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233941  Shay: Something something milk and then I nodded off to sleep.

233937  Ulillillia: It's rare when Sarah Palin is the smartest person in a room.

233941  Ulillillia: tinytxt.jpg

233939  Sadbot: A weapon to surpass Metal Gear

233939  Scoo: Edison invented that, didn't he?

233940  Scoo: Now you can party all day

233930  Robespierre: "Everybody says she's lookin' good / And the lady knows it's understood / Strutter..."

233914  Not A Bot: They're all on A-G! Just kidding you're gonna die alone like me.

233938  glenalec: The friendly escape-pod.

233939  glenalec: STOP!

233942  glenalec: Cosmic Consciousness (Waaaaait for it!)

233852  Greifer: corcan is one hell of a drug

233841  tomatosaws: For real @Peter Pantsless

233920  Robespierre: @Dreforian You should probably feel fortunate that you lack the ability to cook a Japanese-style pizza - those are big blurps of Kewpie mayonnaise for the mouth and eyes, nori as the pupils, and bonito flakes masquerading as hair.

233926  wolfpk: "Describe your study method": I stole your answer sheet.

233923  Sadbot: U wot, m8

233937  Robespierre: I myself reject our new alien overlords.

233929  wolfpk: Extreme Bronies

233924  funny in the wall: @Sadbot jesus, she's 17 and half my age. she's technically young enough to be my kid. maybe she is my kid, some trips to eastern europe in those days were cray

233934  wolfpk: How many time did you "wack your brush off" (Deadpool)

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233880 FatTigerWoods: Cover up, your genius is showing

233823 Beef Supreme: @dangerkeith3000 that's when you swing a leg over the back of a chair when sitting down. The sculpture is clearly airing out his wedding tackle on a warm day.

233742 Teechur: @Robespierre Or Sammy Davis Jr.!

233799 RiderFan: More accurate to the source material than the Ghost in the Shell live action movie.

233737 Wooden Spoon: Louis CK quote in a less repugnant package.

233762 Science: GIS results are inconclusive, but look like Track Cyclist. When I rode a bike, my calves were huge, but I never had thighs like these...

233819 Felicity: @Beef Supreme To paraphrase an old quote, Aspergers is Gods way of insuring that the truly gifted arent burdened with children

233783 hajjpodge: This is too much for me.

233730 White Rice: @barfolomew @jochenau happy to be of service (but not as happy as the creator has been...ugh, I made myself a little sick thinking about that :-P)

233867 glenalec: 14 hours With Out Oxygen.



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Punt Numbles uploaded 233548 (817 points)
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 7. ping: 2778 points
 8. Side Boob: 2607 points
 9. Ulillillia: 2459 points
10. Annoying Vegan : 2197 points
11. DrinkMixMan: 2113 points
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13. VeeKay: 1769 points
14. Shay: 1740 points
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Score:
996
 
 Bluetocracy: Facit Sejam
 Hokie333: @Cami And it wants snackies. Now.
 Cami: Death is (majestically) coming for you.
Image 179231   05-15-17   Uploaded by    ShamWOW
Score:
127
 
 duckfarts: i'm sold!
Image 179230   05-15-17   Uploaded by    maura
Score:
878
 
 Donut: After a while, Toad said "Where the hell are your nipples, Frog?"
 Bob: Shut up Jeremiah.
 BavidDowie: If I toad you once, I've toad you a million times
 hajjpodge: "...and that's why there is no ethical consumption under capitalism, Toad."
 duckfarts: just a couple of shirtless dudes talkin' about life
 WaffleIron: "I want me some of that Slurge!"
 Scoo: Always rad for Frog and Toad!
 scribbs: "...I swear, that fly was THIS BIG."
Image 179229   05-15-17   Uploaded by    caitelyn
Score:
790
 
 BavidDowie: @Teechur I want an armvaark now...
 Teechur: Hmmm....must be an armdvaark.
 Butcherboy: Liking these new slap bracelets
 scribbs: Wrist nap!
Image 179228   05-15-17   Uploaded by    twisty
Score:
344
 
 Mr Bleak: @Niels Bohr It shocked me too, and I'm - thankfully - miles away.
 Zukero: I grounded a vinyl player in a slightly larger version of this once. It really helped the sound. Not safe at all though.
 BavidDowie: 1 seems like more than 3nough
 Entertainmentalist: Eureka! Properly grounded!
 dangerkeith3000: evrika!
 Hokie333: The Russians have stolen Halliburton's shower technology.
 Niels Bohr: not only do these not heat the water, they unfailingly shock the showerer.
 Ulillillia: @Theta Zero 3BPNKA!
 scribbs: Govno.
 Dan Tagonistic: Yeah I like to fuck around with the earthing on my electric shower too
 Scoo: That's NOT how you ground/earth a circuit!
 Knice: This grounds the nothing.
 Theta Zero: EBPNKA!
Image 179227   05-15-17   Uploaded by    Larry Xmas
Score:
185
 
 Jeannie C: When your Morgan gets termites.
 duckfarts: me takin laundry home from college
 dangerkeith3000: Hmm...I wonder what my birthday present is?
 bug: slum camouflage activated
Image 179226   05-15-17   Uploaded by    duckybox
Score:
105
 
Have a good caption for this one?
Image 179225   05-15-17   Uploaded by    Ment Thorp
Score:
271
 
 Warrax: Because you might have papercut your genitals.
 scribbs: Other effective methods: acetone and denatured alcohol.
Image 179224   05-15-17   Uploaded by    kayjay
Score:
258
 
 duckfarts: man, they really don't get christmas, do they
 dangerkeith3000: Rude.
 scribbs: 'Kay. Bye.
Image 179223   05-15-17   Uploaded by    MamboNumber6
Score:
505
 
 Jeannie C: Coatimundi Monday.
 Bluetocracy: 'coondog has evolved emotionally and spiritually.
 duckfarts: nice snakedog
 dangerkeith3000: "I'm gonna chew on you because I love you. And I love eating fleas. You are tasty"
 itskando: Chaos... PAINS!! Owowowowowow
Image 179222   05-15-17   Uploaded by    The Bees
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