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272957  Littlecraftywolf: @Littlecraftywolf awww i was trying to make hearts

272957  Littlecraftywolf: 333

272941  frenk: I agree

272913  Korrok: I've seen worse.

272962  Psymon: Only in Japan

272959  Shay: Elvis went out the same way.

272955  Dr Awkward: @fanny apparently whale milk is incredibly rich and fatty. And whale mothers make like a bathtub quantity of milk daily.

272959  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward ok, they find them on their toilet I should have said. The way I worded it, it sounded like the EMTs were dumping.

272959  Dr Awkward: Actually EMTs and paramedics find older folks dead or unconscious while dumping super often because theyre pushing too hard, essentially doing the Valsalva maneuver, they vagal out and sometime hit their head while passing out. Moral of this story, eat enough fiber so you dont pass out while trying to dump.

272970  romangreek: My desktop usually consist of folders named "bdrfekjgbgw" and "xdrstacmgxdjbasfkw" and "ffffff" by the time I'm done with a project.

272960  Side Boob: I wish Gritty was 100 feet tall and would crush Philly in a hellish rampage. Mostly because I have Jury Duty next week, but just in general too.

272918  Dr Awkward: @Sadbot @Mr. Butt I could use a trusted handyman, but a lot are just guys who have more tools than me. Id happily hire @Teechur in the summer to help fix some shit around here, but Im pretty sure youre multiple states away.

272949  Side Boob: Blep

272950  Side Boob: Dear bird, fuck off just now.

272931  tib gubb: touchbown!

272956  Side Boob: Clearly, the officer was bewitched as well.

272945  BavidDowie: *through full mouth* "IT'S MUH BERFDEY"

272931  Dr Awkward: Its possible that this person is really dumb and doesnt realize the phrase / song is *To Be

272957  Not A Bot: How the fuck is he gonna read that then, smart guy?

272946  White Rice: @danny one can be the embodiment of all that is evil & immoral in the world and still like cute stuff/be freaked out by angry pointy things.

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272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272892 UltraBeverly: @grizzly its $2.09/hr for waiters in Ohio, but $10.50 (min wage) in Los Angeles. Very confusing.

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272681 Passive: "So, how would you describe the intersex experience?"

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.



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nclaw uploaded 272634 (836 points)
Side Boob uploaded 272795 (829 points)
Mr. Lizard uploaded 272627 (798 points)
SS Keith uploaded 272458 (791 points)
brutal uploaded 272789 (773 points)
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Score:
996
 
 Bluetocracy: Facit Sejam
 Hokie333: @Cami And it wants snackies. Now.
 Cami: Death is (majestically) coming for you.
Image 179231   05-15-17   Uploaded by    ShamWOW
Score:
127
 
 duckfarts: i'm sold!
Image 179230   05-15-17   Uploaded by    maura
Score:
878
 
 Donut: After a while, Toad said "Where the hell are your nipples, Frog?"
 Bob: Shut up Jeremiah.
 BavidDowie: If I toad you once, I've toad you a million times
 hajjpodge: "...and that's why there is no ethical consumption under capitalism, Toad."
 duckfarts: just a couple of shirtless dudes talkin' about life
 WaffleIron: "I want me some of that Slurge!"
 Scoo: Always rad for Frog and Toad!
 scribbs: "...I swear, that fly was THIS BIG."
Image 179229   05-15-17   Uploaded by    caitelyn
Score:
790
 
 BavidDowie: @Teechur I want an armvaark now...
 Teechur: Hmmm....must be an armdvaark.
 Butcherboy: Liking these new slap bracelets
 scribbs: Wrist nap!
Image 179228   05-15-17   Uploaded by    twisty
Score:
344
 
 Mr Bleak: @Niels Bohr It shocked me too, and I'm - thankfully - miles away.
 Zukero: I grounded a vinyl player in a slightly larger version of this once. It really helped the sound. Not safe at all though.
 BavidDowie: 1 seems like more than 3nough
 Entertainmentalist: Eureka! Properly grounded!
 pisspig: evrika!
 Hokie333: The Russians have stolen Halliburton's shower technology.
 Niels Bohr: not only do these not heat the water, they unfailingly shock the showerer.
 Ulillillia: @Theta Zero 3BPNKA!
 scribbs: Govno.
 Dan Tagonistic: Yeah I like to fuck around with the earthing on my electric shower too
 Scoo: That's NOT how you ground/earth a circuit!
 Knice: This grounds the nothing.
 SurfNTurf: EBPNKA!
Image 179227   05-15-17   Uploaded by    Larry Xmas
Score:
185
 
 Jeannie C: When your Morgan gets termites.
 duckfarts: me takin laundry home from college
 catheter: Hmm...I wonder what my birthday present is?
 bug: slum camouflage activated
Image 179226   05-15-17   Uploaded by    duckybox
Score:
105
 
Go on. Leave a comment. Just a short one, even.
Image 179225   05-15-17   Uploaded by    Ment Thorp
Score:
271
 
 Warrax: Because you might have papercut your genitals.
 scribbs: Other effective methods: acetone and denatured alcohol.
Image 179224   05-15-17   Uploaded by    kayjay
Score:
258
 
 duckfarts: man, they really don't get christmas, do they
 Ignatius: Rude.
 scribbs: 'Kay. Bye.
Image 179223   05-15-17   Uploaded by    MamboNumber6
Score:
505
 
 Jeannie C: Coatimundi Monday.
 Bluetocracy: 'coondog has evolved emotionally and spiritually.
 duckfarts: nice snakedog
 glowstick: "I'm gonna chew on you because I love you. And I love eating fleas. You are tasty"
 itskando: Chaos... PAINS!! Owowowowowow
Image 179222   05-15-17   Uploaded by    The Bees
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