet had an unusual job, not bad per se, but unconventional.
 DarkTeddy: OP has waited all his life for this post
 apoxia: Seems legit
 Mr. Butt: that username!
Image 179949   05-19-17   Uploaded by    trumpet
Score:
307
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: Needs more orange.
 Mr. Shine: "I ain't some Hasidic hillbilly with a snootfull of honeybees."
 dingding: tongue is better. I knew Phil wasn't a real doctor...
 tib gubb: dude, i think doctor phil is hitting on your mom
 carpwoman: And a happy new year, I guess.
 tritium: Look, this is not a judgement thing, but I'm going to have to charge extra for that.
 a robot: What.....what does this even mean??
 Knice: O holey night
 bug: I guess Christmas is coming early for Phil...
 apoxia: This douche gives clinical psychologists a bad name.
 scribbs: Idiot. Always Bad.
 KrazyKat: Whoa. That was fast.
Image 179948   05-19-17   Uploaded by    mrmrmr
Score:
264
 
 bug: It's more of an observational statement than a rule.
Image 179947   05-19-17   Uploaded by    Drunk Orc
Score:
259
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: The photographer is on his way NOW. We have one hour to come up with fifteen varieties.
 SgtScaredFrog: @Mr. Shine You're a fool if you didn't pick Lolly Gobble Choc Bomb (with lovely assistant Quiz Stick)
 Mr. Shine: Several of these are my dancin' name.
 Gomi Day: does anyone remember dracula delight? those were the absolute BEST. and nobody ever believes me that they existed.. (this is early/mid 80's)
 Bu7Z: Where's the bubble'o bill?
 ch: SPACE: 1999: THE BAR (W/COFFEE GROUNDS CENTRE)
 enfanta: Dammit, now I want a Coola Bar and I don't even know what it tastes like. I'm hoping pineapple.
 bug: and none of them look anything like this.
 Nope: Sure when I offer the kids a lolly gobble I have to talk to the nice police man and let people know when im moving into their neighborhood.
Image 179946   05-19-17   Uploaded by    PygmyGremlin
Score:
639
 
 ch: hydra hydra hydra: new album drops june 20
 trelyate: Cerberus is actually a chill dog
 KrazyKat: Borkfs in mirror are radder than they appear.
 hajjpodge: Uh...Must go faster.
Image 179945   05-19-17   Uploaded by    hexxx
Score:
224
 
 Zukero: Syndicate OST
 elronhubard: Album cover or cyberpunk video game?
 Skaalar: Why are you standing around and posing!? The Future Po-Po are RIGHT THERE!
 caesar: The matrix graphics on the title sells it.
 bug: ...and unnamed female.
 Shay: So what you're saying is Lorenzo Lamas formed a band which their music helps you put you to sleep?
Image 179944   05-19-17   Uploaded by    White Male
Score:
140
 
 CrookedCop: Love the mood lighting
 sparename: This is what the 'Knights in White' sat in
 dope: This doesn't look anything like the video for Love/Hate's "Blackout In the Red Room."
 bug: Is this what AC/DC was singing about?
 dangerous dave: Renew! Renew! Renew!
 Bob: Balls.
 deadwombat: Not my colour.
Image 179943   05-19-17   Uploaded by    kayjay
Score:
117
 
 LieutenantTofu: @Wooden Spoon hi!... Bye.
 wolfpk: $1.25 for a pack of Sour Patch! At that price there better be a dollar attached!
 Wooden Spoon: If you've never had "Hi-Chew" it's a candy that tricks you into thinking it's gum, then dissolves and pisses you off.
Image 179942   05-19-17   Uploaded by    DOW
Score:
498
 
 Hyphae: @Hyphae aw, geez, dude, that joke delivery was awkward enough the first time
 Hyphae: That baby looks nothing like her... I think her man was sleeping around with a certain someone he had tatted on his aaaarrrrmmmm!
 Hyphae: That baby looks nothing like her... I think her man was sleeping around with a certain someone he had tatted on his aaaarrrrmmmm!
 Niels Bohr: Every parent thinks they have the cutest baby. This is truly what your demented progeny looks like to every one else.
 a robot: Sorry about your Voldemort baby
 Himesama: Lots of shading on that upper lip...
Image 179941   05-19-17   Uploaded by    hapi papi
Score:
475
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: Do you know how I knew your name is Doc?
 Wolfy21: @Nopetology I just laughed so hard I spit my drink out
 WaffleIron: TANDY DETECTED!
 sparename: The Godfather of ASCII porn??
 ch: halloran you sick bastard what have you done
 Mr. Butt: The face of a man who can't stop masturbating
 DrinkMixMan: Whoah, can I come over to your house some time?
 Prombom: The man's a stud.
 Nopetology: How about you just stick a finger up my blowhole and call it Christmas
Image 179940   05-19-17   Uploaded by    Fursona
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