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268911  hajjpodge: My dad could imitate him perfectly. And being true to dad form, he did it very often.

268907  Yam: @ThoughtlessGentleman Unexpectedly is so much better than expectedly in this case

268919  peeper: Bobby's what?

268919  Pickle Dick: Got-dangit Bobby

268919  sandwiches: Bobby's can't actually do this.

268919  Sharkface: dont tread on my purse!

268918  nimbus: Amazing grandmotherstantine

268305  Science: @a robot: You can't find that shit! I don't know what's going one, but there is no official outlet for the old Looney Tunes cartoons. Even YouTube is pretty much a desert. It's really sad.

268907  ThoughtlessGentleman: "I just shat myself unexpectedly."

268376  Science: @tib gubb: "Distress signal" implies the grass is giving a warning. That smell is the release of chemicals that seal up the cut portion of the plant. That's it. Plants don't have a brain or central nervous system, and therefore, cannot feel pain. They can produce a response to stimuli, but that isn't the same as responding to pain.

268386  Science: @wordjones: "Man Attacked by Babies." It's in Oslo. There are a LOT of weird naked statues in that park.

268903  FabricMan: If it looks like that, you might have dia-BEE-tes

268417  Science: Adam didn't get a job, because employers saw this billboard stunt and immediately determined he makes bad financial decisions.

267848  Mr Bleak: You're a Wizard @Albo Grungus! Now fuck off to Hogwarts.

268903  MrBoffo: Oooohhh - got it down to 1

268535  Science: It does there too. They just cut that off and sell the rest to you.

268878  Shay: Good thing that dog is covered by Aflac.

268899  Shay: DENTAL PLAN

268903  Shay: How?

268904  Shay: Is that Penn?

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268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

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268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.



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 Shay: And that Bobby, is where burrito babies come from.
 tritium: Sometimes koth got deep and dark.
 tib gubb: i think that there is a little of bill in us all
Image 179275   05-16-17   Uploaded by    tane
Score:
528
 
 addend: That's it. Next time I do laundry, I'm taking a nap on the warm clothes from the dryer.
Image 179274   05-16-17   Uploaded by    Kim
Score:
188
 
 trelyate: both what?
 enfanta: "You and me both" is grammatically correct when it's followed with "buddy." But only then.
 kristy: There should be a tiny Vegas marriage chapel called "You and I booth"
 jochenau: Piddling quibbles concerning pronoun case are my second least favorite bit of prescriptive English grammar.
 WTF: Same
 tib gubb: i hear that
 sassysass: I wish I had somebody who always related to what I said.
Image 179273   05-16-17   Uploaded by    eumoria
Score:
385
 
 SomeCanadian: Stop it Lady Gaga. You're drunk. Go home.
 apoxia: Well this is odd.
 jazzjunkie: Wake up, Neo
Image 179272   05-16-17   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
795
 
 Jeannie C: Never turn your back on Mr. Biggles.
 Prostata: metal AF
 dangerous dave: You underestimate the powers of the dark sire.
 SomeCanadian: Satan Goat is always watching.
Image 179271   05-16-17   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
557
 
 TurkeyVulture: @Jeannie C Standard human dose of (generic) Zyrtec as per my bork's vet. Little Otter needs his Zyrtec, on account of his little bork face is below the level of our field grass. All we see is his tail tip.
 SgtScaredFrog: @Jeannie C I'd check with your vet on the dosage for your dog, but ours told us that benadryl was a safe go-to for any doggo allergies or reactions and also ok-ed claritin. Don't have personal knowledge on Zyrtec but google says the non-decongestant type is safe
 Jeannie C: Bet she tiptoes through the tulips, too.
 Jeannie C: @SgtScaredFrog @TurkeyVulture Can dogs safely take Zyrtec and benadryl?
 tritium: Vizsla!
 SgtScaredFrog: @TurkeyVulture Yep, itchy pupper times have arrived over here, too, along with their giant bottle of benadryl
 TurkeyVulture: My poor bork dog has to take Zyrtec because of the stupid flowers.
Image 179270   05-16-17   Uploaded by    Nope
Score:
794
 
 Jeannie C: Any nuts in there?
 sparename: Squirrels are smart but will they solve the riddle of the dinosaurs?
 DarkTeddy: Now kissth
Image 179269   05-16-17   Uploaded by    Disclosure
Score:
741
 
 Prostata: sorry but the goat in #179271 is 1000x more metal than either of these idiots
 skillet: DAY 28...
 SomeCanadian: MISTER MITTENS WILL EAT YOUR SOUL. Also can he be let out?
 hajjpodge: Yeah but can he crab-walk?
Image 179268   05-16-17   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
675
 
 Jeannie C: Hi. Um...would you go to the movies with me?
 WaffleIron: What's the story?
 SomeCanadian: Always Rad for Wishbone.
 jazzjunkie: Wishbone! :-D
Image 179267   05-16-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
150
 
 LogicKitty: Unless that is somehow the secret to immortality, you're going to die no matter what
 petepuma: Also dandelions
 SomeCanadian: God I hope so.
 UseYourName: I snorted
 Fancy Clown: Eventually...
 Kim: True fact.
 jazzjunkie: Yes.
Image 179266   05-16-17   Uploaded by    Sydney
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