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253997  DrNinjaman: Sally Field's dog

254026  DrNinjaman: Ain't nobody here but us placentas, doctor

254036  DrNinjaman: She wants the D.

254032  Teechur: He's singin' the greens.

254040  Teechur: If you'd like to interact with the hoomanling, you'll have to wait.

254045  Teechur: dooP

254037  Dr. Bathroom: And how!

254044  ChubbyBuddy: or just stay home and read there

254038  VoR: Rub it some more

253996  Greifer: who's a good boy?! how the fuck shall i know?! can't see shit captn!

253904  mission2mars: what is that supposed to mean @Wooden Spoon

253985  Darmstadtium: @barfolomew It was good, but not brilliant, they tried a little too hard with the unexpected-plot-twist-idea in my opinion

254009  barfolomew: I've got shocking news about Flo Rida.

253968  Bohab: Mighty max?

254039  Not A Bot: First dick in a box, now...

254037  Bohab: They used it as hard as they could

253298  Mr Bleak: It's dice all the way down! Then it all goes a bit quantum.

253301  Mr Bleak: Goooood Morning Vietwoof! Hey, this is not a test. This is rock and roll. Time to rock it from the delta to the DMZ! Is that me, or does that sound like an Elvis Presley movie? Viva Da Nang. Oh, viva, Da Nang. Da Nang me, Da Nang me. Why don't they get a rope and hang me? Hey, is it a little too early for being that loud? Hey, too late. It's 0600 What's the "0" stand for? Oh, my God, it's early.

253302  Mr Bleak: How much is the postage on this?

254023  ThoughtlessGentleman: youre both right. happy?!

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253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft

253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253747 IKEA Lady: Improper handling aid

253709 FranzTrashka: Needs more coke



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11. Micro Jackson: 1809 points
12. tears as lube: 1715 points
13. dirtstick: 1609 points
14. ChubbyBuddy: 1607 points
15. Science: 1562 points
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 Shay: And that Bobby, is where burrito babies come from.
 tritium: Sometimes koth got deep and dark.
 tib gubb: i think that there is a little of bill in us all
Image 179275   05-16-17   Uploaded by    tane
Score:
528
 
 addend: That's it. Next time I do laundry, I'm taking a nap on the warm clothes from the dryer.
Image 179274   05-16-17   Uploaded by    Kim
Score:
188
 
 trelyate: both what?
 enfanta: "You and me both" is grammatically correct when it's followed with "buddy." But only then.
 Dr Awkward: There should be a tiny Vegas marriage chapel called "You and I booth"
 jochenau: Piddling quibbles concerning pronoun case are my second least favorite bit of prescriptive English grammar.
 WTF: Same
 tib gubb: i hear that
 Theta Zero: I wish I had somebody who always related to what I said.
Image 179273   05-16-17   Uploaded by    eumoria
Score:
385
 
 SomeCanadian: Stop it Lady Gaga. You're drunk. Go home.
 apoxia: Well this is odd.
 jazzjunkie: Wake up, Neo
Image 179272   05-16-17   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
795
 
 Jeannie C: Never turn your back on Mr. Biggles.
 Prostata: metal AF
 dangerous dave: You underestimate the powers of the dark sire.
 SomeCanadian: Satan Goat is always watching.
Image 179271   05-16-17   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
557
 
 TurkeyVulture: @Jeannie C Standard human dose of (generic) Zyrtec as per my bork's vet. Little Otter needs his Zyrtec, on account of his little bork face is below the level of our field grass. All we see is his tail tip.
 SgtScaredFrog: @Jeannie C I'd check with your vet on the dosage for your dog, but ours told us that benadryl was a safe go-to for any doggo allergies or reactions and also ok-ed claritin. Don't have personal knowledge on Zyrtec but google says the non-decongestant type is safe
 Jeannie C: Bet she tiptoes through the tulips, too.
 Jeannie C: @SgtScaredFrog @TurkeyVulture Can dogs safely take Zyrtec and benadryl?
 tritium: Vizsla!
 SgtScaredFrog: @TurkeyVulture Yep, itchy pupper times have arrived over here, too, along with their giant bottle of benadryl
 TurkeyVulture: My poor bork dog has to take Zyrtec because of the stupid flowers.
Image 179270   05-16-17   Uploaded by    Nope
Score:
794
 
 Jeannie C: Any nuts in there?
 sparename: Squirrels are smart but will they solve the riddle of the dinosaurs?
 DarkTeddy: Now kissth
Image 179269   05-16-17   Uploaded by    Disclosure
Score:
741
 
 Prostata: sorry but the goat in #179271 is 1000x more metal than either of these idiots
 skillet: DAY 28...
 SomeCanadian: MISTER MITTENS WILL EAT YOUR SOUL. Also can he be let out?
 hajjpodge: Yeah but can he crab-walk?
Image 179268   05-16-17   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
675
 
 Jeannie C: Hi. Um...would you go to the movies with me?
 WaffleIron: What's the story?
 SomeCanadian: Always Rad for Wishbone.
 jazzjunkie: Wishbone! :-D
Image 179267   05-16-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
150
 
 LogicKitty: Unless that is somehow the secret to immortality, you're going to die no matter what
 petepuma: Also dandelions
 SomeCanadian: God I hope so.
 UseYourName: I snorted
 Fancy Clown: Eventually...
 Kim: True fact.
 jazzjunkie: Yes.
Image 179266   05-16-17   Uploaded by    Sydney
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