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228119  BavidDowie: Heck yes, Wikipedia says they're real.

228263  DrinkMixMan: I'm starting to suspect they are...

228271  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

228098  BavidDowie: Dis mah spleen

228101  BavidDowie: Son...you know your mom's maiden name, LePew? There's something I need to tell you. You're half...French.

228247  Sadbot: @Mexico I'd recommend it...I think, it's been over a decade since I watched it all the way through. Just know that there's a follow up movie because fans were so pissed about the ending...watch that, too.

228103  BavidDowie: I hate this meme

228259  Teechur: Chillinhuahua

228119  BavidDowie: If it rains during a full moon... could you get a moonbow?

228133  BavidDowie: I'm getting verklimpt...I'll give you a topic...Do you feel lucky?

228144  BavidDowie: I ain't nothin but a gander, honkin all the time

228247  Mexico: @Sadbot It is to my great shame that I couldn't come up with anything better than parodying the opening theme because I haven't seen Evangelion all the way through.

228147  BavidDowie: @Amy Housewine don't believe everything you read *purrrrr*

228256  addend: I don't have the stomach for it.

228257  addend: Big BAD wolf.

228258  addend: "In last week's episode of 'Soap'..."

228247  Sadbot: Eat the Double Down, Shinji, or Rei will have to

228177  BavidDowie: Babe... there's a fungus among us.

228185  BavidDowie: Nice time-delay fuse

228210  BavidDowie: Classy lot

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3. VeeKay
4. Dr Awkward
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9. wolfpk
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228072 Drump Porbs: uh huh @a robot!!!

227970 DrNinjaman: Louis CK's going ahead with that self help book after all.

228074 Spazstatic: @Warrax if he didn't apologize, he wasn't a gentleman.

228067 glenalec: Contact .... has been made!

228047 SuedeOxford: When two people kiss, they form a long tube with an anus at both ends. This is not worse than that.

227950 DrNinjaman: Santorum Soda! Just like "Mom" used to make!

227992 Robespierre: @glenalec From Blue Highways by William Least Heat Moon: "Who on Earth would eat wolf fish?" "Ask Mrs. Paul."

228003 Austin: If you haven't see wizard people Dear reader go do it right now

228024 VeeKay: O beautiful for spacious skies, For amber waves of grain, For purple mountain majesties, Above the fruited plain! America! America! God shed His grace on thee, And crown thy good with brotherhood, From sea to shining sea!

228183 glenalec: Please explain?



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Darmstadtium uploaded 228057 (928 points)
Ulillillia uploaded 227881 (921 points)
Morn Bumbies uploaded 227871 (914 points)
Fast Sloth uploaded 227863 (895 points)
Pikachu uploaded 227910 (885 points)
namename uploaded 227742 (885 points)
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 9. saluted: 1979 points
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11. mackdaddy: 1756 points
12. AFanOfSprite: 1751 points
13. InfiniteZero: 1745 points
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Score:
401
 
 Felicity: Just sort of roll around and pretend youre fighting it
 Donut: Bass Love
 Sadpygmy: Jimmy John!
 Prostata: forbidden love
 SomeCanadian: @Ulillillia Troy McClure- the early years.
 Kim: This is how #179262 happened.
 dangerkeith3000: Ariel, I love you!
 Ulillillia: No, I said "he sleeps with the fishes."
Image 179261   05-16-17   Uploaded by    Amy Housewine
Score:
856
 
 Amy Housewine: Squirrelball is a brilliant sport.
Image 179260   05-16-17   Uploaded by    scribbs
Score:
420
 
 sparename: 3, 2, 1 - you're back in the room #179315 - if you came from there
 werterland: "We know you're using Miracle Whip in there! Just put it down and come out of the kitchen with your hands up!"
 Bob: I love New Hampshire
 sparename: UK used to have white police cars with a horizontal red stripe, known as "jam butty cars", (allow me to translate:- vehicles driven by law enforcement officers which resemble jelly sandwiches)
 dangerkeith3000: Don't take the Subway
 Skinr: "Sir, do you know how high you were stacking? You were making a triple-decker in a double zone."
 DrinkMixMan: To Protect and Serve... sandwiches
 BavidDowie: Don't be a hero
Image 179259   05-16-17   Uploaded by    Soy Peso
Score:
520
 
 Shay: Dear diary: my neck is in agony.
 Bu7Z: Tis but a flesh wound.
 Cami: Going through doorways are where I notice it the most.
 tib gubb: hey can you look at my neck? it's bothering me.
 flyingBEARfish: The pen is mightier than the sword. But the sword will still fucking kill you.
 Kim: This is fine.
 Scoo: Ugh, could you not?
 Ulillillia: Ow.
 Mr. Butt: Okay
 Theta Zero: Not now, this book's getting good.
Image 179258   05-16-17   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
243
 
 Jeannie C: Cuts for emeralds?
 Wet farts: This rocks
Image 179257   05-15-17   Uploaded by    madmax1
Score:
322
 
 Side Boob: Pic from the great electrical tape shortage of 2015. Never forget.
 Beef Supreme: Bubble gum. Outdoor wiring going through masonry requires bubble gum.
 apoxia: That'll do it.
Image 179256   05-15-17   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
272
 
 Jeannie C: Her great-granddaughter works at the zoo and came over for Easter bringing her foster.
 Suburbanmom: There is NOTHING okay about this situation...NOTHING!
 Robespierre: Ting-tang, walla-walla-bing-bang...
 Demon Universe: Sure, but what is the orangutan holding?
 apoxia: @enfanta Shit. I thought it might be but thought no way would someone have one as a pet.
 Flarmie: Fuck yeah Twix.
 enfanta: @apoxia I think that's an orangutan.
 apoxia: Oh dear, poor baby chimp.
Image 179255   05-15-17   Uploaded by    Amy Housewine
Image 179254 is unbelievably bad (score -9) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by kate2point0. We'll pray for you, kate2point0.
Score:
69
 
 Felicity: The other day I remembered that beer commercial where four guys put up posters of themselves that read: The Four Guys, so when they go to a bar later they get to skip the line because the bouncer recognises them from the poster and thinks theyre somebody
 Ulillillia: This ad is weird.
Image 179253   05-15-17   Uploaded by    tears as lube
Score:
357
 
 Shay: I'm Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh *smacks self* Santa Bat.
 Skinr: "WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL CHRISTMAS?!"
 Dr Awkward: Bat Santa, starring Billy Bruce Thornton
Image 179252   05-15-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
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