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254026  DrNinjaman: Ain't nobody here but us placentas, doctor

254036  DrNinjaman: She wants the D.

254032  Teechur: He's singin' the greens.

254040  Teechur: If you'd like to interact with the hoomanling, you'll have to wait.

254045  Teechur: dooP

254037  Dr. Bathroom: And how!

254044  ChubbyBuddy: or just stay home and read there

254038  VoR: Rub it some more

253996  Greifer: who's a good boy?! how the fuck shall i know?! can't see shit captn!

253904  mission2mars: what is that supposed to mean @Wooden Spoon

253985  Darmstadtium: @barfolomew It was good, but not brilliant, they tried a little too hard with the unexpected-plot-twist-idea in my opinion

254009  barfolomew: I've got shocking news about Flo Rida.

253968  Bohab: Mighty max?

254039  Not A Bot: First dick in a box, now...

254037  Bohab: They used it as hard as they could

253298  Mr Bleak: It's dice all the way down! Then it all goes a bit quantum.

253301  Mr Bleak: Goooood Morning Vietwoof! Hey, this is not a test. This is rock and roll. Time to rock it from the delta to the DMZ! Is that me, or does that sound like an Elvis Presley movie? Viva Da Nang. Oh, viva, Da Nang. Da Nang me, Da Nang me. Why don't they get a rope and hang me? Hey, is it a little too early for being that loud? Hey, too late. It's 0600 What's the "0" stand for? Oh, my God, it's early.

253302  Mr Bleak: How much is the postage on this?

254023  ThoughtlessGentleman: youre both right. happy?!

254035  AlexDeLarge: Nice try, incels

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253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

253767 FireBreathingMarmot: Here in Kansas City, and the Nelson Atkins Museum sends out newsletters with the big title friends of art. Often as not, it looks like this.

253709 FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253747 IKEA Lady: Improper handling aid

253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft



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12. tears as lube: 1715 points
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 Micro Jackson: Can your hairdresser do anything about this cowlick
 itskando: Don't eat cow. Be friends with cow
 Ratty: In Russia the milk licks you..
 SomeCanadian: I want the next cow to open its mouth and be a blow drier
 tib gubb: i don't like this new trend of cows licking beautiful people
 El Barto: Glamorous as fuck.
 KrazyKat: Cats love it.
 Dr Awkward: Cows licking cats is the trend we all deserve in 2017.
 Teechur: Might wanna brush your hair. You have a cowlick.
Image 179498   05-17-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
357
 
 sparename: "I hope you used a 'Riding Hood', if you know what I mean..."
 PuppySucker69: "Quit hogging the blanket, dude! You got fur, why would you even need it?"
 Derp Herpigan: My, what huge nightmares you instill, grandma!
 fakeusername: whoa how much did I drink last night
Image 179497   05-17-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
423
 
 Suburbanmom: Irony Level: Annoying hipster
 yev: he's a member of a Planahea gang, from the suburb of honolulu.
 VoR: Bet that grows old after a day
 PuppySucker69: Well, Plan A didnt work, so it's time for Plan...that can't be right?!
 Mr. Butt: Lana Heap
 Otterman: @ignatz Not enough upvotes for you
 Otterman: The Ahea plan is the best one
 Annoying Vegan : @ignatz Initially it was just you, but now that's all I can see
 ignatz: Is that a little upside down goatse heart tattoo or.. or is it just me?
Image 179496   05-17-17   Uploaded by    apoxia
Score:
233
 
 SomeCanadian: PLANAHEA
 Scoo: mfw I represent a duality
Image 179495   05-17-17   Uploaded by    glowstick
Score:
519
 
 Hosebag: We'reeeeee off to see the lizard...
 Warrax: I would interpret this as a good omen.
 Koopa: That's their turf now, buddy.
 NO JOKES: They are ALL ... Naked and Afraid.
 msmstud: "You came to the wrong neighborhood, motherfucker."
 Derp Herpigan: Luxusbunch
 KrazyKat: *runs back into house, slams door.*
Image 179494   05-17-17   Uploaded by    dorian
Score:
223
 
 Annoying Vegan : Christ, we get it!
Image 179493   05-17-17   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
Score:
433
 
 SomeCanadian: Is that where our Patreon money goes? To a Times Square marquee?!? @grizzly
 fanny: buttonhorn
 annterland: @Butcherboy stop it
 Scoo: Please pay attention, Mr. President
 petepuma: safesearch off
 Butcherboy: Waffles!
 grizzly: Aggro-gator.com
Image 179492   05-17-17   Uploaded by    Commodore 64
Score:
146
 
 Dreforian: Clown, mid-transport
 SomeCanadian: Wait, are we doing a stochastic process? I told you guys to wait for me if we do stochastic processes! :(
 Annoying Vegan : @Derp Herpigan Either that, or this is a picture of when the revolution comes. No more purples!
 Derp Herpigan: @Annoying Vegan dippin dots? Those things are awesome!
 Annoying Vegan : Those little balls of ice cream at the mall are strange
 ch: if you look at the data right now it's very colorful we hope it stays that way
 jochenau: Is this one of those colorblindness tests?
Image 179491   05-17-17   Uploaded by    metallica
Score:
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 froggyfresh: Me too @Robespierre
 Micro Jackson: Pretty much every day at work
 The Bees: Thank you, Carola Bundy, for this pic.
 SomeCanadian: Is this lizard porn? I think this is lizard porn.
 skatermario: Damndest taffy pull I ever did see.
 Aemuli: Ladies, please, there is enough of me to go around...at least there will be if you stop biting
 wolfpk: Ok guys, quit fighting over me. It hurts me when you two fight, literally!
 SgtScaredFrog: "He's right Carl, you do taste like chicken."
Image 179490   05-17-17   Uploaded by    Mr Mumble
Score:
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 Scoo: Don't boat near me or my son ever again
Image 179489   05-17-17   Uploaded by    Sprinkles
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