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234293  Wooden Spoon: Aint nobody got time for this!

234294  Wooden Spoon: Owl be watching you Liam Nissan

234295  Wooden Spoon: What you should do instead is only consume content from fringe conspiracy nuts who are quietly backed by different billionaires. You know theyre telling the truth because they are so angry and never provide primary sources.

234286  Not A Bot: True =/= funny all the time. Badvoted too, moron.

234265  addend: *zzzip* (Lid rises.)

234074  Wooden Spoon: New and related story: I was driving home last night and thought I passed a fluffed up owl sitting on the side of the road. I realized he might have been hit by a car so I turned around to check on him. Turns out he was just a dirty pile of snow, which is when I realized I had been awake for 27 hours...

234295  sparename: If I had money I could own stuff

234283  Scoo: @a robot I think I see my dad

234298  Scoo: Uh-oh

234099  Wooden Spoon: @Matricii: Since always?

234286  Scoo: All We Do Is Fly On The Friendly Spaceship, That's All Anyone Does Anymore

234286  addend: Web pages are documents, so yes.

234296  ping: This is a comment. Or is it?

234295  addend: News flash: Many corporations are owned by billionaires.

234291  ping: It's never done that before.

234295  Nope: Wrong metro mate

234275  ping: @Derp Herpigan Because you're Lyxdexic? (edit) Er... lysdexic. [irony]

234284  barfolomew: My dudes

234286  barfolomew: Nuh uh! We also disrupt industries and install pop-up restaurants!

234277  AlexDeLarge: 4 pigs good, 2 pigs better

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234181 redmonkey3: @jochenau - butt bra is close; think display of an asset and ease of access and good old slutty exhibitionism and some boys like lace and some guys LIKE boys who like lace, etc.

234195 itskando: ** near entirety

234180 redmonkey3: I voted something away into the negative space... whoa!

234265 addend: *zzzip* (Lid rises.)

234065 Entertainmentalist: Odds are very good that each thing on the list is there because someone tried it.

234083 Robespierre: Don't have nuffin to do wif the weather, @Coolguy

234099 Wooden Spoon: @Matricii: Since always?

234208 Jabberwikket: @Mr Bleak I thought 333 was the semi Christ ?

234221 Prostata: *barf*

234111 raditzu: this must smell awesome



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Score:
374
 
 Annoying Vegan : @jochenau I suppose it depends on whether you react this dramatically or not. But maybe these things are more traumatic for bees.
 jochenau: @Annoying Vegan Is this a social anxiety thing? I thought I was just really bad at having routine conversations.
 Ulillillia: Brian Bee-gan
 VoR: Hive mind scream is probably the worst
 Annoying Vegan : Social anxiety aids nose growth
Image 179936   05-19-17   Uploaded by    Gazden
Image 179935 is unbelievably bad (score -28) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Teh Simpson. You have brought shame on us, Teh Simpson.
Score:
283
 
 Felicity: Almost catered?!
 sparename: Teeny Peeny
 ch: Banksy you beautiful son of a bitch
 VoR: Im the baby.
 Dr Awkward: "ALMOST CATERED"
 Christina: "I'm out of letters."
 Mr. Butt: You rang?
Image 179934   05-19-17   Uploaded by    edvard
Score:
772
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: At the Kansas City zoo when one of the orangutans was little he used to stick his long, skinny arm waaaaay out through the fence and hold hands with people. It went on for a while but then they put a finer mesh over that part of the fence. Now they have a new habitat - no more hand-holding ever.
 Hyphae: I know this is rad, and I voted as such, but it makes me sad, too
 bug: @Christina sigh, if only this were a Russian petting zoo...
 Scoo: Imma get you out of here, I know a lawyer, she's a bulldog, hang in there!
 SomeCanadian: That is so amazing
 scribbs: @Christina I wish!
 Christina: @scribbs Are you an otter?
 Mr. Shine: Jealous!
 Shay: I'm an otter; nice to meet you.
 scribbs: @Christina I would pay money for that!
 Christina: Japanese petting zoo: where animals can pet visiting humans.
Image 179933   05-19-17   Uploaded by    ITS TAPE
Image 179932 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by topcity. Your image was bad, topcity.
Score:
912
 
 dangerkeith3000: @Dan Tagonistic good year! a lot of good albums come out. I'm a 1981 baby myself.
 Dan Tagonistic: I was born in 1978
 dangerkeith3000: cool blood globe
Image 179931   05-19-17   Uploaded by    whaleshark
Score:
399
 
 DrinkMixMan: Grab 'em by the... shoulders.
 Ulillillia: Miss him yet?
 Mr. Butt: Some boobs. And a woman in a low-cut dress.
 Dan Tagonistic: Bill may have his knockers but I don't think he's all that bad
 KrazyKat: Oh wait, that's not chelsea.
 sparename: I must park my bicycle
Image 179930   05-19-17   Uploaded by    clueful
Score:
280
 
 carpwoman: I think this is fake. His proportions are all wrong.
 VoR: No touch. Only see.
 SomeCanadian: You call that a pressed ham?!?
 Shay: That's a turkey.
 WaffleIron: That's no moon!!
 sparename: Someone's about to try
Image 179929   05-19-17   Uploaded by    catsanddogs
Score:
388
 
 Felicity: It took me a second to realise the woman in the first panel was wearing a shirt.
 enfanta: @dangerkeith3000 thank you. I suffer from perpetual curiosity.
 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall yes maybe. or maybe not, but that is what the meme says regardless.
 dangerkeith3000: @enfanta @Christina i tried writing it in the cyrillic script. it does not compute on AG
 enfanta: @dangerkeith3000 is it a math problem?
 enfanta: @carpwoman then could you explain it to me?
 jochenau: Poor kid's gonna have PTSD every time he goes near a church now.
 carpwoman: @dangerkeith3000 - Lol. I get it.
 funny in the wall: Yeah, except the grammar is very very wrong @dangerkeith3000
 Christina: @dangerkeith3000 Why do you reference so many images? What is so especial with image #1077?
 dangerkeith3000: Вы хотите. чтобы купить' несколько незаконных мемы
 dangerkeith3000: It means "DO YOU WANT TO BUY SEVERAL ILLEGAL MEMES? in Russian
 Shay: Translation: "Hey kid, I should tell you that there is no Santa Claus."
 Nope: Ha them letters look funny!
 Yam: That kid knows more than we do...
Image 179928   05-19-17   Uploaded by    Slug Wind
Score:
735
 
 Felicity: Walkers Popadoms
 Cami: ...so you're a scotch kind of guy?
 Cami: Elvinder.
 Bob: Singh Is King
 Chest Rockwell: I want to party with Peter Singh.
 Robespierre: Swing out, Sikh-ster.
 dangerkeith3000: rock out with your cock out, good sir.
 Dan Tagonistic: They Sikh him here...
 Yam: Every Sikh I've met has been pretty rad
 karmakat: good for YOU!...
 Amy Housewine: OOOOHHH CHAKIDA PATEEEEEEHHHH
 Mr. Shine: Shake what your Brahma gave you!
 KrazyKat: Seiks for Elvis - deserves an autorad, imo.
 WaffleIron: That seems bad for the neck muscles.
Image 179927   05-19-17   Uploaded by    Capital
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