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243541  Mad Collager: @jochenau Fun fact: In German, the same word is used for "White horse" and "mildew". I guess that makes for some confusion at your girlfriend's shower.

243537  wolfpk: This is meme is dumb as hell..... but yeah, I laughed.

243543  Mad Collager: @jochenau I read that the light patches are from goggles he wears in the tanning bed. He looks more natural when he's been outside golfing, because he doesn't wear the goggles then. The color being from a bad rub-on tan is a myth, at least according to a make-up guy who got a close look at his skin. The color is just too even not to be natural.

243487  Annoying Vegan : What about Naughty Multiverse?

243540  wolfpk: ELF on the Shelf demands "favors" for a good report.

243530  BILL DOOR: A NICE HEART.

243196  tib gubb: my personal rule about this kind of thing goes the same as with guns - i'll stop when everyone else does.

243537  WannaBee: @jochenau 8,001

243545  wolfpk: Which Harry Potter?

243199  tib gubb: safety regulations aren't for do-ers

243534  BILL DOOR: CATS ARE NICE.

243205  tib gubb: @Mr. Whiskers lmbo

243218  tib gubb: nobody likes emo sonic

243219  tib gubb: you saved 80 cents, but at what cost?

243542  Annoying Vegan : I chew it all day, except at mealtimes when I stick it behind my ear.

243526  Springbok: The only thing better than a pupper is a frosted pupper.

243544  Not A Bot: that's a long time to have an erection

243537  Springbok: @jochenau Literally 8,001

243539  Springbok: I bet he likes Oreos.

243540  Springbok: I always knew Elf on the Shelf had some crooked shit going on

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243474 raditzu: You've got to love these eyes.

243341 Mad Collager: Log is self-conscious about its weight. See? It won't even step on the scale.

243498 trelyate: also what was up with that duck with the inner tube with the little duck head is that thing alive or not?

243322 Shay: Ah lean left, lean left, lean leeefffffftttt.

243391 WannaBee: @dangerkeith3000 some pain yes, but that just seems excessive.

243334 bug: Ah, the old Spicy Nachos, I see.

243466 dangerkeith3000: @Christina I agree. To have it make sense, use the subjuctive. Or add "the fact that" instead of just "that" and keep the indicative since now it's a fact. Either way works. Thanks!

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Score:
401
 
 Felicity: Just sort of roll around and pretend youre fighting it
 Donut: Bass Love
 Sadpygmy: Jimmy John!
 Prostata: forbidden love
 SomeCanadian: @Ulillillia Troy McClure- the early years.
 Kim: This is how #179262 happened.
 breadtoaster: Ariel, I love you!
 Ulillillia: No, I said "he sleeps with the fishes."
Image 179261   05-16-17   Uploaded by    Amy Housewine
Score:
856
 
 Amy Housewine: Squirrelball is a brilliant sport.
Image 179260   05-16-17   Uploaded by    scribbs
Score:
420
 
 sparename: 3, 2, 1 - you're back in the room #179315 - if you came from there
 werterland: "We know you're using Miracle Whip in there! Just put it down and come out of the kitchen with your hands up!"
 Bob: I love New Hampshire
 sparename: UK used to have white police cars with a horizontal red stripe, known as "jam butty cars", (allow me to translate:- vehicles driven by law enforcement officers which resemble jelly sandwiches)
 DOW: Don't take the Subway
 Skinr: "Sir, do you know how high you were stacking? You were making a triple-decker in a double zone."
 DrinkMixMan: To Protect and Serve... sandwiches
 BavidDowie: Don't be a hero
Image 179259   05-16-17   Uploaded by    Soy Peso
Score:
520
 
 Shay: Dear diary: my neck is in agony.
 Bu7Z: Tis but a flesh wound.
 Cami: Going through doorways are where I notice it the most.
 tib gubb: hey can you look at my neck? it's bothering me.
 flyingBEARfish: The pen is mightier than the sword. But the sword will still fucking kill you.
 Kim: This is fine.
 Scoo: Ugh, could you not?
 Ulillillia: Ow.
 Mr. Butt: Okay
 Theta Zero: Not now, this book's getting good.
Image 179258   05-16-17   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
243
 
 Jeannie C: Cuts for emeralds?
 Wet farts: This rocks
Image 179257   05-15-17   Uploaded by    madmax1
Score:
322
 
 Side Boob: Pic from the great electrical tape shortage of 2015. Never forget.
 Beef Supreme: Bubble gum. Outdoor wiring going through masonry requires bubble gum.
 apoxia: That'll do it.
Image 179256   05-15-17   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
272
 
 Jeannie C: Her great-granddaughter works at the zoo and came over for Easter bringing her foster.
 Suburbanmom: There is NOTHING okay about this situation...NOTHING!
 Robespierre: Ting-tang, walla-walla-bing-bang...
 Demon Universe: Sure, but what is the orangutan holding?
 apoxia: @enfanta Shit. I thought it might be but thought no way would someone have one as a pet.
 Flarmie: Fuck yeah Twix.
 enfanta: @apoxia I think that's an orangutan.
 apoxia: Oh dear, poor baby chimp.
Image 179255   05-15-17   Uploaded by    Amy Housewine
Image 179254 is unbelievably bad (score -9) and has been hidden.

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Score:
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 Felicity: The other day I remembered that beer commercial where four guys put up posters of themselves that read: The Four Guys, so when they go to a bar later they get to skip the line because the bouncer recognises them from the poster and thinks theyre somebody
 Ulillillia: This ad is weird.
Image 179253   05-15-17   Uploaded by    tears as lube
Score:
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 Shay: I'm Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh *smacks self* Santa Bat.
 Skinr: "WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL CHRISTMAS?!"
 Dr Awkward: Bat Santa, starring Billy Bruce Thornton
Image 179252   05-15-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
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