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273288  Teechur: Should have nailed it to the windshield so it doesn't blow off.

273300  Mr. Butt: fuck off

273295  Teechur: As I told my son, "Always know where your pen is."

273283  Gerb Flumopert: Lieutenant Dan! You got new legs!

273267  Munkybut: This was on my daily commute

273282  Munkybut: The beauty of America

273300  Munkybut: Women be shoppin, amiright?

273187  Sthenolaidas: I had to rad something stupid so I'd have a bad vote for this image.

273293  Nope: Gotta work on the kegels first

273267  lecj07: From an alternate reality where Hillary won.

273300  Nope: Not with a debit card

273273  lecj07: Please tell me this isn't a cat wedding

273265  DrinkMixMan: Un don't want none unless you got buns hun

273299  namaste: Snail acid trip

273182  Sadpygmy: F'n birds

273289  Double-Munched Tacotito: Which Pink Floyd album cover is this again?

273263  Dr Awkward: @ignatz But also because theyre assholes

273275  Dr Awkward: @Not A Bot That falls a bit out of the scope of a postmans job description

273300  Not A Bot: Cucahbah wata fo custamah only!

273283  WannaBee: Lieutenant Dan! You got new legs!

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272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

273224 Uncle Phil: In the beginning of the year and I have a few questions about the Genesee county and I will be there at the same time as the new index finger in your where are you located and what are you looking for?

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

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 trelyate: ANALHILATION!
 Jabberwikket: Jokes on you - these are all just shit in a jar
 apoxia: Chili doesn't affect my bowels in any way. Am I normal?
 The Frito Bandito: It bothers me that these aren't in the correct order.
 Mr. Whiskers: All names of bands I used to be in
 Mr. Shine: Something something pooper doody
 kinggheedra: Imagine if you went to the store and the only hot sauce you could find made grotesque references to your butthole.
 sparename: The next time I'm thousands of miles from home in LA I will get more 'Rectal Rocket Fuel' and 'Ass Blaster' - I liked those
 Shay: Fart Knocker
 Ulillillia: Personal Lubricant
 WTF: Colon Clenser
 tib gubb: look... i just want some hot sauce.
Image 179779   05-18-17   Uploaded by    Brain Thoughts
 Knice: O DANG; this site has hacked into my brain.
 Mr. Butt: Can't tell if smol doggo / Or just pupper.
Image 179778   05-18-17   Uploaded by    pewdiepie
 wolfpk: Cat: Why do you even bother kid. I beat you every time.
 bug: You've activated my cat card!
 scribbs: He's going to be so embarrassed when he loses.
Image 179777   05-18-17   Uploaded by    wordjones
Image 179776 is unbelievably bad (score -25) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by chemical. Your image was bad, chemical.
 Winterneuro: Need to do a better job planning these perspective shots
 bug: High School Musical 4: Attack on Titan
 Mr. Butt: Guy on the bottom needs to be naked.
 WaffleIron: Needs more deep focus.
Image 179775   05-18-17   Uploaded by    Larry Xmas
 Ihminen: @Peter Pantsless Owner of 70's Pearls here! ...DW kick pedal also haha
 jeffrey: Hahah @Peter Pantsless!
 Peter Pantsless: @scribbs It is indeed possible to hit a drum the "right" or "wrong" way. You're actually aiming for a spot BELOW the center of the drum head, the depth of which depends on the tension of the head
 scribbs: @Peter Pantsless I hit a drum once and was told I was good at it by a percussionist majoring in music.
 Peter Pantsless: Those look like DW drums, so rad for that. My kit is Gretsch (one of those great German names with seven letters but only one vowel), but I use a DW kick pedal.
 digabigpig: Pa-rum-pa-pum-pum...
 Nope: Oh Rocksmas tree oh Rocksmas tree...
Image 179774   05-18-17   Uploaded by    jonz
 SgtScaredFrog: @Dr Awkward We've got several that are nicer than the apartments 80% of our students will be able to afford upon graduation, but that's its own, different problem
 TFChicken: "... and this is Jackass!"
 totaljihad: College dorms are overpriced cinder block structures with peer chaperones. Fun!
 WaffleIron: I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike?
Image 179773   05-18-17   Uploaded by    not i spy
 scribbs: It's best to have poor artwork situated there; otherwise the pee cleanup is too much trouble.
 TFChicken: If the point was to view the art while crapping then challenge accepted
Image 179772   05-18-17   Uploaded by    clayjar
 Niels Bohr: My gramps email address was thumper69ist. God rest his raunchy old bones.
 Ulillillia: "Please, that's my father's name, call me plain old Sixty Nine."
 Demon Universe: Classy!
 Mr. Shine: I haven't heard that name in years. *sips drink*
 TFChicken: Bet that car makes a lot of u-turns
Image 179771   05-18-17   Uploaded by    grimes
 Shay: Even if it's a cartoon rabbit, MJ still does the floating arm.
 Dreforian: "We're dating!"
 Ulillillia: Come on and slam, and welcome to Japan.
 Mr. Shine: Come on and slam, and welcome to the jam.
 bug: @WaffleIron plot twist: Michael Jordan is the cardboard cutout.
 WaffleIron: I first thought "aww, they used a cardboard cutout, why couldn't they get the real bugs" and then I remembered Bugs isn't real...
Image 179770   05-18-17   Uploaded by    RogueLeader
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