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228160  Spazstatic: If this was a legitimate fur pattern, I would have this breed of dog.

228195  sparename: @VeeKay 1225 dead things, or less if some had two-part shells

228200  Scoo: Jaunty!

228204  Scoo: @sparename "That's not my hand!"

228202  sparename: Are these what people call 'Out'houses?

228197  Matricii: Well I suppose at least now they can wrap up all those random semen allergy death cases..

228198  jochenau: This is driving me crazy, can anyone figure out what language this is? The closest writing system I've found is Cherokee but that doesn't seem to match.

228180  Whatever: Feel the arteries hardening

228204  SimonSaysGarfunkel: I thought Tammy Fae Baker died?

228202  Matricii: This is what you get when you leave a clown in the microwave for too long...

228203  Matricii: The newest craze from Japan... RECHARGABLE KITTY!

228192  Whatever: Ironically Ronald McDonalds mom was a health food vegetarian who had no sense of humor

228196  Whatever: Training sled dogs is hard work...

228199  grizzly: @Scoo looks like a real dog to me!

228199  Whatever: To boldly go where no dog has gone before * sniff sniff *

228183  sparename: "Every Generation Rewashes The World"

228188  Springbok: I fully expect somebody to cut the sandal straps and leave the bike lock.

228200  sparename: " I expected someone like you. What did you expect? Are you an assassin? "

228194  Not A Bot: Is one a toy?

228184  Hokie333: What sound did it make when you thumped it? You did thump it at the store first, right?

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9. GoGo Robotto
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227927 elmstreet: You get em @Not A Bot

227970 DrNinjaman: Louis CK's going ahead with that self help book after all.

228072 Side Boob: Fuck the po-lice!

227908 Mad Collager: @Otterman Sorry the link didn't format right. You can paste it in now, at least.

228047 SuedeOxford: When two people kiss, they form a long tube with an anus at both ends. This is not worse than that.

228145 tib gubb: brutal

228024 VeeKay: O beautiful for spacious skies, For amber waves of grain, For purple mountain majesties, Above the fruited plain! America! America! God shed His grace on thee, And crown thy good with brotherhood, From sea to shining sea!

227913 AlexDeLarge: @well duh probably not well. It's scary how many people forget there are other amendments beyond the first and second.

227992 Robespierre: @glenalec From Blue Highways by William Least Heat Moon: "Who on Earth would eat wolf fish?" "Ask Mrs. Paul."

228067 glenalec: Contact .... has been made!



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10. robocop: 1977 points
11. nanananana: 1766 points
12. mackdaddy: 1756 points
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Score:
458
 
 Shay: And that Bobby, is where burrito babies come from.
 tritium: Sometimes koth got deep and dark.
 tib gubb: i think that there is a little of bill in us all
Image 179275   05-16-17   Uploaded by    tane
Score:
528
 
 addend: That's it. Next time I do laundry, I'm taking a nap on the warm clothes from the dryer.
Image 179274   05-16-17   Uploaded by    Kim
Score:
188
 
 trelyate: both what?
 enfanta: "You and me both" is grammatically correct when it's followed with "buddy." But only then.
 Dr Awkward: There should be a tiny Vegas marriage chapel called "You and I booth"
 jochenau: Piddling quibbles concerning pronoun case are my second least favorite bit of prescriptive English grammar.
 WTF: Same
 tib gubb: i hear that
 Theta Zero: I wish I had somebody who always related to what I said.
Image 179273   05-16-17   Uploaded by    eumoria
Score:
385
 
 SomeCanadian: Stop it Lady Gaga. You're drunk. Go home.
 apoxia: Well this is odd.
 jazzjunkie: Wake up, Neo
Image 179272   05-16-17   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
795
 
 Jeannie C: Never turn your back on Mr. Biggles.
 Prostata: metal AF
 dangerous dave: You underestimate the powers of the dark sire.
 SomeCanadian: Satan Goat is always watching.
Image 179271   05-16-17   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
557
 
 TurkeyVulture: @Jeannie C Standard human dose of (generic) Zyrtec as per my bork's vet. Little Otter needs his Zyrtec, on account of his little bork face is below the level of our field grass. All we see is his tail tip.
 SgtScaredFrog: @Jeannie C I'd check with your vet on the dosage for your dog, but ours told us that benadryl was a safe go-to for any doggo allergies or reactions and also ok-ed claritin. Don't have personal knowledge on Zyrtec but google says the non-decongestant type is safe
 Jeannie C: Bet she tiptoes through the tulips, too.
 Jeannie C: @SgtScaredFrog @TurkeyVulture Can dogs safely take Zyrtec and benadryl?
 tritium: Vizsla!
 SgtScaredFrog: @TurkeyVulture Yep, itchy pupper times have arrived over here, too, along with their giant bottle of benadryl
 TurkeyVulture: My poor bork dog has to take Zyrtec because of the stupid flowers.
Image 179270   05-16-17   Uploaded by    Nope
Score:
794
 
 Jeannie C: Any nuts in there?
 sparename: Squirrels are smart but will they solve the riddle of the dinosaurs?
 DarkTeddy: Now kissth
Image 179269   05-16-17   Uploaded by    Disclosure
Score:
741
 
 Prostata: sorry but the goat in #179271 is 1000x more metal than either of these idiots
 skillet: DAY 28...
 SomeCanadian: MISTER MITTENS WILL EAT YOUR SOUL. Also can he be let out?
 hajjpodge: Yeah but can he crab-walk?
Image 179268   05-16-17   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
675
 
 Jeannie C: Hi. Um...would you go to the movies with me?
 WaffleIron: What's the story?
 SomeCanadian: Always Rad for Wishbone.
 jazzjunkie: Wishbone! :-D
Image 179267   05-16-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
150
 
 LogicKitty: Unless that is somehow the secret to immortality, you're going to die no matter what
 petepuma: Also dandelions
 SomeCanadian: God I hope so.
 UseYourName: I snorted
 Fancy Clown: Eventually...
 Kim: True fact.
 jazzjunkie: Yes.
Image 179266   05-16-17   Uploaded by    Sydney
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